banzhurenwuqilaoshijiazhejiaoan,yinchenzhelianzoujinlejiaoshi。
“tongxuemen,zaishangkezhiqian,woxiangxianqiangdiaoyixiachengxinwenti。”tashuangshouchengzaijiangtaishang,“womenyouxietongxue,zaigerenxinxishangnongxuzuojia,haijubuhuigai!”
dixiachuanlaijishengyayideqiexiao。wotongzhuoyonggebozhoupenglepengwo,dishengdao:“wei,youshuonini。”
wuqilaoshitebiedexiaoxinyan,banshangtongxuedoubuganjiangtahuaihua。
wozuanjinlefangzaizhuoxiadeshou,zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin,yongtengtongweichizhebiaomiandepingjing。
wulaoshijianwomeiyoufanying,yuqigengjialingli:“wozaishuoyici,wuye,jiutianwuye!wunong,jiutianwunong!shinidefuqinjianbuderenma?”
“wanzheizhongwangluoshangdechouxianggeng,xiandenihenyoumoma?zheizhonghuazhongquchongdexingwei,pohuailewomenzhenggebanjidefengqi!”
“zhoumin!”tadianlewodeming,“nijiwozhanqilai!dangzhequanbantongxuedemian,zaishuoyibian,nibadaodishiganshenmede?jintianbixujiwoyigemingquededafu!”
quanbantongxuedoukanxiangwo,yanlishikanrenaobuxianshidadexingfen。
woshenxiyikouqi,manmandizhanleqilai。
“wulaoshi,”wolengjingdao,“wotiandedoushishishi,wofuqindegongzuoxingzhiteshu,xuyaobaomi。”
全班一片哗然。
wulaoshiqideliansetieqing,tayongliyipaizhuozi:“wojiaoshuzheimeduonian,shenmejiazhangmeijianguo?woxianzaijiujinijiazhangdadianhua!woqinziwenta!yaoshishuobuchugesuoyiran,nijintianjiujiwozhanzheshangke,yizhizhandaobiye!”
wowunaidao:“neinidaba。”
wulaoshitaochushoujilijibodalewoliudedianhua,anxialebohaojian,keyidakailemianti。
shoujiyangshengqilichuanlaiyigejixiedenvsheng:ninhao,ninsuobodadehaomashikonghao。qingchazhenghouzaibo。
jiaoshilishunjianbaofachuhongtangdaxiao。
“konghao!juranshikonghao!”
“zhoumin,nibianyebiangenengdatongdehaoa!”
“这下露馅了吧!”
wuqiqiaduandianhua,xiongkoujulieqifu,tajuedebeiwoxinonghexiurule。
“zhoumin!”tajihushihouchulaide,“nihaiyoushenmekeshuode?yongyigekonghaolaihunonglaoshi,hunongxuexiao!nijianzhiwufawutian,mashangjiwogundaozoulangshangquzhanzhe!”
wojieshidao:“wulaoshi,wozaojiushuoguo,wofuqingongzuoteshu,bushisuibianshei,yongsuibianyibushouji,jiunengdatongde。”
wulaoshiqidehunshenfadou,tarenweiwozaizuiying:“gunchuqu!”
wotankouqi,renmingdezouchulezoulang。
mamayinbingzaozaoqushi,babagongzuoyouteshu,zheixienianwoyijingxuehuilezijizhaoguziji。
wotaochujiamidianhua,bodaleyigedianhua。
“ba”wodeshengyinhenqing,“wodebanzhuren,wuqilaoshi,tayinweixuexiaotianbiaofumuzhiyeneiyilan,wotinitianlebaomi,duiwoyouxiewuhui。ninenggentajieshiyixiama?”
dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke,babashengyinpingwen,biaoshilijie:“zhidaole,qingkuangyishangbao。huiyourenlaichuli。”