《渣爹给我妈入了份意外险》 小说介绍
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《渣爹给我妈入了份意外险》 第一章 免费试读
渣男贱女
womazhuiyahoubujiu,wobadezhanghulibianduoleyibiqian,jushuoshiwomachuyiwaihousuodedebaofei。
yinianhou,womadeguimibianbaozheyinanyingdengtangrushile。
wonaizhongnanqingnvdehen,ziranduitahenshiniai,erniaidejieguobianshi:tachengrenneinian,yinjiujiazhuangsileren。
wobaweilebaota,biwojitadingzui。
woziranshibukende,kewobaquezhijilewolianggexuanze:yaomedingzui,yaomesi!
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woyinjiaotongzhaoshizui,beipanchushinianyouqituxing。
woaoleshinian,quesizailechuyuhoudediertianwanshang,wobashuo,zhiyousirencainengbaoshoumimi。
zaizhengyanshi,wofaxian,zijijingranzhongshengle。
zheiyinian,woliusui,womayinchichijilaodengjiayanxubushangxianghuoerfachou,yushizaiguimiqinxuejiaodecuanduoxia,pashanglesongzishandeshanding。
shandingyouzuosongziguanyinmiao,jushuohenlingyan。
congguanyinmiaolichulaihou,qinxuejiaobiantuozhewomaqulexuanyabian,shuoxiangpaizhaoliunian。
shandingdefenghenda,womazhanzaixuanyabianshang,danbodeshenzibeifengchuideyaoyaoyuzhui,fanguanqinxuejiaoqueyouxiexinbuzaiyan,yishuangxingyandiliuliudiluanzhuanzhe,yihuierkankanzuoce,yihuierkankanyoucede。
她在找机会下手。
zhonghuoyishi,wojuebunengrangbeijuzaizhongyanle。
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“qinyi,nibeishangdexiaonanhaiershisheia?zenmexuelinlinde!”
qinxuejiaozhiqianshengguoyigehaizi,yinweizaochan,geqiguandoumeizhanghao,lianbaitiandoumeiguo,jiuyaozhele。
erwo,pingshishaoyanshaoyude,gengbuhuishuohuang,wodehua,taziranshenxinbuyi。
“大海哥!”
qinxuejiaobeihedemianrongshise,chongxiangwoba,shitabennengdefanying。
wobazehuitouchaowoxunchidao:“nihushuoshenmeni!nixuejiaoayishenshangnaliyoudongxi!”
woshenshouzhilezhixuanyabian,“neibushima?tacongxuejiaoayishenshangtiaoxialaile,jiuzaineizhanzhe,haichaowomenxiaoni。”
womaduiguishenzhishuo,yixiangbanxinbanyi,“zheilipashibuganjing,xiaohaizideyanjingshinengkandaoyixiedarenkanbudaodedongxi。”
wozhijiepudaowomahuaili,dakuqilai,“ma,wohaipa!”
wobasishibuxiangrangjihualuokong,feidejiwomaheqinxuejiaopailezhaozaizou,keqinxuejiaoquezenmeyebukenzaidaoxuanyabianle。
3
zheiyitang,meinengrangwobadechangsuoyuan,takendinghaihuizaizhaojihuiduiwomaxiashoude。
weijinzhiji,yezhiyoujiangwobazheigeshouyirenjihuanle,tacaihuichedixielepianbaodeniantou。
wanfanguohou,wobayoutoutouquleqinxuejiaoneili。
wonaichibaohezulejiushima,“guangchibuxiadan,niruoshengbuchuerzi,jiuganjinnuodier,bielaoshizhanzhedifangbuzuowei!”
wonaiyebuxihuanwo,tazongshuoshiwotoucuoletai,batabaobeisunzideweizhijiqiangle。
weileduoqingjing,wotoutoupaolechuqu。
zaihuilaishi,wobianjiangwokandaode,jiayoutiancudigaosulewoma。
“ma,wokanjianwobaqulexuejiaoayineili,tamenhaibaozaiyiqi。”
womaziranshibuxinde,yinweizaitaderenzhili,wobasuiranchengbushangshirenfukaimo,danduitayizhidouhaibucuo。
erqinxuejiaoshitadeshoupajiao,suiranxingzikaifanglexie,danduitahaishimanbucuode。
keyinweiwocongweisaguohuang,tadaodihaishiqileyixin。
danwobajiexinhenzhong,wogenzongtazheijianshihaoxiangyijingbeitajifaxianle,jiexialaidejitian,tameizaiquzhaoguoqinxuejiao。
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dansuanyixiashijian,qinxuejiaomashangjiuhuihuaiyunle。
erliujitamenzuoandeshijianyijingbuduole。
guoran,meiguojitian,wobabianyouxiangdaizhewomaqujiaoyoule,haidazheguoerrenshijiedehuangzi,budaiwoyiqiqu。
tamenchumenqian,woguyizhuangbing,zaidishanglaihuidagun。
“妈,我肚子疼!”
womaziranmeixinsizaiqujiaoyoule,daizhewozhijiequleyiyuan。
wobayegenzheyiqiqule,tachenwomabuzaideshihou,turanchaowowendao。
“jiajia,wodainimachuquwan,nibugaoxing?”
wobamingmingshixiaozhegenwoshuode,kewoquehunshenfaleng,haozaiwodeyingbiannenglihaibucuo,bingweixianshichutaiduodehuangluan。
“nimenbudaiwoyiqiqu。”
wobashenshouguolaimolemowodetou,jieshishuo。
“pashanhenleide,nishangciyepaguoyicibushi,nandaonihaixiangpaya?”
“wojiushixianggenbabamamazaiyiqi。”
“hao,neixiacidaijiajiayiqi。”
wobayingyunlewo,danwoquebingbugaoxing。
还有下次。
yejiushishuo,wobashaxinweimie。
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zhongshenghou,wohaibingweixiangwomatiqi,wobayushatapianbaozheijianshi,tabuxiangxinshixiao,wanyidangxiaohuayiyangdigaosuwoba,wojiuweixianle。
kewobijingfenshenfashu,bunengshishikanzhewoma。
weileburangcanjuzhongyan,wozhinengmaoxianjiangzheijianshigaosulewoma,bingyangqiutaqianwanbuyaozaiwobamianqiantiqi。
我妈笑着应允了。
xianranbingmeiyoubawodehuafangzaixinshang。
zhuanyan,yigeduoyueguoqule,womadeduziyiranmeishenmedongjing,danwozhidao,qinxuejiaozheihuieryinggaiyijinghuaiyunle。
weileshitanta,woguyijiangxiguanajitachi,“xuejiaoayi,chixigua,zheixiguaketianle。”
qinxuejiaoquewanjule,“wozuijinweikoubutaihao,bunengchihanliangdedongxi。”
zhihou,woyouguyizaiwuneiwanqiu,wanzhewanzhe,bianbuxiaoxinzhuangdaoletadeshenshang,haibatajizhuangzailedishang。
wobajianzhuang,mangshangqianjiangtafuleqilai,“meishierba?”
qinxuejiaosuiranyaotoushuozhemeishier,danzaiwojiameidaiduojiujiulikaile,meiyihuier,wobayesuibianzhaolegejiekouchulemen。
womameiyouduoxiang,jixuzuozhefan。
woqueyouxiexinshenbuning,chelechewomadexiuzi,gentashuodao:“xuejiaoayihaoxianghuaiyunle。”
womaqiecaideshouyidun,“danaertinglaide,zheihuakebunengluanshuo。”
woguyichehuang,“wotingjiantagenwobachaojiale,shuoshi,wobaruobujitamingfen,tajiubaduzilidehaizidadiao。”
woyierzaizaiersanditiqicishi,womajibianxinzaidayezuobudaowudongyuzhongle。
sishixiangdaoleshenme,tacalecashou,chuanshangyifu,bianchulemen。
wobufangxinta,bianweisuizailetadeshenhou,ranhougenzhetayiqiquleyiyuan,jinjiezhebiankandaolewoba,tazhengpeizheqinxuejiaozaifuchankezuoyunjianni。
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womazaizoulangjintoushihualeliangjiu,zaiwobafaxiantadeqianyimiao,tuihoujibu,duoleqilai。
womameiyouku,zhishiwozhewodeshouyouxieyongli。
jiexialaideyiduanshijian,womagenwangchangyiyang,haosiwobachuguizheijianshierduitalaishuo,bingbusuanshenmedaji。
danwozhidao,tadeyanleidouzaitangzaixinlide。
wobamianshangkanzhelaoshi,danqishi,guziliyouhuaiyouzisi。
wonaigenwomachaojiadeshihou,tasuiranbupianbuxiang,danmeicidoushiwonaizhanshangfeng,erqie,tazhengdegongzi,conglaidoumeiyoushangjiaoguowoma,jialiderichangkaixiao,womabixudejizhang,cuoyichudoubuxing。
woyouwenguowoma,weishenmehuijiajiwoba,tashuo,wobashigeyingxiong,dangniancongjigexiaohunhunshoulijiuleta,tayizhigannianzhijin。
kezaimuduwobachuguizhihou,zheifenenqing,pashiyizaiwomadexinlidangranwucunle。
qinxuejiaohuaiyundeshier,wonaibingbuzhidao,suoyi,yigejingerdicuomowoma。
“mingtian,nizaishangyitangsongzishan,zheihuiyaoqianchengyixie,baibukeyigetou,pusakanjianle,ziranhuiduinimendeyaoqiushangxinde。”
wonaisanwubushidizuoyaoyici。
pianpianwobahaitezongrongta。
“mashuodedui,xinchengzeling,mingtianwomenzaiqushishi。”
“好。”
womajingrandayingle,zaimingzhidaowobakenenghuiyaotamingdeqiantixia。
“我也要一起去!”
wobufangxinrangtaliangdanduchuqu,kewobaxianranbingbuxiangdaishangwo。
“jiajiatinghua,denghoutian,babadainiquyouleyuanwan。”
buguangwoba,jiulianwomayebuxiangdaiwoqu。
wanshang,chenwobabuzai,wobaozhewoma,kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。
“nibunengqu,taxiangyaonideminga,niruosile,woyihoujiushiyigemeiyoumamadehaizile!meimatengdehaizihuibeibierenqifude!”
womaroulerouwodenaodai,xiangwobaozhengdao。
“fangxin,mamahuipinganhuilaide,mamakeshebuderangwodebaobeishoubierenqifu。”
womadeyanshenteqiguai,youneimeyishunjian,woshenzhijuede,mingtianzhuiyaderen,kenengshiwoba。
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jibianwomayijingkanqingchulewobadezuilian,wohaishibufangxin。
diertian,tamengangchumen,wobianqiaoqiaoliulechuqu,yongzanlexujiudelinghuaqiandachequlesongzishandeshanjiaoxia。
kewobijingcailiusui,tiliyouxian,meipaduojiubiankaishishuangtuifaruan,zoubudongle。
wojiuzheimezouzoutingting,dengdaowopadaobanshanyaoshi,shenbianyourenfachujinghusheng。
“kuaikan,yourenhaoxiangtiaoyale!”
行人纷纷驻足眺望。
wozejiangyingdinuodongzhebozi,daijiangshixianyixiangneichushi,nalihaiyouzhuiyarendeyingzi。
xingrenshibuguanji,yijiuliaodereluo。
“neidifangjingchangyourenzhuiya,xiexingdehen。”
“guanjianshineiliyemeigeweilanshenmede,tebieweixian,shangyicilai,wopengyourangwozhanzaixuanyabianpaizhao,wodoumeiganzhan。”
huishenhou,wofalefengsidewangshandinggan。
tuzhong,yudaoxiashanderen,wodouhuiwenshangyiwen,yecongtamendezhiyanpianyuzhongcouchuleshiqingdejingguo。
“zhuiyaderenshigesanshisuizuoyoudefuren。”
“tazhangfugentayiqilaide,haoxiangshizaixuanyabianshangpaizhao,buxiaoxindiaoxiaqule。”
“neinandeguizaixuanyabian,kudeneijiaoyigeshangxina。”
“tingshuotamenhaiyouyigehaizi,zheimamameile,yihouhaizikejiushouledazuile。”
kuaiyaodaodashandingdeshihou,woganjuezijideshentijiuxiangshiguanleqianyiyang,sichensichende,taiyixiajiaodoufenwaikunnan。
渣爹给我妈入了份意外险