《渣爹给我妈入了份意外险》 小说介绍
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“佳佳!”
jiuzaiwoyiwei,womayijingshinuoqulelingwaiyigeshijieshi,yidaoshuxideshengyinziwotoudingchuanlai。
我猛地抬头。
dangkandaowomawanhaowuquedichuxianzaiwomianqianshi,wojingyoupiankedehuanghu,juedezijishizaizuomeng。
“nizenmezijiyigerenpaolaile!wanyiyudaohuairenlegaizenmeban!”
womajiandaowo,bianshiyidunshuluo。
可我却如食蜜糖。
wobaozheta,kudesixinliefeide,“……nainaidawo。”zheigejieshi,ziranshijieshijiwobatingde。
erguanyuyourenzhuiyazheijianshi,wozhiziweiti。
danhenkuaiwobianzhidaolezhenggeshiqingdelailongqumai。
womacongguanyinmiaochulaihou,wobaqueshidaitaqulexuanyabian,danhaoqiaobuqiaodi,youduierfuqizaichaojia,qiziyiqizhixiabiantiaoleya。
照没拍成。
wobaxinqingsihuyouxiebuhao,kanwodeyanshensuirandaizhexiao,danquerangwoyouzhonghanmaozhishudeganjue。
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woxiangrangwomagenwobalihun,womazheicijingrantongyile。
jitianhou,womadaizheniangjiarenzaiqinxuejiaoneilidaizhulewoba,wobaziransibuchengren,taxianzaizhengzaishengzhikaohejieduan,mingyuhenzhongyao,ziranbuhuiweileqinxuejiaoqumaoxian。
erqinxuejiaozhisuoyikanzhongwoba,buguoyeshiyinweitaneifentimiandegongzuo。
“yaqin,niyaoxiangxinwo,wogendahaigebushinixiangdeneizhongguanxi。”
jiuzaishuangfangjiangchibuxiazhishi,wodaizhewonaichuxianle。
wonaitingshuoqinxuejiaoduzilidehaizishiyoubajiushigenanhaihou,biankaishibizhewomajingshenchuhule。
“zijixiabuledan,haibuyunxubierenjiwodengjialiuhoua!yaobushiniyizhishengbuchuerzi,dahaizhiyudaowaimianzhaonvrenma?xianzaixuejiaoduzilihuaizhewomenlaodengjiadehaizi,nidanfanyaodianerlian,jiuganjinjitanuowoer!”
ruohuanzuopingshi,womahuiduohuiwuli,laigeerbutingweijing。
kejintian,tazhongyuyingqileyihui。
“yaowotengdifang,keyi,woyaoyibancaichan,jiajiadefuyangquanguiwo。”
wonaiyiting,zhijieduiwomapokoudamaqilai。
“nihaihaoyisigenwoerzifenjiachan!zidanijinmenhou,keyoujiwoerzijiaoguoyifenqian!nimeitianchideyongde,kedoushizaihuawoerzidegongzi!”
zaiwodequanshuoxia,womameiyouzaijixudanao,ershiweiquqiuquandihuileniangjia,zhidaoyigeyuehou,wobashunlishenglezhi。
taxiangrangwomajingshenchuhu,womatongyile,danzhiyouyigeyaoqiu,neijiushibawodaizou,kewobabutongyi。
liuwozaidengjia,ziyoutademude。
jiuzailiangrenzhengchaobuxiushi,wochushengle,“ma,woxianggenzhewoba,wobatiaojianbinihao,wobuxiangshouku。”
womazhinenghanleigenwobalilehun。
erzuoweiduiwomadebuchang,wobazhinengbabaoxianshouyirendemingzigaichenglewowaipo,womadezheigeyaoqiubingbuguofen,tayemeiliyoubutongyi。
wonaitingshuoshiwozhudongtichuyaogenzhewobashi,nandedechaowoluchulexiaolian。
“haizhidaozijixingdeng,meibaiyang!”
woyiqianbutaiaishuohua,danweilezaizheigejiaguodexiangduishutanyixie,woyekaishixuezhewangzuibashangmomile。
“woxingdeng,zaiwaipojia,shiwairen,woyoubusha。”
wobahenkaixin,zhijiejialeyigenjituifangdaolewodewanli,wozebajituizhijiesongdaoleqinxuejiaomianqian。
“给弟弟吃。”
wonaixiaodehebulongzui,“nizenmezhidaoshigedidia?”
wosuikouhuzhoudao:“wozuowanmengjianpusale,tashuo,tashilaisongwawade,shigenanwawa,woqiaojianle。”
wonaishifenjidong,“zhende?”
woyonglidiantou,“ng,pusahaishuole,woruoliuzaidengjia,jianglaigenwodiyiyang,huiyoudachuxi。”
wonaitaixingfenle,diertianbianqulefujindesiyuan,jipusakelejigetou,haisailesanbaikuaixianghuoqian。
jigeyuehou,qinxuejiaozaiyiyuandanxiayimingnanying,wodehuayingyanle。
zhibuguo,tamenduididideniai,bizhishangyishi,youzengwujian,zheiyedaozhididicongxiaojiuhaohuaibufen,buguangzaijialiwufawutian,jiulianzaiwaimianyeyiyangchengwangchengba。
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didisisuineinian,yudaoletarenshengzhongdediyigejieshu。
neitianzhengzhilibaitian,gongyuanliderentingduode,youyigegentanianlingxiangfangdexiaopengyoujiuzailitabuyuanchuwanshua,shoulihainazheyigezuixinkuandebianxingjingang。
erkanjianxihuandedongxizhijieshangshoujiuqiang,shiwonaiguanchulaidemaobing。
wojide,shangyishi,woyoulanzheta,yinweineigexiaopengyouworenshi,tayeyeshimougegongsidelaoban,zheizhongren,womenrebuqi。
kezheiyishi,womeiyoulanta。
taguoranmeirangwoshiwang,henkuaibianchongleshangqu,yibaduozouleduifangdewanju。
neixiaonanhaieryebushigeshouqifudezhu,jianzijidewanjubeiqiangle,shenshoujiuyaowanghuiduo。
lianggeyimichutoudexiaopengyoujiuzheimedaleqilai。
biekanwodipingshihenkuang,danzhendedaqijialai,quecaidehen,genduifangsanzhaodoumeiguole,jiuzhijiechengleshouxiabaijiang。
“nainai,yourendawodile!”
guanjianshike,wobawonaiwang‘anfaxianchang’yitui,zheihuoshaodebugouwang,wodewangzheichaishangjiaodianeryou。
wonaitehuduzi,yushishibufenduicuode。
jianwodibeituidaozaidi,zhijiejiuchaoneixiaonanhaierdongshoule,bujinruci,haiqianglerenjiadewanju,jilewodi。
neixiaonanhaiercongdishangpaqilaihou,youlaiqiangwanju。
“这是我的!”
“shenmenide!zheimingmingshiwojiahaohaode!”
wonaijiangtayongliyitui,sheiliaoshoujingertaida,zhijiejiangtatuichuquyimiyuan,haihaoqiaobuqiaodizhuangdaoletaijielengshang。
jianxiaonanhaierkepolehounaoshao,wonailikedaizhewodi,taolilegongyuan。
erwo,yizhiduozaianchu,zhidaoxiaonanhaierdemamalailezhihou,cailikai。
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jingchahenkuaibianzhaoshanglemen。
wonaiyoukaishisapodagunle,sihuobukengenjingchazou,dantashexianguyishanghaiyoutong,buzoubuxing。
erzheiyizou,jiushibannianduo。
wobatuorensongli,xiangbawonaijiuchulai,jieguo,renhaimeijiuchulai,zijiquereshangmafanle。
他被公司给开了。
zheikeshitayizhiyinyiweiaodegongzuo,jieguo,jiuyinweidezuileren,shuomeijiumeile。
tahenbuganxin,danquewukenaihe。
yinweishiye,tatiantianjiejiujiaochou,hezuihoujiukaishifajiufeng。
“秦雪娇呢!”
qinxuejiaoxihuandamajiang,wonaigangjinpaichusuoneijitian,tahaitingxiangyigedangmade,meitianzaijialipeizhehaohao,jieguo,meijianchijitianjiuyouwangmajiangguanpaole。
erwo,beipobanlilexiuxue,zaijiadangqilebaomu,yiqianyounainaigandehuoer,xianzaidouluodaolewodetoushang。
“xuejiaoayiqu、qudamajiangle,haimeihuilai。”
shuohuashi,woguyijiangqiepodeshouzhi‘zhanshi’jiwobakan,haizhilezhizhuoshangdefancaishuodao。
“ba,woyijingzuohaofanle。”
wobajianzhuang,qibudayichulai,zhijieshaqulemajiangguan,genqinxuejiaoranglejijuhou,jiukaishidongshoule。
qinxuejiaobeizoudeaoaojiao,yangyanyaogenwobalihun。
wobajiangtatuohuijia,guanqimenlaihaoyidunshoushi,zuihouhaidonglecaidao,zici,qinxuejiaozaiyemeitiguolihunerzi。
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wonaichuyuhou,zheigezhiliposuidejiacaizhujianbeifengheqilai。
wobayouzhongxinzhaoleyifengongzuo,woyezhongxinhuidaolexuexiao,jiulianqinxuejiaoyejielemajiangyin,paoqujiudiandangfuwuyuanle。
但好景不长。
qinxuejiaozaijiudiangoudashangleyigeyoufuzhifu,liangrenhenkuaibianzhudaoleyiqi。
zheishierbeiwofaxianhou,qinxuejiaolianpiandaihongde,xiwangwobuyaojiangzheijianshigaosuwoba,wozexianggexiaodarensidechaoqinxuejiaowenleyigewenti。
“wobaxianzaidegongzigenbenjiubugouyanghuowomenzheiyidajiazi,ninengpeitashouyibeizikuma?”
秦雪娇眼神闪烁着。
wozhidao,tabuneng,ruoshineng,yejiubuhuigoudashangqitananrenle。
“ayi,wobadepiqiniyelejie,ruoshirangtazhidao,nibeizhetapashangleqitananrendechuang,tajiyoukeneng……huirangnichedixiaoshizaizheigeshijieshangde。”
qinxuejiaosishixiangdaoleyixiewangshi,lianseshunjianhuibailexiaqu。
jitianhou,wobachulechehuo,liangtiaotuizhijiebeiyalanle。
wonaidezhixiaoxihou,kudechadianeryunguoqu。
qinxuejiaoqingjiazaiyiyuansihouwoba,kewobadepiqiyinshiqushuangtuierbiandegengjiadebaozao,jingchangchaoqinxuejiaofahuo。
qinxuejiaorenlejicihou,zhijiezourenbusihoule。
“dengdahai,yaobushikanzainishihaohaobabadefenshang,wolianyiyuandoulandelai!”
wonaiyixianghuduzi,gengjianbudeerzishouweiqu,yushizhizheqinxuejiaopokoudamadao。
“nigesaobaxing,ganjinyouduoyuangunduoyuan,zicongnijiadaowomendengjia,womenjiumeiguoguoyitiananningrizi!xianzaihaibadahaihuohaichengzheiyang,dangchujiubuyinggaiqunijinmen!”
qinxuejiaosuiranjidengjiashengleyigeerzi,danjiajiwobahou,yemeishaogenwonaishengqi,rujinwobachenglezheifumoyang,tagengshitianbupadibupale。
“nidangnimenlaodengjiashishenmegaomenwangzua,ruobushinierziyoufenhaogongzuo,wolianduoqiaotayiyandoujuededuoyu!xianzai,nimenlaodelao,xiaodexiao,candecan,jiusuannixianzaiguizaidishangjiwoketou,wodoubuxiangliuzaizheigejia!”
qinxuejiaozhijieshuaimenerqu,qidewonaihaobantiandouchuanbuguoqilai。
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jialichenglezheigeqingkuang,wonaibianyoubazhuyidadaolewomadeshenshang。
“jiajiaa,tingshuonimazuijinzhenggenyigenanrenzaitanhunlunjia,taruoshijielehun,zaishenglebaobao,niyihoukejiumeimamatengle。”
“nibabaxianzaizheigeyangzi,niyekandaole,jialimeiyoulaodongli,pashiliangongnishangxuedougongbuqi,nimaruoshiyoulezijidexiaojia,jiugenggubushangnile,niyihoukejiuchengleyigemeidieteng,meiniangyangdexiaokelianle。”
我奶的意思,我懂。
tabuguoshixiangliyongwo,zaibawomazheigemianfeilaodonglijiyinyouhuilai。
mianshang,woziranbuhuifutadeyi,danjianlewomademianzhihou,woqueduidengjiadejinkuangzhiziweiti。
“ma,nixihuanzhaoshuma?”
zhaowei,biwomadalewusui,jieguohun,danmeihaizi,jiatingtiaojianhaikeyi,renkanqilaiyetinglaoshibenfende,shangyishimeitingshuoguozheihaoren,danxianglaizaihuaiyehuaibuguowoneizhadie。
womamozhewodetou,xiaozheyaotou。
“rangwozaijia,shiniwaipodeyisi,woxianzaiyijingmeilezaichengjiadeniantou,wojiuzhixianghaohaoganhuo,jinizandianerjiazhuang。”
wotaitou,yuwomaduishi,huixiangqishangyishi,yankuangzhujianfanhong。
“ma,zhiyaonijiankangpingan,jiushijiwozuihaodejiazhuangle。”
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wobazaiyiyuanzhulesangeyue,wonaiyinweisihoutashoulezhengzhengliangquan。
qinxuejiaozicongshangcicongyiyuanlikaihoujiuzaiyemeihuilaiguole。
wonaiyouxieaobuzhule,bianyoukaishidawomadezhuyi。
“jiajiaa,guojitianjiushinishengrile,nijinimadagedianhua,rangtalaijialipeiniguoshengri。”
wolikezuochuyifukunaozhuang。
“womaxianzaizhenggenzhaoshumilidiaoyouni,meiciwoquzhaota,tadouyouxiebugaoxing,haizongshimawobaiyanlang,dangchuxuanzewobabuxuanta,nixiangrangtahuilaishoushizheigelantanzi,zhendebutaixianshi,taxianzaihentoulezanjia。”
我奶闻言不高兴了。
“nibushizuitianma?zenmeliangerendouhongbuhuilai!wogaosuni,nimaruoshibuhuizheigejia,niyihouyebiexiangqushangxuele!”
woyankuangyihong,guzuoweiqudipaoxialelou。
louxiayouhaoduolinju,jiuxihuantingbagua,jianwokudehenshangxin,bianwenwozenmele。
wokuzhehuidao:“xuejiaoayizaiwaimianyounanrenle,wonaibianxiangrangwomahuilaisihouzheiyidajiazi,haishuo,womaruohuibulai,jiuburangwoshangxuele。”
linjumenbenlaijiukanwonaibushunyan,tingwencishi,gengshiyifentianying。
“zheilaotaitaiyezhenshitianbuzhichi,dangchuzijierzichugui,birenjiajingshenchuhu,xianzaizijierzibeishuaile,jiuyouxiangrangrenjiahuilaijieshouzheigelantanzile。”
“shia,zheimingbaizhejiushikanrenjiahaoqifubei。”
“guanjianshi,jialihaiyouyigeqianfugenbiedenvrenshengdeyezhong,bieshuodengjiaxianzaizheifuguangjingle,jiushiyoujiacaiwanguan,woyebuhuihuilaijirendanghoumade!”
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wonaimingshengbenlaijiuchou,ziranbuzaihubierendezhizhidiandian,kezaitingshuoqinxuejiaozaiwaimianyounanrenlezhihou,limapaodaoqinxuejiaoshangbandedifangnaole。
“nigebuyaoliande,genwoerzihaimeilihunni,jiukaishizaiwaimiangoudananrenle!”
wonaiqudetingqiao,ganghaoganshangqinxuejiaosihuiqingfu,bianjiuzhetadeyilingkaishiguikulanghaole。
“dajiakuailaikanyikana,zheijiushiwoneimeixingandeerxifu,woerzigangchuyuan,xianzaihaizaichuangshangtangzheni,tabuzhaoguyejiusuanle,jingrantoupaochulai,sihuijianfu!
kelianwoneimeiniangtengdesunzi,shitianbangeyueyejianbudaoqinmayimian,liusuibudaojiukaishibanzhebandengbangwokaihuozuofanle!”
wonaiyuemayuetong,zuihousuoxingzuozaidishang,yifuhuobuxiaquledemoyang。
qinxuejiaoyinweicishi,beijiudianjinglikaichule。
qinxuejiaoziranyanbuxiazheigekouqi,yushipaodaowojialouxia,kaishichongzhewojiadechuanghudama。
“xuguizhi,ninengbunengyaodianerlian!dangchukeshinimenqiuyeyegaonainaidibawohongjinmende,shuozhiyaowojinimenlaodengjiashenggeerzi,jiuhuibawodangzuzongyiyangdegongqilai!
jieguoni,woshengxiahaohaozhihou,nijiukaishizaiwoshenshanggezhongzhaocha!wojiulianchuanjianxinyifudounengainideyan!
nierzini,waibiaokanzhelaoshi,guziliqueaizuojianren,yibushunxinjiukaishiduiwoquandajiaoti,xianzaibianchengcanfeile,jiuxiangnawodangbaomushihuan,mendoumeiyou!”
qinxuejiaosihaobuliuqingmian,badengjiaderenliliwaiwaiquanmaleyibian,mawanhaibujieqi,jinghaizuzhoushangle。
“nierzidangnianhaixiangshalesongyaqinpianbao,tanengyoujintian,wanquanshitayingyoudebaoying!qiaozheba,nimenlaodengjiadehaorizidaotoule!”
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xianhua,chuandaozuihou,jiubianchenglewonaiyoulianzipi,yinjiduerziduierxifuhao,suoyiduitamenbaibandiaonan,zhiyuwoba,zebeitamenchuanchengshiyounveqipidedabiantai。
wogenwodiziranyebeilianleile。
不过,我不在乎。
wobazaidezhiqinxuejiaochuguihou,zhengrimamalieliede,youshihoubanyebushuijue,chaodelinlilinjuyeshuibuhao。
我奶也累的病倒了。
quanjiadezhongdanturanjiuluozailewodejianbangshang。
wowenwonaiyaoqianmaicai,taquezhijilewoshikuaiqian,yushi,yirisancanbianchenglemantoujiudabaicai。
wobazuidiao,wodigengshiwuroubuhuan,jiancailimianliangeroumoyemeiyou,zhijiejiufalepiqi。
“zheichaodeshenme!weizhuni!”
“wonaijiujilewoshikuaiqian,guangmailiangbaomantoujiuhuaqulewukuai,shengxiawukuainengrangnimenchishangdabaicaijiuyijingbucuole!”
woxianzaiyebuguanzhetamenle,zheiqishoulejinian,yijinggoule。
ruobushipalikaizheigejia,wonaiquzhaowomademafan,wozaogaixingsongle。
erwonaixinlidazheshenmezhuyi,wozaiqingchubuguole,zhidaojiaobuhuilaiwomale,bianxiangzheliyongwo,congwomashenshangnongdianerqianhuahua。
“zanjiayijingmeiqianle,nimingtianjiuquwennimayaodianershenghuofei,yebuyongduoyao,yigeyue……sanqianjiuxing!nigaosuta,taruoshiganbuji,wojiuqutagongzuodedifangnao!”
zheikezhenshimeilianmeipidaojiale。
wolenglengdikanlewonaiyiyan,shuodao:“nihaishixiaotinghuierba,niyeyidabanianjile,jiubiexiazhetengle,ruoshibazijizhetengsile,nizheibaobeisunzikejiumeirentengle。”
wonaikanwodeyanshenjiuxiangshicuiledu,“nigesiyatou,niweixiewoshiba!”
wochaotasongsongjian,kaishishoushiwankuaile。
bushibuaichima?neijiuezhe。
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wonaibinghaohou,youkaishizuoyaole。
taqudaowomashangbandedifang,zhangzuijiushiyaoqian,jianwomabudaying,jiuwangdishangyizuo,kaishimatianmadile。
“dajiadoulaipingpingli,zheigedufu,meitianchixiangdehelade,quebuguanzijiqinguinvdesihuo!kelianwoneisunnv,xiaoxiaonianjijiukaishishouku,shuimengdilihaihanzhema!”
fandianliderendaduodouzhidaowomadezaoyu,ziranduiwonaikelianbuqilai,danshidianliyoubumingzhenxiangdekerena。
tamenkaishiduizhewomazhizhidiandianle。
womazaoyouxinlizhunbei,duifuwonaizheizhongren,jiudebitagengbuyaolian。
“dangchukeshinimenbazhejiajiadefuyangquanbujiwode,nimenruozhenyangbuqitale,keyibatadefuyangquanjiwo,wolaiyang,danruozhishixiangcongwozheilinongdianerqian,quyangdengjianeigeyezhong,shuwobuyuanyi!”
“jiajiaxingdeng,pingshenmejini!nizhiyaojiqianjiuxingle,nalaineimeduofeihua!”
guanjianshike,wochongjinrenqun,wangdishangyigui,yanleihualaladiwangxialiu。
“ma,wokuaihuobuxiaqule!wonaiburangwoshangxue,rangwotiantianzaijializhaoguwobahaiyoudidi!wozuodefancairuoshiburutamendeyi,jiuhuiaida!tamengenbenjiumeiyoubawodangrenkan,wozhendebuxianghuole!”
woyanleibitidichaotakusu,erwolianshanghegeboshangdeshangjiushibeitamennvedaidezuiyoulidezhengju。
chumenqian,wokeyirenulewoba,beidashi,woyemeiyoufankang。
为的就是,这一刻。
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wonaizuihoushibeijingchadaizoude。
womazhijiezhaoshanglvshi,xiangfayuandijiaoleyifenqisushu,qisuwobawonainvedaiwo,bingxiwangfayuannenggouzhongxinpanyixiawodefuyangquan。
wonaiweileqiangduowozheigelaodongli,jingbuzhihuigai,youlaizhaowomanaoshile。
naoshidehouguo,jiushizaipaichusuochilejitianlaofang。
tazaipaichusuodailejitian,wobajiuzaijialielejitian。
yizhiyudengtahuidaojia,jiukanjianyanyanyixidewobazhengtangzaiketingdedishang,bantiaotuiyijingkuajinguimenguanle。
zhiyuwodi,yezaobeiqinxuejiaojijiezoule。
wonaiyinweizhaoguwoba,xiaotinglehaozhangyiduanshijian。
erkaitingshi,wobahewonaidouquexile,wodefuyangquanbianzhijiepanjilewoma。
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有妈,才有家。
suiranwomazaiwochuyizheiniangenzhaoshushujielehun,danzhaoshushuduiwotinghaode,woyemeishenmebumanyide。
erqinxuejiaoyeyingenwobafenjugouleliangnian,beifayuanpanlelihun,haizidefuyangquanziranyeguita。
zhiyuwonai,tingshuozailoudaoneishuaileyijiao,zhijiebaweizhuigushuaizhele,dengjianeibiandeqinqimeiyigerenkenguanzheiposhier,wonaizhihaopocaiqingleyigebaomu。
ketataikoule,weilebufubaomugongzi,jingchangtiaoduifangdecuochu。
daozhi,baomuqingleyigeyouyige。
zuichuqingdeneijige,bijiaohaoxinger,chikuiyedourenle,ketaqingdediliugebaomu,shigechibulebandianerkuidexinshou,jiuyinweiwonaimaletajiju,zhijiejiugenwonaidaleqilai。
我奶又一次骨折了。
zheici,zaiyiyuanyizhujiushiyigeyue。
yankankalideqianjiukuaiyaohuawanle,tazhinengbafangziguadaolezhongjiegongsi,kelinlilinjudezuidoumeibamen,zaizhidaodengjiadeqingkuanghou,meirenyuanyimaizheifangzi。
fangzideyaojiazhinengyijiangzaijiang。
zuihoubudebuyidiyushichangjiaershiwandejiagechushoujileyigewaidiren。
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wonaidaizhewoba,banjinlezhiyousanshipingdezufang。
ketadexingzigensheiyehebulai,meiduojiu,jiubeilinjutousule,fangdongwunaizhixia,zhihaobatamenganzoule。
wonaihoulaiyouhuanlejichudifang,piqiyebeimodenengrenzerenle。
dantabijinglaole,jiashangdongbudongjiuguzhe,xinlijiaocuidetazhihaozaiciguqilebaomu。
yiqian,tazongshizaibaomushenshangzhaocha,xianzaiyebuganle,ouerbeibaomushuailianse,tayezhinengrenqitunsheng。
bijing,lilebaomu,tamenliankoushuidouhebushang。
woyoushihouxinxuelaichaole,yehuiquchoutamenyiyan,wonaijiandaowohenjidong,yiqianzongshimawoxiao**,xianzaiqueturanxinganbaobeidijiaoqilai。
“jiajiaa,nainaizhidaocuole,nihuilaibahaobuhao?nainailaole,meijitianhaohuole,jiuxiangyijiarentuantuanyuanyuande,nijiukeliankeliannainaiba。”
wosaoleyanwuneidehuanjing,lianzuodedifangdoumeiyou,liuwozaizheili,dadipuma?
“wokeyihuilai,dannidebayinxingkashangjiao,yihouzheigejia,woshuolesuan。”
wonailianbiandehenkuai,qianyimiaohaixinganbaobeidejiaozhe,houyimiaojiukaishizhizhewodebizimale。
“shibushisongyaqinneige**jiaonihuilaide!taxiangnawolaodengjiadeqianquyangyehanzi,mendoumeiyou!niyeshigechilipawaide,mingmingxingdeng,quezhuzaibierenjiali,buguanwogennibadesihuo!”
mianduiwonaidekongsu,wojingmeiyouyidianerkuijiuzhixin,fanerjuedetingchangkuaide。
“nishuocuole,woxianzaiyijingbuxingdengle,hukoubenshangdemingzi,woyegaile,wogennimenlaodengjiayijingmeiyouguanxile。”
wonaiwenyan,jidongdichadianercongchuangshangshuaixialai。
“nigeshaqiandaode,kanwobudasini!”
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wobaquanchengmeiyoushuohua,zaichuangshangtanglejinian,tayijinglianmarendeliqidoumeiyoule,buguokanwodeyanshen,yincecede,rangwohenbushufu。
“duile,wojintianhuilaini,qishishiyougehaoxiaoxiyaogaosunimen。
qinxuejiaobeineigejianfujishuaile,houlaiyoubangshangleyige,nianjisuiranlaoledianer,danhaitingshedejiqinxuejiaohuaqiande。
jiushikelianlehaohao,sanwutianyejianbudaoqinmayimian,xianzaidoushoudetuolexiang,erqieshenshangdoushishang,yebuzhidaoshibushibeibaomujidade。”
nengraoluanwonaixinshendeguoranzhiyoutaneibaobeisunzi。
“你说什么!”
“qinxuejiaozheige**,woyaoquzhaotasuanzhang!”
wonaiqijigongxin,zhijiexialechuang,danyinweidongzuotaida,beiduanliedegutouzhadeyilianniuqu。
taxianzaixiguanxingguzhe,yijingmeidezhile,qianliangnianhainengtingzhiyao,xianzaibixudemaozheyaocainengzou,haibunengzoutaikuai,ruoshizaibuxiaoxinshuaijiao,kongpajiuzhinengyizhizaichuangshangtangzhele。
tasuiranzuishangshuozheyaoquzhaoqinxuejiaosuanzhang,ketaxianzaiyagenjiubuzhidaoqinxuejiaozainali,erqie,yegenbenchubulemen。
“niqubahaohaojiwojiehuilai!”
youshizheibanminglingshideyuqi,woturanyouxiexiangxiao。
“jiehuilaizuoshenme?tagenzhetama,zuiqimahainengchishangyikoufan,ruoshihuilai,pashimeijitianjiuesileba。”
wonaiyigemeizhanwen,chadianershuaidaozaidi,“worangnijienijiuqujie,ninalaineimeduofeihua!”
wolengxiaoyisheng,jujuedehengancui,“zheishinimendengjiadexianshi,wokebuxiangguan,nixiangjiejiuzijixiangbanfa。”
wonaiqidechadianerduojiao,“takeshinididi!”
woxiaozhehuidao:“womakemeijiwoshengguoshenmedidi,nikebieluanpanqin!”
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womabenlaimeidasuanzaiyaohaizide,keyedangbuzhuyiwaifasheng。
wochuzhongbiyezheinian,tahuaiyunle。
jieguo,shengdidishi,tananchandachuxue,chadianerdiuleming。
zhaoshuxintengta,bianrangzijijielezha。
kanba,zheigeshijieshangyeshiyouhaonanrencunzaide,zhibuguo,nengbunenglundaoziji,dekanyunqi。
wopeiwomaquyiyuanchanjiandeshihoupengshangleqinxuejiao,tayehuaiyunle,queshigongwaiyun。
suiranshigexiaoshoushu,danyeyoufengxian。
erta,henbuxing,neiyidiandiangailvyebeitajizhuangshangle,yishengsuiranjiangtaqiangjiuhuilaile,taqueshiquleyigezigong。
tayizhixiangliyonghaizishangwei,keyihou,zaiyemeijihuile。
woqukantadeshihou,tagangbeijianfudezhenggongshoushileyidun,xianzaiquanyiyuanderendouzhidaotashixiaosanle。
“qinyi,haojiubujian。”
qinxuejiaodingzhewo,lenglehaojimiaocaihuishen。
“你是……佳佳?”
jinianbujian,woyizhanggaoxuduo,wuguanyedouzhangkaile,qinxuejiaobuganrenwo,henzhengchang。
“ng,wopeiwomalaichanjian,kanjiannizaizheili,bianxiangjinlaigennidagezhaohu。”
tiqiwoma,qinxuejiaohuangruogeshi,“nimata……”
woxianzaishuohua,xihuanchuorenfeiguanzi,“womazaihunle,jifuduitahenhao,batadanggongzhuyiyangchongzhe,qinyiyoubanlema?”
qinxuejiaolianseweibian,“nishilaikanwoxiaohuadeba!”
woxiaozhefanwen,“qinyiyoushenmexiaohuakerangwokandema?nixiangjizijizhaogekaoshan,zheibenmeiyoucuo,kecuojiucuozai,nibugaizhaoyihunnanshi,zheishijian,fanshidouyouyinguo,nipohuaibierendejiating,chizaohuibaoyingzaizijishenshangde。”
qinxuejiaokaishixiazhukelingle,“wohaiyongbuzhenilaishuojiao!ganjingun,wobuxiangkanjianni!”
wojinlaidemudehaiweidacheng,ziranshibuhuilikaide。
“qinyi,zheigeshijieshang,zhangfukaobuzhu,erzikaobuzhu,weiyouqiannengkaodezhu。
woruoshini,jiuhuijihaohaoyaodianerfuyangfei,wonaibafangzimaile,shoulizhishaohaiyouwuliushiwan。
niruobuxihan,dangwomeishuo,kewonaihewobaxianzaizaoqianzaodelihai,niyihouwanyifanhuile,neimaifangzideqiankongpayezaobeitamenzhetengwanle。”
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qinxuejiaochuyuanhou,guozhenqulewonaineili,haidaizhehaohao。
tameiyouzhijieyaoqian,ershitongguohaohaodezui,wenwonaiyao。
wonaiyitinghaohaoxianzaimeiqianshangxue,qiemeitianchibubaochuanbunuande,bianlikejiqinxuejiaodaguoqujiqiankuaiqian。
zheigetou,yidankaile,xiangjieshu,kejiumeineimerongyile。
jigeyueeryi,wonaibianbeiqinxuejiaopianzouleshijiwan。
qinxuejiaonazhewonaideqian,meitianzaimajiangguanhunrizi,xinqinghaodeshihou,huidaihaohaochuquchidunhaode,xinqingbuhaodeshihou,jiukaishixianqihaohaozheigetuoyoupingle。
erhaohaodexingzisuilewonai,bureshierjiuhunshenfayang。
bushibaxiaozhangdeerzizoule,jiushibayinxingxingzhangdesunzijiqifule,qinxuejiaoguandaozuihou,yelandeguanle,zhijiebatarengdaolewonaineili。
wonaiguanhaizidefangshi,jiushijiqian。
dandanghaohaowentayaoqiandeshuekaishiyiwanweidanweishi,tacaixiangqilaiguanjiaota,danweishiyiwan。
haohaoyijingbeixuexiaolelingtuixue,meitiangenyibangdipiliumangxiahun,wonaibujitaqian,tabianzhijieshangshouquqiang。
sanshiduowancunkuan,meijitianjiubeitahuohuolegeganjing。
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meijitian,wobianjiedaolejingjudedianhua。
我爸喝药自杀了。
wonailianxibushangwo,biandale110.
wolianzanglidoumeijiwobajuban,zhijierangbinyiguanderen,bawobalaquhuohuale。
wonaijianwokongshouhuilai,bianwenqilewobadeguhui,“yizhifangzaibinyiguanyebushihuishier,nixiangbanfajinibamaikuaimudi。”
woyouxiexiangxiao,“maimudi?nihaiyouqiana!nideqianhaimeibeinineibaobeisunzizaowana!”
wonaiyoukaishidaqitadexiaosuanpan,“nisuirangailexing,keniguzilihailiuzhewomenlaodengjiadexue,niyouyiwuliaolinibadehoushi!”
wohuidao:“haohaotongyangyeyouyiwu,buruzheiyangba,yikuaimudidagaixuyaoqibawan,niranghaohaochuwuwan,shengxiade,wochu。”
wonaiqijibaihuaidao:“haohaohaishigehaizi!”
woshuangshouyitan,“woyehaishigehaizi。”
wonaihenxiangnaowo,dantagoubuzhewo,zhinengduiwolianmadaijuan。
“nigehuailexinyandejiahuo,niyidinghuibudehaoside!xiangnizheimeedudenvren,jianglaisheiqusheidaomei,sheiqusheijuehou!”
zheizuzhou,kezuzhoudaowoxinkanshangle。
“neijiujienijiyanle,shuoshihua,nimendengjiadejiyintaiquedele,jiusuannirangwosheng,woyebusheng,haiyouhaohao,taxianzaichengtiangenyibangxiaodipiweiwu,shuobudingnatianjiubeikansizaidajieshangle,nimenlaodengjia……kongpazhendeyaojuehoule。”
wonaiwenyan,qidechadianeryunjueguoqu。
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wodehua,henkuaiyouyingyanle。
haohaoyinweidezuileren,chadianerbeirennongsizaijietou。
wobazheigehaoxiaoxigaosuwonaideshihou,guyitianyoujiaculeyifan,“nishimeikandao,neiyididexuea,haohaolinsideshihou,yanjingdoushizhengzhede。”
wonaixianzaichubulemen,shoujiyeyijingqianfeixujiu,guanyuwaijiedeshiqingyezhinengcongwozheilitingshuo。
wobasideshihou,tadoumeizenmenanshou,kedangtingshuohaohaosilezhihou,tazhijieqijigongxin,yunleguoqu。
womeiyoujiangtajishisongyi。
jigexiaoshihou,tayinnaochuxueerwang。
womashigeshanliangde,benxiangbawobahewonaideguhuisonghuilaojiaqu,zhaogediermaile,kewomeitongyi。
guanyutamendequchu,wozaojiuxianghaole。
shangyishi,womayunmingdedifangjiushigehaoquchu,tamenyeyinggaitiyanyixiapuguhuangyedeziwei。
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昊昊其实没死。
danzheicijienanbingweirangtayousuoshoulian,weilenongqian,tajingbazhuyidadaoleqinmatoushang,haibaduifangdejixuhuohuoyikongle。
qinxuejiaoweileduota,zhijielikaileashi。
tingtadepengyoushuo,tahaoxiangqulemianguo,haoxianghaizhuanledaqian,danzhihoudeshushinian,wodoumeiyouzaijianguota。
zhiyuhaohao,tingshuotarelebugairederen,beiduifangzhijiediujinleheli。
danchuanyan,bijingzhishichuanyan。
woershiwusuineinian,beirenqiangxingdaidaoleyijiahuisuo,xiaoshengnijilexujiudehaohaoturanchuxianzailewodemianqian。
tabozishangshuanzhegoulianzi,jiuneimeguizaibaojianli,chaoshafashangdenanren‘yaoweiqilian’zhe。
shafashangdenanhaier,woburenshi,dankanyizhe,yinggaishimougefuerdai。
“bushixiangrangworaoniyimingma?zhiyaonibatadeyifujiwobaguangle,wojiujiniyigehuomingdejihui!”
wenyan,wodetoupishunjianyouxiefama。
yankanhaohaojiuyaochaowopulai,womangjiangshoushenjinlebaobaoli,yibianwozhufanglanggun,yibianchaoshafashangdenanrenshuodao。
“wogentasuitongfuyimu,queqinyuandanbo,nirangtazheimezuo,bingbuhuirangtatongku。”
nanhaierchaowoyinlengyixiao,huileju。
“nihaoxianggaocuoleyijianshi,wojirangtazheimezuo,ziranshixiangkanni……beidangzhongxiuru。”
wodexintututuditiaodehenkuai,zongjuede,mianqiandezheigenanhaieryouxiesicengxiangshi。
danwolaibujiduoxiang,yinweihaohaoyijingchaowozouleguolai。
“jie,niyebieguaiwo,yaoguaijiuguainiziji,dangnian,niyeshibangxiong!”
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haohaohaiweikaojinwo,jiubeiwodianyunzailedishang。
womangrandikanxiangshafashangdenanhaier,jiyikuaisudaodai,zuihoutingliuzaileshisuineinian。
“是你!”
nanhaierqiaozheerlangtui,yifuzhunbeigenwoqiuhousuanzhangdebiaoqing。
“shibushihenhaoqi,woweishenmehuibachoujizainitoushang?bijingdangnian,niliwotingyuan,yebingweijiarutamendeduiwu。”
wobuxiangtuixiezeren,ruozixisuanqilai,woqueshishizuikuihuoshou。
wozouguoqu,wanyaonaqizhuoshangdeyanhuigang,haobuyouyudizaxianglezijidenaodai。
“womendezhainengliangxiaolema?”
wodezheiyijudong,babaojianneiderenheleyitiao,yourenzhijiejingjiaochusheng。
“wokao,zheishigefengzi!”
“laoda,zheinvrenhaohen!”
wojiangzhanlexuedeyanhuigangzhongxinfanghuiyuanwei,yishimohuzhiji,wotingjiannanhaierzhongyuhuileyin。
“恐怕……不能。”
——完结。
(nvzhugennianxiananyoudegushi,wokenenghoumianhuilingkaiwen。)
 
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