听不懂人话的绿茶实习生
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jingxuandeyipianyanqingwenzhang《tingbudongrenhuadelvchashixisheng》，zaiwangshangderedufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyoulinxiaoxiaoshenzhe，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhemiaomiao，wenzhangxiangqing：”wochongzhemenwaidehushidahan。changmianyiduxianruhunluan。erzheiyiqiedeshizuoyongzhelinxiaoxiao，haiyilianwugudizhanzaiyuandi。“zen……zenmele？woshuocuoshenmelema……
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yiyuanlaileyigerexinchangdeshixisheng，zhengtiangenzaiwoshenhou。wojiweizhongbingrenzuoxinzangfusu，
gangbabingrencongguimenguanlahuilai，jianhuyijiubeitaguanle。taxiaoxixidijieshidao：“jie，
wokantayizhididididixiang，pachaodaobingrenxiuxi，jiubangniguanle。”yinweitazheigejudong，
bingrenxinlvzaicizhoujiang，wohetuanduichengyuanqiangjiulezhengzhengyiwan。lingchenshi，
tayiliankuijiudishuo：“doushiwodecuo，wobangnimenyiqidingzhebingrenba。”banye，
taquebabingrendeyangqiguanbale，zhenggebingfangdunshijingbaodazuo。“a！duibuqi，jiejie，
wokanzheigeguanzibiele，yiweimeiyongle，woshibushitaibenleya。”womeishijianlita，
zhuajinjibingrenzhongxinchaguan。getian，wozaijiyiweiduanzhibingrenzuozaizhishoushu，
tapaojinlaiduizheduanzhiyidunmengchuixianqi。“jie，wokandianshijulidouzheimeyan，chuikouxianqijiunengzhanghao。
”wozaiyerenbule，botongyiwukededianhua：“rangneigejiaolinxiaoxiaodeshixishenggundan！”1.dianhuaneitou，
yiwukedechenzhurenshengyinhexini。“luyisheng，xiaoxiaoqi。
”“linxiaoxiaoshiyuanlizuidatouzirenzhoudongdewaishengnv，gangcongmingpaidaxuebiye，xiaoguniangma，
reqingshireqingledian，niduodandai。”woniezhedianhua，zhijiefanbai。“chenzhuren，zheibushireqing，
shiweihaibingrenanquan！duanzhizaizhishijingxihuo，wujunhuanjingshijiben，tachongjinlaijiunengzaochengganran，
nizhidaohouguoma？”dianhuaneitouchenmopianke，huanchenglewokeshizhurendeshengyin。“luyao，suanle。
”“zhoudongneibiangangpilewomenkeshiyigexindeyanjiuxiangmujingfei，zheishihoubiejiewaishengzhi。”wogualedianhua，
xiongkoududelihai。huidaobangongshi，linxiaoxiaozhengzhanzaimenkou，yanquanhonghongde，shoulipengzheyibeikafei。“lujie，
duibuqi，wozhendezhidaocuole。”tabakafeidiguolai，shengyindaizhekuqiang，
zhouweijigexiaohushiliketoulaitongqingdemuguang。“wozhishitaixiangbangnile，
kannineimexinku……”wokanzhetaneizhangchunliangwuhaidelian，xinlilengxiao。
qiantianneigebeitabaleyangqiguandebingren，jiashujiushikantazheifumoyang，caimeibashiqingnaoda，
zhidangtashigebudongshidehaizi。kewoshiyisheng，wozhidaoneijifenzhongdequeyang，
duiyigebenjiucuiruodebingrenyiweizheshenme。“nazou。”woshengyinmeiyouyisiwendu。“lujie，
nishibushihaizaishengwodeqi？niheyikou，jiudangyuanliangwolema。”tabuyiburao，
shenzhixiangbaxiguanwangwozuibiansong。woyibahuikaitadeshou，guntangdekafeisaletayishou。“a！
”tajianjiaoyisheng，yanleilikexiangduanlexiandezhuziwangxiadiao。gebizhenshideshenzheyishengwenshengchonglechulai，
yibalaguolinxiaoxiaodeshou，jinzhangdichakan。“luyao！niganshenme！xiaoxiaoyeshiyipianhaoxin，
nizenmenengzheimeduita！”shenzhe，womenkeshidefuzhuren，yuanligongrendeqingniancaijun，
yeshilinxiaoxiaozuizhongshidehuhuashizhe。wokanzhetaxiaoxinyiyijilinxiaoxiaochuizheshoubei，
erlinxiaoxiaozelihuadaiyudiduozaitashenhou，yongyishuangyoupayouweiqudeyanjingkanzhewo。zheihuamian，
buzhidaodehaiyiweiwocaishineigebalingxinrendeeduqianbei。wolandejieshi，raoguotamenzoujinbangongshi，
jiangmenzhongzhongguanshang。zheiguniangbushilaishixide，tashilaijiwopuduzhongshengde，yongtadeyuchun。
2.diertianshangwu，wojieshouleyigedamianjishaoshangdehuanzhe，chuangmianchulibixuzaijueduiwujundehuanjingxiajinxing。
wochuanhaowujunfu，daishangkouzhaoshoutao，zhengzhunbeijihuanzheqingchuang。zhiliaoshidementuranbeituikai。
linxiaoxiaobaozheyipenbanrengaodeluhui，xingchongchongdipaolejinlai。“lujie！wolaibangni！”tameichuanwujunfu，
meidaikouzhao，jiuzheimebaozheyipendaizhenitudezhiwu，chuangjinlewujunzhiliaoshi。wonaozilineigenjiaolizhidexian，
bengdiyishengduanle。“chuqu！”“lujie，nibiejima。”tawanquanmeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing，
fanerxianbaosidebaixiayidakuailuhui。“wonainaishuo，xinxiandeluhuijiaoduishaoshangyouqixiao，chuntianranwu**！
binimenneixiehuaxueyaopinhaoduole！”shuozhe，
tajiuyaobaneinianhuhudelvsezhiyewanghuanzhexueroumohudechuangmianshangmo。“zhushou！”wolishenghedao，
yigejianbuchongguoqu，zhuazhuletadeshouwan。huanzheshigeershichutoudenianqingren，
benjiuyinweijutonghekongjuerjingshenjinzhang，beitazheimeyihe，shentikaishijuliezhandou。“nizaiganshenme？
nixiangrangtashangkouganran，zuihoujiezhima！”wojihushihouchulaide。linxiaoxiaobeiwodeqishihemengle，
shoulideluhui“pa”didiaozaidishang。tadeyanquanyouhongle，
…wojiushixiangbangtakuaidianhaoqilai……nizenmezheimexiong……”qiahaozoujinshoushushideshenzheyouyiciyingxiongdengchang。
tazhouzhemeizoujinlai，jianglinxiaoxiaohuzaishenhou，yilianbuzantongdikanzhewo。“luyao，zhuyinidetaidu。
xiaoxiaozhishigeshixisheng，tabudongzheixie，nibunenghaohaoshuoma？”“zaishuole，renjiaxiaoguniangyeshiyipianhaoxin，
nizhiyufazheimedahuo？”wokanzhezheiduibuzhisuoweidenannv，qidefaxiao。“shenzhuren，
jirannijuedetazheimehaoxin，neinilaichulizheigebingren？”“huozhe，nixianzaijiuqugenzhurenshenqing，
bazheiwei‘haoxin’deshixishengdiaoqunishouxia，womiaoxiao，gongbuqizheizundafo。
”shenzhedelianseshunjianbiandehennankan。chulidamianjishaoshangdebingren，chilibuxunchang，fengxianjigao，
tacaibuhuijiezheigetangshoushanyu。“luyao，nizheishishenmetaidu？bukeliyu！”tazhijietuoxiashoushufu，
lazhehaizaichouyedelinxiaoxiaozoule，linzouqianhaibuwanghuitoudengwoyiyan。woshenxiyikouqi，
anfuhaoshoudaojinghedebingren，zhongxinkaishiqingchuang。wuyingdengxia，wokanzhebingrenneichumujingxindeshangkou，
xinlineigubuxiangdeyuganyuelaiyuezhong。linxiaoxiaodemeiyici“haoxin”，
doujingzhundicaizaiyiliaoanquanhebingrenxingmingdehongxianshang。zheijuebushiqiaohe。3.xiawu，
yiyuanjiezhenleyiweiteshudeviphuanzhe，shishiliyiweiyoumingdeqiyejia，yinweiwutunyuci，
xuyaozuojinjihoujingjiancha。zheiweiwangzong，renjinjiezhidejiaolvzhenghuanzhe，duiyiyuanyoutianrandekongju。
zhurenqinzidianming，rangwofuze。shuqiantanhua，woteyijianglinxiaoxiaozhikai，rangtaqudanganshizhenglijiubingli，
bingzaisandingzhuta，zaiwojieshuqianbuzhunlikai。wonaixindigenwangzonghetadejiashujieshilezhenggeliucheng，
anfuzhetadeqingxu。yankanwangzongdeqingxujianjianwendingxialai，shoushutongyishuyezhunbeiqianle。
tanhuashidemenbeimengdituikai。linxiaoxiaoduanzheyipanqiehaodeshuiguo，xiaoyiyingyingdizoulejinlai。“wangzong，
biejinzhang！wojininhejiarenqieledianshuiguo，buchongweishengsu，zengqiangdikangli！”wotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。
wangzongdefurengangxiangkaikoudaoxie，linxiaoxiaojiuzilaishudizuodaolewangzongshenbian。“wangzong，ninbiepa，
houjingjiushigexiaojiancha，henkuaide。”tapailepaiwangzongdejianbang，yongyizhongjiqiqingsongdeyuqishuodao：“jiusuan，
woshishuojiusuanha，yibuxiaoxin，houlongbeichuochuanle，yemeishier！”“womenlujiejishukehaole，
kendingnengjininfengdegenxindeyiyang！jiugenbuchetaiside，shuayixia，jiuhaole！”zhenggefangjian，
shunjiansiyibandejijing。wangzongdeyanjingyuezhengyueda，zuichunkaishifazi，huxiyebiandejicuqilai。
tashouwanshangdezhinengshoubiaofachulejianruidejingbaosheng——xinlvbiaoshengdaoleyibaiba。“kuai！kuaijiaoxinneikehuizhen！
”wochongzhemenwaidehushidahan。changmianyiduxianruhunluan。erzheiyiqiedeshizuoyongzhelinxiaoxiao，
haiyilianwugudizhanzaiyuandi。“zen……zenmele？woshuocuoshenmelema？wozhishixianganweiyixiawangzonga。
”ershenzhe，youxianggeleidayiyangjingzhundichuxianzailexianchang。tayibianbangmangqiangjiu，
yibianhaiyoukongzhizewo：“luyao，wobushirangnikanhaowangzongma？nizenmenengrangbingrendeqingxuzheimejidong！
”tashenzhihaiyoulianqubiaoyanglinxiaoxiao：“xiaoxiao，biepa，nizuodehendui，younizheiyangrexindeshixisheng，
shibingrendefuqi。”wokanzhetaneizhangdiandaoheibaidelian，zhixiangbashoulidebinglibenzhijiezaguoqu。
jingguoyigeduoxiaoshideqiangjiu，wangzongdeshengmingtizhengzongsuanpingwenxialai。danyuandingdehoujingjiancha，zhinengbeipotuichi。
wangzongdejiashukanwodeyanshen，chongmanlebuxinrenhefennu。erlinxiaoxiao，zheigezuikuihuoshou，
queyinweishenzhedejiju“anwei”，youchengleneigeshouleweiqu、danxindishanliangdexiaotianshi。taduozaishenzheshenhou，
qieshengshengdiduiwoshuo：“lujie，duibuqi，woshibushiyoujinitianmafanle？”womeilita，
jingzhizouxiangzhurenbangongshi。zheiyici，wobixurangtazou。4.zhurenbangongshidemenjinbizhe。
wobaqingkuangyuanyuanbenbendishuoleyibian，
zhongdianqiangdiaolelinxiaoxiaodexingweiyijingyanzhongweixiedaobinghuananquanheyiyuanshengyu。zhurendebiaoqinghenningzhong，
tachouzheyan，xujiucaikaikou。“luyao，wozhidaoniweiqu。”“danshi，wangzongneibianwohuiqinziqujieshi。
zhiyulinxiaoxiao……zaijitayicijihui。”“weishenme？”wobujie，“jiuyinweitashushushizhoudong？
”“buquanshi。”zhurenqiamieleyantou，kanzhewo，yanshenfuza。“shenzheneigeyanjiuxiangmu，
duiwomenkeshiweilaiwuniandepingjizhiguanzhongyao，zhoudongdezijinshiguanjian。shenzhe……henkanzhonglinxiaoxiao。
”womingbaile。zaikeshideweilaihewodesuqiuzhijian，zhurenxuanzeleqianzhe。
wochengleneigekeyibeixishengdeqizi。congzhurenbangongshichulai，woganjuehunshenbingleng。
shenzhehelinxiaoxiaozhengzhanzaizoulangjintou，liangrencouzaiyiqi，buzhidaozaishuoshenme，linxiaoxiaolianshangdaizhejiaoxiudexiao。
kandaowo，shenzhedeyanshenlikebiandetiaoxinyouqingmie。womeishuohua，jingzhizouguo。diertian，
wangzongdeqingkuangwendinghou，shoushuzhongxintishangricheng。weilewanwuyishi，wozhijiexiangzhurenshenqing，
jinzhilinxiaoxiaojinrushoushulouceng。zhurentongyile。woqinzijianchaleshoushushidemeiyigeshebei，baokuobeiyongdianyuan。
shoushukaishi，yiqieshunli。woquanshenguanzhudicaozuozhehoujing，xiaoxinyiyiditanxunzheneigenzhimingdeyuci。
jiuzaiwozhaodaoyuci，zhunbeiyongyiwuqianjiangqiquchudeguanjianshike——pa！
shoushushidewuyingdeng、jianhuyi、mazuiji……suoyoushebeishunjianximie。zhenggeshoushushi，
xianruyipianshenshoubujianwuzhideheian。“zenmehuishi！”“beiyongdianyuanni！kuaiqidong！”heianzhong，
mazuishideshengyindaizheyisihuangluan。wodexin，chendaolegudi。beiyongdianyuan，meiyouqidong。neizhimingdesanshimiao，
manzhangdexiangyigeshiji。womenkaozheyingjizhaomingdengheshoudongcaozuo，wenzhulebingrendeqingkuang，danneigenyuci，
queyinweizheituruqilaidebiangu，huaxianglegengshenchu。shoushudenanduhefengxian，chengjihebeishuzengjia。shihou，
gongchengbulaijianchaxianlu，zaishoushushisuoshuquyudedianzhaxiangli，faxianlewenti。beiyongdianyuandekaiguan，
beirencong“zidong”bodaole“jianxiu”moshi。yigeweixiugongshuo，
tabanxiaoshiqiankandaolinxiaoxiaoyigerenzaidianzhaxiangfujinzhuanyou，zuilihainiantaozhe：“zheimeduohonghonglvlvdeanniu，
zhenhaokan。”wochongchushoushushi，zaiyiyuanlixunzhaolinxiaoxiaodeshenying。zuihou，zaiyiyuanloudingdetiantaishang，
wozhaodaoleta。tazhengheshenzhezhanzaiyiqi，shenzheshoulinazheyigehezi，talianshangshijingxidebiaoqing。kandaowo，
talianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi，huanshangleneifuwowubishuxide、jinghuangshicuodebiaoqing。“lu……lujie？
ni……nizhaowo？”woyibububijinta，shengyinlengdexiangbing。“shinigande，duibudui？
”5.linxiaoxiaodetongkongmengdiyisuo，xiayishididuodaoleshenzheshenhou。shenzheshangqianyibu，jiangtawanquandangzhu，
meitoujinsuodikanzhewo。“luyao，niyouzaifashenmefeng？xiaoxiaoyitiandougenwozaiyiqi，tanengganshenme？
”“wofafeng？”wozhizheshoushushidefangxiang，shouzhiyinweifennuerzhandou，“nizhibuzhidao，jiuzaigangcai，
womenshoushushidebeiyongdianyuanbeirenguanle！bingrenchayidianjiusizaishoushutaishang！
”“wangzongdeyucihuajinleshidaoshenchu，suishikenengcichuandadongmai！nixianzaigaosuwo，woshizaifafeng？
”shenzhedelianseyebianle，dantayijiuzuiying。“neiyegenxiaoxiaomeiguanxi！
kendingshishebeilaohuahuozheweixiugongdeshiwu！nibuyaoshenmeshidouwangyigeshixishengshenshangtui！
”linxiaoxiaocongtashenhoutanchutou，yanleiwangwangdishuo：“lujie，duibuqi，doushiwodecuo。
”“wojintianshibugaichanzheshenshixiong，rangtapeiwo……ruguobushiwo，shenshixiongjiunengzaishoushushibangnile。
nifawoba，bieguaishenshixiong。”zheifanhua，shuodedishuibulou，jibazijizhaideganganjingjing，
youshunbianmailegerenqingjishenzhe，haibasuoyoudemaotoudouyinxianglewoduitade“pianjian”。luhuochunqing，
tanweiguanzhi。wokanzhetamen，huranjuedehenwuli。genlianggehuozaizijishijielideren，shijiangbutongdaolide。
wangzongdejiashuguoranbaonu，dangchangbiaoshiyaoqisuyiyuan。yuanzhangqinzichumian，zhaokaijinjihuiyi。huiyishang，
shenzhediandaoheibai，jiangmaotouzhizhiwo，anshishiwoshuqianjianchabuzhou，caidaozhilezheimeyanzhongdeshigu。
erlinxiaoxiao，zezaicishangyanleneichu“doushiwodecuo，woyuanyichengdanyiqie”dekuqingxi。zuihou，
yuanzhangdejuedingxialaile。wo，zanshitingzhi，jieshoudiaocha。shenzhe，linweishouming，
jietiwochengweiwangzonghouxuzhiliaodezongfuzeren。erlinxiaoxiao，yinwei“yongyuchengdanzeren”，beicongqingfaluo，
zhishixieyifenjiantao。zouchuhuiyishideshihou，woganjuezhenggeshijiedoushihuisede。shenzheyongzhelinxiaoxiao，
yuwocajianerguo。woqingchuditingdaolinxiaoxiaoyongzhiyouwomensangerennengtingdaodeshengyin，deyidiqinghengleyisheng。
neiyike，suoyoudefennuheweiqudouxiaoshile，wodenaozi，qiansuoweiyoudeqingxing。zheibushiyiwai，
yebushiqiaohe。zheishiyichangzhenduiwode，xumouyijiudeweilie。6.wobeitingzhile，
shoujibeigezhongweiwenhedatanxiaoxidedianhuadabao。wosheiyemeili，bazijiguanzaijiali。woxuyaolengjing。