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《tingbudongrenhuadelvchashixisheng》zhujiaoweilinxiaoxiaoshenzhe，zuozhemiaomiaorumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。”5.linxiaoxiaodetongkongmengdiyisuo，xiayishididuodaoleshenzheshenhou。shenzheshangqianyibu，jiangtawanquandangzhu，……

精彩章节

yiyuanlaileyigerexinchangdeshixisheng，zhengtiangenzaiwoshenhou。wojiweizhongbingrenzuoxinzangfusu，

gangbabingrencongguimenguanlahuilai，jianhuyijiubeitaguanle。taxiaoxixidijieshidao：“jie，

wokantayizhididididixiang，pachaodaobingrenxiuxi，jiubangniguanle。”yinweitazheigejudong，

bingrenxinlvzaicizhoujiang，wohetuanduichengyuanqiangjiulezhengzhengyiwan。lingchenshi，

tayiliankuijiudishuo：“doushiwodecuo，wobangnimenyiqidingzhebingrenba。”banye，

taquebabingrendeyangqiguanbale，zhenggebingfangdunshijingbaodazuo。“a！duibuqi，jiejie，

wokanzheigeguanzibiele，yiweimeiyongle，woshibushitaibenleya。”womeishijianlita，

zhuajinjibingrenzhongxinchaguan。getian，wozaijiyiweiduanzhibingrenzuozaizhishoushu，

tapaojinlaiduizheduanzhiyidunmengchuixianqi。“jie，wokandianshijulidouzheimeyan，chuikouxianqijiunengzhanghao。

”wozaiyerenbule，botongyiwukededianhua：“rangneigejiaolinxiaoxiaodeshixishenggundan！”1.dianhuaneitou，

yiwukedechenzhurenshengyinhexini。“luyisheng，xiaoxiaoqi。

”“linxiaoxiaoshiyuanlizuidatouzirenzhoudongdewaishengnv，gangcongmingpaidaxuebiye，xiaoguniangma，

reqingshireqingledian，niduodandai。”woniezhedianhua，zhijiefanbai。“chenzhuren，zheibushireqing，

shiweihaibingrenanquan！duanzhizaizhishijingxihuo，wujunhuanjingshijiben，tachongjinlaijiunengzaochengganran，

nizhidaohouguoma？”dianhuaneitouchenmopianke，huanchenglewokeshizhurendeshengyin。“luyao，suanle。

”“zhoudongneibiangangpilewomenkeshiyigexindeyanjiuxiangmujingfei，zheishihoubiejiewaishengzhi。”wogualedianhua，

xiongkoududelihai。huidaobangongshi，linxiaoxiaozhengzhanzaimenkou，yanquanhonghongde，shoulipengzheyibeikafei。“lujie，

duibuqi，wozhendezhidaocuole。”tabakafeidiguolai，shengyindaizhekuqiang，

zhouweijigexiaohushiliketoulaitongqingdemuguang。“wozhishitaixiangbangnile，

kannineimexinku……”wokanzhetaneizhangchunliangwuhaidelian，xinlilengxiao。

qiantianneigebeitabaleyangqiguandebingren，jiashujiushikantazheifumoyang，caimeibashiqingnaoda，

zhidangtashigebudongshidehaizi。kewoshiyisheng，wozhidaoneijifenzhongdequeyang，

duiyigebenjiucuiruodebingrenyiweizheshenme。“nazou。”woshengyinmeiyouyisiwendu。“lujie，

nishibushihaizaishengwodeqi？niheyikou，jiudangyuanliangwolema。”tabuyiburao，

shenzhixiangbaxiguanwangwozuibiansong。woyibahuikaitadeshou，guntangdekafeisaletayishou。“a！

”tajianjiaoyisheng，yanleilikexiangduanlexiandezhuziwangxiadiao。gebizhenshideshenzheyishengwenshengchonglechulai，

yibalaguolinxiaoxiaodeshou，jinzhangdichakan。“luyao！niganshenme！xiaoxiaoyeshiyipianhaoxin，

nizenmenengzheimeduita！”shenzhe，womenkeshidefuzhuren，yuanligongrendeqingniancaijun，

yeshilinxiaoxiaozuizhongshidehuhuashizhe。wokanzhetaxiaoxinyiyijilinxiaoxiaochuizheshoubei，

erlinxiaoxiaozelihuadaiyudiduozaitashenhou，yongyishuangyoupayouweiqudeyanjingkanzhewo。zheihuamian，

buzhidaodehaiyiweiwocaishineigebalingxinrendeeduqianbei。wolandejieshi，raoguotamenzoujinbangongshi，

jiangmenzhongzhongguanshang。zheiguniangbushilaishixide，tashilaijiwopuduzhongshengde，yongtadeyuchun。

2.diertianshangwu，wojieshouleyigedamianjishaoshangdehuanzhe，chuangmianchulibixuzaijueduiwujundehuanjingxiajinxing。

wochuanhaowujunfu，daishangkouzhaoshoutao，zhengzhunbeijihuanzheqingchuang。zhiliaoshidementuranbeituikai。

linxiaoxiaobaozheyipenbanrengaodeluhui，xingchongchongdipaolejinlai。“lujie！wolaibangni！”tameichuanwujunfu，

meidaikouzhao，jiuzheimebaozheyipendaizhenitudezhiwu，chuangjinlewujunzhiliaoshi。wonaozilineigenjiaolizhidexian，

bengdiyishengduanle。“chuqu！”“lujie，nibiejima。”tawanquanmeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing，

fanerxianbaosidebaixiayidakuailuhui。“wonainaishuo，xinxiandeluhuijiaoduishaoshangyouqixiao，chuntianranwu**！

binimenneixiehuaxueyaopinhaoduole！”shuozhe，

tajiuyaobaneinianhuhudelvsezhiyewanghuanzhexueroumohudechuangmianshangmo。“zhushou！”wolishenghedao，

yigejianbuchongguoqu，zhuazhuletadeshouwan。huanzheshigeershichutoudenianqingren，

benjiuyinweijutonghekongjuerjingshenjinzhang，beitazheimeyihe，shentikaishijuliezhandou。“nizaiganshenme？

nixiangrangtashangkouganran，zuihoujiezhima！”wojihushihouchulaide。linxiaoxiaobeiwodeqishihemengle，

shoulideluhui“pa”didiaozaidishang。tadeyanquanyouhongle，

…wojiushixiangbangtakuaidianhaoqilai……nizenmezheimexiong……”qiahaozoujinshoushushideshenzheyouyiciyingxiongdengchang。

tazhouzhemeizoujinlai，jianglinxiaoxiaohuzaishenhou，yilianbuzantongdikanzhewo。“luyao，zhuyinidetaidu。

xiaoxiaozhishigeshixisheng，tabudongzheixie，nibunenghaohaoshuoma？”“zaishuole，renjiaxiaoguniangyeshiyipianhaoxin，

nizhiyufazheimedahuo？”wokanzhezheiduibuzhisuoweidenannv，qidefaxiao。“shenzhuren，

jirannijuedetazheimehaoxin，neinilaichulizheigebingren？”“huozhe，nixianzaijiuqugenzhurenshenqing，

bazheiwei‘haoxin’deshixishengdiaoqunishouxia，womiaoxiao，gongbuqizheizundafo。

”shenzhedelianseshunjianbiandehennankan。chulidamianjishaoshangdebingren，chilibuxunchang，fengxianjigao，

tacaibuhuijiezheigetangshoushanyu。“luyao，nizheishishenmetaidu？bukeliyu！”tazhijietuoxiashoushufu，

lazhehaizaichouyedelinxiaoxiaozoule，linzouqianhaibuwanghuitoudengwoyiyan。woshenxiyikouqi，

anfuhaoshoudaojinghedebingren，zhongxinkaishiqingchuang。wuyingdengxia，wokanzhebingrenneichumujingxindeshangkou，

xinlineigubuxiangdeyuganyuelaiyuezhong。linxiaoxiaodemeiyici“haoxin”，

doujingzhundicaizaiyiliaoanquanhebingrenxingmingdehongxianshang。zheijuebushiqiaohe。3.xiawu，

yiyuanjiezhenleyiweiteshudeviphuanzhe，shishiliyiweiyoumingdeqiyejia，yinweiwutunyuci，

xuyaozuojinjihoujingjiancha。zheiweiwangzong，renjinjiezhidejiaolvzhenghuanzhe，duiyiyuanyoutianrandekongju。

zhurenqinzidianming，rangwofuze。shuqiantanhua，woteyijianglinxiaoxiaozhikai，rangtaqudanganshizhenglijiubingli，

bingzaisandingzhuta，zaiwojieshuqianbuzhunlikai。wonaixindigenwangzonghetadejiashujieshilezhenggeliucheng，

anfuzhetadeqingxu。yankanwangzongdeqingxujianjianwendingxialai，shoushutongyishuyezhunbeiqianle。

tanhuashidemenbeimengdituikai。linxiaoxiaoduanzheyipanqiehaodeshuiguo，xiaoyiyingyingdizoulejinlai。“wangzong，

biejinzhang！wojininhejiarenqieledianshuiguo，buchongweishengsu，zengqiangdikangli！”wotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。

wangzongdefurengangxiangkaikoudaoxie，linxiaoxiaojiuzilaishudizuodaolewangzongshenbian。“wangzong，ninbiepa，

houjingjiushigexiaojiancha，henkuaide。”tapailepaiwangzongdejianbang，yongyizhongjiqiqingsongdeyuqishuodao：“jiusuan，

woshishuojiusuanha，yibuxiaoxin，houlongbeichuochuanle，yemeishier！”“womenlujiejishukehaole，

kendingnengjininfengdegenxindeyiyang！jiugenbuchetaiside，shuayixia，jiuhaole！”zhenggefangjian，

shunjiansiyibandejijing。wangzongdeyanjingyuezhengyueda，zuichunkaishifazi，huxiyebiandejicuqilai。

tashouwanshangdezhinengshoubiaofachulejianruidejingbaosheng——xinlvbiaoshengdaoleyibaiba。“kuai！kuaijiaoxinneikehuizhen！

”wochongzhemenwaidehushidahan。changmianyiduxianruhunluan。erzheiyiqiedeshizuoyongzhelinxiaoxiao，

haiyilianwugudizhanzaiyuandi。“zen……zenmele？woshuocuoshenmelema？wozhishixianganweiyixiawangzonga。

”ershenzhe，youxianggeleidayiyangjingzhundichuxianzailexianchang。tayibianbangmangqiangjiu，

yibianhaiyoukongzhizewo：“luyao，wobushirangnikanhaowangzongma？nizenmenengrangbingrendeqingxuzheimejidong！

”tashenzhihaiyoulianqubiaoyanglinxiaoxiao：“xiaoxiao，biepa，nizuodehendui，younizheiyangrexindeshixisheng，

shibingrendefuqi。”wokanzhetaneizhangdiandaoheibaidelian，zhixiangbashoulidebinglibenzhijiezaguoqu。

jingguoyigeduoxiaoshideqiangjiu，wangzongdeshengmingtizhengzongsuanpingwenxialai。danyuandingdehoujingjiancha，zhinengbeipotuichi。

wangzongdejiashukanwodeyanshen，chongmanlebuxinrenhefennu。erlinxiaoxiao，zheigezuikuihuoshou，

queyinweishenzhedejiju“anwei”，youchengleneigeshouleweiqu、danxindishanliangdexiaotianshi。taduozaishenzheshenhou，

qieshengshengdiduiwoshuo：“lujie，duibuqi，woshibushiyoujinitianmafanle？”womeilita，

jingzhizouxiangzhurenbangongshi。zheiyici，wobixurangtazou。4.zhurenbangongshidemenjinbizhe。

wobaqingkuangyuanyuanbenbendishuoleyibian，

zhongdianqiangdiaolelinxiaoxiaodexingweiyijingyanzhongweixiedaobinghuananquanheyiyuanshengyu。zhurendebiaoqinghenningzhong，

tachouzheyan，xujiucaikaikou。“luyao，wozhidaoniweiqu。”“danshi，wangzongneibianwohuiqinziqujieshi。

zhiyulinxiaoxiao……zaijitayicijihui。”“weishenme？”wobujie，“jiuyinweitashushushizhoudong？

”“buquanshi。”zhurenqiamieleyantou，kanzhewo，yanshenfuza。“shenzheneigeyanjiuxiangmu，

duiwomenkeshiweilaiwuniandepingjizhiguanzhongyao，zhoudongdezijinshiguanjian。shenzhe……henkanzhonglinxiaoxiao。

”womingbaile。zaikeshideweilaihewodesuqiuzhijian，zhurenxuanzeleqianzhe。

wochengleneigekeyibeixishengdeqizi。congzhurenbangongshichulai，woganjuehunshenbingleng。

shenzhehelinxiaoxiaozhengzhanzaizoulangjintou，liangrencouzaiyiqi，buzhidaozaishuoshenme，linxiaoxiaolianshangdaizhejiaoxiudexiao。

kandaowo，shenzhedeyanshenlikebiandetiaoxinyouqingmie。womeishuohua，jingzhizouguo。diertian，

wangzongdeqingkuangwendinghou，shoushuzhongxintishangricheng。weilewanwuyishi，wozhijiexiangzhurenshenqing，

jinzhilinxiaoxiaojinrushoushulouceng。zhurentongyile。woqinzijianchaleshoushushidemeiyigeshebei，baokuobeiyongdianyuan。

shoushukaishi，yiqieshunli。woquanshenguanzhudicaozuozhehoujing，xiaoxinyiyiditanxunzheneigenzhimingdeyuci。

jiuzaiwozhaodaoyuci，zhunbeiyongyiwuqianjiangqiquchudeguanjianshike——pa！

shoushushidewuyingdeng、jianhuyi、mazuiji……suoyoushebeishunjianximie。zhenggeshoushushi，

xianruyipianshenshoubujianwuzhideheian。“zenmehuishi！”“beiyongdianyuanni！kuaiqidong！”heianzhong，

mazuishideshengyindaizheyisihuangluan。wodexin，chendaolegudi。beiyongdianyuan，meiyouqidong。neizhimingdesanshimiao，

manzhangdexiangyigeshiji。womenkaozheyingjizhaomingdengheshoudongcaozuo，wenzhulebingrendeqingkuang，danneigenyuci，

queyinweizheituruqilaidebiangu，huaxianglegengshenchu。shoushudenanduhefengxian，chengjihebeishuzengjia。shihou，

gongchengbulaijianchaxianlu，zaishoushushisuoshuquyudedianzhaxiangli，faxianlewenti。beiyongdianyuandekaiguan，

beirencong“zidong”bodaole“jianxiu”moshi。yigeweixiugongshuo，

tabanxiaoshiqiankandaolinxiaoxiaoyigerenzaidianzhaxiangfujinzhuanyou，zuilihainiantaozhe：“zheimeduohonghonglvlvdeanniu，

zhenhaokan。”wochongchushoushushi，zaiyiyuanlixunzhaolinxiaoxiaodeshenying。zuihou，zaiyiyuanloudingdetiantaishang，

wozhaodaoleta。tazhengheshenzhezhanzaiyiqi，shenzheshoulinazheyigehezi，talianshangshijingxidebiaoqing。kandaowo，

talianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi，huanshangleneifuwowubishuxide、jinghuangshicuodebiaoqing。“lu……lujie？

ni……nizhaowo？”woyibububijinta，shengyinlengdexiangbing。“shinigande，duibudui？

”5.linxiaoxiaodetongkongmengdiyisuo，xiayishididuodaoleshenzheshenhou。shenzheshangqianyibu，jiangtawanquandangzhu，

meitoujinsuodikanzhewo。“luyao，niyouzaifashenmefeng？xiaoxiaoyitiandougenwozaiyiqi，tanengganshenme？

”“wofafeng？”wozhizheshoushushidefangxiang，shouzhiyinweifennuerzhandou，“nizhibuzhidao，jiuzaigangcai，

womenshoushushidebeiyongdianyuanbeirenguanle！bingrenchayidianjiusizaishoushutaishang！

”“wangzongdeyucihuajinleshidaoshenchu，suishikenengcichuandadongmai！nixianzaigaosuwo，woshizaifafeng？

”shenzhedelianseyebianle，dantayijiuzuiying。“neiyegenxiaoxiaomeiguanxi！

kendingshishebeilaohuahuozheweixiugongdeshiwu！nibuyaoshenmeshidouwangyigeshixishengshenshangtui！

”linxiaoxiaocongtashenhoutanchutou，yanleiwangwangdishuo：“lujie，duibuqi，doushiwodecuo。

”“wojintianshibugaichanzheshenshixiong，rangtapeiwo……ruguobushiwo，shenshixiongjiunengzaishoushushibangnile。

nifawoba，bieguaishenshixiong。”zheifanhua，shuodedishuibulou，jibazijizhaideganganjingjing，

youshunbianmailegerenqingjishenzhe，haibasuoyoudemaotoudouyinxianglewoduitade“pianjian”。luhuochunqing，

tanweiguanzhi。wokanzhetamen，huranjuedehenwuli。genlianggehuozaizijishijielideren，shijiangbutongdaolide。

wangzongdejiashuguoranbaonu，dangchangbiaoshiyaoqisuyiyuan。yuanzhangqinzichumian，zhaokaijinjihuiyi。huiyishang，

shenzhediandaoheibai，jiangmaotouzhizhiwo，anshishiwoshuqianjianchabuzhou，caidaozhilezheimeyanzhongdeshigu。

erlinxiaoxiao，zezaicishangyanleneichu“doushiwodecuo，woyuanyichengdanyiqie”dekuqingxi。zuihou，

yuanzhangdejuedingxialaile。wo，zanshitingzhi，jieshoudiaocha。shenzhe，linweishouming，

jietiwochengweiwangzonghouxuzhiliaodezongfuzeren。erlinxiaoxiao，yinwei“yongyuchengdanzeren”，beicongqingfaluo，

zhishixieyifenjiantao。zouchuhuiyishideshihou，woganjuezhenggeshijiedoushihuisede。shenzheyongzhelinxiaoxiao，

yuwocajianerguo。woqingchuditingdaolinxiaoxiaoyongzhiyouwomensangerennengtingdaodeshengyin，deyidiqinghengleyisheng。

neiyike，suoyoudefennuheweiqudouxiaoshile，wodenaozi，qiansuoweiyoudeqingxing。zheibushiyiwai，

yebushiqiaohe。zheishiyichangzhenduiwode，xumouyijiudeweilie。6.wobeitingzhile，

shoujibeigezhongweiwenhedatanxiaoxidedianhuadabao。wosheiyemeili，bazijiguanzaijiali。woxuyaolengjing。