《一出售全网爆红,你管这叫垃圾剧本》 小说介绍
zaiyunguixiandongdebixia,《yichushouquanwangbaohong,niguanzheijiaolajijuben》chengweiyibuyinrenrushengdedoushizuopin。zhurengongxiaomodongqingjinglileyixiliejingxindongpodeshijian,yijiyuqitajiaosezhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxi。gushiqingjiekourenxinxian,jinengrangduzhechenjinqizhong,younengyinfaduirenxing、daodedengwentidesikao。pangbianbeizhelansedakuabaoxiaochoudakailansekuabao,quchushouqiang,daizhemanmandengdengdeshouleizouxiangduozaiyipang,shensejingkongdeminzhong。lakai……。
《一出售全网爆红,你管这叫垃圾剧本》 第2章 免费试读
“bieshuo,zheiganjuehaitingcijide,fadaigeyoudiandongxia。”
“shenmea,doushixiaochoumianju,doufenbuqingchusheishishei,luansile。”
“woyefenbuqing,kebufangaiwojuedezheiduanhaitinghaode。”
“houmianyinggaishixiaochouqiangyinxing,bianfuxiacongtianerjiang,dabaixiaochou。”
“meineimejiandan,zhendexiaochouzaibeihoucehua,buzaixianchang,wocaikendinghaiyouhoushou。”
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演播厅里。
zhuchirendongqinghesiweipingweiyekanwanlezheiduanjuqing。
“siweilaoshidianpingliangju?”
xiaosilaoshiqiaozheerlangtui,diyigekaikoushuo:“genwoxiangdeyiyang,zheijiushidianxingdechaojiyingxiongleixingdedianying。”
“tongguoyiduanqiangjiedexi,bazhenzhengdezhujiaoyinchulai。”
“houxuyinggaishizhujiaoyufanpaixiaochoudeyixilieduikang,zuizhongzhujiaolijingmonan,jibaixiaochou,zhengjiuchengshi。”
“zheiyangdegushizaidayingmushangbuzhidaoyijingshangyingguoduoshaocile,kangekaitoujiunengzhidaojuqinghejiewei。”
“chuangzuochuangzuo,diyigezishichuang,kaituochuangxin,erbushiqianpianyilv,douquxiexiangtongdegushi。”
dongqingweixiaodiantou,yangmishuo:“yangmilaoshi,nishiweiyi,yiyigeyanyuan、geshoudeshenfenzuozaizheilidepingwei。”
“buzhidaoniduizheiduanjuqingyoushenmedutedejianjieni?”
“ng……”damimishaoweixianglexiang,shuo:“ruguoshicongbianju、daoyangengjiazhuanyedejiaodulaishuo,wokendingshiburuqitasanweidadaoyan、bianju。”
“suoyiwoburugancuicongyigeguanzhongdeshijiaolaikanzheigekaichang,wojuedehaishibucuode,tingxiyinren。”
“haiyouma?”dongqingyouwendao。
damimixiaorongcanlan,“zanshimeiyoule,xiwangwangshengxuanshounenggouduoduojiayou。”
“kaigelaoshini?”dongqingyoukanxianglechenkaige。
chenkaigeshuo:“zheigekaichangdejiezoushihenjincoude,zaixijieshangzuodeyebucuo。”
“qiangjiedexifenwomendoukanguohenduo,keshixiangzheiyanghendiaoli,youfengong,tongshihaiyouhezuodebingbuduojian。”
“chucizhiwai,gushilipinfantidaoxiaochou,kezhenzhengchouchoubingmeiyouchuxian。”
“xianzaichuchangdezhishijigedaizhexiaochoumianjuderen。”
“neixiaochouzainali?huiyihezhongxingshichuxian?”
“tanbaishuo,wohenhaoqi。”
yipangdezhangyimougenzhejianghua,“bucuo,jiuxiangkaigelaoshishuodeneiyang,zheigekaipianqishishibufaliangdiande。”
“congrenwudebuzhi、changjingdezhuanhuan,yijipangrenduixiaochoudemiaoshu,wuyibuzaixiyinzheguanzhong。”
“wocaiwangshengxuanshoukenengshixiangchuangzaochuyigehenqiangdefanpairenwu,yicilaiweitadechaojiyingxiongdianyingzengtiansecai。”
“keshi,chaojiyingxiongleixingdedianyingjiejuwangwangshizhudingde,zhengyiyongyuanhuishengli,fanpaiyongyuanhuishibai,zaiqiangdefanpaiyeshiyiyang。”
“kegairuhedabaiyigezijisuzaochulaichaoqiangfanpaini?”
“fanpaiyueqiang,suzaodeyuechenggong,dabaitajiuyuenan。”
“dangran,nanbudaibiaojiubukeneng,juqingyaoheli,fanpaibunenghuranjiangzhi,haiyaorangguanzhongnengjieshou,zheiduibianjudeyaoqiutaigaole,jiusuanshigezishenbianjudouweibinengjiezhuzheigetiaozhan。”
tadeyisishi,wangshengdexiangfashihaode,kenandutaida。
jiulianzishenbianjudoubuyidingxing,genghekuangnigexiaoqingnianbianjule。
dianpingwan,yanboshiyouqiehuandaoleqitaxuanshoudezhibojian。
erwangshengjixufenbijishu。
chezizaiheisedalouqiantingxia。
sangedaixiaochoumianjudenanrenmeirendoukuazhegedadadebao,nazheqiangchonglejinqu。
哒哒哒哒哒哒!
suizheyizhenqiangxiang,baoanbeiqingeryijuzhifu。
“suoyourenjuqishou,batoudixiaqu!”
jiguanmaodashenghanzhe:“wozaishuoyibian,jushou,ditou!”
yinxingliderenhaipadifachujingjiao,quansuozheduozaiyipang,sesefadou。
jiguanmaochongdaojutaiqian,yibajiangjutaigongzuorenyuantuochulai,rangrang:“guolai,woshilaitikuande!”
pangbianjutaidenvjuyuanchenjixiaoxinyiyidibashoushenxiangbaojingqi。
“我说了,举手!”
jiguanmaohouleyisheng,baqiangdizainvjuyuanxiongkou。
nvjuyuanbeihedemianwuxuese,hunshenzhandou,“bu,buyao……”
……
楼顶。
“wushengjingbaoqizhaodaole,zheijiufeileta!”
yigexiaochounazheyiqizaifuzeyinxingtongxundetiexiangmianqian,shitupohuaidiaodaloudetongxunxitong。
zaitashenhou,yigemianjushangdaizhehongmaodexiaochoucongshenshangtaochushouqiang。
……
“henhao,xiaojie,chulaigenwowanhuierba!”
jiguanmaobugunvjuyuandeqiurao,yibajiangtatuolechulai。
pangbianbeizhelansedakuabaoxiaochoudakailansekuabao,quchushouqiang,daizhemanmandengdengdeshouleizouxiangduozaiyipang,shensejingkongdeminzhong。
lakaibaoxian,zaimeiyigerenshoulidoufangleyikeshoulei。
“paxia!woshuolebiedong!”
“bieshanghaiwo,qiuqiuni!”
“低头!”
ruodageyinxingli,bushichuanchujiguanmaodenuheheputongrenqiurao、jianjiao。
……
楼顶。
qianmiandexiaochoushuo:“guaile,jingranmeidaji911,dadeshiyigesirenhaoma。”
“youwenti?”hongmaowendao。
“meiyou,wodoujiejuele。”qianmiandexiaochoushuo。
hongmaotaishoujiushiduizhehoubeijiushiyiqiang。
砰!
qianmiandexiaochoumenhengyisheng,shuaizaidishang,shensidangchang。
hongmaoshoushihaodongxi,jicongcongxialouganwangxiayigedifang。
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直播间。
“???”
“zheishizaigansazi,tamenbushitonghuo?weishayaoshatonghuoa!”
“同问!”
“tonghuodousha,zheishiyaonaonayang!”
“huibuhuihongmaoxiaochoujiushibianfuxiaweizhuangde?”
……
弹幕激烈讨论。
youxierenhaiquqitadezhibojianxuanchuan,zheiliyourenqiangyinxingbaduiyoujiganle。
yishijianxuduohaoqideguanzhongdouyongdaowangshengdezhibojianlaiyikanjiujing。
热度开始上升。
演播室里。
yangmidengzhedemingmeidekazilandayan,yilianjingyadiwenchuledanmushangchuxianpinlvzuigaodeneijuhua:“taweishenmeyaoshazijidetonghuo?”
“weileqian!”chenkaigedudingdidao。
tashentiqianqing,yanjingjinjindingzhedapingmu,xianranyijingbeiwangshengdegushixiyin。
“buzhidaonimenhaijibujide,zaizuikaishisangexiaochouzuozaichelideshidetanhua。”
“dangshitamentouluchusangezhongyaodexinxi。”
“diyige,zhenzhengdexiaochoubuzaixianchang。”
“dierge,tamenbicizhijianbingburenshi,youdeshenzhilianjutiyoujigerencanyudoubuzhidao。”
“disange,canyuderenyueduo,fendedeqianjiuyueshao。”
“zheixiedoushizaiweihoulaituranshasizijidetonghuozuopudian。”
“ruguowoyuxiangdebucuo,houxuyidinghaihuiyoutongyangdeshiqingfasheng。”
 
                 一出售全网爆红,你管这叫垃圾剧本
                                一出售全网爆红,你管这叫垃圾剧本