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xiaosilaoshibuzhehenjidizhoulezhoumei,dao:“dianyingliyougexijie。”
“beidasideneigexiaochoushuo,baojingdianhuadajidebushi911,ershiyigesirenhaoma,zheijiyinxingliulegexuannian。”
“neizheigesirenhaomashidajisheideni?”
“dianhuazhendebeilanjielema?”
“wocaimeiyou,erneigesirendianhuajidagailvjiushizhujiao,bianfuxiadedianhua。”
“zheijiayinxingyeshibianfuxiadeyinxing,zheiyangganghaofuhefuerdaideshenfen。”
“neime,xiaochouqiangdeshibianfuxiadeyinxing,suoyibianfuxiaduixiaochouzhankaidouzhenghebaofu,zheijiujingshiweilezhengyi,haishisichou?”
“zheihenrongyirangwomendeguanzhongchanshenghunxiao。”
“xiangbiyuqitachuangzuozhedoushiweileshehui、weileguojia、weilerenlei,wangshengdeyanjieyuanbugoukaikuo。”
“yebufuhewomenchuangzuozhetongguozuopinhongyangshehuizhengnengliang,quelizhengquejiazhiguandexiangfahechuzhong。”
……
弹幕上。
“ei,youdianerdaolia,ruguoshisichou,neibianfuxiajiuzhinengchengweibaochou,bushiweileshehuizhengyi,dangcilimajiudiaole!”
“sigehaolihai,yanjianyigai,yizhenjianxue,zhenbukuishinengzuozaipingweixishangderen。”
“kaigelaoshihaishuolewangshengxiedehaoni。”
“woxiangxinkaigelaoshi,genkaigelaoshibizuopin,xiaosisuangesha?bubizuopin,xiaosishayebusuan!”
“xiaosijiushiduiwangshengyoupianjian!”
“哈哈哈,正解!”
“yiqunxiaoheizi,shenghuoduoburuyicaichulaidihuibieren。”
“wokanxiaosilaoshituicedehenyoudaoli,yihuierjiedaodianhuadebianfuxiachuxian,dabaizheixiemaopaixiaochou,ranhouzhenzhengdexiaochoujiuhuichushoule,buxinnimenzouzheqiao。”
……
银行经理办公室。
tingzhewaimianjiefeidehoujiaoheputongminzhongdejianjiao,yinxingjinglibujibuhuandizhaixiayanjing,meiyoubandianhuangzhang、haipa。
外面。
“趴下,别动!”
“paxia!woshuole,daizhebiedong!”
datinglibuduanxiangqijiguanmaodehoujiao。
kuazhelansedabaodexiaochoubalakaibaoxian,bashouleifangdaoyigeyouyigeputongminzhongzhandoudeshouli。
ganggangshasitonghuodehongmaoxialouhouyiluxiaopaolaidaojinku,kanjianshanglehaojidaosuodebaoxianku。
大厅里。
“chulewojinzijidexiaoming,liangzhishouzuihaoshenmedoubiegan!”
jiguanmaoyishouduanzheqiang,weixiezhezaichangdesuoyouren。
beizhelansedakuabaodexiaochoujixufenfazheshoulei。
金库里。
hongmaoxiaochoucongbaolinachugongju,duizhebaoxiankudedatiemenjiushijiushiyidunqiege。
滋滋滋滋……
银行大厅。
“趴地上,别动!”
lanbizixiaochoujiuzhejingweideyiling,zhongzhongdichuileshangqu。
tajuzheqiang,“buxudong!sheidoubuxudong!suoyouren,paxia!”
经理办公室。
ganggangxiexiayanjingdeyinxingjinglishenqinglengmo,duizhewaimiandelanbizitaishoujiushiyiqiang。
噼啪!
bolibeijisui,waimiandelanbiziyebeiyiqiangjidao!
……
“bianfuxiachuxianle!”xiaosiqiaozheerlangtui,shifendudingdishuo:“yushichenzhelengjing,buhuangbumang,qingqingsongsongjiugandiaoyigejiefei,zheigerenyidingshibianfuxia!”
“jiexialai,jiushibianfuxiachuchang,qingsongjiejuesuoyoujiefei。”
“zheishi,yizhimeiyoulumiandezhenxiaochoujiuhuichuxian,zaiciyubianfuxiajiaoshou。”
“zaizheicijiaoshouzhong,bianfuxiayidinghuishu,zhiyoutashule,cainengzhanxianchuxiaochoudeqiangda。”
“jiezhe,xiaochouhuichengweichengshizuidadezuifan,suoyourendounaihebuleta。”
“beidabaidebianfuxiazezainulibianqiang,congxianzailaikanzhujiaosihaohaimeiyouchengweizhenzhengdebianfuxia,tahaixuyaojingguomolian。”
“daichengweizhenzhengdebianfuxiashi,zaihexiaochoujuezhan。”
“zheiyangsutaodejuqing,woyitiannengxiesigongjin。”
……
弹幕上。
“woshuozenmezheimemeng,yuanlaishibianfuxiaa。”
“xiaosilaoshizhenlihai,wojiushuoxiaosilaoshidecaiceyidingshiduide,nimenhaibuxin。”
“youdianshiwang,meiyisimeiyisi,taisutaole!”
“hahaha,jiexialaikangushizenmefazhan,shibushihexiaosilaoshishuodeyiyang。”
……
jingliduanzheyibaxiandanqiangzoulechulai。
kuazhelansedabaodexiaochoulianmangduozaijuzihoumian。
金库。
zhengzaiqiegebaoxiankutiemendexiaochoubeigaoyadiandazhong,canjiaoyishengdaozaidishang。
大厅里。
砰!
jinglichaozhelansekuabaoxiaochoudeweizhitaishoujiushiyiqiang。
zizhibaoludexiaochougongzheshenzilianmangzhuanyi。
砰!
又是一枪!
jingliyilianlengmodidabuchaozhelansedabaoxiaochouzouqu。
砰!
砰!
接连又是两枪!
lanbaoxiaochouyiluduobi,jingranpengjianletongyangwanzheyao,buganfashengdejiguanmao。
“nizhidaoniqiangdeshisheideyinxing?”
“nihenidetonghuodousidingle!”
jingliduanzheqiang,lianseyinchendihandao。
“tazidandawanle,duima?”
duozaihoumiandejiguanmaoduizhepangbianlanbaoxiaochoushuo。
lanbaoxiaochouxianglexiang,ranhoulianliandiantou。
jiguanmaonazheqiangjiuzhanleqilai,haimeidengtajuqiang。
砰!
yinxingjinglitaishouyoushiyiqiang。
“什么?”
鸡冠毛连忙蹲下。
yizhigouzhemeichushoudelanbaoxiaochouhurancongjuzihoumiancuanchulai。
砰!砰!
liangqiangzhengzhongyinxingjinglideshangshen。
yinxingjinglizhengzhalejixia,jiangyingdidaozailedishang。
……
“???”
“bianfuxiasile?zheiyetaicaileba!”
“goupi,zheigenbenbushibianfuxia,sheijiazhujiaochulaijiusia,yetailowle。”
“neixiaosicanzaodalian?hahaha!”
“sheinengxiangdaodalianlaizheizheimekuai!”
“heizibuzhunzheimeshuowomensige!”
……
评委席上。
daomeicuideyuyanjiaxiaosilaolianfahong。
jiuxianglanbaoxiaochouneijiqiangbushidazaiyinxingjinglishenshang,ershidazaitadelianshang。
buguorangtarencuoyeshibukenengde,zhinengqiangxingwanzunshuo:“yinxingjingliyedaole,jiexialaijianghuiyinglaizhianshike。”
“keyikanchulai,wangshengxuanshoushixiangtongguozheizhongshoufalaiduijijuewangqingxu,mianduiqiongxiongjiededaitu,weiyiganchutoudejinglidoudaoxiale。”
“yinxinglidesuoyourenchengweizhenbanshangdeyurou,jiezhebianfuxiachuchangniuzhuanyiqie。”
tahehexiaodao:“zongdelaishuo,haishishifenlaotaodechaojiyingxiongdianyingluzi。”
“ruguofangzaihaixuan,huozheshiqianmianjilun,zheiyangdezuopinhainengshishikan,kedaolexianzai……”
“zheishizuiqiangbianjubajinsidexianchang,duichuangzuozhedeyaoqiuliyingtigao。”
“leisizheiyanglaotao、suqidechaojiyingxiongleixingdezuopin,zaiwozheiliyongyuandoushibuhegede。”
……
弹幕上。
“tingxiaosilaoshizheimeshuo,haizhenshi。wangshengxiedeshiyouxiebuyiyang,kezongdelaishuo,haishichaojiyingxiongdeluzi,queshitailaotaole。”
 
                 一出售全网爆红,你管这叫垃圾剧本
                                一出售全网爆红,你管这叫垃圾剧本