《捡到黑道太子爷后开启发癫日常》 小说介绍
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qinyeyongjinquanlizhongyujiangchetuidaoxianglingyibian。
beishenyanganggangfachudeshengyinhedehanmaodoushuqilaile。
zuotashenshanggaibuhuijitazuoshuangleba?
完了,我不干净了!
“wozhidaowozhangdeshuai,dannijueduibunengduiwojianseqiyi!
wogennishuo,wokeshizhide!
woshinidejiumingenren,nibunengenjiangchoubao!”
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xiangshenyanzheizhongbiantaibeishuaixiaquyeshihuogai!
zhongyujiangyaojianbangzhedeyifujiekai。
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zhongyutashoubuleqinyedeyanshen,kaikoujieshileyiju。
“woduinimeixingqu,shaozizuoduoqing。”
“shaopianwo,nigangcaineishishenmedongjing,zandoushinanren,xinliqingchu。”
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chetingxiadeneiyiketajiuzuanjintieshenxiedaidebishou,zhishihaimeilaidejichouchulai,jiubeiqinyecongcheshangyijiaojichuailexialai。
紧接着机车砸落。
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bangqiufu、niuziku、dabanyepaoquzhanglinghebian。
nengzaishanyelijiangzhongxingjicheqidebiguoshanchedou**。
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nandaotajiushichuanshuozhongdeguihuoshaonian?
shenyanzaixinzhongjiqinyexialedingyi,zanshiquedingqinyemeiweixiancaishouhuibishou。
qinyetingdaotashuozijishiyinweituibeitangdaocaimenhengchusheng,lianshangdeshenqinggangaleyishun,cheqizuijiaoxiaodao:
“hai,nizaoshuozijibeitangdaolewoyebuzhiyuwuhui。
zhengchangrenzaoshoudaojulietengtongdeshihou,shihuifachu‘a!’deshengyin。
erbushixiangnizheizhongyayidecongyafengliyichulaide‘ng-~’
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tingdaoqinyefachudeshengdongdexiangshengci,youbeimabushizhengchangren。
shenyandandandeshuoleyiju:
“qimawobuxianggehouzi。”
“猴子?”
qinyelvleyixiazijidanjinsededuanfa,
“nijianguoxiangwozheiyanggaodayoushuaiqidehouzi?”
“meijianguobinigengziliandehouzi!”
shenyanyuqidandanjixuchaofeng,chengzhedimanmanzhanqilai。
“guofenlea,nidanfanshuowoshidaxingxingwodoubujieyi。
houzineizhongshoushouxiaoxiaodedongwu,genwowanquanmeiyoukebixing。”
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“wozhei190shuangkaimendeshencai,hengkanshukanzuokanyoukanyegenhouzimeiyoubanfenxiangsidedifangba?
shuowoshihouzi,niwurusheini?
nishidiaohelibayinxingyanjingshuaidiulema?
眼神差成这样!”
tuishangdeshangkouzuanxindeteng,shenyanlianshangqueqiaobuchusihaotongkudeshense,zhishiyouxiebuyuedeweiweicuqimei。
yanqianzheiguihuoshaonianxiaozuibabade,naohuiluhaibuzhengchang。
shuotashihouzi,tashengqidedianjingranshizijimeishuotashixingxing。
shenyanbuxianggentachao(jianjuebuchengrenshizijishuobuguo),yushizhuanyihuati:
“nidabanyebushuijue,laizheihuangshanyelingganma?”
haijiangtazheigeluoshuihunmiderenyedaidaohuangshanyeling,shenyanzhendehuaiyitanaozigangbeilvtiguo。
huozheshicongnagejingshenbingyuanlipaochulai,bijingzhengchangrenganbuchuzheizhongshi。
“dabanyedewodangranshihuijiaa。”
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“zenmeyang,wozheikeshiyibiyihaiyuande《feiwuhuanyouji》limiandexiaomuwu。”
“能飞?”
shenyanmeikanguo《feiwuhuanyouji》,buzhidaolimiandexiaomuwushishenmeyang。
dantajuedejiranqizheigemingzi,kendingnengfei。
qinyelianshangdexiaoyiyijiang。
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yaoshizhennengfei,wozaohuanyoushijiequle,hainengdabanyeluguohebianjiunizheigebiantaihuilai?”
shenyandandande“e”leyisheng。
zhijiehulveleqinyejiguanqiangyiyangdefengci,jiannandemaishanxiaomuwudetaijie。
tatuishangdeshangzouludeshihoubeibangandeyiliaomoca,zuanxindeteng。
“suoyinidabanyeweishenmehuiquzhanglinghebian?”
tatiaoqixindehuatizhuanyizijidezhuyili。
“去放水啊。”
qinyeyiliandelisuodangran,shenyankantadeyanshenyouzhongxinbianchenglekanshazidemuguang。
“nidawanshangpaohebiansaniaojiubupadiaoheli?”
“ai,nibudong,zhanglinghebotaogungun,zhanzaineibianshangfangshuideganjue,jiuhaobiqianjunwanmayixieqianlizhishi。”
不是高中都没毕业?
成语知道的还挺多。
shenyanduitazheizhongzhongerdehuida,hennanjieshanghua。
jiannanzoudaomuwumenkou,limianheiqiqiyipian。
“里面没有灯?”
“youa,zheibuyizhiliangzhenima。”
qinyetaishoujiangguazaifangyandeqisifengdenglinzaishouzhong,lvxianzoujinlewuli。
shilaipingmidexiaowu,yizhangmubanchuang,yizhangxiaomuzhuo,haiyouyigekezhediedeshatanyi。
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wuliquankaoqinyeshoulijuzhedeqisifengdengzhaoliang。
hunandeguangxianrangshenyanshifennanshou。
“没有电灯?”
“nidangwozheishiwuxingjijiudian?haidiandeng。
nikanzheifujinxiangshiyoudianxiandeyangzima?
buguozheidiandengyebushibukeyiyou,wozheiyouxiaoxingfadianji,yejielexianlu。
jiushifadianjideshaoyou,wangshanlimianyunsongdongxiburongyi,wozheicundeyoubuduo。”
qinyeyiliansuanjidekanzheshenyan。
shenyanzheicikantabuxiangkanshazile,bijingshazibuhuizuodiqijia。
说来说去一句话:
想开电灯得给钱!