yiwanjiededuanpianyanqingticaixiaoshuo《jiandaoheidaotaiziyehoukaiqifadianrichang》shi“taozhijiuyao”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshishenyanqinye，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：qinyedeyanshenlimanshixianqi，zhengzhanglianxiemanlebeizangdongxipengdaodeexin。shenyanmuguangbinglengdeshenshizheta，jinmindechunjiao……
qinyeyongjinquanlizhongyujiangchetuidaoxianglingyibian。
beishenyanganggangfachudeshengyinhedehanmaodoushuqilaile。
zuotashenshanggaibuhuijitazuoshuangleba？
完了，我不干净了！
“wozhidaowozhangdeshuai，dannijueduibunengduiwojianseqiyi！
wogennishuo，wokeshizhide！
woshinidejiumingenren，nibunengenjiangchoubao！”
taxiaozuibabagebuting，shoushangqueshifenxunsudequjiejiangliangrenbangzaiyiqideyifu。
yaobushibeibangzaileyiqi，qinyezaojiuyitiaosanchigaodeyuanlishenyan。
qinyezaixinlianmashenyanshigebiantai，gengmazijishouqiandazheimejieshideyigesijie。
xiangshenyanzheizhongbiantaibeishuaixiaquyeshihuogai！
zhongyujiangyaojianbangzhedeyifujiekai。
qinyedazhangtuiyidengcuanchuqusanmiyuan，zheicaihuitouganhuitoukanshenyan。
shenyanyezhengzaikanta，liangrenmuguangduishi。
qinyedeyanshenlimanshixianqi，zhengzhanglianxiemanlebeizangdongxipengdaodeexin。
shenyanmuguangbinglengdeshenshizheta，jinmindechunjiaoxiaya，ejiaoqingjintutudetiao。
zhongyutashoubuleqinyedeyanshen，kaikoujieshileyiju。
“woduinimeixingqu，shaozizuoduoqing。”
“shaopianwo，nigangcaineishishenmedongjing，zandoushinanren，xinliqingchu。”
qinyeyiliandebuxin，haizuoshibaozhulexiongkou，kandeshenyanejiaodeqingjinyoutiaolejixia。
“wogangcaibeinichedepaiqiguantangdao，xinzangderencaitingdaoshenmedouwangzangchuxiang。”
shenyanpinghuandeyudiaozhonganhanchaofeng，anzhongquejiangwozaishouxindebishoushoulehuiqu。
tagangcaibushimeixiangguojiangshouzhongdebishouhenggenzaiqinyebozishang。
taburenshiqinye，buzhidaoqinyeduitayouhetumou，danshenyancongxiaojieshoudejiaoyujiushixianxiashouweiqiang。
mianduiweizhi，bulunshifouweixian，douyinggaijiangzhudongquanwozaizijideshouzhong。
chetingxiadeneiyiketajiuzuanjintieshenxiedaidebishou，zhishihaimeilaidejichouchulai，jiubeiqinyecongcheshangyijiaojichuailexialai。
紧接着机车砸落。
qinyesuiranjishichengzhulejiche，danzhuoredepaiqiguanhaishijiejieshishidetiezaileshenyandetuishang。
juliedetengtongxia，shenyanyaojinyaguanhaishifachuleqingweidemenheng。
zhishitazenmedouxiangbudaozheishengyinluozaiqinyeerzhong，jingbeitalianxiangdaoneizhongdifangqu……
yanqianzheishaonianyitoudanjinseduanfa，shencaijianshuo。
heiandeyesexiayijiunengkanchuyinglangliuchangdemianbulunkuo，wuguanshifenyouyue。
zuoershangyikeheiyaoshierdingzaiyueguangxiafanqiyoushendeguangmang，pannibuji。
bangqiufu、niuziku、dabanyepaoquzhanglinghebian。
nengzaishanyelijiangzhongxingjicheqidebiguoshanchedou**。
haiyinaodaidehuangsefeiliao，kanqilaijingshenbutaizhengchangdeyangzi。
nandaotajiushichuanshuozhongdeguihuoshaonian？
shenyanzaixinzhongjiqinyexialedingyi，zanshiquedingqinyemeiweixiancaishouhuibishou。
qinyetingdaotashuozijishiyinweituibeitangdaocaimenhengchusheng，lianshangdeshenqinggangaleyishun，cheqizuijiaoxiaodao：
“hai，nizaoshuozijibeitangdaolewoyebuzhiyuwuhui。
zhengchangrenzaoshoudaojulietengtongdeshihou，shihuifachu‘a！’deshengyin。
erbushixiangnizheizhongyayidecongyafengliyichulaide‘ng-~’
suoyiniyebunengguaiwoxiangwai，bushiwoxinzang，ershinizheigerenbuzhengchang。”
tingdaoqinyefachudeshengdongdexiangshengci，youbeimabushizhengchangren。
shenyandandandeshuoleyiju：
“qimawobuxianggehouzi。”
“猴子？”
qinyelvleyixiazijidanjinsededuanfa，
“nijianguoxiangwozheiyanggaodayoushuaiqidehouzi？”
“meijianguobinigengziliandehouzi！”
shenyanyuqidandanjixuchaofeng，chengzhedimanmanzhanqilai。
“guofenlea，nidanfanshuowoshidaxingxingwodoubujieyi。
houzineizhongshoushouxiaoxiaodedongwu，genwowanquanmeiyoukebixing。”
qinyepiezui，shifenzilianyouchoupidezhanshileyixiazijidegongertouji。
“wozhei190shuangkaimendeshencai，hengkanshukanzuokanyoukanyegenhouzimeiyoubanfenxiangsidedifangba？
shuowoshihouzi，niwurusheini？
nishidiaohelibayinxingyanjingshuaidiulema？
眼神差成这样！”
tuishangdeshangkouzuanxindeteng，shenyanlianshangqueqiaobuchusihaotongkudeshense，zhishiyouxiebuyuedeweiweicuqimei。
yanqianzheiguihuoshaonianxiaozuibabade，naohuiluhaibuzhengchang。
shuotashihouzi，tashengqidedianjingranshizijimeishuotashixingxing。
shenyanbuxianggentachao（jianjuebuchengrenshizijishuobuguo），yushizhuanyihuati：
“nidabanyebushuijue，laizheihuangshanyelingganma？”
haijiangtazheigeluoshuihunmiderenyedaidaohuangshanyeling，shenyanzhendehuaiyitanaozigangbeilvtiguo。
huozheshicongnagejingshenbingyuanlipaochulai，bijingzhengchangrenganbuchuzheizhongshi。
“dabanyedewodangranshihuijiaa。”
dagaishishenyanyanshenzhongkanshazideyiweitaimingxian，qinyeyilianbuxiedeyangleyangxiaba。
shenyancumeishunzhetaxiabayangqidefangxiangniutouqukan，zheicaifaxianzheihuangshanyelinglimianjingranyouyizuoxiaomuwu。
shenyandeyandimanshichayi，shanlinliyouyizuoxiaomuwubingbusuanqiguai。
qiguaideshixiaomuwudefangdingshangxuanguazhexiangrongshushuguanyiyangdedongxi。
zhidaoqinyezoushangqudianranlemenkouguazhedeqisifengdeng。
shenyancaiyinyuekanchulai，fangdingshangneiyipengqiguaideyingzishiqiqiu，haishicaisede。
budadexiaomuwu，yitiaotiaomubanshangyebeihaowuguilvdefenshualeqicaideyanse。
“zenmeyang，wozheikeshiyibiyihaiyuande《feiwuhuanyouji》limiandexiaomuwu。”
“能飞？”
shenyanmeikanguo《feiwuhuanyouji》，buzhidaolimiandexiaomuwushishenmeyang。
dantajuedejiranqizheigemingzi，kendingnengfei。
qinyelianshangdexiaoyiyijiang。
“wogaozhongmeibiyederendouzhidao，yongqiqiudelalirangyizuomuwufeiqilaibufuhekexuedinglv。
nizheirenkanzhesisiwenwenyinggaixuelibudi，hainengwenchuzheimeyixiangtiankaidehualai？
yaoshizhennengfei，wozaohuanyoushijiequle，hainengdabanyeluguohebianjiunizheigebiantaihuilai？”
shenyandandande“e”leyisheng。
zhijiehulveleqinyejiguanqiangyiyangdefengci，jiannandemaishanxiaomuwudetaijie。
tatuishangdeshangzouludeshihoubeibangandeyiliaomoca，zuanxindeteng。
“suoyinidabanyeweishenmehuiquzhanglinghebian？”
tatiaoqixindehuatizhuanyizijidezhuyili。
“去放水啊。”
qinyeyiliandelisuodangran，shenyankantadeyanshenyouzhongxinbianchenglekanshazidemuguang。
“nidawanshangpaohebiansaniaojiubupadiaoheli？”
“ai，nibudong，zhanglinghebotaogungun，zhanzaineibianshangfangshuideganjue，jiuhaobiqianjunwanmayixieqianlizhishi。”
不是高中都没毕业？
成语知道的还挺多。
shenyanduitazheizhongzhongerdehuida，hennanjieshanghua。
jiannanzoudaomuwumenkou，limianheiqiqiyipian。
“里面没有灯？”
“youa，zheibuyizhiliangzhenima。”
qinyetaishoujiangguazaifangyandeqisifengdenglinzaishouzhong，lvxianzoujinlewuli。
shilaipingmidexiaowu，yizhangmubanchuang，yizhangxiaomuzhuo，haiyouyigekezhediedeshatanyi。
zhuozishangyouyigejiujinglu，luzishangbaizheyikouxiaoguo。
shenyancongxiaojinyiyushi，haishidiyicijiandaoruci……
lianjianloudoubuzuyixingrong，zhinengshuoyuanshidezhusuo。
fangyanwangqu，zhenggewuliweiyisuandeshanggaokejidedongxi，jiushiqiangjiaoyiluodechongdianbao。
wuliquankaoqinyeshoulijuzhedeqisifengdengzhaoliang。
hunandeguangxianrangshenyanshifennanshou。
“没有电灯？”
“nidangwozheishiwuxingjijiudian？haidiandeng。
nikanzheifujinxiangshiyoudianxiandeyangzima？
buguozheidiandengyebushibukeyiyou，wozheiyouxiaoxingfadianji，yejielexianlu。
jiushifadianjideshaoyou，wangshanlimianyunsongdongxiburongyi，wozheicundeyoubuduo。”
qinyeyiliansuanjidekanzheshenyan。
shenyanzheicikantabuxiangkanshazile，bijingshazibuhuizuodiqijia。
说来说去一句话：
想开电灯得给钱！
我越救人越倒霉？
作者：大简番茄
栏目：言情
弃妻重生攻略：弃渣夫扶高枝
作者：江湖似梦
栏目：言情
zuozhe：yiqiedoushibuquedingdedaima
栏目：言情
作者：雪鱼芙
栏目：言情
老公把我做成人彘后，重生跪求我原谅
作者：菱脑泡
栏目：言情
zuozhe：youmiyouxiandesanqi
栏目：言情