捡到黑道太子爷后开启发癫日常第1章

【benshugushibeijingjieweixugou,ruyouleitongchunshuqiaohe】

yuesesenlengdezhanglinghebian。

“xiaoshenye,gejigesongnishanglu!”

huangmaoxiaohunhundaizheshijigeshouchigunbangdexiaodi,jiangshenyanweiduzhebishangleqiao。

“谁派你们来的?”

qiaoxiatuanjideshuiliushengrangshenyantingdeyouxiexinji。

tapashui,dantamianshangyijiuzhendinglengruobingshuang。

caijiandetideheisexinzhongshixizhuangxiongkouchuxiuleyijiejinsedezhuzi,jingshouqingleng,jiurutazheigerenyiban。

shenyanwojinleyixiujiacenglizangzhedebishou,momojisuanzijidantiaoshijigerendeshenglv。

“xiaoshenyehaishiqudidixiawenyanwangyeba!”

huangmaomeifeihua,tashenanfanpaisiyuhuaduodedaoli,nengdongshoujuebubibi。

zhaohuleshenhoudexiaodijiuchaoshenyanchongguolai。

shenyanshenshouminjiedetiaoshanghulan,mouguangqinglengqishilinrandezhizhehuangmaoyiqunren:

“nimen,jiwodengzhe。”

tasuanguo,meiyoushenglv,suoyiguoduancuanshangqiaobiandehulan。

meiyoubansiyouyudezongshenyiyue,sou——deyixia

tiaojintuanjideshuiliuzhizhong。

huangmaoheshouxiashijigexiaodijiaobudunzhu,mianmianxiangqu。

huangmaohetadeshouxia:ang?……

等什么?

dengtabianchengliguilaizhaozijisuoming?

这剧本对吗?

lianfankangdoubufankangyixia,jiutiaoxiaqule?

huachengdamingdingdingdelengmianyanwangxiaoshenye,zheimehaoshadema?

sheidoumeixiangdaoshenyanhuizijitiaoxiaqu。

yiqiefashengdetaikuai,huangmaochongdaohulanbianwangxiazhangwangdeshihou。

jiukandaoyidaojinguangyishanerguo,xiaoshizainongchourumodeheshuizhong。

neidaojinguangshishenyanwaitaoshangneijiejinxianxiudeneijiezhuzi。

“dage,xiaoshenyejiuzheimesile?”

shenhoudexiaodinanyizhixindeyanlexiakoushui。

huangmaoyebukezhixinyanlexiakoushui:

“ying……yinggaiba,quanhuachengdouzhidaoxiaoshenyeshigebuhuiyouyongdehanyazi。

zhanglingheshuizheimeji,tatiaoxiaqukendingmeiming。”

tayuqizhujianduding,xiangshizaianfushenhoudexiaodi,yexiangshizaijizijichiyikedingxinwan。

shijishuangyanjingyanjingzhigougoudedingzhehemianxujiu,quedinghedaoliangpangmeikandaoyourenpashangqu。

huangmaocaidairenzouhuianbian,jiangshenyanneiliangchetoubeizhuangdecanburendudeheisemaibahetuijinleheli。

weizaochengchehuoluoshuidejiaxiang。

——————

yigongliwai,zhanglinghebian。

“飞流直下三千尺,

xuxu~xuxu~xuxuxu~

疑是银河落九天,

xuxu~xuxu~xuxuxu~”

yitoudanjinseduanfashengaotizhuangdeshaonian,zhengduizhebentengdezhanglingheniannianyoucide

……放水……

zheishaoniandejingshenzhuangtaishizaimeili。

danfanyourenjingguodouyaokaolvyaobuyaobaojingjitasongjinjingshenbingyuanjianchayixiadechengdu。

nagezhengchangrendabanyepaohebianyibiannianshiyibianfangshui?

hainianderuciyiyangduncuokangkaijiang。

renjiashigaoshanliushuimizhiyin,tashihebianfangshuipeishiyin。

jiejuewanrenshengdashideqinye,jiangzijidezuoangongjushouhuikuzili。

ditoulalaliandeshunjian,kandaoshuimianshangyidaojinguanghuangleyixia。

“我艹,金子!

发财了。”

taxingfendenaolexiazijidanjinsededuanfa,wanyaoshenshoujiuqulao,wanquanbuzaiyizijigangzaineilisaleyidapao。

jinzimeilaodao,laodaoleyigedahuoren。

zhengshigangtiaojinshuilibeichongguolaideshenyan。

“bushijinzia,baijidongle。”

qinyepiezui,zaishenyanlianshangpailejixia:

“喂,醒醒!”

shenyanbaixidelianzailuoshuihougengjiacangbairuzhi,beitayonglipailejixia。

lianjiaroushunjianhongrunleqilai,quemeiyouyaoxingdejixiang。

“什么情况?自杀?

buduia,zheishijiushengshouhuanba,beirenzhuisha?

有点麻烦……”

qinyekandaoshenyanshouwanshangchengsedeqiqiu,ziyanziyudecaice,queyiyuzhongde。

takanzhehunmideshenyan,kaishifannan,chouchuleyizhenduizhehunmideshenyanshuodao:

“kanshenshangyifuyinggaishigeyouqianrenba?

wojiuleni,nikedezhientubao。

jiusuanniyoujiushengshouhuan,zaiheliyizhipiaozhe,zaowanyeyaoweiyu。

dengnixinglenikededuojiwodianbaochou,zhibuzhidao?”

yibianshuohuayibianjiangshenyancongdishangzhuaiqilai,kangzaijianshang。

qinye190deshengao,shenyanbitashaoweiaidian,danyeyou188。

tajiangshenyanhengzaijianshang,huoxiangyigeyidongdeshizijia。

yebuguanshenyangenbentingbudao,xiaozuijixubaba:

“haihaonishou,yaoxiangwoyiyangzhuangyiyangman,wohaizhenbuyidingkangdedongni!”

qinyekangzheshenyanzoudaolubian,jiangtafangdaolezijixuankudejichehouzuoshang。

tuoxiashenyanshitoudexizhuangwaitaodangshengzi,jiangtagudingzaizijishenhou。

发动机车。

weng——deyisheng,chaozheshanlinlishiqu。

shenyanhunmizhongtingdaoyourenzaizijierbiantaotao。

taxiangzhengkaiyan,danyanpisiyouqianjinzhong。

huachengxuduorendouzhidaotashenyanshigepashuidehanyazi,dannengbeirenzhidaoderuodianjiubuhuishiruodian。

meirenzhidaotayizhidaizhejiushengshouhuan。

suoyizaibeishijigerenweizaiqiaoshang,qingchuzijimeiyoushengsuandeshihoutaguoduandexuanzeletiaoshui。

danluoshuideshunjian,tahaishimeiyoubanfadidangzijiduishuidekongju。

zhilaidejilakaijiushengshouhuan,jiuhunleguoqu。

zhixidetongkujiangtabaowei,shuizuanjinbiqiangjiangfeibudekongqijiyadaijindechangjingbuduanzaixian。

beirenyicicianjinshuizhong,youyicicizaibinsizhishilaochulairengdaodishang。

zheixietongniandehuiyirangtaxianrulejuewang、kongjudeshenyuan,wufataoli。

zhidaoyizhenjuliededianbo,shentizhouranshizhong,youzhongzhongluoxia。

erbianhaiyourenrenzai“wuhu”zhangxiao。

jichecongshanposhangchongqiyouzhongzhongluodi,chanshengjudadezhuangji。

shenyanzhongyuzaizheijudadezhuangjichongjixiazhengkaiyan。

tahaimeifanyingguolaizijishenchuhedi,youshiyizhenshizhonggan,jichezhongzhongyaguoyikuaishitou,feiyueerguo。

“呜呼!”

youshiyishengzhangxiao,qinyeqijichedeshihourenruqimingdeye。

wanquanwangjizijishenhouhaibangzhegeren,gengbuzhidaocikedeshenyanyijingbeitadianxing。

qiheirumodeshanlinliwanfenghuxiao。

yongjichetuozhezijideshaonianjiangjicheqichulaileguoshanchedeganjue。

shenyanmeizuoguoguoshanche,dantabennengdeganjueshijieshangzuijingxiandeguoshancheyebuguoruci。

zuiqimaguoshanchehaiyouanquandai。

tameiganchushengzhizhi,tapazijituranchushenghuihedaotuozhezijidezheigekanshangqubutaizhengchangdeshaonian。

chesutaikuai,youshizaiqiheideshanlinzhizhong,wanyifenshenjiushichehuirenwang。

tongshitayezaixinlisisuo:

这少年是谁?

是他救的自己吗?

他有什么目的?

他是不是脑子有病?

meiyounongqingchuzhuangkuangzhiqianshenyanjuedingzanshizhuangyun。

“呜呼~”

qinyeyoucongyigedouposhangchongxiachuiqiyishengliaoliangdekoushao。

heisedejichexiangyizhigangtiejushou,zaihuangwurenyandeshanlinlihengchongzhizhuang。

tuqideshikuaihedouqiaodetupodoubunengrangtajianhuanbanfenchesu。

taxihuanzheizhongnengrangshenshangxiansubiaoshengde**。

chetingxia,haiyiyouweijin。

qinyetaiqidazhangtui,xiaosaxiache,wangjilehouzuoshangyouren。

“duang”deyixia

jiujianghouzuoshangdeshenyanchuailexialai。

liangrenhaibeishenyandewaitaobangzaiyiqi,qinyeyebeidaizheshuaidaozaidi。

queqielaishuoshishenyanshuaidaozaidi,qinyeshuaizaileshenyanshenshang。

“kao,wanglehoumianyourenle!”

qinyegangbaoleyijucukou,youjingenleyiju:

“我艹!”

shangweitinghaodejiche,chaozhelianggerenzalai。

qinyeganmangshenshouqucheng,350gongjindezhongxingjichezadetashuangshouyima。

yucitongshierbianxiangqiyidaoyinrenyouguiyidemenheng:

“嗯……”

tingdeqinyetoupiyegenzheyima。