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diertian,jiangfanyoubeiexingde。
weilidekongxuganrangtananyirumian。
naozilineigetongshengyouqiwulidizhongfuzhe:“e……haoe……”
zuowandezhiboshibaixiangyikuaishitouyazaixinkou。
jiebiantan,yanhuoqishigoule,danweishengheyongliaoshizaikanyou,bieshuo“zhenwei”,jianzhishiweijuewuranyuan。
taotiexitongduineixiedongxidepaichifanying,bitabenrenhaijilie。
buxing,bunengzaipengditanhuole。
tazhengzhazhepaqilai,moguoshouji。
pingmushanghaishilinweifalaidezhuanzhangjiluheneiju“woyangni”。
心中一暖。
搞钱!
tadiankaiyigebendishenghuoapp,shouzhizaimeishituijianyemianhuadong。
gezhongjingxiutupian、yourenbiaoti、gaofenpingjia……
“wanghongdakadi”、“bendirenlijian”、“bainianlaozihao”……
tashaixuanleyixia,zhaolejiapingfen4.8、renjunxiaofeibugao、zhuda“jiachangchuancai”deguanzi。
pinglunquyipianxianghe:“weidaozhengzong”、“xingjiabigao”、“huanjingganjing”。
就它了。
chuaishangjinyoudejiadang——shouji、chongdianbao、neigelianjiazhijia,haiyoulinweizhuanlaideqianlikouchulaideyibaikuaixianjin,jiangfanchumenle。
xiawuwudianduo,fandiangangkaishi。
xiaoguanzibuda,zhuangxiuputong,jizhangmuwentiepidezhuozi,qiangshangguazhejifuyinshuafengjinghua。kerenhaibuduo,xiandeyouxielengqing。
jiangfanzhaolegejiaoluozuoxia,shuliandijiahaoshouji,dakaizhibo。
“kaibole。jintianhuangedifang,shishizheijiaappshangpingfentinggaodejiachangcaiguanzi。”
tadeyuqimeishenmeqifu,shenzhidaizhedianzichao。
“zuotianfanchele,jintian……xiwangnengchidunyangjianfan。”
zhibojianrenshuhuanmanpashengdao“5”。
taduizhecaidanyanjiuleyixia,dianleyidaodianjiatuijiande“zhaopaihuiguorou”heyiwanmifan。
dengdaishangcaidejianxi,danmulingxingpiaoguo:
“zhubozuotianneigebiaoqingbaowojiele,taidoule。”
“jintianzheijiakanqilaihaixing?”
“zuodengzhubozaici‘tongkumianju’。”
jiangfanmeilihui,taxianzaiquanfuxinshendouzaijijiangdaolaideshiwushang。
weibudechouchuyuelaiyuemingxian,xitongde“e”shengrutongbeijingzaoyin,huizhibuqu。
henkuai,yipansezehongliang、kansiyourendehuiguorouduanleshanglai。
qingsuanmiaobilv,roupianfeishouxiangjian,guozheyouliangdejiangzhi,sanfazhenongyudejiangxiangweiheyisibuyichajuedeyouhaowei。
“kanzhehaixinga,jiarenmen。”
jiangfanbajingtouduizhuncaipan,ranhoujiaqiyikuairoupian,shangmianhaizhanzhejilidouchi。
zhibojianrenshutiaodaole“12”。
他把肉片放进嘴里。
feiroubufenrukoujihua……huachengleyizuiyouni。shouroubufenganchai,daizhefanfujiarehoudepitai。
doubanjiangdeweidaohenchong,danxianweiguadan,tianweiqueyichangtuchu,xiangshijiaduoletanghuozhemouzhongtianweiji。neiguyinzangdeyouhaoweizaikouqianglibeifangda,zhichongtianlinggai。
【招牌回锅肉】
【chengfen:zhurou(lengdongshijianguozhang,bufenyisuanbai),liezhihunhezhiwuyou(duocigaowenjiare),liezhidouban(handaliangsesu、zengweiji),tianmianjiang(tangjingna、tianmisuchaobiao),douchi(fajiaobuwanquan,youzajunwuranfengxian),qingsuanmiao(nongyaocanliu),weijing,jijing……】
【pinzhi:lielielie!】(xitongsihudouqidelianyonglesange“lie”)
【pingjia:shicaixuanyongdilie,diaoweipinlanyongyangaishicaifubaiqiwei。youniyuhuaxuetianweizhudao,haowurouxiangyuguoqikeyan。cunzaiyanzhongshipinanquanyinhuan。wu“zhenwei”。】
江凡的脸瞬间黑了。
tamengdifangxiakuaizi,fachu“pa”deyishengqingxiang。
“wo*%#¥&!”yijuzanghuadaolezuibian,youbeitayingshengshengyanlehuiqu。
zhibojianderenshuturantiaodaole“25”。
弹幕开始活跃:
“???zenmelezhubo?”
“zheibiaoqing,shuxidepeifang!”
“wojiuzhidao!gaofenguanziyekaobuzhu!”
“kuaishuokuaishuo,daodiduonanchi?”
jiangfankanzhejingtou,zhiqianneizhongqiangzhuangzhendingdemianjuchedisuilie。
tazhizheneipanhuiguorou,yusujikuai,xiangshizaifashezidan:
“zhaopaihuiguorou?wokanshi‘zaopohuiguorou’!zheirou,lengdongfangleduojiule?bianjiaodoufaheifasuanle,dangshikeshixiazihaishishazi?haiyouzheiyou,yiguzichennianyouhaowei,zhaguoduoshaodongxile?huishouyoudoubudaizheimehunongdeba?”
“haiyouzheidiaowei!doubanjiangshizhengjingdoubanjiangma?yansehongdegenranliaoside,xianweibuzu,tiandefahou!fangtangjingleba?tianmianjiangyeshi,yiguhuaxuehechengdetianniwei!haiyouzheidouchi,yiguzisouwei,fajiaomeizuohaojiunachulaiyongle?qingsuanmiaonianlebajide,nongyaoxiganjinglema?”
“4.8fen?shuachulaideba!jiuzheipowanyier,daotieqianqingwochi,wodoudekaolvxiahuibuhuizheshou!haijiachangwei?najiazhengchangrenjialiyongzheizhongganshuijibiedeyouhehuaxuediaoliaozuocai?jianzhishidui‘jiachang’lianggezidewuru!”
tayikouqishuowan,xiongkouweiweiqifu。
zhibojiananjinglejimiao,ranhoudanmushunjianbaozhale:
“**!zhuboniubi!”
“madehao!taizhenshile!”
“xijiedia!zheidounengchangchulai?”
“woshangcichitajiajiujuedeyounideexin,shuobushanglai,zhuboquanshuochulaile!”
“guanzhuleguanzhule!zheicaishitandiangaiyoudeyangzi!”
“xiaosi,‘zaopohuiguorou’,‘ganshuiji’,taisunle!”
“fenlefenle,yihoubileijiukannile!”
zhibojianrenshubujiangfansheng,yilubiaodaole“50”,erqiehaizaihuanmanzengzhang。liwuyekaishilingxingchuxian,suirandoushizuibianyide“xiaoxinxin”、“bangbangtang”。
jiangfankanzhegundongdedanmu,lengzhule。
这样……也行?
“饿……”
xitongdeshengyinyijiuxuruo,dansihumeineimejizaole,fangfojiangfandenuhuoyejitadailaileyisiqitede“baofugan”?cuojuema?
他拿起那碗白米饭。
【普通大米饭】
【chengfen:chenmi(chanza),shui。】
【品质:粗糙】
【pingjia:kouganganying,quefamixiang。wu“zhenwei”。】
de,lianmifanyeshichenmi。
jiangfanchelechezuijiao,duizhejingtouluchuyisiguguaidexiaorong:“xingba,jintianzheidunfan,weiyideyoudiandagaishi……mifanmeisou。”
tabajingtouduizhunziji,naqikuaizi,mianwubiaoqingdikaishibalaneiwannanchidechenmifan。
meibanfa,zongdechidiandongxidiandianduzi,buranzhenyaoeyunguoqule。
kanzhezhuboduizheyipanyouninide“zaopohuiguorou”,mianwubiaoqingdiganjiaozhetongyangnanchidebaimifan,zhibojiandeguanzhongfanergengxingfenle。
“zhubotaicanle,xiaosi。”
“这对比,绝了!”
“kuai,jizhuboshuadianliwububu!”
“taotieguai?wokanshi‘shennongchangbaicao’,yishenshidua!”
jiangfanmeizaiduoshuo,momochiwanbanwanfan,jiezhangzouren。neipanhuiguorou,tashiyikoumeizaipeng。
zouchuxiaofanguan,waimiandetianseyijinganlexialai。
wanfengchuiguo,daizhechengshiyewanteyoudexuanxiao。
takanleyiyanzhibohoutai,fensishucongzuotiande“0”bianchengle“78”。suiranbuduo,danzheishiyigekaishi。
“dushetucao”……ma?
jiangfanditoukanlekanzijideshou,sihuhainengganshoudaoneiliezhiyouzhiniannidechugan。
tabingbuxiangchengweiyigezhihuimarendefengzi。
danruguozhiyouzheiyang,cainengjieluneixiexujia,cainengzhaodaozhenzhengde“zhenwei”,caineng……huoxiaqu。
那就这样吧。
“e……”xitongyoukaishijiaohuanle。
jiangfantanlekouqi,molemoyijiukongdangdangdewei。
gemingshangweichenggong,tongzhirengxunuli。
xiayidun,qunaerzhao“zhenwei”ni?qianbaolideqian,youshaoleyidunfanqian。
 
                 开局怒砸黑心碗,全网追着给我喂饭!
                                开局怒砸黑心碗,全网追着给我喂饭!