《开局怒砸黑心碗,全网追着给我喂饭!》 小说介绍
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《开局怒砸黑心碗,全网追着给我喂饭!》 第1章 免费试读
rongchengdeshenye,xieziloudedengguangximieledaban。
jiangfantuozhepibeideshenquzouchubangonglou,duzilikongdefahuang。
加班,又是加班。
tataochushouji,shuliandidiankaiwaimairuanjian,shouzhihuaguoneixiehualihushaodetupian。
“haohuahaixianchaofan”,mingzitinghuren,xiaoliangyebucuo,jiutale。
xiadan,fukuan,yiqihecheng。
huidaozuzhudexiaodanjian,waimaiganghaosongdao。
dakaifanhe,yigubusuannanwendanyejuechengbushangxiangdeqiweipiaochu。
jizhinianlebajidexiaren,jipianyouyuxu,hunzaiyouwangwangdemifanli。
“豪华?”
jiangfanzichaodipiepiezui,ejileyegubushangtiaoti,naqishaozidakoubalaqilai。
weidaohenyiban,shenzhikeyishuonanchi,mifantaiyou,haixianmeishenmexianwei,diaoweiyezhong,houxian。
tazhouzhemei,mianqiangbayizhengfenfansaijinduzi。
tianbaoduzijiuxing,mingtianhaideshangban。
xishuwantangshangchuang,juanyixilai,jiangfanhenkuaijiushuizhele。
buzhiguoleduojiu,fubuchuanlaiyizhenyinmidejiaotong。
qichuzhishiyinyinzuotong,jiangfanfanlegeshen,shituhulve。
danneitengtongyuelaiyuejulie,xiangshiyouyizhiwuxingdeshouzainingtadechangzi。
lenghanshunjianjinshilehoubei。
“操!”
jiangfanmengdizuoqishen,liansecanbai,etoushangqingjinbaoqi。
shineifenchaofan!jueduishineifenchaofanyouwenti!
tawuzheduzi,tongdejihuquansuochengyituan。
必须去医院!
tazhengzhazhexiachuang,meiyibudouqianchezhefubudejutong,yanqianzhenzhenfahei。
mosuozhezhaodaoshouji,shouzhizhandouzhe,jihuanbuzhupingmushangdeshuzi。
120…快…
dianhuahaimeibotong,yizhengengmengliedejutongxilai,jiangfanyanqianyihei,shoujituoshouerchu,zhenggerenzhongzhongshuaizaidibanshang,yishixunsuchenruheian。
“baobaodududaleila…”
yigezhinende,daizhediannaishengnaiqideshengyin,tuwudizaitanaohaishenchuxiangqi。
谁?谁在说话?
jiangfandeyishipiaofuzaihundunzhizhong,wufasikao。
jinjiezhe,yigunanyixingrongdenuanliupingkongchuxian,congtashentizuishenchuyongchu,xunsuliubiansizhibaihai。
binglenghejutongzainuanliudechongjixia,sihuyousuohuanjie。
tadeganguanzaizheiyikebeiwuxianfangdale。
首先是嗅觉。
neifenbeitayanxiaqude“haohuahaixianchaofan”deqiwei,cikewubiqingxidizaita“jiyi”huozheshuo“ganzhi”zhongzhongxian。
buzaishizhiqianneizhongmohudeyouniqiwei。
shiyigucibide,daizhejiaohuweideliezhiyouzhiwei,xiangshiganshuitonglifanfuaolianguodedigouyou。
haiyouhaixian?bu,neishiyigudandandexingchou,hunzazhefangfujiteyoudehuaxuepinqixi,shiguoqihenjiu、yongyaoshuijinpaoguodelianjiadonghuo。
shenzhinengwendaoyan,bushizhengchangdexianxian,ershiyizhongdaizhekusehejinshugandeweidao,gongyeyongyan?
gezhongtianjiajidefuheqiweigengshirutonghaixiaobanyonglai,badaodizhanjuletadexiujue。
太恶心了!
zheitamashijirenchidedongxi?
jinsuixiujuezhihou,shiweijuedeyibian。
neigunuanliusihuchedigaizaoletadeshetou,tadekouqiang。
zhiqianzhishijuede“nanchi”、“houxian”deweidao,xianzaibeifenjiedeqingqingchuchu。
digouyouneidutede、lingrenzuooudeyouniganhejiaohukuse。
guoqihaixianneiyijingshiqudanxingde、daizhefulanqianzhaode“jiaxian”。
gongyeyandesixianhesekougan。
haiyouneixieyangailiezhiyuanliaode、nongliedaofakudefuhediaoweiliao。
meiyizhongweidaodouxiangshiyigenzhen,cizaitadeweileishang。
jiangfanganjuezijidelinghundouzaizhandou。
tachileshenme?yipannongsuodehuaxuelaji!
“系统绑定中…”
“饕餮系统激活…”
“dangqiandengji:lv.0,weijuemokuaijiazaizhong…”
duanduanxuxudetishiyinbansuizheneigetongshengzainaohaizhongxiangqi。
jinjiezhe,yigejianloude,xiangshizaoqiyouxijiemiandemianbanzaitayishizhongzhankai。
【饕餮系统】
【宿主:江凡】
【dengji:lv.0(jingyanzhi0/100)】
【hexingongneng:zhenweitance(weijihuo)】
【dangqianzhuangtai:nengliangyanzhongkuifa,suzhushengmingtizhengweiruo,nengliangzhuanhuaxiufuzhong…】
“huaidongxi…dudutong…”neigetongshengyouxiangleqilai,daizheweiqu。
mianbanshangdewenzikaishibianhua。
【jiancedaoqiangliefumianweijue**…】
【“zhenwei”fuxiangnengliangxishou…】
【xitongjingyanzhi+10】
【nengliangzhuanhuaxiaolvtisheng…】
【weijuemokuaijiazaiwanbi!】
【taotiexitonglv.1(jingyanzhi10/1000)】
【hexingongneng:zhenweitance(weijuelv.1-quanmianjiexi)】
【dangqianzhuangtai:nengliangbuchongzhong,suzhushentixiufujiasu…】
Lv.1?味觉?
jiangfandeyishishaoweiqingxileyixie。
talikejizhongjingshen,changshizhehuiyigangcaineifenchaofandeweidao,xinzhongmonian:“zhenweitance!”
mianbanshangliketiaochumimimamadeshujuliu,zuizhonghuijuchengjixingxingmudewenzi:
【saomiaoduixiang:haohuahaixianchaofan(canliuweijuexinxi)】
【主要成分分析:】
【youzhi:digouyou(jinglian,handuozhongzhiaiwu)】
【haixian:guoqidongxiaren(jiaquanjinpao)、guoqiyouyuxu(shuangyangshuichuli)】
【mifan:chenmi(paoguangchuli)】
【diaoweiliao:liezhijiangyou(huaxuegoudui)、fuhezengxianji(chaobiaotianjia)、lajiaojing…】
【zonghepingjia:judulaji,haowuzhenweijiazhi。】
【xitongtishi:jiancedaosuzhuyinsherugaiwupindaozhiyanzhongzhongdu,xitongnengliangyiyongyujinjixiufu,muqianshentijinenghuifuzhong…】
剧毒垃圾!
digouyou!guoqihaixian!gongyeyan!jiaquan!shuangyangshui!
meiyigecidouxiangshiyijizhongchui,henhenzazaijiangfandexinzangshang!
tamade!laozichadianjiuyinweizheiyipangoushiwanyierqujianyanwangle!
yigunanyiezhidenuhuocongxiongqiangzhichongtianlinggai!
bushihoupa,bushiqingxing,shichuncuide、diankuangdefennu!
neixieheixindeshangjia!neixieweileqianbuzeshouduandezasui!
tamenzenmegan?zenmeganbazheizhongdongximaijirenchi?!
“啊!!!”
jiangfanmengdizhengkaiyanjing,fachuyishengyayidesihou,tashenzhinengganjuedaozijiyanqiuyinweifennuerchongxue。
taxiangzadongxi,xiangbaneigewaimaidianjixianle,xiangbazuozheifenchaofandechuzianzaiyouguoli!
shentiquehaihenxuruo,zhinengtulaodizuanjinquantou,zhijiashenshenqianruzhangxin。
“huaidongxi…data…”naohailidetongshengsihuganshoudaoletadefennu,yegenzhejiaorangqilai。
yucitongshi,neigunuanliurengzaichixubuduandixiufuzhetadeshenti。
fubudejiaotongzhengzaikuaisuhuanjie,bianchenglekeyirenshoudeyintong。
binglengdesizhizhujianhuinuan,xuruoganyezaiyidiandianxiaotui。
tanengganjuedao,zijideshentizhengzaiyiyizhongbuhechanglidesuduhuifuzhe。
zheijiushixitongdeliliang?yong“zhenwei”denengliang…napashifumiande?
jiangfanchuanzhecuqi,nulipingfuzhefantengdeqingxu。
愤怒解决不了问题。
dantajuebuhuijiuzheimesuanle!
zheigechou,tajixiale!zheixieheixinshangjia,tayigedoubuhuifangguo!
jiuzaizheishi,xitongmianbanzaicidanchuxinxi。
【新手任务发布:】
【renwumubiao:santiannei,pinchangbingpingjia10zhongbutongdeshiwu(yinpin、lingshi、caiyaojunke)。】
【renwuyaoqiu:pingjiaxuchuji“zhenwei”benzhi,xitongjianggenju“zhenwei”hanliangyupingjiazhunquedujiyujingyanzhijiangli。pingjiabiaozhun:jige。】
【renwujiangli:xitonggongnengchubujiesuo,jingyanzhiruogan。】
【shibaichengfa:xitongnenglianghaojin,kenengdaozhijiebanghuoxiumian。】
【xitongtishi:baobaoele…xuyaobuchong“zhenwei”nengliang…】
xinshourenwu?pingjiashiwu?
 
                 开局怒砸黑心碗,全网追着给我喂饭!
                                开局怒砸黑心碗,全网追着给我喂饭!