《极品邻居骂我全家精神病,坏了!他说对了》 小说介绍
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《极品邻居骂我全家精神病,坏了!他说对了》 极品邻居骂我全家精神病,坏了!他说对了精选章节 免费试读
louxiadenvrenyouzaichuiwodediban,jianshengjiaoma,rangwopeitaerzikaoyanshibaidejingshensunshifeishiwan。
taerziyangdegouzaiwojiamenkoulaleshi,worangtaqingli,
tafanshouyigeerguangshanzaiwolianshang:“nigewuerwunvdejuehuhuo,kelewomenjiafengshui,
rangnipeiqianshikandeqini!”wowuzhelian,kanzhetashenhouneigeyilianweisuotoukanwoxiongkoudenanren,
heneigeduozaimenhoutouxiaode“tianzhijiaozi”yanjiusheng。tamenyiweiwoyigedujunvxing,wuyiwukao,
zhinengrentamenqiling。womeishuohua,momotaochushouji,
jiwoneigegangcongjingshenbingyuan“chuyuan”debiaodifaletiaoweixin。“di,xiangbuxianglaijiejiejiazhujitian?
zheiliyoujige‘wanju’,tebiehaowan。”1“dong!dong!dong!”tianhuabanchuanlaichenmendejuxiang,
xiangshiyibatiechuizaihenhenqiaojiwodetougu。“xinglinde!nijiwogunchulai!peiqian!
”louxiawangshendejianjiaoshengcipolouban,daizheyiguziburongzhiyidemanheng。wofangxiashoulideshu,
ejiaotutuditiao。zheiyijingshizheigexingqidedisancile。qiyinshitaerzizhoukaikaoyanluobang,
tabuzhicongnagesuanmingxianshengneilitinglai,shuoshiwozheigedujudenvrenyinqitaizhong,
huailetamenjiade“wenchangyun”。huangtangdekexiao。wolakaimen,wangshenzhengduzaiwomenkou,yishouchayao,
yishounazhegentuobagan,yixiaxiadiwangwomenshangchuo。“wangshen,youshishuoshi,biezamen。”wodeshengyinhenpingjing。
tajianwochulai,batuobaganwangdishangyidun,tuomoxingzipenlewoyilian。“shuoshi?
woerzikaoyanshibailenizhibuzhidao!jiuyinweinizheigesaobaxingzhuloushang!womenjiazhoukaishitianzhijiaozi,
banshangdingdingdeyanjiusheng,doubeinikemeile!nidepei!shiwan!yifendoubunengshao!”wojianzhiyaobeitaqixiaole。
“nierzikaobushangyan,guaiwo?”“buguainiguaishei?nigewuerwunvdejuehuhuo,zhengtianyigerendaizaijiali,
yinqisensende,bushinikedehaishisheikede?”tadehuaxiangcuiledudedingzi,yigengenzhajinwoxinli。
zhengzaizheishi,tajianeitiaomeishuanshengdetaidi“sou”diyixiacuandaowomenkou,taiqihoutui,
duizhewodedidianjiushiyipaohuangchengchengdeniao。wodeliansechedilenglexialai。“wangshen,guanhaonidegou,
bataladeshiniaoqingliganjing。”qiantian,jiushizheitiaogou,zaiwomenkoulaleyidapaoshi。worangtaqingli,
taquefanshoujilewoyigeerguang。**ladetengganfangfohailiuzailianshang。“yo,xianwojiaqiuqiuzang?
niyebukankannizijishigeshenmedongxi!yitiaogoudoubinijingui!”tashuozhe,
haiguyiwangdidianshangyoucuileyikounongtan。“wogaosuni,jintianzheishiwankuaiqiannibupei,wojiutiantianlainao!
rangnishengyizuobucheng,jueyeshuibuhao!”tashenhou,talaogongzhoujianguotanchubangeshenzi,
yishuangxiaoyanjingsemimidizaiwoshuiyilingkoudazhuan。erneishanxuyandemenhou,
wonengqingchudikandao“tianzhijiaozi”zhoukai,zhengnazheshouji,zuijiaoguazheyisijifengdexiao,sihuzailuxiang。
zheiyijiazi,jiushiyiwoqu。tamenchidinglewoyigenvren,zaizheiliwuqinwugu,zhinengrenqitunsheng。
wokanzhetamen,huranjiubuqile。womomodituihuiwuli,zaitamendeyidejiaomashengzhong,guanshanglemen。ranhou,
wotaochushouji,zhaodaoyigehenjiumeilianxidehaoma,faletiaoweixin。“di,zuijinzenmeyang?”duifangmiaohui,
yigeziyaxiaodebiaoqing。“jie,gang‘chuyuan’,yishengshuowohuifudehenhao,jiushiyoudianwuliao。
”wokanzheneige“chu"yuan”shangdeyinhao,shouzhizaipingmushangqiaoji。“xiangbuxianglaijiejiejiazhujitian?
zheiliyoujige‘wanju’,tebiehaowan。”“haoahaoa!yishengshuoyaoduojiaopengyou!womingtianjiudao!
”fangxiashouji,wozoudaochuangbian,louxiawangshenhaizaishouwuzudaodigenlinjumenkongsuwode“zuixing”。womanmandi,
yangqileyigeweixiao。youxi,kaishile。2diertianxiawu,menlingxiangle。wodakaimen,
yigegaogaoshoushoudeqingnianzhanzaimenkou。tachuanzheyijianxidefabaidetxu,beizheyigeshuangjianbao,
shoulituozheyigejudadexinglixiang。xinglixiangshiheisede,
shangmianyongwuyanliusedeyouqibihuamanlegezhongguiyidetuya,youdanzhideyanjing,niuqudexiaolian,
haiyouyixiekanbudongdefuhao,xiangmouzhongyuanshidetuteng。“jie!”takandaowo,likeliekaiyigedadadexiaorong,
luchuliangpaizhengqijiebaideyachi。tajiushiwodebiaodi,chenmo。“lushangleibulei?kuaijinlai。
”wojieguotashoulidebeibao。chenmotuozheneigezhayandexinglixiangjinlewu,haoqidisichudaliang,
yanshenganjingdexianggehaizi,queyoudaizheyizhongzhigougoudetanjiu,rangrenyouxiefamao。“jie,
nishuode‘wanju’ni?”tafangxiaxinglixiang,yilianqidaidikanzhewo。wohaimeilaidejishuohua,
“dongdongdong”dezamenshengyouxiangleqilai。“xinglinde!nijiwogunchulai!zuotianrangnipeiqiannizhuangsishiba!
wogaosuni,jintianbujiqian,wobanijiamenxiele!”shiwangshen。wochongchenmoshilegeyanse,
talikexinlingshenhui,lianshangdexiaoronggengcanlanle。wozouguoqu,zaicilakaimen。wangshenjintianzhandoulishengji,
shenhoubujinzhanzhetalaogongzhoujianguo,haiyoutaerzizhoukai。yijiarenzhengzhengqiqi,zhunbeiduiwojinxingsanfanghuishen。
“yo,haigankaimena?qianzhunbeihaolema?”wangshenshuangshouchayao,xiabataidenengchuodaotianshangqu。
dangtakandaowoshenhoudechenmoshi,lengleyixia,suijipielepiezui。“zenme?zhaolegexiaobailianlaichengyaoa?
wogaosuni,meiyong!jintiantianwanglaozilaileyedepeiqian!”tamadezhengqijing,
chenmoxiaoxixidicongwoshenhouzoulechulai。“ayinihao,wojiaochenmo,shiwojiejiededidi。”tashenchushou,
sihuxianggenwangshenwoshou。wangshenxianedihoutuiyibu,“sheishiniayi!biegenwotaojinhu!
yikanjiubushishenmehaodongxi,gennijieyiyang,jingshenbuzhengchang!”“jingshenbing”sangeziyichu,
chenmodeyanjingzhouranliangle。tafeidanmeishengqi,fanergengreqingdicouleguoqu,yibazhuazhuwangshendeshouwan。
tadedongzuokuaidejingren,wangshengenbenmeifanyingguolai。“ayi,nizenmezhidaode?yishengyeshuowozheili,
”tazhilezhizijidetaiyangxue,“youdianwentini。”tadeyuqitianzhenyouwuxie,
shoushangdelidaoquezaibuduanshoujin。wangshendeliansekaishibianle,congzhanghongbianchengletieqing,xiangbashouchouhuilai,
quefaxianchenmodeshouxiangyibatieqian,wensibudong。“ni……niganshenme!fangkaiwo!shualiumanga!
”takaishijianjiao。zhoujianguohezhoukaiyefanyingguolai,likechongshangqianlai。“xiaozi!**fangkaiwolaopo!
”“nigandongwomayixiashishi!”chenmoquehuangruoweiwen,tawaizhetou,baerduotiejinwangshendeshouwan,
ceerqingting,lianshangdebiaoqingwubirenzhen。“ayi,nidegutouzaichangge。”tadeshengyinbuda,
queqingxidichuanjinmeigerendeerduoli。“zhenhaoting,xiangfengchuiguogudideshengyin。wokeyi……bataquchulai,
dangdizichuima?”tayibianshuo,yibiantaiqilingyizhishou,shouzhizaiwangshendeshoubeishangbibihuahua,
xiangshizaixunzhaoxiadaodeweizhi。zhenggeloudao,shunjiansiji。wangshendejianjiaokazailehoulongli,yanjingdengdexiangtongling,
zuichunduosuozhe,yigeziyeshuobuchulai。talianshangdexueseyirouyankejiandesudutunqu,zuihoubiandecanbai。
“a——!!!”yishengqilidecanjiaohuapolejijing。wangshenmengdishuaikaichenmodeshou,
liangundaipadiduodaotalaogongshenhou,zhizhechenmo,hunshendoudexiangshaikang。“fengzi!ni……nishigefengzi!
baojing!kuaibaojing!”chenmozhanzaiyuandi,kanzhezijikongkongruyedeshou,
lianshangluchuhaizibanweiquyoukunhuodebiaoqing。“wozhishixiangheayijiaogepengyoua。”wozhanzaitashenhou,
chadianmeirenzhuxiaochushenglai。haoxi,caiganggangkaichang。3zicongchenmozhanshiletanei“dute”dejiaoyoufangshihou,
louxiaxiaotingleliangtian。dandisantianbanye,xindezhemokaishile。lingchenliangdian,
“duoduoduoduoduo……”deshengyinzhunshiconglouxiachuanlai。miji、kuaisu、fuyoujiezougan,
xiangshiyourenzaiyongjinquanshenliqiduorouxian。shengyintouguodiban,zhiwangwonaozilizuan。wofanlegeshen,
yongzhentouwuzhuerduo,danneishengyinwukongburu。chenmoconggebifangjiantanchutoulai,shuiyanxingzhong。“jie,
louxiazaikaipaiduima?”“tamenzaijiwomenyanzoucuimianqu。”womianwubiaoqingdishuo。zheihaibusuanwan。baitian,
zhiyaowoyizaijia,louxiadeyinxiangjiuhuizhunshikaiqi,fangdebushifenghuangchuanqijiushinongyezhongjinshu,
yinliangkaidaozuida,zhenggeloubandouzaigenzhezhendong。woxialouzhaoguoyici,
wangshengezhefangdaomenchongwohan:“wojiatinggeguannipishi!youbenshiniyefanga!”ranhou,wodewangxianbeijianle。
weixiushifulaile,jianchalebantian,zuihouzailoudaoguaijiaodexiancaolizhaodaoleduantou,qiekoupingzheng,
mingxianshibeirenyongqianzijianduande。womomopaixiazhaopian,liantongzhiqianluxiadezaoyinshipin、wangshenzamendezhaopian,
yiqicunjinyigexinjiandewenjianjia。wenjianjiademingzijiao“zhengju”。wonengren,budaibiaowohuiyizhiren。
wozaidengyigeshiji,yigerangtamenyongshinanwangdeshiji。erchenmo,kaishilede“yishuchuangzuo”。neitianwanshang,
wozhengzaiketingzhenglizhengju,chenmoshenshenmimidicouguolai。“jie,nikanwozuoleshenme?”tatankaishouzhang,
limianshishijizhidaxiaobuyidezhanglang,beishangdoubeitayongyingguangbihuashangleguiyidehongseyanjing。
woweiliyizhenfanyong,chadiantuchulai。“nizhuazheigeganma?”“tamenshiwodexinchongwu,
wojiaotamen‘xiaohongyan’。”chenmoyiliandeyi,“yishengshuo,yaoreaishengming。”wokanzhetatianzhendelian,
turanyouleyigejuemiaodezhuyi。“di,nixiangbuxiangdainidechongwumenquxinjiawanwan?
”chenmodeyanjingshunjianliangle。lingchensandian,zhengdongloudouxianrulechenshui。louxiawangshenjiadeduoroushengyetingle。
wohechenmoxianglianggeyouling,qiaowushengxidilaidaotamenjiamenkou。chenmocongbeibaolitaochuyigexiaopingzi,
jianglimiande“xiaohongyan”menyizhizhidaozaimenfengxia。neixiehuazhehongseyanjingdezhanglang,
xiangshidedaolejiefangdexinhao,zhengxiankonghoudicongmenfenglizuanlejinqu。zuowanzheiyiqie,
chenmoyoutaochuyiguanhongseyouqi。taningkaigaizi,yongshouzhizhanzheyouqi,
zaiwangshenjianeishanzhuganhongsedefangdaomenshang,kaishiletadechuangzuo。tahuadehenkuai,yehenzhuanzhu。buyihuier,
zhengshanmenshang,jiubumanledadaxiaoxiaodeyanjing。neixieyanjinghuadejiqibizhen,tongkong、xuesi,shenzhihaiyoufanguang,
zailoudaohunandeshengkongdengxia,mimimamadehongseyanjingqishuashuadidingzheni,
fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaocongmenshanghuoguolai。wokanzhezheifu“jiezuo”,houbeidouqileyicengbaimaohan。
taitamaherenle。chenmomanyidikanzhezijidezuopin,zuihou,youcongbeibaolitaochuyijiandongxi。
yitiaobaisedechuangdan。tabachuangdanwangtoushangyipi,zhiluchulianggedongdangyanjing,ranhoupiaodaoloudaochuanghubian,
duizhewangshenjiadefangxiang,youyoudichangqileerge。“xiaobaichuan,
piaozailantian……”taguyibadiaozichangdezhiliposui,shigaoshidi,zaijijingdewuyeloudaolihuidang,
peishangtaneigeguiyingbandeshenxing,jianzhishikongbupianxianchang。woduozailoutiguaijiao,yongshoujiluxialezheiyiqie。
wozhidao,mingtianyouhaoxikanle。4diertianyizao,yishenghuapotianjidejianjiaolakailezhanzhengdexumu。
“a——!guia——!”shiwangshendeshengyin,daizheqiansuoweiyoudejingkonghebengkui。
wodakaiyitiaomenfengwangwaikan。wangshenzhengtanzuozaitajiamenkou,liansecanbairuzhi,zhizheneishanhuamanyanjingdemen,
hunshendoudexiangchuledian。zhoujianguohezhoukaiyechonglechulai,kandaomenshangdejingxiang,tongyanghedebuqing。“sheigande!
sheitamazheimequede!”zhoujianguoqidepokoudama。jiuzaizheishi,wangshenyijiaocaidaoleshenmeruanruandedongxi,
taditouyikan,yizhihuazhehongseyanjingdezhanglangzhengcongtajiaobianmanyouyoudipaguo。taxiangshibeicaileweibademao,
zhenggerencongdishangyibengsanchigao。“zhanglang!a!haodadezhanglang!”jinjiezhe,
gengduode“xiaohongyan”congmenfengli、didianxiazuanlechulai,fangfoyizhixunlianyousudejundui,
kaishizaitamenjiamenkoujijie。yijiasankouhedehunfeiposan,liangundaipadituihuiwuli,
“peng”deyishengguanshanglemen。danhenkuai,wulijiuchuanlailegengqilidecanjiao。“chuangshang!chuangshangyeyou!
”“wodemaya!chufang!guoli!”wojihukeyixiangxiangchuneifuzhuangguandejingxiang。meiguoduojiu,
jingchehuxiaoerzhi。shiwangshenbaodejing。jingchaqiaokailewojiademen,wangshenyijiagenzaihoumian,zhizhewo,
yaoyaqiechi。“jingchatongzhi!jiushita!jiushitazhaorengande!tadidishigefengzi,zuotianwanshangzhuangshennonggui,
haizaiwojiamenshangluanhua!”lianggejingchakanzhewo,youkanlekanwoshenhouyilianwugudechenmo。“nihao,
womenjiedaobaoan,shuonimensaoraolinju,shizheiyangma?”wohaimeishuohua,chenmoxiankaikoule。
tacongbeibaolitaochuyigehouhoudeniupizhidai,shuangshoudijijingcha。“jingchashushu,zheishiwodebingli。
”taxiaodetebieguaiqiao,“wogangcongyiyuanchulai,yishengshuowoxuyaoyigeanjingdehuanjingxiuyang,
keshilouxiaayijiataichaole,woshuibuzhe。”jingchadakaidangandai,limianshiyitahouhoudejingshenjiandingbaogao。
zuihoudezhenduanjieguoshang,qingqingchuchudixiezhe:zhongdushuangxiangqingganzhangai,banyoujingshenbingxingzhengzhuang。
jingchadebiaoqingbiandeweimiaoqilai。wangshenjile,“tazhuangde!tajiushizhuangde!
tazuotianhaishuoyaobawodegutouquchulaidangdizichui!”chenmolikeweiqudisuodaowoshenhou,
shuo:“wozhishixiangheayijiaopengyou……yishengshuoyaoduojiaopengyou……”jingchakanzhechenmoneirenchuwuhaideyangzi,
zaikankanwangshenneifupofumajiedezuilian,xinliyijingyoulejijiao。“haolehaole,linlizhijian,dougetuiyibu。
极品邻居骂我全家精神病,坏了!他说对了