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精彩章节

louxiadenvrenyouzaichuiwodediban，jianshengjiaoma，rangwopeitaerzikaoyanshibaidejingshensunshifeishiwan。

taerziyangdegouzaiwojiamenkoulaleshi，worangtaqingli，

tafanshouyigeerguangshanzaiwolianshang：“nigewuerwunvdejuehuhuo，kelewomenjiafengshui，

rangnipeiqianshikandeqini！”wowuzhelian，kanzhetashenhouneigeyilianweisuotoukanwoxiongkoudenanren，

heneigeduozaimenhoutouxiaode“tianzhijiaozi”yanjiusheng。tamenyiweiwoyigedujunvxing，wuyiwukao，

zhinengrentamenqiling。womeishuohua，momotaochushouji，

jiwoneigegangcongjingshenbingyuan“chuyuan”debiaodifaletiaoweixin。“di，xiangbuxianglaijiejiejiazhujitian？

zheiliyoujige‘wanju’，tebiehaowan。”1“dong！dong！dong！”tianhuabanchuanlaichenmendejuxiang，

xiangshiyibatiechuizaihenhenqiaojiwodetougu。“xinglinde！nijiwogunchulai！peiqian！

”louxiawangshendejianjiaoshengcipolouban，daizheyiguziburongzhiyidemanheng。wofangxiashoulideshu，

ejiaotutuditiao。zheiyijingshizheigexingqidedisancile。qiyinshitaerzizhoukaikaoyanluobang，

tabuzhicongnagesuanmingxianshengneilitinglai，shuoshiwozheigedujudenvrenyinqitaizhong，

huailetamenjiade“wenchangyun”。huangtangdekexiao。wolakaimen，wangshenzhengduzaiwomenkou，yishouchayao，

yishounazhegentuobagan，yixiaxiadiwangwomenshangchuo。“wangshen，youshishuoshi，biezamen。”wodeshengyinhenpingjing。

tajianwochulai，batuobaganwangdishangyidun，tuomoxingzipenlewoyilian。“shuoshi？

woerzikaoyanshibailenizhibuzhidao！jiuyinweinizheigesaobaxingzhuloushang！womenjiazhoukaishitianzhijiaozi，

banshangdingdingdeyanjiusheng，doubeinikemeile！nidepei！shiwan！yifendoubunengshao！”wojianzhiyaobeitaqixiaole。

“nierzikaobushangyan，guaiwo？”“buguainiguaishei？nigewuerwunvdejuehuhuo，zhengtianyigerendaizaijiali，

yinqisensende，bushinikedehaishisheikede？”tadehuaxiangcuiledudedingzi，yigengenzhajinwoxinli。

zhengzaizheishi，tajianeitiaomeishuanshengdetaidi“sou”diyixiacuandaowomenkou，taiqihoutui，

duizhewodedidianjiushiyipaohuangchengchengdeniao。wodeliansechedilenglexialai。“wangshen，guanhaonidegou，

bataladeshiniaoqingliganjing。”qiantian，jiushizheitiaogou，zaiwomenkoulaleyidapaoshi。worangtaqingli，

taquefanshoujilewoyigeerguang。**ladetengganfangfohailiuzailianshang。“yo，xianwojiaqiuqiuzang？

niyebukankannizijishigeshenmedongxi！yitiaogoudoubinijingui！”tashuozhe，

haiguyiwangdidianshangyoucuileyikounongtan。“wogaosuni，jintianzheishiwankuaiqiannibupei，wojiutiantianlainao！

rangnishengyizuobucheng，jueyeshuibuhao！”tashenhou，talaogongzhoujianguotanchubangeshenzi，

yishuangxiaoyanjingsemimidizaiwoshuiyilingkoudazhuan。erneishanxuyandemenhou，

wonengqingchudikandao“tianzhijiaozi”zhoukai，zhengnazheshouji，zuijiaoguazheyisijifengdexiao，sihuzailuxiang。

zheiyijiazi，jiushiyiwoqu。tamenchidinglewoyigenvren，zaizheiliwuqinwugu，zhinengrenqitunsheng。

wokanzhetamen，huranjiubuqile。womomodituihuiwuli，zaitamendeyidejiaomashengzhong，guanshanglemen。ranhou，

wotaochushouji，zhaodaoyigehenjiumeilianxidehaoma，faletiaoweixin。“di，zuijinzenmeyang？”duifangmiaohui，

yigeziyaxiaodebiaoqing。“jie，gang‘chuyuan’，yishengshuowohuifudehenhao，jiushiyoudianwuliao。

”wokanzheneige“chu"yuan”shangdeyinhao，shouzhizaipingmushangqiaoji。“xiangbuxianglaijiejiejiazhujitian？

zheiliyoujige‘wanju’，tebiehaowan。”“haoahaoa！yishengshuoyaoduojiaopengyou！womingtianjiudao！

”fangxiashouji，wozoudaochuangbian，louxiawangshenhaizaishouwuzudaodigenlinjumenkongsuwode“zuixing”。womanmandi，

yangqileyigeweixiao。youxi，kaishile。2diertianxiawu，menlingxiangle。wodakaimen，

yigegaogaoshoushoudeqingnianzhanzaimenkou。tachuanzheyijianxidefabaidetxu，beizheyigeshuangjianbao，

shoulituozheyigejudadexinglixiang。xinglixiangshiheisede，

shangmianyongwuyanliusedeyouqibihuamanlegezhongguiyidetuya，youdanzhideyanjing，niuqudexiaolian，

haiyouyixiekanbudongdefuhao，xiangmouzhongyuanshidetuteng。“jie！”takandaowo，likeliekaiyigedadadexiaorong，

luchuliangpaizhengqijiebaideyachi。tajiushiwodebiaodi，chenmo。“lushangleibulei？kuaijinlai。

”wojieguotashoulidebeibao。chenmotuozheneigezhayandexinglixiangjinlewu，haoqidisichudaliang，

yanshenganjingdexianggehaizi，queyoudaizheyizhongzhigougoudetanjiu，rangrenyouxiefamao。“jie，

nishuode‘wanju’ni？”tafangxiaxinglixiang，yilianqidaidikanzhewo。wohaimeilaidejishuohua，

“dongdongdong”dezamenshengyouxiangleqilai。“xinglinde！nijiwogunchulai！zuotianrangnipeiqiannizhuangsishiba！

wogaosuni，jintianbujiqian，wobanijiamenxiele！”shiwangshen。wochongchenmoshilegeyanse，

talikexinlingshenhui，lianshangdexiaoronggengcanlanle。wozouguoqu，zaicilakaimen。wangshenjintianzhandoulishengji，

shenhoubujinzhanzhetalaogongzhoujianguo，haiyoutaerzizhoukai。yijiarenzhengzhengqiqi，zhunbeiduiwojinxingsanfanghuishen。

“yo，haigankaimena？qianzhunbeihaolema？”wangshenshuangshouchayao，xiabataidenengchuodaotianshangqu。

dangtakandaowoshenhoudechenmoshi，lengleyixia，suijipielepiezui。“zenme？zhaolegexiaobailianlaichengyaoa？

wogaosuni，meiyong！jintiantianwanglaozilaileyedepeiqian！”tamadezhengqijing，

chenmoxiaoxixidicongwoshenhouzoulechulai。“ayinihao，wojiaochenmo，shiwojiejiededidi。”tashenchushou，

sihuxianggenwangshenwoshou。wangshenxianedihoutuiyibu，“sheishiniayi！biegenwotaojinhu！

yikanjiubushishenmehaodongxi，gennijieyiyang，jingshenbuzhengchang！”“jingshenbing”sangeziyichu，

chenmodeyanjingzhouranliangle。tafeidanmeishengqi，fanergengreqingdicouleguoqu，yibazhuazhuwangshendeshouwan。

tadedongzuokuaidejingren，wangshengenbenmeifanyingguolai。“ayi，nizenmezhidaode？yishengyeshuowozheili，

”tazhilezhizijidetaiyangxue，“youdianwentini。”tadeyuqitianzhenyouwuxie，

shoushangdelidaoquezaibuduanshoujin。wangshendeliansekaishibianle，congzhanghongbianchengletieqing，xiangbashouchouhuilai，

quefaxianchenmodeshouxiangyibatieqian，wensibudong。“ni……niganshenme！fangkaiwo！shualiumanga！

”takaishijianjiao。zhoujianguohezhoukaiyefanyingguolai，likechongshangqianlai。“xiaozi！**fangkaiwolaopo！

”“nigandongwomayixiashishi！”chenmoquehuangruoweiwen，tawaizhetou，baerduotiejinwangshendeshouwan，

ceerqingting，lianshangdebiaoqingwubirenzhen。“ayi，nidegutouzaichangge。”tadeshengyinbuda，

queqingxidichuanjinmeigerendeerduoli。“zhenhaoting，xiangfengchuiguogudideshengyin。wokeyi……bataquchulai，

dangdizichuima？”tayibianshuo，yibiantaiqilingyizhishou，shouzhizaiwangshendeshoubeishangbibihuahua，

xiangshizaixunzhaoxiadaodeweizhi。zhenggeloudao，shunjiansiji。wangshendejianjiaokazailehoulongli，yanjingdengdexiangtongling，

zuichunduosuozhe，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。talianshangdexueseyirouyankejiandesudutunqu，zuihoubiandecanbai。

“a——！！！”yishengqilidecanjiaohuapolejijing。wangshenmengdishuaikaichenmodeshou，

liangundaipadiduodaotalaogongshenhou，zhizhechenmo，hunshendoudexiangshaikang。“fengzi！ni……nishigefengzi！

baojing！kuaibaojing！”chenmozhanzaiyuandi，kanzhezijikongkongruyedeshou，

lianshangluchuhaizibanweiquyoukunhuodebiaoqing。“wozhishixiangheayijiaogepengyoua。”wozhanzaitashenhou，

chadianmeirenzhuxiaochushenglai。haoxi，caiganggangkaichang。3zicongchenmozhanshiletanei“dute”dejiaoyoufangshihou，

louxiaxiaotingleliangtian。dandisantianbanye，xindezhemokaishile。lingchenliangdian，

“duoduoduoduoduo……”deshengyinzhunshiconglouxiachuanlai。miji、kuaisu、fuyoujiezougan，

xiangshiyourenzaiyongjinquanshenliqiduorouxian。shengyintouguodiban，zhiwangwonaozilizuan。wofanlegeshen，

yongzhentouwuzhuerduo，danneishengyinwukongburu。chenmoconggebifangjiantanchutoulai，shuiyanxingzhong。“jie，

louxiazaikaipaiduima？”“tamenzaijiwomenyanzoucuimianqu。”womianwubiaoqingdishuo。zheihaibusuanwan。baitian，

zhiyaowoyizaijia，louxiadeyinxiangjiuhuizhunshikaiqi，fangdebushifenghuangchuanqijiushinongyezhongjinshu，

yinliangkaidaozuida，zhenggeloubandouzaigenzhezhendong。woxialouzhaoguoyici，

wangshengezhefangdaomenchongwohan：“wojiatinggeguannipishi！youbenshiniyefanga！”ranhou，wodewangxianbeijianle。

weixiushifulaile，jianchalebantian，zuihouzailoudaoguaijiaodexiancaolizhaodaoleduantou，qiekoupingzheng，

mingxianshibeirenyongqianzijianduande。womomopaixiazhaopian，liantongzhiqianluxiadezaoyinshipin、wangshenzamendezhaopian，

yiqicunjinyigexinjiandewenjianjia。wenjianjiademingzijiao“zhengju”。wonengren，budaibiaowohuiyizhiren。

wozaidengyigeshiji，yigerangtamenyongshinanwangdeshiji。erchenmo，kaishilede“yishuchuangzuo”。neitianwanshang，

wozhengzaiketingzhenglizhengju，chenmoshenshenmimidicouguolai。“jie，nikanwozuoleshenme？”tatankaishouzhang，

limianshishijizhidaxiaobuyidezhanglang，beishangdoubeitayongyingguangbihuashangleguiyidehongseyanjing。

woweiliyizhenfanyong，chadiantuchulai。“nizhuazheigeganma？”“tamenshiwodexinchongwu，

wojiaotamen‘xiaohongyan’。”chenmoyiliandeyi，“yishengshuo，yaoreaishengming。”wokanzhetatianzhendelian，

turanyouleyigejuemiaodezhuyi。“di，nixiangbuxiangdainidechongwumenquxinjiawanwan？

”chenmodeyanjingshunjianliangle。lingchensandian，zhengdongloudouxianrulechenshui。louxiawangshenjiadeduoroushengyetingle。

wohechenmoxianglianggeyouling，qiaowushengxidilaidaotamenjiamenkou。chenmocongbeibaolitaochuyigexiaopingzi，

jianglimiande“xiaohongyan”menyizhizhidaozaimenfengxia。neixiehuazhehongseyanjingdezhanglang，

xiangshidedaolejiefangdexinhao，zhengxiankonghoudicongmenfenglizuanlejinqu。zuowanzheiyiqie，

chenmoyoutaochuyiguanhongseyouqi。taningkaigaizi，yongshouzhizhanzheyouqi，

zaiwangshenjianeishanzhuganhongsedefangdaomenshang，kaishiletadechuangzuo。tahuadehenkuai，yehenzhuanzhu。buyihuier，

zhengshanmenshang，jiubumanledadaxiaoxiaodeyanjing。neixieyanjinghuadejiqibizhen，tongkong、xuesi，shenzhihaiyoufanguang，

zailoudaohunandeshengkongdengxia，mimimamadehongseyanjingqishuashuadidingzheni，

fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaocongmenshanghuoguolai。wokanzhezheifu“jiezuo”，houbeidouqileyicengbaimaohan。

taitamaherenle。chenmomanyidikanzhezijidezuopin，zuihou，youcongbeibaolitaochuyijiandongxi。

yitiaobaisedechuangdan。tabachuangdanwangtoushangyipi，zhiluchulianggedongdangyanjing，ranhoupiaodaoloudaochuanghubian，

duizhewangshenjiadefangxiang，youyoudichangqileerge。“xiaobaichuan，

piaozailantian……”taguyibadiaozichangdezhiliposui，shigaoshidi，zaijijingdewuyeloudaolihuidang，

peishangtaneigeguiyingbandeshenxing，jianzhishikongbupianxianchang。woduozailoutiguaijiao，yongshoujiluxialezheiyiqie。

wozhidao，mingtianyouhaoxikanle。4diertianyizao，yishenghuapotianjidejianjiaolakailezhanzhengdexumu。

“a——！guia——！”shiwangshendeshengyin，daizheqiansuoweiyoudejingkonghebengkui。

wodakaiyitiaomenfengwangwaikan。wangshenzhengtanzuozaitajiamenkou，liansecanbairuzhi，zhizheneishanhuamanyanjingdemen，

hunshendoudexiangchuledian。zhoujianguohezhoukaiyechonglechulai，kandaomenshangdejingxiang，tongyanghedebuqing。“sheigande！

sheitamazheimequede！”zhoujianguoqidepokoudama。jiuzaizheishi，wangshenyijiaocaidaoleshenmeruanruandedongxi，

taditouyikan，yizhihuazhehongseyanjingdezhanglangzhengcongtajiaobianmanyouyoudipaguo。taxiangshibeicaileweibademao，

zhenggerencongdishangyibengsanchigao。“zhanglang！a！haodadezhanglang！”jinjiezhe，

gengduode“xiaohongyan”congmenfengli、didianxiazuanlechulai，fangfoyizhixunlianyousudejundui，

kaishizaitamenjiamenkoujijie。yijiasankouhedehunfeiposan，liangundaipadituihuiwuli，

“peng”deyishengguanshanglemen。danhenkuai，wulijiuchuanlailegengqilidecanjiao。“chuangshang！chuangshangyeyou！

”“wodemaya！chufang！guoli！”wojihukeyixiangxiangchuneifuzhuangguandejingxiang。meiguoduojiu，

jingchehuxiaoerzhi。shiwangshenbaodejing。jingchaqiaokailewojiademen，wangshenyijiagenzaihoumian，zhizhewo，

yaoyaqiechi。“jingchatongzhi！jiushita！jiushitazhaorengande！tadidishigefengzi，zuotianwanshangzhuangshennonggui，

haizaiwojiamenshangluanhua！”lianggejingchakanzhewo，youkanlekanwoshenhouyilianwugudechenmo。“nihao，

womenjiedaobaoan，shuonimensaoraolinju，shizheiyangma？”wohaimeishuohua，chenmoxiankaikoule。

tacongbeibaolitaochuyigehouhoudeniupizhidai，shuangshoudijijingcha。“jingchashushu，zheishiwodebingli。

”taxiaodetebieguaiqiao，“wogangcongyiyuanchulai，yishengshuowoxuyaoyigeanjingdehuanjingxiuyang，

keshilouxiaayijiataichaole，woshuibuzhe。”jingchadakaidangandai，limianshiyitahouhoudejingshenjiandingbaogao。

zuihoudezhenduanjieguoshang，qingqingchuchudixiezhe：zhongdushuangxiangqingganzhangai，banyoujingshenbingxingzhengzhuang。

jingchadebiaoqingbiandeweimiaoqilai。wangshenjile，“tazhuangde！tajiushizhuangde！

tazuotianhaishuoyaobawodegutouquchulaidangdizichui！”chenmolikeweiqudisuodaowoshenhou，

shuo：“wozhishixiangheayijiaopengyou……yishengshuoyaoduojiaopengyou……”jingchakanzhechenmoneirenchuwuhaideyangzi，

zaikankanwangshenneifupofumajiedezuilian，xinliyijingyoulejijiao。“haolehaole，linlizhijian，dougetuiyibu。