《贫僧不想当影帝》 小说介绍
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《贫僧不想当影帝》 第3章 佛门高手 免费试读
“dianyingmingjiao《yeyujianghu》,shiyibuguzhuangwuxiapian。”
“niyaoshiyandejiaoseshiyiweifomengaoshou,fahaoxuezhu……”
zaiqianwangjichangdetuzhong,xuzhenzuozaishangwuchedehoupaizuoyishang,yibianfanyuejuben,yibiantingzheqiaofengjiangxi,zhulizhouxiaomanzezaiqianpaichongdangsiji。
——budebushuo,zheigushigenzijihaitingyouyuan。
dianyingzhurengongmingjiaoyeyu,shishashouzuzhi“heishui”zhongdeyimingnvshashou。
tazaiduoquwulinzhibao“damoyiti”houmeiyoujiaojizuzhi,ershixiebaodunzou,youcibeizuzhixuanshangzhuisha,yinfaleyichangxueyuxingfeng。
fomengaoshouxuezhutingwencishi,zhaodaoyeyu,quantafangqidamoyiti,jiangqianzang。
liangrenlinianbuhe,weicichandoulesangeyue。
zaizheigeguochengzhong,xuezhuduiyeyujianshengqingsu。
zuihou,tasheshengdianhuayeyu,xiwangtanengjiucifangxiashouzhongdejian,yuanlijianghuchousha。
“这就完了?”
xuzhenkanwanbobodejiyejuben,yiyouweijinditaiqitoulai,wendao:“houlaini?”
qiaofengkanzhetaliangjingjingdeyanjing,wuyudao:“houlaijiumeinideshierle。”
“xuezhujiuzheiyichangxi,ranhoujiusile。”
“a……”xuzhenmomingdiyouxieyihan。
zheigejiaose,dairuganhaitingqiang。
qiaofengdao:“xuezhudexifensuiranbuduo,dantaicikebushao,erqiehaizeiaokou。”
“nizhuajinbei,zhengquzaishangfeijizhiqianbeishule,ranhouwozaijinijiangzenmeyan。”
tingdaozheihua,xuzhenbajubenyihe,dao:“nijiangba,wobeiwanle。”
乔枫:“……”
takanlekanneifensiyezhidejuben,youkanlekanxuzhen,dao:“quanbeiwanle?yeyudeyebeile?”
xuzhendianlediantou:“ng,yigongyemeijijuhua。”
他是觉得挺短的。
ququyigelongtao,congtoudaoweiyejiuersanshijutaici。
而且全都是大白话。
duiyupingshibeiguanlefojingdexuzhenlaishuo,beizheizhongdongxijianzhijiushijiangweidaji。
ranerqiaofengzheishihouquebudandingle。
tayongyuguangdaliangleyixiaruowuqishidexuzhen。
这厮……
congshangchedaoxianzai,yejiugangbajubenfanleyibianba?
fanyibian,jiunengbahaojibaizidetaiciquanbeixialai?
吹什么牛啤!
“neizanliangduiyibiancier,”qiaofengyinyinyouxiebuman,dao,“wonianyeyudebufen。”
xuzhendiandiantou,bajubendijileqiaofeng。
“nidejianfameiyouxuequan。”tabishangyanjing,beichulexuezhudediyijutaici。
qiaofengfankaijuben,zhaodaoyeyudeci,niandao:“shiyouruhe?”
xuzhendao:“rihouniruoshiyushangzhenzhengdegaoshou,yidanbeizhuazhupozhan,xingmingweiyi。”
qiaofengdao:“nitongwoshuozheixiezuoshenme?nizhuanguoshenlai,kanzhewo!”
“……”
liangrenniyiyanwoyiyu,fushuzhejubenshangdeneirong。
nianzhenianzhe,qiaofengjianjianfajuelebudui。
没有错。
没有错。
还是没有错。
xuzhenyilianbeileqibaju,genjubenyizibucha,erqiedingdianerdoumeiyoukeba。
这货……
nandaozhenbataiciquanbeixialaile?
“……”
“woyuanhuashenshiqiao,shouwubainianfengchui、wubainianrishai、wubainianyuda。”
jifenzhonghou,xuzhenbeiwanlexuezhudezuihouyijutaici。
tazhengkaiyanjing,zhuantoukanxiangqiaofeng,wendao:“zenmeyang,youbuduidedifangma?”
qiaofenglenglengdikanzhejuben。
半晌,摇了摇头。
piankedejingyahou,querdaizhideshiyouzhongdexinxi。
可以啊,这小子!
jiyilihaodaozheigechengdu,jihukeyibeijiaozuoyou“jiyitianfu”le!
qiaofengbenlaihaidanxintanaoziben,jibuzhutaici。
rujinyikan,wanquankeyizaiduojiaotadiandongxima!
xiangdaozheili,qiaofengzuozhileshenzi,xingzhibobodidao:“zheiyang,woxianjinijiangjiangpianchangdejiwei。”
“yihuierdaolepianchang,nihuikandao……”
……
中午12点。
jinwushi,hengzhouyingshicheng。
“咔!”
mousheyingpengnei,《yeyujianghu》dedaoyansuwenbinmeitouweizhou,zhongzhilezheichangxidepaishe。
“axiagangcaimaimenjiandeshihoutaikuaile。xiantingyixia,kanyiyanqianmian,ranhouzaimai。”
“haiyouhoumianneigegaogede,biaoqingbuyaosongxie,yaoyizhidingzheqianmian。”
“……”
suwenbincongjianshiqihoumianzoulechulai,shoushangbibihuahua,zhuanzhudigenyanyuanmenjiangxi。
chenzhezheigegongfu,pianchangdedengguangshi、sheyingshidenglianmangjianchaqileshoutoudedongxi,quebaosuoyoushebeidouzaizhengchangyunzhuan。
zheigechangjingdeyanyuanjiaoduo,henrongyichuxianpilou。
daoyansuwenbinyoushiyisibugou、jingyiqiujingdexingzi,danzheiyimuxi,jiuzhetenglezuzusangexiaoshi。
xianchangdegongzuorenyuanmendaqidoubuganchuanyixia,yigegementouganhuo,qifenxiandeyouxiejinzhang。
“quantirenyuanzhuyi,zanmenzailaiyibian!”
suwenbinpailepaishou,langshengdao:“gezuzhunbei!”
“啪!”
suizheyishengqingcuidedabanshengxiangqi,paishezhongxinkaishi。
sudaojinnian30duosui,gezibugao,daiyifuheikuangyanjing,kanshangquhetademingziyiyangwenzhibinbin。
tarujinzhengshinianfuliqiangdeshihou,zheibudianyingyoushitazibianzidaode“qinerzi”,yinciyejiugewaidishangxin。
raneryihandeshi,henduoshihou,suwenbinbingbunengjuedingziji“qinerzi”deyiqie。
《yeyujianghu》shiyibuliangansandilianhetoupaidedianying。
zheileidianyingdehaochuzaiyu:touzifangduo,zijinchongpei,fengxianyenenggongdan。
danbuhaodedifangzaiyu:zhangwohuayuquanderentaiduole。
jintianagongsidelingdaoanpailezijidezhinvguolaipaolongtao,mingtianbgongsisailexinqianyuedeyirenguolaiyangepeijiao,houtiancgongsiyouyaoqiujitamendeyirenzengjiaxifen。
suwenbinduicishifentouteng。
tabeifendi、kaweixiao,duiyuhenduo“tuijian”doumeifajujue,zhinengyingzhetoupipai。
youshihou,tuijianguolaideyanyuanshizaishibufuhejiaosedesheding,jinzhubabashenzhihuiyaoqiutagaijuben。
jiuyinweizheiyang,yuanjihuaqunianniandishaqingde《yeyujianghu》yingshengshengyanqileyigeyue,zhijinrengweipaiwan。
duanduanbannian,suwenbinganjuezijixiangshilaoleshisui。
“好,过!”
youzhetengleliangbianhou,gangcaideneimuxizongsuanshiguole。
suwenbinmianlilezhongrenjijuhou,bianxuanbushangwudepaishejieshu,rangdajiageziquchifanxiuxi。
“叮铃铃……”
jiuzaizheishi,doulideshoujihuranxiangleqilai。
suwenbintaochushoujiyikan,faxianshizhipianfangdeyiweigaocengdalaide。
talianmangzhaolegeanjingdejiaoluo,badianhuajieleqilai。
“马总,您好。”
“ng,shangwudepaishehenshunli,mazongfeixinle。”
“dui,jiexialaiyaoyaopaixuezhudexifenle。”
“yanyuanma?yanyuanjintianxiawujinzu,xianrangwushuzhidao……”
“什么?试戏?”
liaozheliaozhe,suwenbinhuranlianseyibian。
“mazong,shiyanxuezhudeyanyuanzaojiuyijingqiaodingle。”
taqiangrenzhexintoudebuman,nuliyongxinpingqihedeyuqidao:“wojintianzaoshangganggenxingchenyuleneibianlianxiguo,tamen……”
huaweishuowan,dianhuaneitouturandaduandao:“hetongqianlemeiyou?”
苏文彬一时语塞。
banshang,tacaidao:“zhiqiantanhaoleshiyouqingkechuan,xuzhiyuangenwomensheying……”
dianhuaneitouzaicidaduandao:“neijiushimeiqianbei?”
suwenbinbeiyedeshuobuchuhualai。
duifangtingtameilehuiyin,quanweidao:“wenbina,nitinggegennishuo。”
“huiyuedeshiqingzanmenkendingbugan,yefanbushang。”
“danyaozhishikoutouyuedingneijiuwusuoweile。”
“tayaoshiyoushikeyibulai,zanmenyaoshiyougengheshiderenxuanyekeyigenghuan。”
“zheiciwojinituijiandezheigexiaohaizhendehenyouxiu,renzhangdejingshen,xiyehao。”
“daihuiernirangtabanshangjinishishixi,nikankanzayang。”
“yaoshizhenyandemeifakan,zankendingyebunengmeizheliangxinyongta,nishuoshibushi?”
“shuodaodi,zandoushiweiledianyinghao……”
suwenbintingzhedianhualineirenyibenzhengjingdipenfen,lianshangxiaoxixi,xinlimmp。
试戏,呵呵。
——我呸!
wojintianxiawujiuxiangpaizheichangxi,daoju、bujingdouzhunbeihaole,nihaixiangrangwozailinshijinianpaigeshijinghui??
renjianeibianweizheigejiaoseshoushen20jin、lianwuxiaobannian,dalaoyuancongjingchengganguolai,xianzainirangwogentashuohuiyue?
zhendangwobuyaoliandema??
liaoxiadianhua,suwenbindeyanneishiyigenjieyigendechou,jiumeitingguo。
banshang,tashizaishiyanbuxiazheikouqi,chouzhunzhouweimeiren,qiao**paodaoxishoujianli,jizijialaodadalegedianhua。
“wei?wudao,woshiwenbin。”
“mazongneibiangangjiwodalegedianhua,shuoxiangtuijianyigeyanyuanguolaiyanxuezhu。”
“ninmashangguolaishiba?haolei,neiwodengnin!”
 
                 贫僧不想当影帝
                                贫僧不想当影帝