文武百官听我心声：我摆烂吃瓜
《文武百官听我心声：我摆烂吃瓜》 小说介绍
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jiangyueqishenxingleyili，“huihuanghouniangniang，chennvdeshentirujinyiwuai，wuxuqingtaiyi。”
shuodaozheige，tayexiangbutongdieniangweishenmeyaoduiwaixuanchengtashentibuhao。
tadeshentimingmingzhuangdegentouniuyiyang！
“rucibianhao。”huanghouniangniangxiaozhediandiantou，suijikanxiangleqitaguinv，“gejiaguniangdecaiqingbengongzhiqiandouyouerwenguo，rujindouyouxiepobujidaixiangyaojianshiyixiale。”
zhanggongzhuwenyanlijiduishencededagongnvdao：“fuling，haibukuaidianbagejiaguniangzuodeshichengshanglai。”
“shi。”fulinggongjingdeyingleyishengbiantaishoushiyixiamiandegongnvbaguinvmenxiedeshishouqilai。
jiangyueyangjiangongnvconghoumianxiangshoujuanziyiyangbashishoushanglaishi，mangzhuaqimaobijiaojinnaozhidequfanzhaojiyilidegushici。
mudanshi，mudanshi，mudanshi，libai？dufu？youle！
jiangyueyangtibikuaisuzaizhishangxiexialeyishoushi，gongnvshoudaotazheilideshihoutahaimeixiewan。
“dengdeng，haichajigezi，mashangjiuhao。”
“jiangguniangmoji，manmanlai。”huanghouniangniangshanjierenyideshuodao。
kejiangyueyangnaganranghuanghouniangniangdengta，kuaisuluoxiazuihouyibi，chuilechuishangmianweigandemojihoujiudijiledengzaimianqiandegongnv。
gongnvbagejiaguinvzuodemudanshichengdaolehuanghouniangniangdezhuoanshang，paizaidiyigedeshizuoxiangdinvwenshuyandedazuo。
huanghouniangniangkanlezhihoupinpindiantou，zuijiaoxiaorongcanlan，kejianshifenmanyi。
jiexialaidejishoushisihuyehaisuanmanyi，zhishizuijiaodexiaorongqianlejifen。
zaihoumianjiushiouerzhoumei，ouerqianxiao，youmanyide，yeyoubumanyide。
zhidaokandaojiangyueyangxiedeshi，tacaimeizaijixuwangxiakan，ershibashouzhongyizhinazhedeneishoushidijileshencederen。
“shanggugu，nijidajianiannianzheishoushi，kankannengbunenghuodejinridekuishou。”
shanggugushuangshoujieguo，pieleyiyanshangmiandeneironghoujiushangqianyibugaoshengniandao：“tingqianshaoyaoyaowuge，chishangfuqujingshaoqing。weiyoumudanzhenguose，huakaishijiedongjingcheng。”（chuziliuyuxide《shangmudan》）
zhongguinvtingdaozheishoushijieluchulejingyazhise，youqishisuyoucainvzhichengdetaifusunnvhezuoxiangdinv。
tamenbenyiweijinridekuishoubushizijijiushiduifang，meixiangdaojingranhaiyoubitamengengchusede。
jiangyueyangduicimeiyoubandianyiwai，bijingtaxiedeneishoushishitangdaishirenliuyuxidedazuo，qishizheixieguinvmennengbidede。
zhishiyouyidianbuhao，zheiyangtajiutaichufengtoule，huanghouniangnianghenyoukenengkanzhongta。
tayidianyebuxiangdangshenmetaizifei。
douguaizijiganggangjijimangmangjiaojuan，wanglexianzaishihuanghouniangniangzaijitaizixuanfei。
“geweiguniangjuede，zheishoushikedangdejinridekuishou？”huanghouniangniangsaoshiyiquanhouwendao。
taifusunnvguruolvxianzouchulaidao：“dangzhiwukui。”
huanghouniangniangmanyidedianlediantou，“guruoguniangdeshiyehenbucuo，keyuzuoxiangjiadeshuyanbingliedier。”
wenshuyanwenshengzouchulai，“xieniangniangzanyu，chennvdoudanwenwen，fangcaineishoushishinajiaguniangsuozuo？”
“是江家姑娘。”
hualuo，zhongrenqiqikanxianghaiduanzuozaiweizhishangdejiangyueyang。
原来是她。
jiangyueyangmangzhanqilai，weilebudangtaizifei，yaoyaoyayouguilexiaqu，“qingniangniangshuzui。”
“jiangguniangzheishizuoshenme？qilaishuohua。”
jiangyueyangmeiyouqi，ershifushenshuodao：“niangniang，neishoushishichennvzaimengzhongkandaode，bingfeichennvzijixiede。
“mengzhongsuojian？”huanghouniangniangchayidao，“zheidaoshixinqi。jiangguniangxianqilaiba。”
jiangyueyangzheicaiqishen，chuishouliyuyuandi。
“rucicaihua，bianshizaimengzhongsuode，yeshijiangguniangdefuze。”huanghouniangniangxiaodao，“buzhijiangguniangxueshiruhe？”
“chennv……chennv……”jiangyueyangtuntuntutu，“chennvbuganqimanhuanghouniangniang，jiaodaochennvdefuzimendoushuotamencaishuxueqianjiaobulechennv。fuqinhuazhongjin，tamendoubuyuanyijixujiaodaochennv。”
ruciyilai，tayinggaibuhuibeixuanweitaizifeileba？
huanghouniangniangzuijiaodexiaorongjiangzhu，zheishiyouduochacaihuirangfuziningyuanshuochuzibiandehua，yebuyuanzaijiaodaota？
“jiangguniangdaoshige……shichengdeguniang。”
jiangyueyangbuhaoyisidexiaoxiao，“zhuyaoshibuganqimanniangniang。”
【dushuneimelei，woyigebuquechi，buquechuan，buqueqiandeguanjia**，ganmayaoleisileihuodedushu？tiantianchilewanjianzhibuyaotaishuang！xiaogua，nishuoduima？】
【dui！neixiedushurendushushiweilekaoqugongming，weilegaoguanhoulu。suzhuyichushengjiuyishiwuyou，fumuxiongzhangchongai，buyongxiangtamenneiyangnuli。】
huanghouniangniang：zheigejiangguniangyouxiebuxuewushua！
zhongguinvzaixinlidiantoufuhe：duiduidui，nishuodedui，qianwanbuyaonuli，taizifeirangwolaidang。
huanghouniangniangbudongshengsedekanleyiquanzaichangdeguinv，xinliduiweilaitaizifeiderenxuanyoulechubudepanduan。
zheigeshihou，buyuanchuchuanlaileshuanglangdexiaoshengheyuelaiyuejindejiaobusheng，yijitaijiandetongbaosheng。
guoleyihuier，daxiahuangdijiulingzhetaizidianxiachuxianzailezhongrendeshixianli。
huanghouniangniangqishen，zaichangderenyegenzheqishen。
“chennvjianguobixia，jianguotaizidianxia。”
daxiahuangdizoudaohuanghouniangniangshencehoucaitaishoumianlezhongrendeli，“mianli，zhenouranluguoyuhuayuan，tinglifuquanshuozhanggongzhuzaizheilisheyanshanghua，bianguolaicoucourenao，keshidaraodaodajiale？”
“没有。”
【zheifuqiliangzenmehuishi？guolaibangtaizidianxiaxuanfeizhaodejiekoudouyiyang。dangaishuobushuo，zanmenzheiweitaizidianxiazhangdekezhenshuai！】
gangyaotoutoumomoshenshouqulahuanghouniangniangdehuangdidongzuoyidun，ganggangshibushiyourenzaishuohua？
taizidianxiayeyinweitingdaoyourentijitaeryihuodekanxiangsizhou。
huanghouniangniangzeyiliandeganga，xinliduihuangdideyuanqigengzhongle，zhijieduokaihuangdizaicishenguolaideshou，wushita。
xitong：【hahaha……huangdikebushilaibangtaizidianxiaxuantaizifeide。】
【那他来干嘛的？】
【tashilaihonghuanghouniangniangde。】
【yohe~tingqilaishigedagua！kuaishuokuaishuo，bixiazenmezhaorehuanghouniangniangle？】