文武百官听我心声：我摆烂吃瓜
《文武百官听我心声：我摆烂吃瓜》 小说介绍
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《文武百官听我心声：我摆烂吃瓜》 第5章 免费试读
“huashuozheiluyunting，chushenjiangmen，ziyouxiwu，liusuibiannengkandaoqijianglaizaizhanchangshangdefengzi，keweishitianfuyibing，wanzhongzhumu。
ran，mingyunnongren。qisuineinian，qifuzhansishachang，weiguojuanqu，qimuyesuizhixunqing。qisuideluyuntingyiyezhijianchenglewufuwumudeguer，zhenggerencongyunduandieruleshenyuan。
qianyoujuxinpocezhirenhushidandantashouzhongdelujiajunjunquan，houyouchourenbufenzhouyedeansha。xiaoxiaonianjideluyuntingcongcishenghuozaiheianzhizhong，jiuerjiuzhibianyangchenglelengmobujinrenqingdexingzi。
danhaozailujiajunzhitingconglujiarendemingling，huangjiayebuhaoganshe。luyuntingzailujiajundebihuxiajianjiancongshiqufumudetongkuzhongzouchulai，zhengshijieguanlujiajun。
zhici，takudubingshu，qinlianwuyi，nianjinshisuibiannengbayiyidibaidelujiajunjianglingdapaxia！”
shuodaozheili，shuoshuxianshengnaqishoubiandechahujizijidaoleyibeicha。
tabujibuxudeminleyikoucharunrunsangzi，ketaixiadetingzhongqueyikeyedengbule。
“nigesilaotouziyougaozheiyichu！bengongzijinribuxiangtingdaoxiahuifenjiezheisigezi，susujiangwan。”
“bucuo，jinriniruozaixiangzhiqianneibanmomojijide，bengongziyaonihaokan。”
【qishizheiweishuoshuxianshengsuanhaodele，shuoleneimeyidaduanhuacaikadianheshui。woyiqiankandaodeneixieshuoshuxiansheng，shuoyijuhuaheyikoushui，buranjiushishuoyiduitiwaihua，fansirenle。】jiangyueyanggenxiaoguatucaodao。
yinweidatangrenhenduo，guniangjiayebushao，suoyiyemeirenteyiquxunzhaoshengyindelaiyuan。
xianqianneijigebunaifandegongzige，tingdaozheihuashaoshaolengjingleyidian，haoxiangqueshishineimeyihuishi。
zheigetaoxianshengduibiqitashuoshuxianshenglaishuo，suanshihoudaodele。
zhishaotayigegushizhijiangliangri，buxiangqitashuoshuxianshengneiyangshuogewuliuqibari，diaoderenxinyangyangde。
xitong：【suhuashuo，youqiannengshiguituimo。zhiyaoyouqian，nijiushirangshuoshuxianshengyikouqishuowanzhenggegushidoukeyi。renjiajiuzhizhezheigezhuanqian，nixiangtingrenshuoshu，buyisiyisizenmexing？】
cihuayichu，xianqianjiaoxiaodezuihuandeneiweigongzilijichaoshuoshuxianshengrengleyigeqiandaizi。
“limianyoushiliang，shangnile。”
qitarenyefenfentaochuyinzijiledashang，xiaolaotoukandaobaihuahuadeyinzi，zuijiaodouyabuzhule。
“zheixianengyikouqishuowanleba？”
“dangran。”shuoshuxianshengbashouzhongdechabeirengdaoledibanshang，“laofuyuanbenyezhishihekoucharunrunsangzi，jueduimeiyoubiedeyisi。”
jiangyueyangpielepiezui，【pianguini？shazicaixin。】
shuoshuxiansheng：sheijiadeguniangzheimeshuohuade？nengbunengjitaliudianmianzi？
zheigeshihou，dianxiaoerbajiangyueyangyaodesongjianlumaihuilaile。
“guniang，niyaodejiu。”
jiangyueyangchaotaweiweihanshou，“duoxie。”
dianxiaoerjiantayigedajia**duitazheizhongpingtoubaixingyezheimeyoulimao，bujinduokanleliangyan。
zheishinajiadeguniang，zhangdezheibanhaokan，zendeyiqiancongweijianguo？
rucizhilihaokandeguniang，yingdangjiahuyuxiaocaiduiya！
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meibanfa，zuguomamacongxiaojiujiaodaowomenyaojianglimao，zuogesanhaoxuesheng！
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neibian，shuoshuxianshengzaicikaikoujiangshuzheyouguanshaonianjiangjunluyuntingdeshiji。
“shisuideluyuntingyizhanchengming，zaiduchuxianzaishirenyanqian，tongshiyerangbushaorenjidanbuyi。lujiayaozhongxinzhanqilaile。”
“budui！”yourenturanhanleyisheng，“lujiacongweidiedaoguo，helaizhanqilaiyishuo？lujiajunzhishizhizhongdouxiaozhonglujiaren，lujiajunbudao，lujiajiubuhuidao！”
“gongzishuodebucuo，dangongziketingshuoguogonggaogaizhu？”
全场骤然沉默。
shuoshuxianshengjixudao：“lujiajunshiyizhisanshiwanrendedajun，qiegegezuzhiduomou，xiaoyongshanzhan，youduilujiarenzhongxingenggeng。shiwenbixiaruhenengbujidanlujiashida？
pifuwuzui，huaibiqizui。luyuntingxiaoxiaonianjijiurucichuse，youyongyouzheimeyizhiqiangdadejundui。ruoshitaxiang……”
shuoshuxianshengmeiyoushuochuneigezi，ershihuafengyizhuan，“yinci，liuyansiqi，lujiajunbeituidaolefengkoulangjianshang。shisuideluyuntingweilebaoquanlujiajun，ziqingshangzhenshadi，shuweibianjiang。
neixiexiangyaofengelujiajunderenjianyijibucheng，bianzaishiyiji，buguanshenmezhanyidouranglujiajunshang，xiangyaoluyuntingtongtafuqinyiyangzhansishachang。
kexitamenshiyuyuanwei，luyuntingdaleyichangyouyichangdeshengzhang，shengmingheqi，zhangongleilei，zaibushibierenkeyisuiyinaniedeshisuixiaohaile。
zhuanyanqinianguoqu，luyuntingyiranzhangchengletafuqindangniandemoyang。lingjiangshimenxinyuechengfu，lingdijunmenwenfengsangdan，lingwodaxianvniangxinshengaimu。shibasuideshaonianjiangjun，sheinengbuai？”
【ze，zheigeshuoshuxianshengzenmehuishi？gangganghaizaishuoguojiadashi，zenmeyixiazijiuzhuandaoqingqingaiaishangle？chaping！】
说书先生：“……”
“bengongzibuxiangtingneixie，jiwoshuozhanchangshangdeshi。”
“nibuxiangting，womenxiangting。taoxiansheng，lugongzishengderuhe？keyouwomentaizidianxianeibanhaokan？”
“geweimoji，qietingwoxixidaolai。”shuoshuxiancongdengzishangzhanqilaisaoshileyiquan，“luyuntingrujinyidaoshihunnianling，rucichusedenaner，sheibuxiangjia？kuangqie，tahaiyongyoulujiajun！chimeiwangliangzheibujiuyouchunchunyudongle。
weici，chaozhongyoudachenxiangbixiajinyan，meiqimingyuelujiazhishengluyuntingyiren，yingdangzaoxiequqishengzi，yibaolujiahoujiyouren。zheiyeshizanmenlujiangjunburihuijingdeyuanyin。
zhiyulujiangjunshengderuhe，laofubucengjianguo，dantingwenshigeyingjundeshaonianlang。shizhenshijia，geweikezailujiangjunhuijingdeshihouquqiaoshangyiqiao。
haole，luyuntingdegushishuodaozheilijiujieshule，ganxiegeweijinridepengchang，womenmingrizaijian。”
“laotou，xiuzou。bengongzihaimeitingguoyin，jixushuo。lujiangjunzaizhanchangshangshizenyangshadide？”
shuoshuxianshengcongrongbupodeshuodao：“gongzijianliang，laofuzhidaodejiuzheimeduo，doushuowanle，kuangqieneizhanchangyebushiwonengqudedifang。”
“扫兴！”
neigongzibuyuedeshuoleyiju，danyemeiyouweinanshuoshuxiansheng，bijingtamingtianhaiyaolaitingtashuoshu。