快穿：这个蠢萌系统不靠谱
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taohuamantian，weifengxixi。
congyuanchuzoulaiyipianpiannanzi，zhijiantayixiyuebaiyipao，shenziqizhang，mofabanshu，meimurumo，yishuangdanfengyan，yanxiayikeruoyinruoxiandeleizhi，tingbibochun，lunkuofenming，junxiufeifan。
tamanmanzoujin，zheishiyiketaoshu，shushangtaozhiyaoyao，zhuozhuoqihua。shuxiafangzheyixiaota，tapangyouyizhuoan，anshangshishengzhejiudeyubei，ertashangtangzheyinvzi。zhijiantabaiyishengxue，rumozhangfapisan，jingzhirongyan，zhengzaibimuxiaoqi。
weifengfuguo，taohuaxuanluo，luozaitabaiyishang，zhuiyidiandianhong。yipiantaohualuoyutalianjian，tashenchushouxiangyaobaneipianhuabannaqi，julitazhiyoujicunzhiyaoshi，tazhengkaileshuangyan。
yishuangtaohuayanyouweipiaoliang，rangrenbuzijuechenmiqizhong。zhishizheibanmeilideshuangmou，cikelimianqueshisisifangbeiyuqingleng，yixiazijurenyuqianli，rangrenyixiazifangruodierulelengjiao。
tayouxiewucuo，shenchudeshoujiuzheiyangshengshengtingzaineier，taculecumei，dongledongshenzi，lianshangdehuabanhualuo，tahuanhuanjiangshoushouhuiqu。
daizhexiexucixingdesangyinxiangqi：“taoyao，fangcainilianshangluoleyipiantaohua，wozhengyaonaxiata，nibianxingle。”zheisuanshijieshilefangcaitashenshoudeyuanyou。
tazhanqishenlai，qinglengdemouziwangzheta：“buzhishangshenjinrilaiwotaoyaodianyouheshi？”
shangshen？taluchuleyigekusedexiaorong：“taoyao，niwoyixiangshisanbainian，rujinnirengchengwo‘shangshen’？jiubunenghuanwo‘zhangqin’ma？”
taqinglengdemouzishanshuolejici，youxieduobizhiyi：“taoyaobuguoshiyixianzi，naganzhihushangshenminghao？”
talianshangdexiaorongyujiakusele，wangzhetademouziyouxietongku，kemouzhongjinxianduitadeshenqing。
erjutamenbuyuanchu，lianchipangzhanzheyinanziyuyinvzi，nanziyunvzijiezheyixiqingyi，rongmaosuibibushangzhanzaitaoshudixiadeerren，queyeshijunmeidongren，yiduibiren。
“qinglian，nizaizheierdengwo。”nanziroushengxiangnvzishuodao。
nvzicumei，yanjianjinshidanyou：“lingguang，zhenyaorucima？”
nanzijiandingdidianlediantou：“nidengwopianke”，shuozhebianchaotaoshuxiadeliangrenzouqu。
“hahaha，zhangqinniyoulaitaoyaozheierle。”shuanglangdexiaoshengchuanchu，liangrenqiqikanxiangta。
zhanyutaoshuxiadenanzixiaolexiao：“lingguang”，ernvzipieletayiyan，luchulveweiwuyudeshenqing，quejinxianqinjinyiwei。
huanzuo“lingguang”denanziwangxiangliangren，tanqishuodao：“ai，nimenlianggea，zhenshi…wokanjiushitaoyaoni，ai，wokanbuxiaqule，nimenkebieguaiwo。”shuozhebianhuishouxiangliangrenshishu，liangrenduitameiyourenhefangbei，qiqizhonglefashu。
erhou，tashuangshoujieshu，zaicishifa，youshouyihui，yishunjian，yanqiandeliangrenjingxiaoshileshenying。
zheishi，yizhibaimaopaojin，jishengdao：“lingguangnigelaomaque，nizuoleshenme？nibazhurenzenmele？！”
lingguangshenjunkanzheyanqiandebaimao，xiaodao：“wojingwangleni，jishiruci，bailingnibianyesuitamenquba”，shuozhexiangbailingshileyigefa。
zaihuishouzhiji，tatinglexialai，takanzheyanqianmeilejiyidebailing，zaicishifa：“jiranruci，nibianhuaweixitongqusanqianshijiezhiyintamenba，xiangbanfarangtaaishangta。”tatingdunpianke：“si~buguoyebunengyizhidaizaineier，wocaitaoyaozhiyaodongdeleqingai，bidinghuiaishangzhangqin。neibianyi38geshijieweiqixianba，duguo38geshijiebianhuilaiba。”
renwuchuanjinbailingdeyishizhong，erhoutabianhuishoubabailingsongqulesanqianshijie。
zhanzailianchipangdenvzimanmankaojin，jingyadikanzheta：“lingguangnizhei…zhendenengxingma？zheiyangtaoyaobianzhendenengaishangtama？”
lingguangshenjundao：“bidingnengxing，taoyaotazhishimeiyoujingliguoqingai，dengdaolesanqianshijie，jinglileqingai，binengyutaizizhangqinxiangai。”
nvzidanyoudao：“keruoshi38geshijieguohou，tarengmeiyouaishangzhangqinshangshen，neigairuhe？”
lingguangshenjunwenyanxinzhongyeyouxiedanyou：“ruoshiruci，neiwoyewufale。buguoqinglian，woxiangxinhuichenggongde。”talianshangzaiciluchuzixindexiaorong。
qinglianbeitadexiaorongsuoganran，xiaodao：“nirujinhainengxiaochulai，dengtaoyaohuilai，bishiyaobalenidepi、banidiaoqilaitongdasantiancaikenbaxiu，kandaoshinihaixiaobuxiaodechulai。”
lingguangwenyan，lianshunjiankualexialai：“wozheibuyeshiweitamenzhexiangma？zheitaoyaoshiweijingqingai，zhangqinkeshishenaitasanbainian，kenikantaoyaonacibushiduozhebizheta？wodouweizhangqinmingyuana。daoshitaoyaohuilaile，qingliannikedeweiwoshuohuaa，burannidefujunkejiuyaobeitazhemosile。”
qinglianxiaochulesheng：“wokebuhuilanzhe，jiaoxunniyiduncaihaoni。”
lingguangwenyan，aiyuandikanzheta，tawufa，dao：“haohaohao，daoshiwokendingbangnilanyilan。”tawenyan，zailuxiaoyan。
yucitongshi，sanqianshijiezhong，huaweixitongdebailingchuzaitadekongjianzhong，yiketaoshuxia，yigekongbaimianbanshangxianchuzilai：“taoyao，lingyunpai，dujieqi。”
xiayishun，yigenvzichuxianzaikongjianzhong，zhengshitaoyao，tazhengyufangjianbiguan，queganshoudaoshenmelilianglachezheta，cikejiuchuxianzailezheili。
takanzheyanqiandetaoshu，kanzheneimianbanshangchuxiandezi，shuangyanweimi。
“taoyao。”congmianbanchuanlaideshengyin？
“herenzaishuohua？”tayouxiefangbei，yanshenlingli。
“wojiushiniyanqiandemianban，woshixitong，nishiwodesuzhu。”
tayihuowanfen：“xitong？suzhu？zheishishenme？woweihehuichuxianzaicichu？”
“zheishiniderenwu，nibixuyouliyu38geshijie，wanchengmeigeshijiederenwucainenghuidaoniyuanlaideshijie，wohuiyiqingkuangjiyunibangzhu。”
tashuangyanweimi：“woweiheyaozuozheirenwu？ruoshibunengwanchengni？”
“zhei…wulunruhezheishinibixuwanchengderenwu，ruoshibunengwancheng，nidelinghunbianhuixiaosanyutiandijian，routiyejiangfulan，congcishijianbianzaiwunitaoyaoyirenle。”
taweiminzuichun，nannanzhe：“shima？38geshijie…”，tingdunpianke：“jishiruci，neibianquba。”
xiayishun，xitongshishu，tiandizhuanhuan。
tazhengkaishuangyan，zuoqishen，faxianzijitangzaiyigerouruandetashang，zheishiyijianxiaowuzi，wuneiyouxieqiqiguaiguaidedongxi，congweijianguo，yigezhuozishangfangmanleshuji。
youshengyincongnaohaizhongchuanlai：“suzhu，zheibianshinidediyigeshijiele。”
tazhoumei：“nishixitong，weihezaiwodenaohaizhongshuohua？chulai！”
xitongjiantashifenbuxi，momingdiyouxiehaipa，manghuachuxinglai。zhijianyanqianchuxianyizhibaisepimao、lansetongkong、shenxingyonglandemaolai，maokaikoushuohuale：“suzhu。”
tayouxiejingya：“nijinghuachengleyizhimao？”
“怎么了？”
“…无事。”
“zheishidiyigeshijie，wokeyitongguonideyishiyunijiaoliu，zheiyehuifangbianhenduo。”
tacumei：“neiwodeyishiqibushihuibeiniqiaojian？”
“nifangxin，wozhihuizaibufangbiandeshihouyuniyongyishijiaoliu，juebuhuisizitoukannideyishi。”
“…neiwozaizheigeshijiederenwushishenme？”
baimaoshuohua：“nizaizheigeshijiejiaozuosutaoyao，shiqisui，shiyigeduashiyizhonggaosanerbandegaozhongsheng，yigerenzaiwaizufangjuzhu。tayiyouyichengjijinrugaozhong，shiyizhongdexiaohua，keshihoulaichengjiquegenbushang，shenbianbuduanyourenfengci，tawanquansangshilexinxin。tadeyuanwangbianshichengweixueba，kaoshanghaodedaxue。”
taliqingsilu：“neiwoderenwubianshijiangchengjitishangqu，kaoruhaodaxue？”
baimaodianlediantou：“shide。”
takanzhedianlediantoudebaimao，momingyouxiexigan，chunjiaojianjianxianchuyigehudulai：“jirannihuachengleyizhimao，yedeyoumingzicaixing，baise，youlingqi，neibianhuanzuo‘bailing’ba，yihouwobianhuanni‘bailing’le。‘suzhu’‘xitong’shenmedejiusuanle，nijiuhuanwo‘zhuren’ba。”
baimaozhenjingdikanzheta，kanzhetayouxieqiangyingdetaidu，xinzhongjingyouxieweiju，diantoufuruanle。