快穿：这个蠢萌系统不靠谱
《快穿：这个蠢萌系统不靠谱》 小说介绍
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《快穿：这个蠢萌系统不靠谱》 第2章 第一个世界（一） 免费试读
“neiwoxianzaigairuhewanchengzheirenwu？”tabaozhebailingwendao。
bailingbeitabaozaihuaijian，youxiesesefadou：“zhei…zhurennixianzaideshouyaorenwubianshiyaoshuxizheilideyiqie，qianwanbunengbeirenzhixiaonideshenfen。”
tadianlediantou，kanzhefangjianzhonggezhongqiqiguaiguaidedongxi，youxieqiyi。
“zheitadaoshiyouxieshufu。”
“zhuren，zaizheigeshijie，zheigejiaozuo‘chuang’，bushita。”
“zheigeheisepingmudeshihewu？zenderuciqiguai？”
“zhuren，zheijiaozuo‘shouji’，keyiyonglaiyurentonghua、tongxin，haiyougezhongruanjian，keyiwanyouxi、kandianshidianyingdongman、tingge、maidongxidengdeng。”
“e~jingrucishenqi。”
“bailing，zheigemaozhefengdeyuanwushishenme？”
“zhuren，neishidianfengshan，gandaoyanreshikeyichadianchuifeng，sanqureqi。”
“bailing，zheigezhangzhangde、daiyoujicunruanmaodeshishenme？”
“zhuren，neishiyashua，zaowanjishangyagao，shiyonglaishuayade。”
“白灵，这个…”
bailingzhangzhangdihuleyikouqi：“zhuren，yijingzaoshangqidianle，gaiquxuexiaoshangkele。”
“好，那便去吧。”
“buguozhuren，xuexiaobuzhundaichongwujinru，wobunenggenzhequ，zhinengyongyishihezhurenjiaoliule。”
tawenyandianlediantou，fangxialebailing，erhouhuanshanglexiaofu，yizhebailingdezhiyinlaidaolexuexiao。
“wa，nikan，neishisutaoyao，xiaohuaye，haopiaolianga。”
“wuwa，xiaohuaye”，yishengxiangliangdekoushaoshengxiangqi。
tacumei，huitoubunaidikanleneiliangnanshengyiyan，yanshenlingli。liangrenbujindalegehanzhan。
“ke…zheixiaohuajintianzenmezheimeaa，youdianshuaia。”
tameilitamen，jixuwangjiaoshizouqu，youxieyihuo，zainaohaizhongwenbailing：“tamenshuodeashishenme？”
bailingshuodao：“ashuodeshigong、henqiangdeyisi，shuodeshigongyilian、baqiceloudeganjue。tamenshishuonibaqicelouhenshuai，shizaichengzanni。”
taoyaoculecumei，jixuwangqianzou。
jiezhetalaidaoleerloujiaoshi，limianrenyijinglaideqiqibabale，tasuibailingdezhiyinlaidaoletadezuowei，tapiaoleyiyanheiban，heibandezuoxiajiaoxiezhe“jugaokaojinsheng81tian”。zheishi，yigezhangxiangtianmeidenvshengzoudaoleshenbian：“taoyao，nijintianzenmelaidezheimewana？”
bailingzheishishuodao：“zheishinidehaoyoulinxiaoran，shuoshihaoyou，qishiandiliyouqijiduni，zongshiandilihebierenshuonidehuaihua，biaomianyitaobeimianyitao，hentaorenyan。”
tawenyan，culecumei：“henwanma？buguoqidiansishi，bushihaimeidaobadianma？”
linxiaoranwenyan，ganshoudaotadebunai，shanshandilikaile。
zheishitadeqianzhuoyutongzhuoqiqihuitoukanzheta，bailinglianmangshuodao：“zheigenande，nidetongzhuo，jiaoliusheng，nihenshaohetashuohua。zheigenvde，nideqianzhuo，wuqin，tixingguonilinxiaoranbiaolibuyi，nimeiyouzaiyi。”
liushengjingyadikanzheta：“nijintianzenmehetazheimeshuohua？yiqiankannimenbutinghaoma？”wuqinyejingyadikanzheta。
tadandanshuodao：“meishenme，zhishixianzaizhixiaoleweiren。”
wuqinshuodao：“zaohenishuole，tabiaolibuyi，xianzaizhidaoleyehao，zuitaoyanzheizhongrenle。”
jiezhesanrendoumeiyouyanyu，bailingchenzhezheijianxishuodao：“duile，zhuren，wohaimeiyoubanigaozhongsuoxuedezhishichuanjini，woxianzaijiubazhishichuanjini。”
xiayike，tadenaohaizhongbianchuxianlexuduoxuekedezhishi。tazhenglezheng：“zenmezheimeduo？”
“shia，zheigeshijiederenhaocana，juranyaoxuezheimeduodezhishi，zongshiyaokaoshi，yiqianshiyuekao、qizhong、qimo，xianzaihaiyouzhoukao，yihoumeitiandouyaozuojuanzi，taicanle。”
zheishi，lingshengxiangqi，diyijiekeshangkele，shishengwuke。tafankailekeben，yijingfuxidaomengdeerdewandouzajiaoshiyanle。
laoshizaiheibanshangxiezhezi，zaijiangzhuoshangjiangke：“jiangf1daichunzhongaabbyuchunzhongaabbzajiao，suodehoudaif2daiweiaabb，zaijianghoudaiaabbyuqindaiyinxingchunhegetiaabbjinxingzajiao…”
tafantengzhenaohaizhongdezhishi，gezhongciyushanxian，yijuhuayoushanxianchulai：youshenmebudong，yidingyaoduowen。
tayouxieyihuo：“zheibusuanshi**ma？”
liushengtingdaoletadehuayu：“**，puhaha…**…hahaha…”
liushengdeshengyinbeihenduorentingdao，dunshibanjilixiaodeshangqibujiexiaqi，youqishiliusheng，takanzhetayilianrenzhendishuochuzheihua，kuaiyaobeitaxiaosile。
tayouqiyihuo，zainaohaizhongwenbailing：“zheishizenmeyihuishi？nandaobushima？”
bailingshuodao：“woyongbaidusoudao：**，shiluanqin、luanbei、luanzu、luanmendidezongcheng，xiantezhijinqinxingjiao。woyebuzhidaotamenxiaoshenmeye，huibuhuishi**zhishitezhirena？yinggaibingbubaokuowandouba，ng，jiushizheiyang。”
tawenyandianlediantou，yuanlaishizheiyanga。
xiakehou，liushengkanzhetazhibuzhudixiao：“woshuoxiaohuaa，yiqianyemeifaxiannizheimedoubia，nizenmezheimegaoxiaoa，**，hahaha，zheiwokeyixiaoyinian，haha。”
taculecumei：“xiaoyinian？juwosuozhizhonglexiaoxuehou，ruoshilianxuxiaoshangjitian，bishihaowuliqi，nijingnengxiaoyinian？”tadegongliyouzheibanqiangma？
“puhahaha，nikexiaosiwole，hahahaha。”
shangwudekeshangwanle，dajiafenfenzouxiangshitang，bailingshuotazhishiwanshangzaiwaimianzhu，sancanhaishizaishitangchide，tabiansuizhezhongrenzouxiangshitang。
linxiaoranzouguolai，xiaozheshuodao：“taoyao，womenyiqiqushitangchifana。”
tabuxiangkandaolinxiaoran：“buyongle”，shuozhebianyigerenxiangqianzouqu，liuxialinxiaoranyigerenjiangyingzhelianzhanzaiyuandi，yilianbukesiyi。
wuqinxiangtazoujin：“woheniyiqiquchifanba。”
takanleyanwuqin，dianlediantou。ranhoutamenbianzoudaoleshitang，dianlexiangchidefancai，zuodaolecanzhuoshang。takanzheyanqiandefancai，buzijuedicujinlemeitou，kuaiziyidianyidiandiwangwaitiaozhe。
wuqinwendao：“nizenmele？nizheishibuchicongma？”
她蹙着眉点了点头。
bailingkanzhezheiyimu，ganshoudaotameijiandefanzao，ganjinsuozaiyichusesefadou，xianglaitakeshidujieqidaneng，chishibishizhuanrenanpaide，dingshiwanquanzhidaotadexihao，xianzaiquezaizheilichizhebuaichidefancai，zuikuihuoshousesefadou。
tayuwuqinchiwanfan，huidaolejiaoshi，xiuxilexujiu，youdaolexiawushangkedeshihou。shangwanyijiekehou，turanjianjiaoshiwaimianyituanluanzaozao，yourenjiaozhetademingzi，shuoshiyourenjiaota。
tayihuozhezoudaojiaoshiwai，zhijianwaimianzhanzhexuduoren，qizhongyigenanshengzouchulai，nazheyiheqiaokeliheyishuhongsemeiguihua，xiangtazoujin：“sutaoyao，woxihuanni，zuowodenvpengyouba。”
shenpangderendoufenfenqihong：“zaiyiqi，zaiyiqi，zaiyiqi！”
caozadeshengyinchuanjinerzhong，momingfanzao：“bizui。”
yishunjiandajiadoumeileshengyin，takanxiangneinansheng，shuodao：“woduinimeiyounannvzhiqing。”shuozhebianhuitouzoujinlejiaoshi，buzaiguanwaimiandeshengyin。
jiaoshiwaineibiaobaidenanshengjusangwanfen，shenpangqihongderendoumeileshengyin，yigexiaoxiaodeshengyinshuodao：“zheixiaohuahaoyougexinga，ganggangneiyisheng‘bizui’zhenshishuaibaole，houmiantashuo‘meiyounannvzhiqing’，womomingyouxiexiangxiaoyehaha。”
yitiandekedoushangwanle，taoyaohuidaolezuzhudewuzi。
yinweitaoyaobuxiangchiquanshicongjiangsuandecai，suoyi，wanshangbingmeiyouchifan。bailinglikehuachengbaimaoqianlaiyingjie：“zhuren，niwanshangmeiyouchidongxi，xianzaiema？xiangyaochishenme？”
tasisuoyifan：“…wobuzhidao。”
bailingbianlebian，yanqiandezhuozishangjiuchuxianlefancai，xiangqisiyi，quandoumeiyoujiacongjiangsuan：“zhuren，zheishiwoyonglinglisuohua，niyaochichikanhebuhekouweima？”
tawenyanzuodaolezhuoqian，dongledongkuaizi，shuangyanliangle：“haibucuo，zuodehao。”shuozhemolemobailingtoushangdemaofa。
bailingxiangshoudicengleceng，huiguoshenlai，tazheishizuoshenme？nikeshigexitonga，niyoubushizhenzhengdemao，haiyou，zheibantaohaotazuoshenme？！
tachizhefan，bailingzaiyipangnazheshouji，yongmaorongrongdezhuazidiankaileshouji，jinruleyigejiaozuokaixinxiaoxiaoledeyouxi：“woxiao，woxiao，wozaixiao，haha，guoguanle。”
tachiwanfan，kanzheshenpangdemaowanzheshouji，youxieyihuo：“bailing，nizaizuoshenme？”
“a？wozaiwanyouxia。”
“玩游戏？”
bailingjiangshoujidijita：“shia，kaixinxiaoxiaole，dajiadouzaiwandeguominshouyou，xiaochugezhongdaimengxiaodongwu，texiaodazhaoyiqifang。tebiehaowan，zhurenniyaobuyaowana？woyijingwandao37guanle。”
tadiankaidi38guan，bailingzaiyipangjiaozhe：“duidui，jiushizheiyang，wangyouyi，texiaochuxianle，xiaota，babingchule，duidui，wa，sixingguoguan，zhurennihaobanga。”
takanzheshouzhongdeshouji，dianlediantou：“queshihenhaowan，zheishoujijiuguiwole。”
bailingaiyuandikanzheta：“bieya，zhuren，woyexiangwana。”
tayanshenyipiao，bailingshunjianlaoshile：“zhuren，niwan，woshenmedoumeiyoushuo。”