抠门害我得热射病，重生后我打脸极品婆婆
《抠门害我得热射病，重生后我打脸极品婆婆》 小说介绍
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《抠门害我得热射病，重生后我打脸极品婆婆》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
我有一个极品婆婆。
tatebiekoumen，weilejieyuejibaikuaiqiandedianfei，xiatianlengshibushedekaikongdiao。
haizaisanfutianlazhewomenquanjiaqushaibei，zaiduladeritouxiahongkao。
yinweiwoshuoleyiju“zheimeredetianqichuqushai，huisirende”，popoduiwohuaihenzaixin，shuowozhoutasi。
xiaoguziyezhanchulaichaofengwo。
“sanfutianshaibeishiyoukexueyijude，xiangnizheizhongdushudushadeshudaizizenmehuidong！”
popohexiaoguzibawobangqilai，rengdaotaiyangdixiashai。
jieguobuchusantian，wojiudelereshebing，quanshenqiguanshuaijieersi。
sihoupopoyilianbuxie，shuoguaiwomingduan。
dengwozaicizhengkaiyan，zhongshenghuidaopopoguanshangkongdiao，lazhequanjiachuqushaibeideneitian。
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“kexuejiadoushuole，bunengzhengtianchuikongdiao，huidekongdiaobingde。”
popoguoduanguandiaolejialidesuoyoukongdiao，lazhewomenquanjiasuoyourenxialou，meiqimingyuequshaibei。
waimianshijiangjin40dudegaowen，mayipazaidishangdounengkaoshu。
qianshitayezheiyangkoumen，weileshengjibaikuaiqiandedianfei，daretiandebawomenquandougandaolouxia。
shuoshiquanjiarenyiqi，jieguohelaogongzuozaishuyindixiakenzhexigua，rangxiaoguzihewozhanzaidularitouxiamianshai。
wotichu**，“jiangjin40dudegaowen，bunengzheiyangpushai，huisirende。”
婆婆当场就冷了脸。
tashuoshiwoguyizhisangmahuaidezhoutasi，yushiduiwohuaihenzaixin。
xiaoguzidujuanshaidemiansefahong，yezhanchulaichaofengwo。
“sanfutianshaibeishiyoukexueyijude，xiangnizheizhongdushudushadeshudaizizenmehuidong！”
xiaoguzigaozhongxueli，meishangdaodaxuejiuchuoxuele。
tacongduanshipinlikandaoyixieluanqibazaodedongxi，jiulaizhiyiwozheigeshuoshi。
houlaitamenlianggezhaolegenliangyisheng，bawokunzhu，rengdaotaiyangdixiashai。
haishuowowunizhangbei，weifanledujiajiagui。
rangwozaiduladeritouxia，shaibugouliugexiaoshi，jiuburangwochiwanfan。
jieguobuchusantian，wojiudelereshebing，duzilihuailelianggeyuedehaiziyeliuchanle。
jiuhuchebawotaizoudeshihou，popohaiyilianbishi，“shentisuzhizheimecha，zenmenengzuowodeerxifuer！”
wobeitaidaoyiyuan，jiuyijingqiguanshuaijie，meiqiangjiuguolai。
dezhiwosihou，popobujinmeiyousihaohouhui，fanerhaiyilianbuxie，guaiwozijimingduan。
rujinkandaopopoyilianrenzhendenaqibandeng，xianggancangyingyiyangbawomenwanglouxiagan。
wohaobuyouyulinqibao，tongtongkuaikuaixialelou。
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poposhoulihaibaozhebangexigua，chongzhewodahan。
“qulouxiashaibei，yongbuzhenabaode，babaofangxia。”
woliantoudoumeihui，shengyinlimaodaizhexiaoyishuo。
“ma，nihedujuanyikuaierqushaiba，woyoudianshihuiniangjiayitang。”
laoniangyoubusha，doubeinihaisiguoyihuile。
才不会上当第二次。
popomeixiangdaowojuranhuiniangjia，tahanwodeshengyinzaishenhouzhentianxiang，wozhiruowangwen。
huidaoniangjiazhihou，woyouhuifulexiaogongzhudedaiyu。
womajiwoqiehaolexiguafangzaikongdiaofangli，peizhewoyibianzhuijuyibianliaotian。
guolebudaobantian，popokaishiledianhuahongzha。
wozhijuedefan，guyizhuangmeitingjian，bashoujiliangzaiyibian。
我妈皱着眉头劝我。
“yueyue，tahaodaiyeshinipopo，wanyidadianhuazhaonishiyoushenmeyaojinshierni？”
womayixiangzunshizhongdao，duiwojiajiaoyetebieyange。
suiranpopozuodemouxieshitebieguofen，dantabijingshizhangbei，womabuyunxuwomeiyousuyang。
zaiwomadeducuxia，wojietonglepopodedianhua。
duimianchuanlaiyizhencierdehedongshihou。
“shangyue！niganshenmequle？kuaidianjiwohuilai。”
“zanmenyijiarenyiqisanfutianshaibei，yigedoubunengshao，jiusuanshinibuxiangshaiyekeyigenmashuo，zhudayigepeiban。”
“erqieniduzilihuaizhehaizi，yishengdoushuolebixuyaojingchangshaishaitaiyang，bubugai，zenmekeyitoulan？”
“nizheiyangshuozoujiuzou，zheibushidawodelianma？”
popozaidianhuaneitouyoushikuhan，youshidaqiganqingpai。
worenbuzhufanlegebaiyan。
bujiushiweileshengjibaikuaiqiandedianfeima？haizhaolaineimeduoliyou。
tashuowoyitianbuhuiqu，jiumeige5fenzhongdadianhuajiaowohuilai。
wolingjiyidong，xiaozheshuo。
“neinimenzailouxiadengzhewohaole。”
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worangwomadaizhesiji，kaizhejialiyizhibuyongdeneilianghaohuafangchesongwohuiqu。
qianshi，popoyinweijiduwojiajiatingtiaojianhao，pazijijiabeibixiaqu，youpaluodeyigegaopandemingsheng。
suoyifangcheyeburangwokai，sijiyeburangwoyong。
jializhimaiyiliangche，haishijiwolaogongduzitengshangbandeshihoukai，meiciwoxuyaochumendoubixurangwodachecaixing。
qianshishuoqilaiyeshiwosha，weilesuoweidejiatinghemu，buduanweiquqiuquan。
guozhentingxinlepopodehua，chumenliancheyebugankai，zaijialikongdiaoyebunengchui。
huaizhelianggeyuedeshenyun，jiubeipopoladaolouxiaqushaitaiyang。
kexianzaiwoyijingshisiguoyiciderenle，duanranbuhuizaixiangqianshineiyangyuchun。
jirantamenxiangshai，neijiurangtamenshaiquba。
sijikaizhefangchelazhewotingzailewomenxiaoqulouxia。
sizhoudelinjumeijianguozheimehaohuadefangche，xingfendezhanqilaizhizhidiandian。
“zheishinajiadedahurenjiaya？juranhaiyoufangche。zhenshiyouqianren！”
“tianna，wohuoleyibeizihaimeijianguozheimedadefangcheni，yaoshinengrangwozuoyizuo，zheibeiziyezhile！”
“ei，nimenkankanlimiandeneigexiaoguniangshibushiyoudianermianshu？”
fangchelidekongdiaohenshufu，wochizhebingqilin，tangzaifangchedexiaochuangshang，lakailechuanglian。
weiweiyixiaochaozhetamendazhaohu。
“zhangyi，lishener，nimenhaoya！”
tamenlengzhu，“juranshidujiadeerxifushangyue！”
jinjiezheshangqianlaihewotaojinhu，“yueyue，nijiazheishishenmeshihoumaidefangcheya？zheimeqipai。”
womeiyoushuohua，muguangyixiangyuanchu，kandaopopohexiaoguzitieqingzheyizhanglian，yuanyuanzhushizhewo。
popoyilianjidudechouzhewodefangche，meitouzhouchenglechuanzixing。
tashangqianlaibakanrenaodeneixielinjuganzou，duizhewojiushiyishengdahou。
“shangyue，nizheishiwandenayichu？”
“womendouzhidaoniniangjiayouqian，dannizheiyangkaizhefangchelaixuanyao，bushidawomendujiarendelianma？”
“wominglingnixianzaijiwoxialai，quguaiguaishaibei，jiubusuanniweibeiledujiajiagui。”
“fouzedehuawofeidebaniwunizhangbeidexingwei，shuojiwoerzitingting，rangtagennilihun！”
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我忍不住笑了。
bujinmeiyoudong，faneryouxiandeyouchileyikoubingqilin，yonglandegaosuta。
“ma，nibushizaidianhualishuojiusuanwobuxiangshaitaiyang，yekeyizhudayigepeibanma。”
“xianzaiwozheibushilaipeinimenle。”
“nihedujuanneimexihuanshai，womendoushiyijiaren，yebuhaopaoqinimen，neiwojiuzaizheilipeizhenimenhaola。”
wozheihuayishuowan，popodunshiqideliansetieqing。
danwoshuodehuameiyoumaobing，erqieneitongdianhuayijingbeiwoluxiayinlaile，jiusuanshitaxiangfourenyemeizhe。
popohenhendenglewoyiyan，duqisideshuo：
“xiangnizheiyangdeerxifu，dangchuwojiubutongyiqujinjiamen，zhenshigehuohai！”
我才不想理会狗叫。
bijingwunengderen，chulezuishangwumiemanmabierenzhiwai，jiumeiyoubiedebenshile。
popozhendeshishuangbiaoyouxuweizhiji。
shuoshiquanjiayiqichulaishaibei，guolemeiduojiu，tajiushuozijiyaoteng，tuiteng，paodaoshuyindixialiangkuaiqule。
zhishengxiaxiaoguzidujuan，zaitaiyangdixiashaidemianhongerchi，etoushangdehandoudiluozaidishangle。
sanfutianshaibeiqueshiyouliyuqushiqi，shengfayangqi，danqiantishiyaohelishai，shijianyebuyiguozhang。
keshixiaoguzizaiwangshangkanlexieluanqibazaodeyanlun，jiumangmuxiangxinle。
yiweishaideshijianyuezhangyuehao，taredehanzhudadidadideluo，quehaishihenhendengzhewodefangxiang。
“youfangcheyoushenmelebuqide？zhiyaowoxiangzuo，wogeyenengjiwomai！”
“genghekuangnijiayouqianyouzenyang，daoshihousuoyoudecaichanheqianbuquandoushiwogede！”
tayiweizugouxiaosheng，bierentingbudao。
ketabuzhidaowodexingquaihaojiushixuexichunxing，zaojiutingdongtazaishuoshenmele。
wotangzaifangcheliyouxianerliangkuai，shufudeshuileyijue，xinglaizhihoufaxianxiaoguziyijingshaidetilibuzhi，kuaiyaozhanbuwenle。
popohaizuozaishuyindixiadayanbucan。
“dujuan，jianchizhu！chidekuzhongku，fangzuorenshangren。”
“mouxierenbuxiangshaitaiyang，tazheizhongbunengchikuderenjiusuanshishengxiahaizigujiyeshitiruoduobing，nikebiexueta！”
好一招指桑骂槐。
wolengxiaoyisheng，kanleyiyanshoubiaoshangdeshijian，xiawuliangdianban，zhengshizuiredeshihou。
wogangxiangwensijiebue，quqingtachidunfan，jiuzaizheishiwaimianhuranchuanlaiyidaojinghusheng。
“杜娟！”
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woniutouwangguoqu，xiaoguzidaozaidishang，popochongguoqubatafuzhu，nabeizipoletayilianlengshui。
dujuanmimihuhudexingzhuanguolai，lianshangdepifudoushaishangle。
tazhouzhemeitoukanxiangpopo，“ma，wohaoxiangzhongshule，nengbunengrangwoqusaozidefangchelixieyixie......”
popoerhuabushuo，jiudaizhexiaoguzilaizawodefangchemen。
“shangyue，fanzhengzheimedadefangche，niyigerendaizheyeshidaizhe，rangdujuanjinlaixieyixie。”
我了然一笑。
ganggangzuozaifangcheliguanchaneimejiule，youzenmehuibuzhidaotamendexiaoxinsi？
woxiaozheshuo，“keyia，dujuankeyijinlaixiuxiyihuier。”
fangchemendakaideneiyishunjian，dujuanyebuwujingdacaile，shunjianxingfenqilai。
popoyanliyeshanyaozhexingfendeguang，lianggerenyikuaierwangwofangchelimianji。
jiuzaizheishi，sijilanzhulepopo。
“duibuqi，women**meirangninjin。”
popodunshinaonudekanxiangwo，“shangyue，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
“nizheifangchelikaizhekongdiao，zijizaizheilichuizheliangkuai，fandaorangwozheigezhangbeizaiwaimianshaitaiyangshibushi？”
我脸上笑意更浓。
“ma，nizenmewangle，kexuejiashuole，chuikongdiaoduishentibuhao，xuyaoquwaimianshaitaiyang。”
wobatadeyuanhuafenghai，“woyeshiweilenindeshentizhexiang，suoyicaiburangnijinde，erqieganggangniyizhizaishuyinxiachengliang，ninhaishiganjinqushaitaiyangba，zaimocengtaiyangjiuyaoluoshanle。”
woxiaozherangsijiguanshanglefangchemen，popobeijilexiaqu，yiliantieqingdedengzhewo。
wobangdujuandaoleyibeishuidijita，“rehuaileba？”
dujuanfeidanmeiyoujie，haiyilianchixiaodeqiaozhewo，manyandoushihenyihejidu。
“saozi，nijialiyouzheimehaodefangche，weishenmebukaiguolai？”
“fangchelihaizheimeliangkuai，nizaodiankaiguolai，zanmabujiuburangzanmenqushaitaiyanglema？”
woxinliyigedeng，tazheimekuaijiubaxinlihuajishuochulaile。
yuanbenwotixudujuanchushengzaizheigezhongnanqingnvdejiali，chuchubeiqifu，beibianyuanhua，suoyizongshinengbangjiubangtayiba。
quemeixiangdao，tacongtoudaoweidoushigentamachuantongzaiyiqi，guyiqifuwo，burangwohaoguode。
woshouhuibeizi，lianshangdexiaoyiyedanqule。