《抠门害我得热射病,重生后我打脸极品婆婆》 小说介绍
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《抠门害我得热射病,重生后我打脸极品婆婆》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
我有一个极品婆婆。
tatebiekoumen,weilejieyuejibaikuaiqiandedianfei,xiatianlengshibushedekaikongdiao。
haizaisanfutianlazhewomenquanjiaqushaibei,zaiduladeritouxiahongkao。
yinweiwoshuoleyiju“zheimeredetianqichuqushai,huisirende”,popoduiwohuaihenzaixin,shuowozhoutasi。
xiaoguziyezhanchulaichaofengwo。
“sanfutianshaibeishiyoukexueyijude,xiangnizheizhongdushudushadeshudaizizenmehuidong!”
popohexiaoguzibawobangqilai,rengdaotaiyangdixiashai。
jieguobuchusantian,wojiudelereshebing,quanshenqiguanshuaijieersi。
sihoupopoyilianbuxie,shuoguaiwomingduan。
dengwozaicizhengkaiyan,zhongshenghuidaopopoguanshangkongdiao,lazhequanjiachuqushaibeideneitian。
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“kexuejiadoushuole,bunengzhengtianchuikongdiao,huidekongdiaobingde。”
popoguoduanguandiaolejialidesuoyoukongdiao,lazhewomenquanjiasuoyourenxialou,meiqimingyuequshaibei。
waimianshijiangjin40dudegaowen,mayipazaidishangdounengkaoshu。
qianshitayezheiyangkoumen,weileshengjibaikuaiqiandedianfei,daretiandebawomenquandougandaolouxia。
shuoshiquanjiarenyiqi,jieguohelaogongzuozaishuyindixiakenzhexigua,rangxiaoguzihewozhanzaidularitouxiamianshai。
wotichu**,“jiangjin40dudegaowen,bunengzheiyangpushai,huisirende。”
婆婆当场就冷了脸。
tashuoshiwoguyizhisangmahuaidezhoutasi,yushiduiwohuaihenzaixin。
xiaoguzidujuanshaidemiansefahong,yezhanchulaichaofengwo。
“sanfutianshaibeishiyoukexueyijude,xiangnizheizhongdushudushadeshudaizizenmehuidong!”
xiaoguzigaozhongxueli,meishangdaodaxuejiuchuoxuele。
tacongduanshipinlikandaoyixieluanqibazaodedongxi,jiulaizhiyiwozheigeshuoshi。
houlaitamenlianggezhaolegenliangyisheng,bawokunzhu,rengdaotaiyangdixiashai。
haishuowowunizhangbei,weifanledujiajiagui。
rangwozaiduladeritouxia,shaibugouliugexiaoshi,jiuburangwochiwanfan。
jieguobuchusantian,wojiudelereshebing,duzilihuailelianggeyuedehaiziyeliuchanle。
jiuhuchebawotaizoudeshihou,popohaiyilianbishi,“shentisuzhizheimecha,zenmenengzuowodeerxifuer!”
wobeitaidaoyiyuan,jiuyijingqiguanshuaijie,meiqiangjiuguolai。
dezhiwosihou,popobujinmeiyousihaohouhui,fanerhaiyilianbuxie,guaiwozijimingduan。
rujinkandaopopoyilianrenzhendenaqibandeng,xianggancangyingyiyangbawomenwanglouxiagan。
wohaobuyouyulinqibao,tongtongkuaikuaixialelou。
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poposhoulihaibaozhebangexigua,chongzhewodahan。
“qulouxiashaibei,yongbuzhenabaode,babaofangxia。”
woliantoudoumeihui,shengyinlimaodaizhexiaoyishuo。
“ma,nihedujuanyikuaierqushaiba,woyoudianshihuiniangjiayitang。”
laoniangyoubusha,doubeinihaisiguoyihuile。
才不会上当第二次。
popomeixiangdaowojuranhuiniangjia,tahanwodeshengyinzaishenhouzhentianxiang,wozhiruowangwen。
huidaoniangjiazhihou,woyouhuifulexiaogongzhudedaiyu。
womajiwoqiehaolexiguafangzaikongdiaofangli,peizhewoyibianzhuijuyibianliaotian。
guolebudaobantian,popokaishiledianhuahongzha。
wozhijuedefan,guyizhuangmeitingjian,bashoujiliangzaiyibian。
我妈皱着眉头劝我。
“yueyue,tahaodaiyeshinipopo,wanyidadianhuazhaonishiyoushenmeyaojinshierni?”
womayixiangzunshizhongdao,duiwojiajiaoyetebieyange。
suiranpopozuodemouxieshitebieguofen,dantabijingshizhangbei,womabuyunxuwomeiyousuyang。
zaiwomadeducuxia,wojietonglepopodedianhua。
duimianchuanlaiyizhencierdehedongshihou。
“shangyue!niganshenmequle?kuaidianjiwohuilai。”
“zanmenyijiarenyiqisanfutianshaibei,yigedoubunengshao,jiusuanshinibuxiangshaiyekeyigenmashuo,zhudayigepeiban。”
“erqieniduzilihuaizhehaizi,yishengdoushuolebixuyaojingchangshaishaitaiyang,bubugai,zenmekeyitoulan?”
“nizheiyangshuozoujiuzou,zheibushidawodelianma?”
popozaidianhuaneitouyoushikuhan,youshidaqiganqingpai。
worenbuzhufanlegebaiyan。
bujiushiweileshengjibaikuaiqiandedianfeima?haizhaolaineimeduoliyou。
tashuowoyitianbuhuiqu,jiumeige5fenzhongdadianhuajiaowohuilai。
wolingjiyidong,xiaozheshuo。
“neinimenzailouxiadengzhewohaole。”
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worangwomadaizhesiji,kaizhejialiyizhibuyongdeneilianghaohuafangchesongwohuiqu。
qianshi,popoyinweijiduwojiajiatingtiaojianhao,pazijijiabeibixiaqu,youpaluodeyigegaopandemingsheng。
suoyifangcheyeburangwokai,sijiyeburangwoyong。
jializhimaiyiliangche,haishijiwolaogongduzitengshangbandeshihoukai,meiciwoxuyaochumendoubixurangwodachecaixing。
qianshishuoqilaiyeshiwosha,weilesuoweidejiatinghemu,buduanweiquqiuquan。
guozhentingxinlepopodehua,chumenliancheyebugankai,zaijialikongdiaoyebunengchui。
huaizhelianggeyuedeshenyun,jiubeipopoladaolouxiaqushaitaiyang。
kexianzaiwoyijingshisiguoyiciderenle,duanranbuhuizaixiangqianshineiyangyuchun。
jirantamenxiangshai,neijiurangtamenshaiquba。
sijikaizhefangchelazhewotingzailewomenxiaoqulouxia。
sizhoudelinjumeijianguozheimehaohuadefangche,xingfendezhanqilaizhizhidiandian。
“zheishinajiadedahurenjiaya?juranhaiyoufangche。zhenshiyouqianren!”
“tianna,wohuoleyibeizihaimeijianguozheimedadefangcheni,yaoshinengrangwozuoyizuo,zheibeiziyezhile!”
“ei,nimenkankanlimiandeneigexiaoguniangshibushiyoudianermianshu?”
fangchelidekongdiaohenshufu,wochizhebingqilin,tangzaifangchedexiaochuangshang,lakailechuanglian。
weiweiyixiaochaozhetamendazhaohu。
“zhangyi,lishener,nimenhaoya!”
tamenlengzhu,“juranshidujiadeerxifushangyue!”
jinjiezheshangqianlaihewotaojinhu,“yueyue,nijiazheishishenmeshihoumaidefangcheya?zheimeqipai。”
womeiyoushuohua,muguangyixiangyuanchu,kandaopopohexiaoguzitieqingzheyizhanglian,yuanyuanzhushizhewo。
popoyilianjidudechouzhewodefangche,meitouzhouchenglechuanzixing。
tashangqianlaibakanrenaodeneixielinjuganzou,duizhewojiushiyishengdahou。
“shangyue,nizheishiwandenayichu?”
“womendouzhidaoniniangjiayouqian,dannizheiyangkaizhefangchelaixuanyao,bushidawomendujiarendelianma?”
“wominglingnixianzaijiwoxialai,quguaiguaishaibei,jiubusuanniweibeiledujiajiagui。”
“fouzedehuawofeidebaniwunizhangbeidexingwei,shuojiwoerzitingting,rangtagennilihun!”
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我忍不住笑了。
bujinmeiyoudong,faneryouxiandeyouchileyikoubingqilin,yonglandegaosuta。
“ma,nibushizaidianhualishuojiusuanwobuxiangshaitaiyang,yekeyizhudayigepeibanma。”
“xianzaiwozheibushilaipeinimenle。”
“nihedujuanneimexihuanshai,womendoushiyijiaren,yebuhaopaoqinimen,neiwojiuzaizheilipeizhenimenhaola。”
wozheihuayishuowan,popodunshiqideliansetieqing。
danwoshuodehuameiyoumaobing,erqieneitongdianhuayijingbeiwoluxiayinlaile,jiusuanshitaxiangfourenyemeizhe。
popohenhendenglewoyiyan,duqisideshuo:
“xiangnizheiyangdeerxifu,dangchuwojiubutongyiqujinjiamen,zhenshigehuohai!”
我才不想理会狗叫。
bijingwunengderen,chulezuishangwumiemanmabierenzhiwai,jiumeiyoubiedebenshile。
popozhendeshishuangbiaoyouxuweizhiji。
shuoshiquanjiayiqichulaishaibei,guolemeiduojiu,tajiushuozijiyaoteng,tuiteng,paodaoshuyindixialiangkuaiqule。
zhishengxiaxiaoguzidujuan,zaitaiyangdixiashaidemianhongerchi,etoushangdehandoudiluozaidishangle。
sanfutianshaibeiqueshiyouliyuqushiqi,shengfayangqi,danqiantishiyaohelishai,shijianyebuyiguozhang。
keshixiaoguzizaiwangshangkanlexieluanqibazaodeyanlun,jiumangmuxiangxinle。
yiweishaideshijianyuezhangyuehao,taredehanzhudadidadideluo,quehaishihenhendengzhewodefangxiang。
“youfangcheyoushenmelebuqide?zhiyaowoxiangzuo,wogeyenengjiwomai!”
“genghekuangnijiayouqianyouzenyang,daoshihousuoyoudecaichanheqianbuquandoushiwogede!”
tayiweizugouxiaosheng,bierentingbudao。
ketabuzhidaowodexingquaihaojiushixuexichunxing,zaojiutingdongtazaishuoshenmele。
wotangzaifangcheliyouxianerliangkuai,shufudeshuileyijue,xinglaizhihoufaxianxiaoguziyijingshaidetilibuzhi,kuaiyaozhanbuwenle。
popohaizuozaishuyindixiadayanbucan。
“dujuan,jianchizhu!chidekuzhongku,fangzuorenshangren。”
“mouxierenbuxiangshaitaiyang,tazheizhongbunengchikuderenjiusuanshishengxiahaizigujiyeshitiruoduobing,nikebiexueta!”
好一招指桑骂槐。
wolengxiaoyisheng,kanleyiyanshoubiaoshangdeshijian,xiawuliangdianban,zhengshizuiredeshihou。
wogangxiangwensijiebue,quqingtachidunfan,jiuzaizheishiwaimianhuranchuanlaiyidaojinghusheng。
“杜娟!”
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woniutouwangguoqu,xiaoguzidaozaidishang,popochongguoqubatafuzhu,nabeizipoletayilianlengshui。
dujuanmimihuhudexingzhuanguolai,lianshangdepifudoushaishangle。
tazhouzhemeitoukanxiangpopo,“ma,wohaoxiangzhongshule,nengbunengrangwoqusaozidefangchelixieyixie......”
popoerhuabushuo,jiudaizhexiaoguzilaizawodefangchemen。
“shangyue,fanzhengzheimedadefangche,niyigerendaizheyeshidaizhe,rangdujuanjinlaixieyixie。”
我了然一笑。
ganggangzuozaifangcheliguanchaneimejiule,youzenmehuibuzhidaotamendexiaoxinsi?
woxiaozheshuo,“keyia,dujuankeyijinlaixiuxiyihuier。”
fangchemendakaideneiyishunjian,dujuanyebuwujingdacaile,shunjianxingfenqilai。
popoyanliyeshanyaozhexingfendeguang,lianggerenyikuaierwangwofangchelimianji。
jiuzaizheishi,sijilanzhulepopo。
“duibuqi,women**meirangninjin。”
popodunshinaonudekanxiangwo,“shangyue,nizheishishenmeyisi?”
“nizheifangchelikaizhekongdiao,zijizaizheilichuizheliangkuai,fandaorangwozheigezhangbeizaiwaimianshaitaiyangshibushi?”
我脸上笑意更浓。
“ma,nizenmewangle,kexuejiashuole,chuikongdiaoduishentibuhao,xuyaoquwaimianshaitaiyang。”
wobatadeyuanhuafenghai,“woyeshiweilenindeshentizhexiang,suoyicaiburangnijinde,erqieganggangniyizhizaishuyinxiachengliang,ninhaishiganjinqushaitaiyangba,zaimocengtaiyangjiuyaoluoshanle。”
woxiaozherangsijiguanshanglefangchemen,popobeijilexiaqu,yiliantieqingdedengzhewo。
wobangdujuandaoleyibeishuidijita,“rehuaileba?”
dujuanfeidanmeiyoujie,haiyilianchixiaodeqiaozhewo,manyandoushihenyihejidu。
“saozi,nijialiyouzheimehaodefangche,weishenmebukaiguolai?”
“fangchelihaizheimeliangkuai,nizaodiankaiguolai,zanmabujiuburangzanmenqushaitaiyanglema?”
woxinliyigedeng,tazheimekuaijiubaxinlihuajishuochulaile。
yuanbenwotixudujuanchushengzaizheigezhongnanqingnvdejiali,chuchubeiqifu,beibianyuanhua,suoyizongshinengbangjiubangtayiba。
quemeixiangdao,tacongtoudaoweidoushigentamachuantongzaiyiqi,guyiqifuwo,burangwohaoguode。
woshouhuibeizi,lianshangdexiaoyiyedanqule。
抠门害我得热射病,重生后我打脸极品婆婆