开局自爆假太监，女帝乐了！
《开局自爆假太监，女帝乐了！》 小说介绍
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《开局自爆假太监，女帝乐了！》 第5章 免费试读
第5章
gonglideshenghuo，daoyeposhiwuhua。
chuleshangbanzhangang，qitashijianlintiandaoyeziyou，zhishihougongdangzhongyouzhuduodifangxianzhichuru。
buguo，haozailintianchenglehuangdidetieshentaijian。
suiwushiquan，danyediweibufan。
hougongdetaijiangongnvdanfanyujianta，douhuigongjingdihanshangyishenglingonggong。
zheiduanshijian，lintianyejibenjianghougongdedixinggouzaojimolegeqingchu。
huanggongfenweiliangdaquyu，waitingheneiting。
waitingzhuzhaleyulinjun，yejiushijinjun，shizhuanmenshouhuhuanggongdejundui。
chucizhiwai，neiwufu、qintianjian、huanyijudengdengbumen，douzaiwaiting。
neitingzeshihuangdishenghuodedifang，qizhongyoupangdadehougongqun，limianjibenshipinfei、gongnv、taijian。
chucizhiwai，zaiwuqita。
zheiyitian，lintianzhaochangzhangang。
danshijianyijinghenwanle，zheiqinyurouquehaizaiqianzhengdianpiyuezouzhe。
lintiandoukaishidahaqianle，kezheiqinyurouqueyijiujingshen。
“bixia，shichenbuzaole，gaijiuqinle。”lintianyouyupianke，haishichushengtixingdao。
“zhenjinwanjiushuizheilile。”
qinyurouqueshitouyemeitaidishuodao：“chuanzhenzhiyi，mingjinjuntonglingxiaofeng，lvjunzhushouqianzhengdianwai。”
“shi，bixia！”lintiankuzhelianshuodao。
kanlai......jinwanyoudepeizheaotongxiaole。
suihoutajiaolaichuanhuadetaijian，jiangqinyuroudehuachuanleguoqu。
lintianzhanlexujiu，youxiewuliao，dunshiwendao：“bixia，kanninchoumeikuliande，shibushiyoushenmeshiqingnanyijueze？”
“niyigexiaotaijian，dongshenme？”qinyuroutouyemeitaidishuodao。
“bixiameiwen，zenzhiwobudong？”
“哦？”
qinyuroutaiqitoulai，shenshizhelintian，sixiaofeixiaodao：“neinidaoshishuoshuo，zhenweiheyaozaizheiqianzhengdianxiexi？”
“bixiazheibushizaipiyuezouzhema？”
“zouzheeryi，banhuihougongyushufangyenengchuli。”
“wocai......”
lintiansisuodao：“bixiayidingshixintengwo，burenxinrangwobanzheimezhongdedongxi。”
qinyurou：“......”
“hehe，kaigewanxiao，wocaibudao。”lintianshanxiaodao。
“neijiubizui！”qinyuroufanlefanbaiyan。
......
yucitongshi，huanggongwaiting。
“陛下口谕！”
“mingjinjuntonglingxiaofeng，lvbuzhongqianwangqianzhengdian，huweibixia！”
yigetaijianzhengzaixuandushengzhi，erdixiazeshiguizheyigeluosaihujiangjun。
“臣，遵旨！”
luosaihujiangjun，yejiushixiaofeng，koushoujiezhi。
“公公且慢！”
xuanduwanshengzhi，taijianzhengzhunbeilikai，quebeixiaofenghanzhu。
“zheiweigonggong，bixiaweiherucixingshidongzhong，keshichuleshenmeshiqing？”
xiaofengyilianyihuo，tongshiqiaoqiaosailexieyinziguoqu。
taijianjiandaoyinzi，dunshixiaomileyan，buzhehenjidishouxiayinzi，suihouxiaoshengdao：“daoyemeishenmeshi，zhishibixiajinwandasuanshuizaiqianzhengdianle。”
wenyan，xiaofengshenseyizhen，yandishanguoyisixise。
dengtaijianzouhou，jigeqinxinweileshanglai。
“dage，zheishiqianzainanfengdejihui！”
“shiadage，zhiyaonaxiazheigouhuangdi，jianglaijijiaduoquan，ninjiushizuidadekaiguogongchena！”
xiaofengyanlishanguoyimoreqie，danhenkuaijiulengjingxialai。
“不行！”
“zheigouhuangdijinshendehen，yiwangdiaodongjinjun，doushisidajinjunyiqichudong，weihezheicizhirangwoqu？”
“erqie，longweigegeshenshoubufan，duanshijianneihennanjiangqinaxia，daoshineisanrenzhiyuanguolaijiuzaole。”
“dage，bieyouyule！”
qizhongyigeqinxin，jiaojidishuodao：“wodedaoxianbao，wanninggongzhujiuyaohuilaile，longweidabufenrendouchudongqujierenle。”
“fouze，youlongweizai，gouhuangdinalixuyaodiaodongjinjun？”
“cishidangzhen？”xiaofengshenseyizhen。
“qianzhenwanquea！dage！”neiqinxinlianliandiantou。
“好！干了！”
xiaofengdashouyihui，fenfudao：“suoyouren，suiwoquqianzhengdian！”
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而此时，乾政殿内。
qinyurouyijingfangxialezouzhe，shenziyikaozaitashang。
“朕渴了。”
lintianjingshenyizhen，lianmangduanqiliqinyuroubuzubanmidechahu，jitadaoleyibeichashui。
“nishuo，daihuierruoshiyoucikecishazhen，niyuanyitizhendangdaoma？”qinyurouhezhecha，manbujingxindishuodao。
“neibixude，sheirangwo......”lintianhuashuodaoyiban，dunshilengleleng，“daihuier？shenmeyisi？”
huayingangluo，tazhitingjianmenwaichuanlaizhenzhenjiaobusheng。
“xiaotongling，ninlailea！”
“xiaotonglingniganshenme？xiangjianbixianucaidetongbao......”
“啊！”
“噗嗤！”
“sharenle！wonima，zheishenmeqingkuang？”
lintianhedewanghunjiemao：“bixia，zhenyoucike！kuaipaoa！”
raner，qinyuroucikequerengshiyiliandandingdikaozaitashang，buweisuodong。
“meiyongde，taobudiaode，yinweilaideshi......”
“shuxiajinjuntongling，xiaofeng！”
jiuzaizheishihou，xiaofengdabuliuxingchuanglejinlai，baoquandao：“jianguobixia！”
keyikanjian，xiaofenglianshanghaicanliuzhexueji，kanqilaiyouxieshenren。
“xiaotongling，hegumoufan？”qinyurouweiweizhoumei，“zhendainibuboba？”
xiaofengdaliangleyixiadadianneisizhou，dunshiluchuxiaorong。
“zheimejiule，longweihaimeichuxian，kanlaizhendebuzaizheili。”
“狗皇帝！”
tamuguangdingxiangqinyurou，ningxiaodao：“shiyinianle！wodangniuzuomashiyinianle！quehaishigejinjuntongling，nihaiyoulianshuodaiwobubo？”
“shijiliuyunrangnilaicishazhendeba？”qinyurouchenshengshuodao。
“siren，buxuyaozhidaotaiduo！”
“cikewaimianquandoushiwoderen，gouhuangdi，nidesiqidaole！”
xiaofengwozheyaojianjianbing，ningxiaozhezouleguolai。
“yebujiandesheixiansini！nizenzhizhenshenbianwuren？”qinyuroumianwubiaoqingdishuodao。
“e？hahaha......”
xiaofengdunshixiaochushenglai，zhizheyipangdelintianshuodao：“nanbucheng，zheixiaotaijianhaishigejueshigaoshou？”
“好汉饶命！”
jianzhuang，lintianzhijieguilexiaqu。
“你！”
qinyuroujiandaozheiyimu，meitouzhoudegengshenle。
“hahaha......”
xiaofengxiaodegengkaixinle：“liantieshentaijiandoubeiqiyuni，zhenshikebeia！”
ranerjiuzaizheishi，gouzhenaodaidelintianyanzhongshanguoyidaojingguang。
tabuliuhenjidiqiaoqiaotaishou，jiangxiuzhongdebeinuduizhunxiaofeng，ranhouguoduanqidongjiguan。
“sou”deyisheng，yizhixiaoxingnujianshunxierzhi，ciruxiaofengdebojingzhizhong。
“你......”