开局自爆假太监，女帝乐了！
《开局自爆假太监，女帝乐了！》 小说介绍
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《开局自爆假太监，女帝乐了！》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
“有刺客！”
“kuailairena！baohubixia！”huanghouyilianjinghuangdihandao。
suiji，tacongmangchaoqinyuroupaoqu，lianshangguazhenongnongdedanyou。
“bixia，ninmeishiba？kecengshangdaoyaohai？chuanhuantaiyilema？”
“zhenwufang，daoshihuanghoulaidezhenshishihoua！”
qinyurouzhoulezhoumeitou，kanxianghuanghoudemuguangzhong，daizheyisihuaiyi。
yipangdenvshiweizhangjianyiheng，dangzhulehuanghoudequlu。
huanghouyijing，zaikandaopangbiandelintianzhihou，sihushixiangdaoleshenme，liansegengjianankan。
tayanzhuzikuaisushandonglejixia，lianmangzhizhelintian，chaoqinyuroushuodao：“bixia，zheigexiaotaijian，kendingyuneicikeshiyihuode！”
“kuai！kuaibatalaxiaqukanle！”
lintianwenyan，dunganbumiao。
zheigehuanghoudangzhenshishexiezhixin，haipaqianliandaoziji，jingyaojiangtamiekou！
raner，haibudengtabianjie，quetingqinyuroumianwubiaoqingdishuodao：“zhenheshishuoyoucikele？”
“siquneigexiaotaijianzhibuguozaipeizhenliangongshi，buxiaoxinshangdaolezhen，zheicaibeilongweijichujuele。”
dunledun，tayoukanxianglintianshuodao：“daoshizheitaijian，poweijiling，haitizhenliaoshang。”
“zhenjueding，jiangqiliuzaishenbianzuotieshentaijian。”
“啊？！”
tingdaozheixiehua，lintianlengleleng。
gangcaihaixiaomingbubao，zheizenmezhuanyanjianjiushengguanle？
tabujinchaoqinyuroutouquyihuodemuguang。
zheixiedanghuangdide，naozilijiujingdouzaixiangxieshenme？
cishi，yipangdehuanghouyuweigonggong，yeshishenseeran。
“bixia，zheixiaotaijian......”
huanghouzhuaijinlexiujiao，haixiangshuoxieshenme，danquebeiqinyuroujiwuqingdaduan。
“zhenyouxiefale，doutuixiaba！”
“臣妾告退！”
huanghougongshenxingli，jiuyaoliqu。
“等等！”
zheishi，qinyurouhuranyoudao：“zaiguojiri，waibangshichenbianyaolaile，zhenbuxiwangjinrizhishichuanyangchuqu。”
“臣妾遵命！”
huanghouyingshengxingli，suihouheweigonggonglikaile。
lintianyanzhuziyizhuan，yegenzaihoumian，xiangliuzhidaji。
“你留下！”
quebuliao，qinyuroubinglengdeshengyinzaishenhouxiangqi。
lintianjiaobuyidun，kuzhelian，buqingyuandizhuanguoshenlai。
zheishi，neinvshiweiguoquchulishiti，lintianlianmangyecouleguoqu。
“我来帮你。”
shijishang，tashixiangkankan，zheicikeshenshanghuibuhuiliuxiashenmexinxi，congerqianliandaota。
danyinglaide，queshinvshiweibinglengdemuguang。
lintianhunshenyijiang，shanxiaozheshuodao：“hehe，kaigewanxiao......”
“过来！”
zheishi，beihouchuanlaiqinyuroudeshengyin。
lintianzhuanguoshenqu，quejianqinyuroujingyaozheya，mantoudahandizhanleqilai。
“为朕沐浴更衣！”
“啊？”
lintianlengleyixia，suijishuodao：“bixia，ninshangdezheimezhong，haishizaoxiexiexiba！”
“nizenmeneimeduofeihua？”qinyuroucuzhexiumei，“jingongdeshihou，meixueguoguijuma？”
“奴才遵命！”
lintianlianmangkuaibushangqian，zaiyebuganduozui。
shijishangtaxinliqueshizaitucao。
女人都是这样吗？
shaoxiyicizaonengsihaishizadi？
suihou，lintianfuzheqinyurou，laidaolehoudiandemuyuchi。
dangqinyurouzhangkaishuangshou，dengdaizhekuanyideshihou，lintianxinliyejinzhangleqilai。
jinvrenkuanyijiedai，tazheihaishitouyihuia！
“zheikeshinirangwotuodea......”
taxiaoshengdinanyiju，suihouyexingdongleqilai。
piankehou，qinyuroudeyifubeita**。
tahuanhuanmaibu，taruyuchidangzhong，zuolexialai，zaiwudongjing。
houmiandelintianzeshibeishoujianao。
这谁顶得住啊！
zheiyiyezhudingshinanwangdeyiye。
zhihou，lintianyoubeiminglingcuobei、cashi、chuanyi，tayeshiqiangrenzhezaoredeshenti，yiyiwancheng。
gaikandebugaikande，jibenshangtadoukandaole。
zuihoudengdaoqinyurourushui，tazheicaitoumozhelikai。
huidaozhuchudeshihou，lintianhuranfaxianzijifangmenkouhaizhanzheyiren。
“魏公公？”
“xiaolinzi......bu！lingonggong！”
weigonggongyiliantaohaodixiaodao：“lingonggongzhenshihaoyunqia！yiyezhijianfanshenchenglebixiadetieshentaijian。”
“wanghouzheigonglia！zanjiahaideyangzhangninni！”
shuozhe，weigonggongyilianweisuodexiaorong，conghuaizhongtaochuyigeqiandai，saidaolelintiandeshouli。
lintianxianglexiang，haishijiangqianjishouxia，chuaijinlezijidehuaili。
tasuibushanzhangrenqingshigu，danyemingbai，ruoshijujuezheiyinzi，bianshihuaqingjiexian。
wanghoua，zheixingweidezhibudingyaojitachuanxiaoxie。
“魏公公言过了。”
lintianshouhaoyinzi，xiaozheshuodao：“zheigongli，ninshiqianbei，wanghouwanbeihaixuyaoqianbeiduoduozhidiancaishi。”
“hahaha......”
weigonggongtingdaozheihua，dunshixiaoleqilai：“lingonggongkezhenhuishuohua，buguozheiqianbeizanjiakebugandang，yihouzanmentongzhougongji，shouwangxiangzhu，jiushizijirenle。”
“您请！”
shuozhe，weigonggonglianmanglaidaoqianmian，weilintiankailemen，yifunucaidemoyang。
lintianmeishuoshenme，jinlemen。
quejianweigonggongyexianggenzhejinlai，dunshishuodao：“weigonggong，shichenbuzaole，ninhaishihuiquxiezheba！”
weigonggonglianshangxiaorongyidun，zaicixiaodao：“neizanjiajiubutaoraolingonggongxiuxile。”
“对了，魏公公！”
lintianhuranxiangdaoleshenme，zhuanshenshuodao：“laofanninzhuangaoyixiahuanghouniangniang，suiranwochenglebixiadetieshentaijian，danzheikexinyiranshizhongxinhuanghouniangniangde。”
“lingonggongfangxin，zanjiayidingdaidao。”weigonggongxiaozhebaozhengdao。
dafaleweigonggongzhihou，lintianpibeididaozaichuangshang，huixiangzhebaitianfashengdeyiqie。
与此同时，坤宁宫。
“neilintianzhenzheimeshuo？”
huanghoucuzheliumei，shuangshouchayao，yanzhongdaizhenuhuo，wangzheshenqiandeweigonggong。
“qianzhenwanquea！niangniang！”
weigonggongyilianyifentianyingdishuodao：“lintianshuo，wanghoutajiushibixiaderenle，shiweiyidetieshentaijian！”
“tahaishuo，rangniangniangyihoubuyaozaipairenjihuangshangxiayao，fouze......”
“fouzetajiuyaojiangniangniangrangtaxiayaodeshiqingpuguang！”
“好大的胆子！”
huanghouwenyanyilianbaonu：“tayigenucai，tazenganyaoxiebengong？”
“还有呢！”
weigonggongjixushuodao：“nucaiquanta，buyaodeyiwangxing。”
“可他却说什么？”
“tashuo，tayouhuangshangchengyao，caibuhuipayigebeidarulenggongdenvren。”
“放肆！”
cishihuanghouyijingshiqidehuomaosanzhang，zaifangjianlilaihuiduobu。
“zheigoutaijian，bengongyidingyaonongsita！”
“tieshentaijianyouruhe？zhongjiuhaishigenucai！”
“bengongniesita，youruniesiyizhimayineibanjiandan！”