玄门老祖爆大瓜，满朝文武心慌慌
《玄门老祖爆大瓜，满朝文武心慌慌》 小说介绍
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《玄门老祖爆大瓜，满朝文武心慌慌》 玄门老祖爆大瓜，满朝文武心慌慌第15章 免费试读
xuanyuanlingyuxiankaichelianzi，kanzheyichengxiangheningguogongweishoudeyixiedachenzhengzaihetaxingli，tiaoletiaomei：“pingshen。”
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huangdiyishenminghuangsedelongpao，congqianfangzoulai，zhongchengaohu：“canjianbixia。”
weiyouxuanyuanlingyuzhandebizhi，haiyouyixiexiedebunaifan。
huangdijingliguoleipihou，ziranbuganzairangxuanyuanlingyugui，kandaotabunaifandexiaoyanshen，jiaoxiadebufadoukuailexiexu。
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xiangyaozuiqiandeshuoxieshenme，danshizaizhanggongzhuqingpiaopiaodeyanshensaoguolai，wushengdeshuoleyiju：“bixia，nixiangjianguima？”
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tahenxiangdazijizuibayixia，sheirangnixiangyaozuijiande？
renjiadouyupanlenixiayigedongzuo，hainengzade？
真想要上天？
gongjurendoubishangtianhao，liudeqingshanzai，bupameichaishao，tashitalaozi，zongyouyitianyaotafuqi。
shubuzhi，zhishaozaitahuozhedeshihou，tayongyuanshibeiyazhideneiyige，weiyoutazijifuqi！
悲伤逆流成河！
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sheinengxiangxin，huangdibeizijidexiuzishuaileyigeerguazi？
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【aiyoyo，aiyoyo，zheiliangrenshizenmehuishi？zheizhanwei，zheixiudadadexiaobiaoqing，meidianmaonishuochuquyemeirenxinba？】
【aaaa……】xuanyuanlingyudexinlifachutuboshudejianjiaosheng。
chaochenmennengtingdaoxinshengdehunshenyijin，zheichigua，qianwanbuyaochidaozijiatoushanga！
huangdi：zhenzheishichaotanga，zenmejiubianchengchiguaxianchangle？
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nishuotamenshichourenba，haimeiyoudaonisiwohuodedibu，tazenmejiunengtingdaozhanggongzhudexinsheng？
这不合理啊！
一点都不合理！
ruguoxiangyaotasi，yinggaibuyaorangtatingdaotazheimeduodexinlihua，ruguoxiangyaotasi，neijiubuyaodundaozigerou，shenrendehuang！
还有啊，还有啊！
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nandaotajiuzhendezhinengshiyigegongjuren？