绿茶反派神经小师妹
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《绿茶反派神经小师妹》 第二章 千变万化 免费试读
第二章千变万化
烟云峰内——
shifuyikandaowomenlianggedaizhesijuechuxianjiudajingshisedishuo：“zheicaixiashanjigeyue，nimenjiuyousishengzile？jingchen，nishuo，shibushisuluoluoqiangpodeni？”
我：“？？？！”
anjingchenqingxiaoyishengshuo：“zheishiluoluozaishanxiajiuxiadexiaohai，luoluodasuanshoutaweitu，laiqingshiyixiani。”
shifubailebaishoushuo：“shoutujiushoutu，buyongqingshiwo，zhiyaosuluoluobiezuoyaojiushi。”
zheiwojiubufule：“shifu，nishuoshenmeni？shenmezuoyaoya？wobushiyixiangguaiqiaokeaima？renjiarourouruoruode，zheicixiashan，keshisunhaopoduo，shifubujidiananweirenjiabuyila，yingyingying。”
shifuyiting，hunshenzhanli，lianmangdao：“dedede，，yihuibierenhaiyiweiwolaotouziqifuzijitudi。kanzainizheicihaizuolejianshanshidefenshang，zheiliyoujikeyuanlingdan，niliangke，nishixiongyike。wohaiyoudianshijiuxianzoule。”shuowan，tajiufengyiyangdezoudiaole。
zheiyuanlingdankeshihaodongxi，chilelingliyounengtisheng，yushiwoyanzhonghanleidewangxianganjingchen，haiweilaidejikaikou，tajiuxiaozhedadao：“wobuyongyuanlingdan，woneikeyejiluoluoba。”
wokaixindebaozhuleanjingchen：“haoye，neijiuxiexieshixiongle。”
anjingchenlengleyixia，erjiandouhongtoule，weiqiaodeyanweidoubianchenglefenhongse，suijiqingqingdishuodao：“jiranluoluodeliliantiqianjieshule，neiwojiuxianhuiquxiulianle。”shuowan，yefengyiyangdezoule。
woduixitongshuo：“tamenzhenbukuishishitu，zouqilulaidouzheimekuai。”
xitongshuo：“suzhu，wojuedetamenyidingshijuedenitaiedule，suoyicaixiangyaokuaidiantaolinideshenbian。”
wozantongdediandiantou：“meicuo，yidingshizheiyang，hahahaha，bukuishiwo，hahahaha。”
yipangdesijueyiliankunhuodekanzhewoshuo：“shifu，nizaiganshenme？”
wolianmangbaishoushuo：“meishenmemeishenme，weishixianzaijiudainihuifu。”
woshigekeshourixingyiedefanpai，yujianleshixiongxiancaitayijiao。
shifuzaidongfuxiulian，wozaimenwaifangbianpaodaraotaxiulian。
yizhiyuyixiangshiwufanmangdezhangmenmeimeiyudaolewoshifudouyaoguanqiedishuoyiju：“shidi，nineixiaotudishibushinaozibutaihaoya？”
yushi，zhenggetianshanzongderendouzhidaowonaozibuhaoshi，duici，wobingbubianjie。yinwei，zheijilewokeyijinqingganhuaishideyoutou。
yihuidaofuzhong，wojiutaochuleyizhengtaoxiulianfaze，zuzuyouyibaiduoce，qibamigao，bazheixiedoubaochulaikesuanshileisiwole，zheixiedoushiwoweinanzhuzhuanmenzhunbeide。
zheixiekeshiwofeijinxinsideconggegezhanglaoshouzhongkoulaide，jiushiweilerangnanzhuleisi，zheiyangjiugengmeiyouxinsilaiduifuwole，wokezhenshitaieduleni。
woguzuoyuzhongxinzhangdeduisijueshuo：“suiranweishibunengrangniyouyigewanzhengyoukuailedetongnian，danshiweishijueduihuirangniyouyigechongmanguangmingdezhongnian。”
司珏：“6。”
tabeileyihuishuxiangshuijue，woyigesuonabatachuileqilai，tayilianmengbidekanzhewo，suihoumashangzhuanbianchengleyuanqi。
danshiyouyijianshiqingwoshimeiyouxiangdaode，zheixiaohaikanqilairenchuwuhaiyouguaiqiao，meixiangdaobeidilijuranganzheimeduohuaishi。
diertianyeli，wozhaoliyaoquguangyeshi，quebeishifutizhulemingyundehoujingbo。tayuzhongxinzhangdeshuo：“suiranweishibunengjiniyigekuailedeshaonian，danshiweishijueduihuirangniyouyigechongmanguangmingdezhongnian。”
我：“6。”
yushiwohesijueyiqiduqilexiuzhenshouce。fangjianlihunandedengguangzhaozaitadelianshang。bieshuo，zhenbukuishinanzhu，congxiaojiuzhangdejingzhi，nanguaizhangdahoumidaoyipiannvzi。buguohaishishixionghaokanyixie，bumingbaiweishenmeshixiongbushinanzhu，woyaoleyaotoujixukan，meiyouzhuyidaosijuekanguolaideyanshen，yinmieryouliulian。
meiyouguoduojiu，anjingchenbiguanle。tayijingmodaoleyuanyingdemenjianle，buzhidaoyaobiguanduojiu，fanzhengjiushihenjiuhenjiu。womusonganjingchenbiguan，sijueshuowodemuguangkanqilaijiuxiangshiyaochiletashiboyiyang。
wolenghengyisheng，shuo：“xiaopihaishenmedoubudong。”
sijueshuo：“wocongxiaojiubeirenzhuisha，shenmechangmianmeiyoujianguo。”
wodao：“denghuijiujinikanyigenimeiyoukanguode。”
sijueshuotabuxin，tashuowojiuzhihuikouhai。
worangtaliyuanyidiankanhaole，anjingchenhenkuaibianrudingle。yushiwohuafuyinlei，pileyizuoshanfeng，baokuoanjingchendewuzi。
震惊我徒弟。
anjingchencongyipianfeixuzhongzouchulai，pingriliburanchenaidebaiyizhanranlehuijin，youxielangbei，danshihaishifengguangjiyue。
taqinglengdeyanmoukanxianglewo。
woxiaozheshuo：“hai，shixiong，haoqiaoya，nizenmehuizaizheiliya？”
youdianxinxu，danshibuduo。
taweixiaozheshuo：“leiyindehenhao，xiacibieyinle。”
我说好。
xiacibuyinlei，xiaciyinhongshui，heihei。
pangbiandesijuekanzhewoheanjingchentanhuadeyangzi，buzhiweihebiaoqingyouxiebuman。zheixiaozishenmeshihougentashiboganqingzheimehaole，zheijiukaishixintengtashibole。kee，wokeshitashifu，doubujiantaxintengwo。
budui，wokeshiedunvpei，woyaoganhuaishi。
nanzhubukuishinanzhu，napashizaiwodezhongzhongzuaixia，yijiudaolezhuji。
tazheigerenhencongming，zhidaoyishiweijian。tazaiwudingfangleyigenbileizhen。
tahaijinggaowoshuo：“buzhunzuoyao。”
woshuo：“shiqulexinrendeshituguanxijiuxiangshiyipansansha，doubuyongfengchui，zouliangbulujiusanle。”
taminchun，suihoushuodao：“shenmesanbusande，wozhishibuxiangwugubeipi。”shuozheshuozhe，biandudunangnangdezoulejinqu。zheipoxiaohai，zenmezheimeqiguaileyiwanggaodidoudeduiwojiju。
buguo，zheiyangwoqueshishibunengyinlei，danshi，xiaosi，genbenbuyongwodongshou，bileizhenyizhuang，dujiedeleidoupibuxialai。
wobanlezhangdengzizuozaimenkou，zhunbeikantaxiaohua
坏事加一。
shifuluguo，pieleyanwudingdebileizhen，zhoumeidao：“niande？”
woshuo：“sijueande，xiaohaizidoupalei。”
napatayihouhenlihai，yebingbufangaiwoxianzaizaoyaota。huaishijiayi。
shifushunshoushouzoule，yushisijuebeileipile，tahuitoutuliandezoulechulai，yilianyouyuandekanzhewo。
wowugudesonglesongjianshuo：“woshifubade。”
tashuo：“neimeishile。”
woshuo：“nibuwenwenweishenme？”
tashuo：“shigongzheimezuoyidingyoutadedaoli。”
wo......zheixiaotuzaizi。
moutianwanshang，wozhengzaizhuomozhediertiangaizenmecaishixiongdejiaoshi，wodedaoleyigejingtiandaehao，xitonggenwoshuotaxianzaicaizhidaoyuanlainanzhujiushimozun。tazaihouqixiulianshizouhuorumobianchenglemo，houlaibianchenglemozun。
我，卒。
nanguaihoumianmozunyaoshalewo，wohaiyiweishenmechoushenmeyuanni，yaobawosuishiwanduande，wocongxiaodaodadouqifuta，bubawocuoguyanghuidousuanshihaode。
woshuo：“zenmebuzaoshuo，zheiyangwoyebuyongtiantiandaizhetalaihao，wokeyimeitianduoquhuohuobierenlaiweichiwodeedunvpeideshuzhi。xianzaizenmeban，yaobiyuanzhusidegengcanle，woshangcihainaleipita，yingyingying。”
sijuekandaowozailiulei，tapotianhuangdeguilvguanxindeduiwoshuo：“shifunizenmele？nizenmekule。”
womeiyoukanta，xilexibizishuo：“zaixiangmingtiangaizenmetaohaonishibo。”
turanganjueshenbiandewendulenglejidu，talengmodeeleyishengjiutouyebuhuidezoule。zheixiaohai，dongbudongzunshizhongdaoya，qingxuzhenshiqianbianwanhuade。