绿茶反派神经小师妹丫酱-著

小说简介

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绿茶反派神经小师妹

wochuanchenglenanerdefanpaixiaoshimei，bingqiebangdingleyigerenhenhuahaiduodefanpaixitong。

xitonggenwoshuo：qianlizhixingshiyuzuxia。

我比了一个欧克。

zhangmenjianghuawochazui，shixiongchumenwocaijiao，tudishuijuewochuisuona。

dajiadoujiwojilingqilai!

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anzhaoshuzhongyuanyoudeguiji，wobengaizaixiashanlilianshijiuxiajiemianmingdingnanzhu，queyaobeiwuhuishaletadegou。

jiuyinweizheiyangyijihen，zuihounanzhuzhidaomozuyaolaishayuanzhushitameiyouzuzhi，danshichuyuduonianshituqingyiyoutijianpinmingshalemozun，zuihouhaomingshengshitade，siledeshiyuanzhu。

kee，zenmehuizheimegouxue，wojiuzheiyangbianchengedunvpeile？womingmingshiwuhaoqingnian，chihao，shuihao，wanhao，xinhao，renhao。zhenshichunchundayuanzhong，jianzhishiwumie。

danshinanzhuhaishiyaojiande，bijingzheishibixuzoudejuqing。

yushi，woyinanniuqupaxingzhongyuqiulaileshixionghewoyiqixiashan，fanzhengwoshiedunvpei，zheiguorangnanerlaibeiyebushibuke。

buguo，qianlizhixingshiyuzuxia，pingchanggaodianxiaopohuaishenmedeyesuanshiweichirenshela。

yushi，woyijiaocaizailezhengyaochumendenanerjiaoshang：“eiya，shixiong，renjiabushiguyide，renjiazhishimeiyouzhanwenla，douguaizheigelubupingla，yingyingying。”

wozhazheshuiyingyingdedayanjingwugudekanzheta。

anjingchenzhouqiletajunqiaodemeitou，yilianwunaidekanzhetachunbaidexuezishangyikuaiheisedejiaoyin，tanlekouqishuodao：“wuai，luoluoxiacizhuyixiejiushi。”

bukuishiwenrounaner，zheiyangdoumeiyoushengqi，xianglaiyeshi，congxiaodaoda，tayizhiruci。womenlianggehenxiaodeshihoujiujinruxianmenxiulian，tachifanwodadiaotakuaizi，taxiyifuchentabuzhuyizaigangxihaodeyifushangsahuidengdengyixilie，wanlezhihouhaiyaokelianxixidezhuangzuowugu，meishaorangshifufata。zheirangwodefanpairensheyuelaiyuewending，xiuweiyesuizheeduzhishudezengjiaerzengjia，jiuzheiyangbulaoerhuo。

hahahaha，jianzhishimiaozaimiaozai。

xiangdaozheili，wobuyoudefachulejiejiejiedexiaosheng，anjingchenmolemowodeetoushuo：“luoluozheishizenmele？shixiangdaoshenmegaoxingdeshiqingle？”

woyijing，zaogao，lvcharenshechadianmeiyouweichizhu，zhuanyanyouniezhesangzishuo：“meishenmeya，ganggangbushiwozaixiaola，ganggangshisheixiaodezheimekongbuya，renjiahaopapayashixiong。”

shuowan，woyoubieqixiaozui，poyouxiejiaorouzaozuo。

wokanzhetayuyanyouzhi，zhiyouyuyandebiaoqing，daganbumiao，buxing，bunengzairangtashuole，yaoburanwodelvchajiafenxiangyaolibuzhule。yushiwozhuanshenjiuzou：“shixiong，tiansebuzaole，woxianquqianmiandexiaozhenkankanyoumeiyoukezhankeyizhu。”

woyibianyujianfeixingyibianwenxitong：“tongzi，wodelvchazhishuheeduzhishudoumeiyoujianshaoba？”

xitonghuida：“meiyouni，suzhu，womenzaijiezaili，mashangjiuyaopengdaonanzhule，henkuaijiukeyilamaneduzhishuranhouzoudaodajiejuleni。”

wogangdaozheigeshijiedeshihoujiubangdinglezheigefanpaixitong，haiyoulvchazhishuheeduzhishu，yaogenjurenwudianquwanchengrenwuhaiyaoweichirenshe，yaoburanjiuwanchengbulerenwu，jiumeiyoubanfahuozhehuidaowoyuanbendeshijiele。

suiranwoyuanbendeshijieyemeiyoushenmetebiezhidewoliuliandedifang，danshiwohaishixianghaohaohuozhe，bijinghuozhecainengxiangshoushenghuo，cainengshuidalanjue，heihei。

suiranzhidaodajiejujiushiwoyaosi，danshiruguobuanrenshezou，zheigexiaoshijiejiuhuibengta，womashangjiuyaowandan，haibunengwanchengrenwu，zhenshizaogao。

wodangranmeiyouquzhaokezhan，ershilaidaolenanzhuchuxiandedifang。

yanqiandexiaohaikanqilaiwuliuqibasuideyangzi，liantaizangleshizaishikanbuchunianling，yifupopolanlande，manshenxueji，shenhouhaigenzheyitiaoxiaogou。

youhou，toushanghaidingzhegenanzhuguanghuan，shishengpaworenbuchulaima？jiaocaifenghuolunside，paodebisheidoukuai，shenhoudegougouzhujiangenbushangledou。

jiuzhei？zijidougubushangzheitiaogou，denggousideshihouhailaiwoshenshang？goudongxia，zhenshisangjintianliang，congxiaojiubushishenmehaogou。

genjujuqingxianshi，zheizhigoujiushitaliulangdeshihoulubianjianlaide，jiuyiqishenghuoleduanduanjigeyueeryi，wokantajiushixiangqiangxinghenwo，gaisi。

danshiwodayile，meicuo，wobananerluoxiale，xianzaiyoubianchengwoyigerenjiunanzhule，zheigairuheshihao。

beiguoxiabuzaile，hift。

houmiandefanpaipaohuiyibazhuazhulegoubozinieduanle，ernanzhuhaizaipao，genbenjiubuzhidaohoumianfashengleshenme。yuanzhujiushizheishihouchongshangqude，ranhoujiuyoulehoumiandewuhui。

suiranwohentaoyannvedaidongwuderen，danshicikewobuxiangchongguoquzaochengwuhui，haishizijidexiaomingzhongyao。nanzhuyebunengbujiu。

yushiwoqichendantiandahaoyisheng：“eiya，haokongbuya，zenmeyouzheimecanrenderena，xiaogougouhaokelianya，wuwuwu。”

wozheiyishengjingtiandongdi，fangyuansanlidoutingdeqingqingchuchu，suiranxiangliangdanshijiaoruo，weichizhulewodelvcharenshe。

bijingzheikeshiwoduonianleweilewumietongmenshixiongsuolianjiudehaosangmen，qingxiderangrentingdejian，jiaoruoderangrenlianxi，zheikebushiyibanrenkeyizuodaode，heihei。

nanzhutingdaoyishengjuhao，lengzhule，douwangjitaopaole。ranhoutingdaoyourenshagou，zhenjingdehuitou，kandaopeibanzijidegousizaineirenshouli，dadadeyanjingliliuchulejingyingdeleishui。

bushi，liuleidesuduzalengkuaili，bukuishinanzhu，haiyouzheizhongteyigongneng。

woandaohaoshiji，yushichenfanpaipaohuiyebeiwoyisangzihaozhudeshihou，yizuikuaidesudujizhongleta。

wobukuishiquanshuzuidadefanpai，baidaozijinhongdaozichu，yibianshanshuozhelinglidejianqiyibianjiaoroudeshuo：“woyaoweizheigekeaidegougoubaochou，nizenmenengshahaizheimekeaidegougou，wuwuwu，haokepa，shijieshangzenmehuiyounizheimecanrenderen。”

yushiwoyijibiming，xiaofanpaiyixiazijiusile，wokezhenlihaia。

nanzhulingluanzaifengzhong，wokanzheta，wenxitong：“tashibushibeiwoderouruoheshanliangzhenhandaole？woshibushijitaliuxialehenhaodeyinxiang，zheiyangjiufangbianworihouduitazuoele，haibuyongdanxinbeitajihen。”

xitonghuidawoshuo：“bu，wojuedetadesanguanyinggaishoudaoledaji。suzhu，nidelvchazhishubingmeiyoushangsheng，kanlaizheigexingbutong，yaobunihaishixuanzexianzaitishengeduzhishuba。”

ganggangbaiyanyichang，wozhihaolouchuxionghendebiaoqing，yongdafanpaideyuqishuo：“zuowodetudi，fouzewojiugaleni”

nanzhulengleyixia，mingxianyouxiehaipahebuqingyuan，lianshiqugoudebeishangdouxiandedanleyidian。kee，taguoranzhishixiangdanchundehaiwozheigeshanliangmeilidexiuxianmeinv，caimeiyoushiyinweishenmegougou，xianzaimeiyouwuhuigoushiwohaisidezhihoudoukanqilaimeiyouneimenanguole。

xitong:“suzhu，youmeiyoukeneng，tashibeinihedaole。”

wozhoumei，wozhangdezheimehaokan，zenmekenengbeiwohedao，kaiwanxiao。

woxianglexiang，haishihuanyigefangshiba，yushiwotaochuyiketangheyibadao，biewenwotangshinalilaide，baituo，xiuxianei，zenmehuimeiyouchuzangkongjianya，xiuxianshijiezhenshihaowan。

wo：“xiaopengyou，jiejiezheiliyouyiketangheyibadao，niyaonayigeya？”

nanzhumingxianhaiyouxiedaizhi，buguohenkuaijiuhuiguoshenlaile，ranhoushuo：“woyaotang。”

wo：“ciziyinrengongfujijia，jiayitaribichengdahuan，sha！”

nanzhuganjinyouhuidadao：“bushibushi，woyaodao”

wo：“ciziwangwozhixinbusi，sha！”

nanzhumingxianyouxiejile：“wodouyao，wodouyao。”

wo：“cizitanyutaizhong，duanbukeliu，sha！”

nanzhuzhenjingle，doujiyanle:“neiwodoubuyao!”

wo：“cizichengfujishen，koushixinfei，duanbukeliu，sha！”

buguoxianglexiang，wohaishijuedingfangguota，bijingwobenzhishanghaishiyigehaorende，jiejiejiejie。

woduitashuohaizi，zheiyicizanqiefangguoni，xiacijianmiandeshihouwokejiumeizheimehaoxinle，shuowanzhuanshenjiuzoule。

nanzhuhaoxiangshisongleyikouqi，ranhou，wozhuanshenyouzouleguoqu。

“hahaha，meixiangdaowomenzheimekuaiyoujianmianle。”

nanzhudailengdeshuo:“nishibushijiumeidasuanfangguowo？”

womiantiandexiaoleyixia:“eiya，zenmehui，womentianmenzongsulaiminzhu，conglaidoubuhuibiporenheyigeren。”

shuowan，haizhabazhabayanjing，jinxianwugu。

tazuizhonghaishifeichangyouyanlijiandexuanzelezuowodediyigetudi，yushiwojiudaitaqulexiaozhen，zhaodaoleyigekezhanxiexi，suihoujiunachuxiaolingtongjianjingchenfalexiaoxirangtaguolai。

suiranmeiyouanzhaoyuanjihuaranganjingchenbeizheikouheiguo，rangnanzhujihenshangnaner，rangtamenhuou。danshichenggongrangnanzhumeiyoujihenshangwoyeshikeyide。

bukuishiwo，haishicaizhejiedianwanchenglerenwu，rangnanzhuzuowodexiaotudi，haimeiyoubeiwuhui，zhixiwangzuihoubuyaosidetaicanlejiushi，kepakepa，fenshensuigua。bijingneigegoubimozunshibayuanzhudasuile，wohaishixiangliuyigequanshilaizhe。

anjingchenzhangdedangzhenshizhilanyushu，tazouguolaideshihoushenshanghaoxianghaipizheguang，zhenzhenshiyangyan。yaobushiwoyidingyaowanchengrenwujiedian，feideguaitazuoweidenanchong，wokoushuidoukuaiyaoliuchulaile。

anjingchenkanzhewopangbianyijingzhengliganjingdenanzhu，yihuodewen：“luoluo，zheishi？”

wodadao：“zheishiwoganggangzailushangsuishoujiuxiadehaizi，jiaosijue。tataichongbaiwole，feiyaobaiwoweishi，wozongguishixinruande，womeiyoubanfa，zhihaotongyile。”

sijueyilianzhenjingdekanzhewo，fangfoshibuganxiangxinwohuishuochuzheiyangdehuaside。wobuyiweiyi，fanzhengzaiwohezheigexiaoguitouzhijiananjingchenkendingshixiangxinwode。

anjingchenyilianleran：“ng，luoluoyizhidouzheiyangjianyiyongwei，zhishishoutuzheishihaishidehuiqugenshifushangliangyixiacaishi。”