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wochuanchenglenanerdefanpaixiaoshimei，bingqiebangdingleyigerenhenhuahaiduodefanpaixitong。
xitonggenwoshuo：qianlizhixingshiyuzuxia。
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zhangmenjianghuawochazui，shixiongchumenwocaijiao，tudishuijuewochuisuona。
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anzhaoshuzhongyuanyoudeguiji，wobengaizaixiashanlilianshijiuxiajiemianmingdingnanzhu，queyaobeiwuhuishaletadegou。
jiuyinweizheiyangyijihen，zuihounanzhuzhidaomozuyaolaishayuanzhushitameiyouzuzhi，danshichuyuduonianshituqingyiyoutijianpinmingshalemozun，zuihouhaomingshengshitade，siledeshiyuanzhu。
kee，zenmehuizheimegouxue，wojiuzheiyangbianchengedunvpeile？womingmingshiwuhaoqingnian，chihao，shuihao，wanhao，xinhao，renhao。zhenshichunchundayuanzhong，jianzhishiwumie。
danshinanzhuhaishiyaojiande，bijingzheishibixuzoudejuqing。
yushi，woyinanniuqupaxingzhongyuqiulaileshixionghewoyiqixiashan，fanzhengwoshiedunvpei，zheiguorangnanerlaibeiyebushibuke。
buguo，qianlizhixingshiyuzuxia，pingchanggaodianxiaopohuaishenmedeyesuanshiweichirenshela。
yushi，woyijiaocaizailezhengyaochumendenanerjiaoshang：“eiya，shixiong，renjiabushiguyide，renjiazhishimeiyouzhanwenla，douguaizheigelubupingla，yingyingying。”
wozhazheshuiyingyingdedayanjingwugudekanzheta。
anjingchenzhouqiletajunqiaodemeitou，yilianwunaidekanzhetachunbaidexuezishangyikuaiheisedejiaoyin，tanlekouqishuodao：“wuai，luoluoxiacizhuyixiejiushi。”
bukuishiwenrounaner，zheiyangdoumeiyoushengqi，xianglaiyeshi，congxiaodaoda，tayizhiruci。womenlianggehenxiaodeshihoujiujinruxianmenxiulian，tachifanwodadiaotakuaizi，taxiyifuchentabuzhuyizaigangxihaodeyifushangsahuidengdengyixilie，wanlezhihouhaiyaokelianxixidezhuangzuowugu，meishaorangshifufata。zheirangwodefanpairensheyuelaiyuewending，xiuweiyesuizheeduzhishudezengjiaerzengjia，jiuzheiyangbulaoerhuo。
hahahaha，jianzhishimiaozaimiaozai。
xiangdaozheili，wobuyoudefachulejiejiejiedexiaosheng，anjingchenmolemowodeetoushuo：“luoluozheishizenmele？shixiangdaoshenmegaoxingdeshiqingle？”
woyijing，zaogao，lvcharenshechadianmeiyouweichizhu，zhuanyanyouniezhesangzishuo：“meishenmeya，ganggangbushiwozaixiaola，ganggangshisheixiaodezheimekongbuya，renjiahaopapayashixiong。”
shuowan，woyoubieqixiaozui，poyouxiejiaorouzaozuo。
wokanzhetayuyanyouzhi，zhiyouyuyandebiaoqing，daganbumiao，buxing，bunengzairangtashuole，yaoburanwodelvchajiafenxiangyaolibuzhule。yushiwozhuanshenjiuzou：“shixiong，tiansebuzaole，woxianquqianmiandexiaozhenkankanyoumeiyoukezhankeyizhu。”
woyibianyujianfeixingyibianwenxitong：“tongzi，wodelvchazhishuheeduzhishudoumeiyoujianshaoba？”
xitonghuida：“meiyouni，suzhu，womenzaijiezaili，mashangjiuyaopengdaonanzhule，henkuaijiukeyilamaneduzhishuranhouzoudaodajiejuleni。”
wogangdaozheigeshijiedeshihoujiubangdinglezheigefanpaixitong，haiyoulvchazhishuheeduzhishu，yaogenjurenwudianquwanchengrenwuhaiyaoweichirenshe，yaoburanjiuwanchengbulerenwu，jiumeiyoubanfahuozhehuidaowoyuanbendeshijiele。
suiranwoyuanbendeshijieyemeiyoushenmetebiezhidewoliuliandedifang，danshiwohaishixianghaohaohuozhe，bijinghuozhecainengxiangshoushenghuo，cainengshuidalanjue，heihei。
suiranzhidaodajiejujiushiwoyaosi，danshiruguobuanrenshezou，zheigexiaoshijiejiuhuibengta，womashangjiuyaowandan，haibunengwanchengrenwu，zhenshizaogao。
wodangranmeiyouquzhaokezhan，ershilaidaolenanzhuchuxiandedifang。
yanqiandexiaohaikanqilaiwuliuqibasuideyangzi，liantaizangleshizaishikanbuchunianling，yifupopolanlande，manshenxueji，shenhouhaigenzheyitiaoxiaogou。
youhou，toushanghaidingzhegenanzhuguanghuan，shishengpaworenbuchulaima？jiaocaifenghuolunside，paodebisheidoukuai，shenhoudegougouzhujiangenbushangledou。
jiuzhei？zijidougubushangzheitiaogou，denggousideshihouhailaiwoshenshang？goudongxia，zhenshisangjintianliang，congxiaojiubushishenmehaogou。
genjujuqingxianshi，zheizhigoujiushitaliulangdeshihoulubianjianlaide，jiuyiqishenghuoleduanduanjigeyueeryi，wokantajiushixiangqiangxinghenwo，gaisi。
danshiwodayile，meicuo，wobananerluoxiale，xianzaiyoubianchengwoyigerenjiunanzhule，zheigairuheshihao。
beiguoxiabuzaile，hift。
houmiandefanpaipaohuiyibazhuazhulegoubozinieduanle，ernanzhuhaizaipao，genbenjiubuzhidaohoumianfashengleshenme。yuanzhujiushizheishihouchongshangqude，ranhoujiuyoulehoumiandewuhui。
suiranwohentaoyannvedaidongwuderen，danshicikewobuxiangchongguoquzaochengwuhui，haishizijidexiaomingzhongyao。nanzhuyebunengbujiu。
yushiwoqichendantiandahaoyisheng：“eiya，haokongbuya，zenmeyouzheimecanrenderena，xiaogougouhaokelianya，wuwuwu。”
wozheiyishengjingtiandongdi，fangyuansanlidoutingdeqingqingchuchu，suiranxiangliangdanshijiaoruo，weichizhulewodelvcharenshe。
bijingzheikeshiwoduonianleweilewumietongmenshixiongsuolianjiudehaosangmen，qingxiderangrentingdejian，jiaoruoderangrenlianxi，zheikebushiyibanrenkeyizuodaode，heihei。
nanzhutingdaoyishengjuhao，lengzhule，douwangjitaopaole。ranhoutingdaoyourenshagou，zhenjingdehuitou，kandaopeibanzijidegousizaineirenshouli，dadadeyanjingliliuchulejingyingdeleishui。
bushi，liuleidesuduzalengkuaili，bukuishinanzhu，haiyouzheizhongteyigongneng。
woandaohaoshiji，yushichenfanpaipaohuiyebeiwoyisangzihaozhudeshihou，yizuikuaidesudujizhongleta。
wobukuishiquanshuzuidadefanpai，baidaozijinhongdaozichu，yibianshanshuozhelinglidejianqiyibianjiaoroudeshuo：“woyaoweizheigekeaidegougoubaochou，nizenmenengshahaizheimekeaidegougou，wuwuwu，haokepa，shijieshangzenmehuiyounizheimecanrenderen。”
yushiwoyijibiming，xiaofanpaiyixiazijiusile，wokezhenlihaia。
nanzhulingluanzaifengzhong，wokanzheta，wenxitong：“tashibushibeiwoderouruoheshanliangzhenhandaole？woshibushijitaliuxialehenhaodeyinxiang，zheiyangjiufangbianworihouduitazuoele，haibuyongdanxinbeitajihen。”
xitonghuidawoshuo：“bu，wojuedetadesanguanyinggaishoudaoledaji。suzhu，nidelvchazhishubingmeiyoushangsheng，kanlaizheigexingbutong，yaobunihaishixuanzexianzaitishengeduzhishuba。”
ganggangbaiyanyichang，wozhihaolouchuxionghendebiaoqing，yongdafanpaideyuqishuo：“zuowodetudi，fouzewojiugaleni”
nanzhulengleyixia，mingxianyouxiehaipahebuqingyuan，lianshiqugoudebeishangdouxiandedanleyidian。kee，taguoranzhishixiangdanchundehaiwozheigeshanliangmeilidexiuxianmeinv，caimeiyoushiyinweishenmegougou，xianzaimeiyouwuhuigoushiwohaisidezhihoudoukanqilaimeiyouneimenanguole。
xitong:“suzhu，youmeiyoukeneng，tashibeinihedaole。”
wozhoumei，wozhangdezheimehaokan，zenmekenengbeiwohedao，kaiwanxiao。
woxianglexiang，haishihuanyigefangshiba，yushiwotaochuyiketangheyibadao，biewenwotangshinalilaide，baituo，xiuxianei，zenmehuimeiyouchuzangkongjianya，xiuxianshijiezhenshihaowan。
wo：“xiaopengyou，jiejiezheiliyouyiketangheyibadao，niyaonayigeya？”
nanzhumingxianhaiyouxiedaizhi，buguohenkuaijiuhuiguoshenlaile，ranhoushuo：“woyaotang。”
wo：“ciziyinrengongfujijia，jiayitaribichengdahuan，sha！”
nanzhuganjinyouhuidadao：“bushibushi，woyaodao”
wo：“ciziwangwozhixinbusi，sha！”
nanzhumingxianyouxiejile：“wodouyao，wodouyao。”
wo：“cizitanyutaizhong，duanbukeliu，sha！”
nanzhuzhenjingle，doujiyanle:“neiwodoubuyao!”
wo：“cizichengfujishen，koushixinfei，duanbukeliu，sha！”
buguoxianglexiang，wohaishijuedingfangguota，bijingwobenzhishanghaishiyigehaorende，jiejiejiejie。
woduitashuohaizi，zheiyicizanqiefangguoni，xiacijianmiandeshihouwokejiumeizheimehaoxinle，shuowanzhuanshenjiuzoule。
nanzhuhaoxiangshisongleyikouqi，ranhou，wozhuanshenyouzouleguoqu。
“hahaha，meixiangdaowomenzheimekuaiyoujianmianle。”
nanzhudailengdeshuo:“nishibushijiumeidasuanfangguowo？”
womiantiandexiaoleyixia:“eiya，zenmehui，womentianmenzongsulaiminzhu，conglaidoubuhuibiporenheyigeren。”
shuowan，haizhabazhabayanjing，jinxianwugu。
tazuizhonghaishifeichangyouyanlijiandexuanzelezuowodediyigetudi，yushiwojiudaitaqulexiaozhen，zhaodaoleyigekezhanxiexi，suihoujiunachuxiaolingtongjianjingchenfalexiaoxirangtaguolai。
suiranmeiyouanzhaoyuanjihuaranganjingchenbeizheikouheiguo，rangnanzhujihenshangnaner，rangtamenhuou。danshichenggongrangnanzhumeiyoujihenshangwoyeshikeyide。
bukuishiwo，haishicaizhejiedianwanchenglerenwu，rangnanzhuzuowodexiaotudi，haimeiyoubeiwuhui，zhixiwangzuihoubuyaosidetaicanlejiushi，kepakepa，fenshensuigua。bijingneigegoubimozunshibayuanzhudasuile，wohaishixiangliuyigequanshilaizhe。
anjingchenzhangdedangzhenshizhilanyushu，tazouguolaideshihoushenshanghaoxianghaipizheguang，zhenzhenshiyangyan。yaobushiwoyidingyaowanchengrenwujiedian，feideguaitazuoweidenanchong，wokoushuidoukuaiyaoliuchulaile。
anjingchenkanzhewopangbianyijingzhengliganjingdenanzhu，yihuodewen：“luoluo，zheishi？”
wodadao：“zheishiwoganggangzailushangsuishoujiuxiadehaizi，jiaosijue。tataichongbaiwole，feiyaobaiwoweishi，wozongguishixinruande，womeiyoubanfa，zhihaotongyile。”
sijueyilianzhenjingdekanzhewo，fangfoshibuganxiangxinwohuishuochuzheiyangdehuaside。wobuyiweiyi，fanzhengzaiwohezheigexiaoguitouzhijiananjingchenkendingshixiangxinwode。
anjingchenyilianleran：“ng，luoluoyizhidouzheiyangjianyiyongwei，zhishishoutuzheishihaishidehuiqugenshifushangliangyixiacaishi。”