陛下就是躺赢狗
《陛下就是躺赢狗》 小说介绍
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《陛下就是躺赢狗》 第3章 免费试读
fenghuozhaoxijing，xinzhongzibuping。
yazhangcifengque，tieqiraolongcheng。
xueandiaoqihua，fengduozagusheng。
ningweibaifuzhang，shengzuoyishusheng。
yangjiongzheigediaomaoyidingmeiyouqinzilaiguojundui，fouzetakendingxiebuchuneimeniubideshi，yinweixingjunyagenmeitachuideneimehaoqingwanzhang，gengduodeshikusehejianxin。
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zanyebuzhidaodajunxingzoulajishichexiangzimadainengganshenme，fanzhengjiushiyaokaorenyibiantuiyibianlazhezou。
什么？马？
nixiangshenmeni？！makeshizhanlveziyuan！birenyaojinguideduo！
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zenmehaibugentangjunganna？ganjindayizhang，laoziduojikerentoujiulikaizheipodifang，huiquyiziyourendeshenfenweidazhoudailaiyichangjuliedeshehuijingjibiange，yilugandaochaotangqucaishizhengjie。
“lingchen、wanggouzi、qinxian，jilaozigunguolai！”
jiuzailingchentamenhuchihuchidedamuzhuangshi，wuzhangdaizhedoumou、tingzhejiangjundu、shouliniezhebianzizouleguolai，duizhelingchentamensangehuhezhe，manliandehuziyegensuizhejirouzaidoudong：
“nimensangegenzheluxiaoxiao，quhebianlashuiqu！”
“是！”
yishenglingxia，lingchenlikejiuheganggangyiqitaimutoudelianggetongpaolaidaomutoujiazicheqian，wanggouzishuangshouwozhucheyuan，jianbangshangtaoshangshengzi；lingchenheqinxianyizuoyiyouzhanzaichelunzipangbian，sangerenhelijiangjiazichetuishang，genzheneiweipizhejiazhoudexiaoxiaoyiqiquhebiandashui。
dashuidedifanglijunyinghaishibijiaoyuande，tamenfeijingbaladehualekuaiershifenzhongcailaidaohebian，baanbiandeluweidoujibodaohou，kaishiyonghulupiaoyaoshuiwangtonglimianzhuang。
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wanggouziheqinxianhaizaimengbizhong，lingchenquetingdaolehenduojiaohansheng。
tayihuodewozhehulupiaopashanganbian，xiangyaokankanzenmegeshier，jieguogangyitaitou，yizhiyujianjiu“sou”deyisheng，tiezhetadetoupicaleguoqu！
lingchenboziyisuo，jinghunweidingdechaozhelairenkanqu——jigeqibingtizheshoulidezhangdaohegongjian，chaozhetamenfeisuchongleguolai。matiyangqichentu，daojianyingfenghuiwu，duandeyigeqishixiongxiong！
zhoujundeyifuneichendoushiheisede，danzheijigeqibingdeyifuqueshilvseneichen，erqietamenshenshangdejiazhouhewuqiyehelingchenzheiliangtiankandaodebutaiyiyang，zaijieheganggangneizhibujiangdaolidejian，yijixiaoxiaobiaozhundetiaoshuidongzuo……
尼玛！唐军！！
meiyourenheyouyu，lingchenlikezhuanshenpaolexialai，hanleyisheng“tangjunlaile”hou，touyebuhuidetiaojinleshuili。
wanggouziheqinxianhaizaiyuandifameng，xiayike，neixietangjunqibingjiucongtugengshangchonglexialai，erhuabushuohuidaojiukan，liangrendoulaibujihanchuqiuraodehua，jiubeipidaozailejiazicheheshuitongpang！xueshuiliuruniningdedimian，henijiangjiaozhizaileyiqi。
“haiyoulianggetiaoshuilile，ganjinzhaochulai，juebunengrangtamenhuiqubaoxin！”
“是！”
lingchenyoudaoyipangdeluweicongli，jiezheshuicaodezhedang，zhimaochugenaodai，youxiehoupadedingzheanbiandezheiquntangjun，meiyihui，qizhongyirenjiuzhanggongdajian，chaozheshuiliyijiansheleguoqu！
“啊——”
jianduzijidashuideneiweidayeyinggaishizaishuilibiejiulexianghuanhuanqi，meixiangdaozheimekuaijiubeiyanjiandetangjunjifaxianle，limajiulinglehefan。
lingchenzhouzhemeitou，qiaoqiaodidongledongerduo，manmanyouchuleluweicong。
tangjunzonggongliugeren，sangeqizhemazaianshangxunshi，lingwaisangezeshishouliwozhegongjian，yaojiankuazhezhangdaozaishuibianxunzhao。zailitamenbuyuanchudecaocongli，buduanyoujiaoyincaichu，kongqizhongpingkonghualuoshuidi，buzixikanhaizhenkanbuchulai。
“噗嗤！”
zhitingdaoyishengdongjing，anbianmabeishangdeyigetangjunjiuwuzhebozi，zhitingtingdeshuaidaozailedishang。
“怎么回事？！”
“不……不知道。”
lingwailiangrenjiantongbanmomingqimiaodeshuailexialai，gangyaoqumashangqianchakan，youshiyidaomenhengshengxiangqi，houmianneigetangjunzhijuedexiongkouyiteng，jinjiezhezuibaxiangshibeishenmedongxijiwuzhuleyiyang，yitouzaidaoxialai。
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“快回……呃！！”
tahuahaimeishuowan，jiuganjuebozishangchuanlaiyizhenjutong，dunshifabuchuyidianshengyin，toukuixiangshibeirencheleyiba，zhijuedeliangyanyihei，jinjiezhetianxuandizhuandefanluomaxia。
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“是！”
lingchenyinshendunzaianbian，kandaozhishanglaileyigetangjunchakan，dunshijiuxiaole。
kaiguayishishuang，yizhikaiguayizhishuang！！
liukerentou，zugouzijinadaodazhoulvkale，jiushibuzhidaonengbunengbaqinxian、wanggouzihaiyouneigexiaoxiaodenaodaiyenaqujiaocha，ruguokeyidehua，zaicouyikerentoutajiunengchishangjunxiangle！qibumeizai？
buguo，zheiyezhishitaxiangxiangeryi，kebuganzhenzheimegan。shaliangmaogongyejiusuanle，haitemeshatongpaomaogong！wanyibeirenjiachachulai，gujixiachanghuihencan……
zheiquntangjunyaoshijuzaiyiqi，lingchenhaizhenyaofeidiangongfu，kepianpiantamenshilinglingsansandezaianbiansouxunziji。zheiyaoshihaigaobuding，tayegaichenzaoshoushishoushiqutoutaile。
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zheishilingchendiyicisharen，kanzhedimianshangbaibainaonaoderouhuahaishiyouxieweilifanyong，dantahaishiqiangrenzhesuanshuangbaliukerentouduolexialai，yongshengzichuanguolianjiaxizailemabozishang。
batangjundejiazhoutaozaizijideyifushanghou，dianlediancongtamenshenshangsouchulaidesuiyinzi，yemeigejiliangzhong，lingchenxianqidesaijinzijixiongkouli，qishang**zhejiangshengxiangjunyingsuozaidedifangfeibenerqu！
tangjundemayoudianaixiao，genzijizaijingquqidejunmawanquanbunengbi，buguoyanxiayezhinengcouhecouhele。
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duifangmeiyourenheyouyu，zhanggongdajianjiuqishezhechaozijizhuilai！
“酸萝卜别吃！！”
lingchenanmayisheng，lianmangchezhejiangshengdiaozhuanmatou，pufuzaimabeishangduobijianshi，canghuangtaoming！
haozaikuaxiademaerjili，lingchenzuanjinlinzilihoushepizouwei，yuanyuandebaneiquntangjunchihoushuaizailenaohou。chulelinzihou，taxianshichaozhedongbianpaoleyihui，youdiaozhuanmatouchaozhebeibianhuanhuanzouqu。
为什么这么走？
因为他不认识路。
——
yueliangzaiyuncenglishiyinshixian，liangpangdoushigaoshanxianshi，shuyingyaoyezaiguamanyinshuangdecaocongzhong，lingchenqianzhemaxingzouzaishenjianpangdeshashitanshang，sizhouanjingdechuqi，zhiyououerchuanlaideyishengniaoming。
weili“gulugulu”dejiaogebuting，congbaitiandaoxianzai，lingchenshenmedoumeichi，yijingedeqianxiongtiehoubeile！yaobushimaerjingui，haiyaokaotahuidaodazhou，lingchenzaojiuqiguoshaoyoule。
qianzhemalaidaoxibian，lingchendunxiashenzi，shuangshoupengqihelideshuijuzheheleliangkouhou，youxilebalian，zheicaishuaizheshouqishen。
tazhunbeizhaogedifangxianlusuyiwan，dengmingtiantianlianglezaijixuxiangbeiqianjin，suirantaburenshilu，dandazhouweiyubeifang，chaozhebeizouzongbuhuicuo。
“哒哒哒~”
jiuzailingchenmozhemabozishangdezongmaokanzhetayeheshuishi，turantingdaocongyuanchuchuanlaileyizhenmatisheng，talikejinzhangleqilai，chouchucongtangjunneilijiaohuodedao，suishizhunbeiyinshen。
jiezheweiruodeyueguang，nengkandaolaidezhiyouyirenyiqi，zheiranglingchenjinbengdeshenjinglveweifangsongleyidian。
mabeishangdeneirentoufalingluan，lvexianlangbei，lianggejianbangshangpizhehuanyantunshoukai，xiongqianshiyuantonghuxinjing，yaojianchanzheheijinfeicuiyudai，zuoyaokuazheyibingdailiusudebaojian，zaoxiexuedi、zhijiahuwan，yikanjiushitiaodayu！
“吁~~”
zaijulilingchenhaibudaoshimidedifang，tazuoxiadejunmasihushitilibuzhi，mengdeshuaidaozailedimianshang，jiangmabeishangderenyeshuailegegouchishi，fangunzhetangzaileshashitanshang。
lingchenheiheiyixiao，wozhedaojiuzouleguoqu，zheisunzibeishuaideqihunbasu，lianzhanqilaidoufeijing，yanchouzheshimeishenmefankangdeliqile。
baijiandejungongjiuzaiyanqian，buyaobaibuyao，zheijiujitalaiyitaodaoguodianyinglideguijiafu。
neirenyezhuyidaolelingchen，shuangshouzhengzhazhechengqizijideshenzi，xiangyaozhanqilai，naiheyouleiyoutong，“peng”deyishengyoupazaileshashishang。
yixiangdaozijijingranhuibeiyigexiaobingfulu，tajiumeilaiyoudeyizhenbiequ，yushifenlichuizhehuzinuhedao：“xianglaofuyishiyingming，heqijingsangyucidiye！！”
shenmewanyi？niantaoshenmeni？
lingchenzoudaozheimingturanmaochulaidezhongnianjianglingshenbian，luchuyifukanlajideyanshen，erhuabushuojiujuqileshouzhongdedao。
danshixiayike，talengzhule。
jiezheyueguangcaikanqingchu，zheihuolimiandeyifuhaoxiangshiheisede，dazhouzhishibiaopei。
lingchenzhouzhemeitou，youxiebuganxindewendao：“ai，laodeng，ninaguode？”
zhongnianjianglingjianyanqiandenianqingrenbingmeiyouhuidaoxialai，fanershichuyanxiangwen，dunshiyeyouxiemobuzhetounao。
duanzandesikaoleyixiahou，tadingzhelingchenshouzhongdetangjunzhangdaoshitanxingdeshuodao：“laofushitangguo……”
xiayike，tajiukandaozheimingnianqingrenlianshangluchulexingfendexiaorong，zuijiaodoukuaiyaoliedaoergenqule，shouzhongdedaoyezaicigaogaojuqi。
“……dechoudi！dazhoujianghuaijiedushiwenxun！”
静，
sizhouanjingdezhiyoufengsheng。
lingchenluchuyifuditielaorenlian，jiangshouzhongdedaochahuidaoqiaolihou，xianqideshuodao：“dashu，xiacishuohuabuyaozheimedachuanqi，rongyibazijiwansi。”
shuoba，tawanyaodixiashenzi，lazhezheigewenxundegebo，jiangtacongdishangfuleqilai。
“xiaoxiongdi…shizhouren？”
“ang，suanshiba~aidashu，niyebeitangjuntouxilema？zenmegenwoyiyangliuwangdaozheier？”
wenxunbeilingchenfudaoanbiandeyijiekumushangzuoxiahou，rouzhezijideyao，yuqijusangzhiji：
“tangjiangwenmaochenwojunliyingweiwen，chubingtuxi，sanchuqudechihoudoubeijieshale，yinciweinengjishitongbao，guerzhaozhidabai……”
呃……
lingchenyaoleyaotou，xinzhonganzifufei：neinizheijunshishuipingyezhenbuzadi~
jiuzailingchenzhunbeihewenxunshangliangshangliang，kankannengbunengxianbatadebaomazailetiantianduzishi，yuanchuzaicichuanlailexuannaodejiaorangsheng！huobatongming、daoguangfanhan，lingtoudeyigeqibingkangzheyigandaqi，shangmianqingqingchuchudexiuzheyige“tang”zi。
“不好！是唐军！”