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jinguanlinerhudahandajiao,pinmingdefankang,dantamenkebuguansanqiershiyi,yixiaziguolailehaojige,tuituisangsangdibalinerhuqiangxingnongdaoleyiyuanwaimiandeyiliangmianbaocheshangmian。
lianggerenyazhelinerhuzaimianbaochedehoupaizuoxia,neiyinannvrenlianggerenzuodaoletadeduimian,shoulinachubijibenhebi,zhunbeishenwenlinerhu。
linerhubeigaodemomingqimiao,tadaizhekuqianghandao:
“nimenpingshazhuaan?!anmeiyouganhuaishi!anhaijiuleyigenvhaizi!nimenfangkaian!ganjinfangkaian!yaoburanangennimenmeiwan!”
nvjiaojingzhangdemeiqingmuxiu,chuanzheyishenjincoudetixinshifuzhuang,kanqilaiyingzixiumei,tayikanlinerhuyizhihaojiaogebuting,turanmeimeiyitiao,shengqidishuodao:
“nihaoshenmehao?!ganjinbizui!laoshijiaodai,zhengqukuandachuli!”
linerhuyitingzheihuahaoxiangshishuojineixiefanrentingdeyiban,tajiudengzhebaiyanhandao:
“anmeiyouganhuaishi!anlaoshijiaodaishaa!?”
nvrenchijingdedengdaleyanjing,zaitadejiyilimian,neixiebeijiaojingzhuaqilaideren,doushihenlaoshide,genghekuangtamenhaishidabeishishixingjingdadui!
zheirenshahuhudenanrenzhendeshiyigeqipaa!?
nvrenbuyoudetoutoudikanlemianqianzheigeshahuhudenanren,ganjuetatebiexiangshitadeneigeqianrennanyou,lianggerensuirandoushishalishaqide,danshizheigerenhaoxiangquanshenchongmanleyizhongzhengyideliliang,zheizhengshitaneigeqianrennanyouquefade。
nvjiaojingbuyoudeduizheigelinerhuyouleyizhonghaogan。
nanjiaojingshengqidiyipaiyizizuodian,shuodao:
“nixiaozikanzheshatoushanaode,liqihailiuliudadea!gangcaiwomenjigerendouzhifubuleni!womenshidabeishixingjingdaduide,zhidaoma!?”
linerhuyaotouhuangnaodishuodao:
“heng!buzhidao!nishixingjingdaduide,anhaishirenminjiefangjunchushen!anshizhenchabing!”
nanjiaojingzhizhelinerhudebizishuodao:
“nihaidese,nixiaozichuangdahuole,mingbaima!?yourenbaojingshuonishexianbangjiaheshanghaitaren,dongma!?nizhidaobaojingderenshisheima!?”
linerhuwaizhebozizhengbiandao:
“anmeiyoubangjiaren!anjiuleren!anbufuqinimenzhuaan!heng!”
男交警冷冷地说道:
“shihuagaosuni,baojingderenshiwomendabeishideshanghuihuizhanghuangyoufatongzhi,nishexianbangjiadeshiwomenhuanghuizhangdenverhuangmiaoke,mingbaima!?nixiaozisuanshitanshangdashile!haidewomenzheixiejiaojingsangengbanyedoubudehaohaoshuijue!”
linerhuboziyiliuliu,guzhidizhongfuneijuhua:
“anmeiyoubangjiaren!anjiuleren!anbufuqi!nimenxiubuxiuxigenanyoushaguanxi!?”
piaoliangnvjiaojingnashouzhoutongletongyipangdenantongshi,ranhouheyanyuesedishuodao:
“weiweiwei!buguanniyoumeiyoushexianbangjiaren,womendouyaowennihua,mingbaima!?xingming?nianling?zhiye?jiguan?jiwoyiyihuidaqingchu!”
linerhuhenghenglebantian,zuihousuoxingyikouqishuodao:
“anjiaolinerhu!senlindelin,yiersandeer,shangshandalaohudehu,shuyang,25,kaichuzuchede,xibeiren!”
kanzhelinerhushalibajideyangzi,haicaozheyikoubiejiaodeputonghua,henshikexiao,danshilinerhubushichuncuishadeneizhongren,tadeshaqilimiantouchuyizhongzhengzhiqixi,shadeyouxiekeai!
nvjiaojingpuchixiaoleyisheng,ranhoumiandaiweixiaodizhiyaotou,yisishishijieshanghaizhendeyougenwoqiannanyouyiyangshahuhuderena!?
nanjiaojingmeiyoufaxianmeinvdeweimiaobianhua,tazhishijiezhewendao:
“linerhu,nizuotianyelidouganlexiesha!?yudaolexieshenmeren!?niyaolaolaoshishijiaodai,buyaoshuahuazhao,mingbaima!?”
linerhunaolenaotou,xianglehaoyihuier,ranhourenzhendishuodao:
“anxianshilakeren,houlaizhunbeiquzhaoxiaohuajie,zaihoulaijiuyudaoleyigenvhaizi,zaihoulaijiujiuleta,zaihoulaijiumeiyoule!”
meijiaojingguanwuzhezuibayoushipuchiyixiao,taganjuezheigelinerhuhenshikeai,zheigerengentajingchangjiechudezheixieshigulaoliandejiaojingyaoqingchundeduo。
meinvxiaobazhihou,jiuqiaoqiaodicoudaonanjiaojingerduonali,duitadigulejijuhua,nanjiaojingzhoulezhoumeitou,weinandishuodao:
“xiaozhang,huanghuizhangqinzijifengjudadianhuale,fengjuzhangxiandingwomenmashangpoan,fangletawomenlianggezenmejifengjujiaodaia!?wokanzaimeiyougaoqingchushiqingdezhenxiangzhiqian,womenhaishibunengfangleta!”
meinvxianglexiang,turanshuodao:
“yaobuzheiyangba!womenxianbuyaoxiajielun,womenxianqingshiqingshifengju!?kankanfengjuzenmeshuo,haoma!?wokanzheigerenbuxiangshineizhonghuairen,kanqilaiguaikeliande!womenkebuyaoyuanwanglelaoshiren!”
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nanjiaojingaobuguomeinvtongshi,yushierweijingguanyiqixiachequjitamendefenglingdaodadianhua,buyihuier,lianggerenjiucongcongmangmangganlaile,jiexialaihuafengtubian,nvjiaojingmangzhejilinerhudakaishoukao,nanjiaojingzezaiyipangbutingdedaoqian:
“aiya!buhaoyisila!xiongdiniqianwanbuyaozaiyia!qianwanbuyaozaiyi!huanghuizhanghefengjuzhangjiuzaibingfanglimiandengzheninli,tamenqingninxianzaiganjinguoqu!hehehe!qingba!”
meinvdakailelinerhudeshoukao,buhaoyisididuilinerhudaoqian,yibiandaoqian,yibianhaitilinerhupaidashenshangdechentu。
linerhubeigaodemomingqimiao,tayikanzheilianggerenjiugenbianlerenyiyang,tabuhaozaifapiqi,zhihaogenzheerweijiaojing,laidaoledabeishirenminyiyuanzhuyuanbuerloudeyijiandanrenbingfanglimian。
bingfanglimianzhanmanleren,yiyuandelingdaomenhaoxiangdoulaile,chuanbaidaguaderenjimanlebingfang,linerhujiuxiadeneigenvhaizijiutangzaikaochuangzideyizhangbingdishang,lianchaozhelimianshuizhe,toushangchanzhehouhoudeshabu。
yiweidabanshimaodenianqingnvrenzhengzhanzaidibian,jijizhazhadishuogebuting。renshitaderendouzhidao,zheigenvrenjiushishanghuihuizhanghuangyoufadelaopojiangxiaoyan。
jiangxiaoyantoutoudikanlekanzijidelaogong,taohaodixiaozheshuodao:
“aiya!taihaole!yishengshuozhishishouleyidianpiwaishang,yangjitianjiuhuihaode!aiyao!meiyouchushizuihaole,kehesiwole!aiya!miaoke!mamakeyaoshuonile,wozuowanzhishishuolenijijueryi,nijiuxunsimiehuode,zheiyihouwoke……”
huangyoufaxianqizhijidichoulechouzijidelaopo,meiyouhaoqididaduantadehua,shuodao:
“jiangxiaoyan,nishaoshuojijuxingbuxing!?nimingmingzhidaomiaokeyouqingduyiyuzheng,nihai**ta!?nishenzhihaidongshoudata!ni,ni,nihaixiangyigedangmuqinderenma!?zheiyaobushiyourenjiulemiaoke,houguobukeshexiang!heng!”
huangyoufawuduanshencai,shentifafudelihai,duzihenda,daizheyifudahaojinshiyanjing,xihuancongjingpianbeihoukuitanren,kanqilaixinubuxingyuse,shenqinghenshiweiyan。
jiangxiaoyanbeihuangyoufadangzhezhongrenyidunxunchi,zhihaohenbuleyidibishanglezuiba,taxinlijurankaishiananditonghenjiuhuangmiaokederenqilai,yaobushizheigeren,laogongzenmezheiyangmata!?
huangyoufashuodaoyourenjiulemiaokezheijuhua,turanhuitou,bunaifandiwenzhanzaishenbianneigelingdaomoyangderenfengdaominshuodao:
“laofeng!jiumiaokedesijidaodilailemeiyou?!”
fengdaominjimanghuitouqukanshenhou,meinvjingguanchenjibalinerhuwanghuizhanghuangyoufademianqianyitui,lianlianshuodao:
“laile!laile!tajiushijiurendesijilinerhu!”
huangyoufayigaigangcaidefennuqingxu,muguangwenhedidingzhulinerhu,shangshangxiaxiasaomiaolezheigechuzuchesijiyifan,turanshenchuyishuangruanmianmiandepangshou,lehehedishuodao:
“hehehe!aiya!taihaole!nijiushijiuwomenmiaokedesiji!?aiya!xiexiela!taiganxienile!xiexienijiulewodenvren,daenwuyiweibaoa,wuyiweibao!hehehe!”
linerhulaolaoshishidishuodao:
“meishi!meishi!wojingchangjiuren!buyongxie!”
huangyoufalengleyixia,yanjiaodeyuweiwenturansuojin,ladalejingpianbeihouyinzangdexiaoyanjing,luchulejiuweidexiaorong,lianlianshuodao:
“haohaohao!zheihuashuodetaihaole!womendabeishijiuqueshaonizheiyangjianyiyongweiderencaia!qingwenninzunxingdaming!?”
linerhuganjingliluodihuidao:
“anjiaolinerhu!senlindelin,yiersandeer,shangshandalaohudehu!”
meinvjingguanyoushipuchiyixiao,huangyoufayitingyejidoulele,tayangtouhahadaxiaobuduan,dagaiconglaimeiyouzheiyangkaixinguole。
huangyoufajiuxiangshijiandaolejiuweidexiyoudongwuyiban,xiaowanzhihou,ganjinshenchupangshouqinqiedipaidapaidalinerhuhoushidejianbang,shuodao:
“hahaha!linerhu,shangshandalaohuderen!hehehe!bucuo!bucuo!xiaohuoziyikanjiushiyigeshizairen!wojiuxihuannizheiyangzhilvdexingge,henhao!henhao!”
huanghuizhangyixiangweirenweiyan,henshaokuajiangzhouweideren,zheiyicipoli,kanlaishizhendeganjizheigejiulezijiguniangdesijile。
yipangdefengdaominyikan,zheigeshaxiaoziyichuchangjiubodelehuanghuizhangrucideqinglai,hairanghuangyoufazheiyanggaoxing,zheikeshihennandedea,xiangbizheigexiaozirihouhuoxuyaohonghuoqilaide!suoyitaganjincoushangqianqu,jinshangtianhuadishuodao:
“shiahuanghuizhang,linerhutongzhibudanjiulenindenver,erqietahaijiuguohaoduoren,taxianzaishiwomendabeishijianyiyongweixiehuidelaohuiyuanli!”
huangyoufayitinghenshimanyi,tagangyaoshuorencainande,linerhuqueturanduifengdaomingshuodao:
“nishuocuole!anzaidabeishihaimeiyoujiuguorenni!yebushishalaohuiyuan!quniancaijiarude!yi!?nizheirenzenmerucilejieana!?”
fengdaominggangadiyixiao,xinlianmazheigexiaozishigedaimi,zailingdaomianqianzenmeyidiandoubuhuishuohua!?zhizhidaoshuolaoshihua!buhuibiantong,yikanjiushiyigenjin!
danshifengdaomingjinrundabeishishijinianle,dangranyehenhuishuohua,taheheyixiao,shuodao:
“hehehe!linerhu,nibushishangguodianshima!suoyiwoduiniyinxiangneishixiangdangdeshenkea!hehehe!niganggangbushijiulewomenhuanghuizhangdenverma!nizheigegonglaokedale!bijiuqitajigerengengjiaguangrongma!hehehe!”
linerhuoleyisheng,shuodao:
“jiurendeshihou,angenbenbuqukantashishei,suoyijiusharendoushiyiyangguanrongde!”
huangyoufayikanzheigelinerhushuohuachengshideyouxieguofen,erqieshuohuahaihenyoudaoli,zaizhifubaoliuxingdeniandai,zheiyanglaoshibajiaojianchiyuanzederenshihennanyudao,jianzhijiuxiangshixiyoudongwuyibanbuhaoxiehou!
suoyihuangyoufaxinliananyidong,turanyouleyigehentebiedexiangfa。
tayushihuitouwenlaopojiangxiaoyandao:
“nidaiqianlemeiyou?!renjialinerhujiulewodeguniang,womennandaobubiaoshibiaoshi!?zhishaoyaojirenjiayixiebaochouma!”
linerhuyitingganjinbaishoushuodao:
“huanghuizhang,buyaobuyao!anbuyaoqian!anjiurenbushiweileqian!anshijianyiyongwei!nimenbuyaodongbudongjiunaqianlaishuoshi,anbuyaoqian!zhende!”
huangyoufadelaopojiangxiaoyanjuedezheigesijishuohuameigaomeidi,tajuranganduihuanghuizhangshuonimenbuyaonaqianshuoshi,zheigerenzhendeshiyigequexinyana!?
jiangxiaoyanxinlihenbugaoxing,jiuxiangshuojitayiwanyuandafazousuanle,dandangzhezheiyangduoderenyoubuhaokaikoushuo,renjiabijingshijiulehuanghuizhangdeguniangma,zenmezhijiyiwanyuanli!
jiangxiaoyanzhengzaijiujie,yipangdefengdaomingbushishijididuihuanghuizhangshuodao:
“huanghuizhang,wangjie!zanmendabeishibushiyoujianyiyongjianglima!?xianglinerhuzheizhongjianyiyongweidexingwei,keyiqushenqingzheizhongjiangli,jiangjindagaishishiwanyuanzuoyouba!”
jiangxiaoyanyoubanachulaideqiansaihuibaolimian,huangyoufalikegaoxingdishuodao:
“haohaohao!jiranzheiyang,fengdaoming,zheigeshiqingjiuyounilaifuze,fuzejilinerhutongzhishenqingyifenjianyiyongweidejiangli!zhidaoma!?zheishitayinggaidedaodema!hahaha!zheigeshiqingniyidingyaobanhaole!daoshihouwoyaoqinziguowende!mingbaima!?”
fengdaomingjimangshuoshishishi,huanghuizhangyiyouweijin,suihoudangzhongyoubiaotaidao:
“o,wohaiyouyigebucuodexiangfa,yesuanshiyigebutaichengshudejianyiba!xianglinerhuzheiyangjianyiyongweiderencai,zanmenshishanghuiheshishanghuigegebumen,yeyaoshidangkaolvxishouyixie,ranhoubuchongdaowomendeganbuduiwulimianlai!zengjiayixiezhengnengliangma!erqiezheiyangdeshiqingkeyiteshiteban,buxuyaozouzhengchangdeluzi,dongma!?”
“gaomishuzhang,zheigeshiqingjiuyounilaifuzebanli!”
dajialikefachuleyizhenreliedezhangsheng!
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