zhujiaoshilinerhuyexiaolandexiaoshuoshi《chaofanxiaorenwu》，tadezuozheshishanyoushui1xiedeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：nongcunxianhuaduo，chengshitaolushen，shangtujierzhe，quzhegengnandeng！laigelinerhu，shadoumeigaodong，jiupingmunaodai，jingranchuangtongguan！laojianjuhua、chengfushenmi、heizhaopinpin、taolulianlian，zennaihedougaobuguolinerhudefudamingdazaohuada，qiekanzheigenongcunlaideshaxiaoziruheyibubuhuaxianweiyi，jianzhaochaizhao，huajiewuqiongwujindegezhongdoushitaolu，yiluchengshizuoren，yilugaozoukaige，zuizhongqiangshijueqi，chengjiu......
gaomishuzhangyitingjiuzhejile，tadanxinyejinglizhendebalinerhutuihuihuangyoufanalidehua，huangyoufashaobuleyaoyanlipipingtayidun，suoyitaganjinshuodao：
“yejingli，linerhushifuzhuanjunren，erqieshizhenchabing，shenshouhenbang！erqietazaidabeishikaichedouyouhaoduonianle，chejineishimeideshuo！suoyi……”
yexiaolandaduangaomishuzhangdehua，shuodao：
“nibuyaoshuole！huangyoufahuizhangxintaihaole，wohenganjita！danshiwobuxiangyaotatuijianjiwodesiji，dongma！？ganjindaizouba！”
gaomishuzhangzhejishanghuodeshuodao：
“yejingli，niyezhidaohuanghuizhangdepiqihenda，wohaipataxianwobanbuchengzheigexiaoshiqing，tahuishoushiwode！suoyiyejinglininkanninhaishibataliuxialaiba，jiusuanjiwogaoqiangyigemianzihaoma！？”
gaoqiangyueshiyaoqiuyexiaolanliuxialinerhu，yexiaolanyueshihuaiyitahehuangyoufadedongji，suoyiyexiaolanyejinglizhijiejujuedao：
“gaomishuzhang，nibuyaoshuole！woyijingjuedingle，wobuhuiyaozheigesijide，niganjinbatadaihuiquba！haole！woyaozoule！wohaiyoushiqingli！”
yipangtingzhedelinerhuxinlianzifennu，tajuedezijijiuxiangshiyizhimeiyourenyaodeshengkouyiban，rangrentiaolaijianqude，zheijianzhitaishangzizunle！
林二虎忍不住说道：
“gaomishuzhang！nibuyaoqiutale！tabuxiangyaoandangsiji，anhaibuxiangjitadangsijili！heng！yifuaomanwulideyangzi，laozihaibuxiangganle！anzoule！”
linerhushuaishoujiuyaolikai，gaoqiangjimanglanzheta，shuodao：
“linerhu！nijiwozhanzhu！nizenmeshuohuali！？renjiashiyejingli，yejingli！nidongma！？nishuohuazenmezheiyangmeiyoulimaoa！？jianzhishihunaoma！”
林二虎瞪眼说道：
“anbuguantashiyejinglihaishiwangdayongwangdongshizhangma，tabuxiangyaoan，anbuqiuta！anxianzaijiuhuiqukaichuzuchequ！shengdejirenxianqi！”
……
yejinglibenlaixianglikebazheigerenjidafahuiqu，dantayitinglinerhushuohuazhilaizhiqu，haoxiangshiyigetebielaoshideren，buxiangshihuangyoufapailaijianshitaderen。
yaoshitabacirentuihuiquzhendeyouxiekexi，erqiezuijintashenbianmafanbuduan，dequexuyaoyigebaohutadetieshensiji。
suoyiyejingliyougaibianlezhuyi，taxiangyaojilinerhuyicijihui，ranhoushitanshitanta，kankantadaodishibushihuangyoufapailaidejianxi，yaobushidehua，jiurangtajizijidangsijijianbaobiaoba！
yexiaolanyushiduigaomishuzhangshuodao：
“haoba，gaomishuzhang，wojiujinijigemianziba！wokanzheigerenhaixing，woxianshiyongshiyongta，niqujihuanghuizhangdaigehua，jiushuolinerhuwozanshiyaole！”
高强高兴地说道：
“yejingli，ninzhendeyaotale！？”
yejinglidiandiantou，shuodao：
“先试用试用吧！”
gaoqiangjimangchonglinerhushuodao：
“linerhu！nihaibuxiexieyejingli！？”
linerhubudaleyidishuodao：
“谢谢你叶经理！”
yexiaolanmeiyoulihuilinerhu，lenglengdiduigaoqiangshuodao：
“gaomishuzhang，zheigerenwoxuyaoshiyongyiduanshijian，mingbaima！？buheshidehuawojiujitahuangyoufatuihuiqu！haole，gaomishuzhang，zheilimeinideshiqingle，nikeyizoule，e！jizhehuiquleshuojuganxiedehua，jiushuowoyexiaolanxiexietahuangyoufademeiyi！”
……
gaoqianggaomishuzhangyizou，yexiaolanjiudaizhelinerhuhuidaoletadebangongsilimian，yijinqutajiubabangongshidemenyiguan，likeduilinerhufeichangbuyouhaodishuodao：
“linerhu！nizuoxia！woyaowennijijuhua！niyaolaolaoshishihuida，mingbaima！？”
linerhuyitingyejinglikouqiyouxiebudabuduijing，taanxiangzheixiegaojilingdaokongpapiqidouzheiyangda，hennansihoude，suoyixinliqishangbaxiadebutashi。
linerhucikecaixiangdaolelaozhangrenliunengtianshuodehua，xiangyaozaiguanchangshanghun，meiyouneiyangjiandan，neilimianderendouhenyouxinji，nilinerhuzheiyangzhilaizhiquderenchibukaide！
linerhuxinliyouxiehouhui，yaoshitazhidaozheilishizheiyangde，tahaiburuqukaizijidechuzucheli，neiyangduoziyouzizaia！shengdefeixinbajideganzheiyangdegongzuo，chilibutaohao！
danshixianzaibuhaobanle，tayijingdayinghuanghuizhangganzheifengongzuole，zenmekenengfanhuini！？
……
linerhudiandiantou，yexiaolanxianmuguangminruidishangxiadaliangzhelinerhu，ranhouwendao：
“linerhu，nishinaliderena！？”
linerhulaolaoshishidihuida：
“anyiqianshilinjiazhuangderen，xianzaishidabeishiren！”
yexiaolanmuguangsisidingzhelinerhu，zhijiewendao：
“nigenneigehuangyoufahuanghuizhangdaodishishaguanxi！？niyaolaoshijiaodai！”
林二虎摇头说道：
“bububu！yejingli，angenhuanghuizhangmeiyourenheguanxi！anyiqiandoubuzhidaotashiwomendabeishidehuizhang！”
yexiaolandehuaiyidadaoleyigexingaodu，tayaotoushuodao：
“meiyourenheguanxi！？burenshi！？linerhu，wojiuzhidaonihuizheiyangshuode！shibushihuangyoufazainilaizhiqian，jiniyijingjiaodaihaole！？henghengheng！wojiuzhidaohuangyoufayouzheiyangyizhao！zheigerenzuoshihenyinxian，jueduishitatiqianjiniandunhaozenmeshuole！shibushi！？zhiqianxinghuangdetuijiandeneijigesiji，yigegedoushizheiyangshuode！heng！zheigelaohuli！”
linerhumeiyoutingdongyejinglihualiyijingyouhuale，tazhishiyihuoyejingliweiherucibuxinrenta？！tajiuyoushuodao：
“yejingli，anzhendegenhuanghuizhangmeiyourenheguanxi！ninzenmebuxiangxinana！？anshiconglaibuhuishuohuangdea！zhende！”
yexiaolanhehelengxiaozheshuodao：
“hehehe！linerhu，nipiansheini！？a！？huanghuizhangyaoshigenniwuqinwugude，tapingshahuibanituijianjiwodangsiji！？huangyoufachuxinjilv，biaomianshangkansiweiwohao，chuchuzhaoguwo，heng！danshitaxinlizenmexiangde，niyiweiwobuzhidaoma？！linerhu，nijiubianba！”
linerhuzheicaitingchulai，yejinglihehuanghuizhangzhijiankendingshiyouwuhui，erqielianggerenmaodunsihuyijingxianluyuyancicengmianle，yijinggongkaihuale。
takebuxiangjiazaitamenzhijianbeiwuhui！
linerhuyushizhijieledangdishuodao：
“yejingli，angentazhendemeiyoushaguanxi！anjiuletadeguniang，suoyitacaidayinganpaianyigegongzuo！jincieryi！”
yexiaolanyejingliyitingzheihua，turandachiyijing，dengyanchijingdiwendao：
“nijiushijiulehuanghuizhangguniangdeneigechuzuchesiji！？”
林二虎点点头。
yejinglitaidulimadabian，tayigaizhiqianbinglengaomandetaidu，jimangcongbangongzhuohoumiandetaishiyishangqishen，zoudaoyinshuijigenqian，qinzijilinerhudaoleyibeishui，ranhouyouqinziduanjilinerhu，shuodao：
“buhaoyisi！linerhu，buhaoyisia！kanlaigangcaiwowuhuinile！duibuqia！jiurendeshijiyijingdengshangbaozhile，woyidazaojiukandaole，meiyoufaxianshinia！hehehe！yuanlaijiurendejiushinia！kanbuchulaia！hehehe！kanlainihuangyoufazhendemeiyoushaguanxi！nizhishijiuletadeguniangeryi！”
linerhulaolaoshishidishuodao：
“anyaobushijiuxiataguniang，tanalihuijianjiejuegongzuoa！”
yexiaolanyejinglilehehedishuodao：
“hehehe！haole！womenbushuozheixielehaoma！？woxianzaiyaozaiyicidixiexieni，xiexienigangcaitiwojiewei，yaobushini，wojintiankendingyaochuchoule！xianzaiwoyijingxiangxinnigenhuangyoufabushiyitiaodaoshangderen，huangyoufazhishixiangganxienicaijinianpaigongzuode，hehehe！haole！woxianzaijiujuedingle，woliuxiani！nijiwodangsiji，meitianjiwokaiche！baohuwo！haoma！？”
linerhubushineiyanggaoxing，talijiexingdishuodao：
“zhende！？yejingli，ninzhendeyaoanjinindangsijile？”
yexiaolandiandiantou，shuodao：
“zhiyaonigenhuangyoufatamenmeiyouhundaoyiqi，woyexiaolanyebushineiyangnanchandelingdao，dongma！？xianzaikanlainizhendebushihuangyoufaderen，erqienishenshoubufan，womeiyouliyoubuyaonia！”
linerhuzhidaogongzuodeshiqingyijingtuodangle，tadangjiduiyejinglishuodao：
“yejingli，anyihoujiushinindesijijianbaobiao！neixiebaogongtouheheidaoshangderenyaoshizaiganzhaonindemafan，kananbubatamenyigegedoujishoushile！”
yexiaolandiandiantou，shuodao：
“linerhu，woxiangxinnidenengli！nishikeyishengrenzheifengongzuode！”
linerhuyigaoxing，limashuodao：
“yejingli，anhaiyouyijianzhongyaodeshiqingyaoxiangninhuibao！”
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