linerhucongyiyuanchulaideshihou,yijingshishangwushidianzhongle,tajimangdadianhualianxidaopaobaibandesijiwangshifu,jiaolebanzhihou,diyishijianxingchongchongdiganwangyexiaohuadefandianlimianqule。
yexiaohuaweilelalongzhulinerhu,keyishuoshifeijinxinji,tazaidabanyelijiugaoleyidunfengshengdezhuguangwancan,zhunbeihelinerhuhaohaodiguoyigelangmandeshengri。
yexiaohuaxileyigereshuizao,jiezhezaijingziqianmiangudaolehaobantian,bazijidabandegenyizhiliangjiaohulijingyiyang,haiteyichuanleyijianjinshendefenselianyiqun。
yexiaohuashijieguohundenvren,tazhidaonanrendouhaozenmeyangdenvren,nvrenyueshihaokan,nanrenzeyueshixihuan,linerhushinanren,dangranyebuliwai!
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benlai,yexiaohuashichenglizhangdadeguniang,jiajilenongcundefuerdaimasan,danshiyexiaohuakanbushangtudediaozhademasan,tazhishikanshanglemasanbaihuahuadeyinzi。
masantouzilehaoduoqian,zaidabeishizuifanhuadejiedaoshangjiyexiaohuakaileyigecanting,cantingdesuoyoushiwudoushiyouyexiaohualaidalide,jiuzheiyangmasancaigenzheigehuashaodenvrenweichilejiniansuoweidehunyinguanxi。
yexiaohuaaimuxurong,tongyangdedaoli,tayekanbushangxiangxialaidelinerhu,suiranmasanlinsiqianbatatuofujilelinerhuxiongdi,danshiyexiaohuabuyiweiran。
gangkaishiyexiaohuabuxiangdalilinerhu,houlaiyikanlinerhulaoshibajiaodemeiyouxinji,taturanxinshenghuaiyi,xiangyaohaohaopianpianzheigelaoshiren,hongxietadeqianhuahua。
keshihoulai,danglinerhubazheijinianzhengdeshiduowanyuan,douyiwuyishiquandijiaojiyexiaohuadalideshihou,yexiaohuazheicaifaxian,shijieshangjuranhaizhendeyouzheiyanglaoshidenanren!?
buzhibujuezhizhong,yexiaohuajurantoutoudikaishixihuanzheigeshahuhudenanrenle!
danshiyexiaohuayehenkezhi,taxinlihenkeqingchule,tahelinerhuyongyuanshibukenengzoudaoyiqide,dabulezhizuopengyou。
yinweitamenlianggegenbenbushiyiludaoderen。
yexiaohuataxuyaozhishilinerhudeqian,buxuyaotadexin,linerhuxuyaodeshijiejiebandeai,tabayexiaohuadangchenglezijideqinrenkandai,suoyimeiyoumeiyourenheqitadexiangfa。
yexiaohualvshizhangyuan,tazhidaozijixiangyaozhangqilalongzhulinerhu,rangtabaqiandouyuanyuanbuduandijitaxinganqingyuandesongguolai,haiburangrenherenfaxian,zheikebuhaoban,bushiguangzaizuishangxunuoxiexiaoenxiaohuijiukeyibandaode。
suoyi,biyaoshitayeyaojilinerhujidianhaochuchangchang!
但只能是浅尝辄止!
……
yexiaohuacaisanshichutou,laogongmasanzaozaojiuchuchehuosile,nianjiqingqingdetashouhuoguadoukuaiyaosiwunianle,suoyitayeyoushidangdexuqiu。
hehehe!tafaxianlaogongbatatuofujilezheigelaoshibajiaodenanren,kanlailaogongmasanzheiyicihaishihenyouyanguanga,faxianleyigehaonanren!
zheiyourangtagenlinerhudeguanxibuqianleyiceng。
zuizhongyaodeshiyexiaohuamingbailinerhushineizhongbuhuisichuzhangyang,daochuchuixuderenqingbonanren,suoyirongyiyoutaguanzhu!
yexiaohuaweicizhuanmenzhunbeileyijianwurendebaoxiangzai,zheiyangdebaoxiangyibanshijineixieqinglvmenchifanyuliude,meiyouxiangdaojintianjizijiyongshangle。
yexiaohuazhufubaoxiangdefuwuyuan,meiyoutadeyunxu,renherendoubuyaojinlai!chulelinerhuzhiwai!
yexiaohuazhunbeihaoleyiqie,keliantaconglingchensidian,yizhidengdaoshangwushidian,dengledagailiugebanxiaoshi,chabuduodengdehuaerdouxiele,zhongjianrangfuwuyuanbafancaidourelehaojihui,linerhuzheicaiqichuanyuyudidaole。
linerhuyijinbaoxiangmen,jiuyigejingdijiyexiaohualianliandaoqian:
“aiya!aiyao!duibuqi!duibuqi!xiaohuajie,buhaoyisila!anyoushiyuele!nikendingyoushengandeqile!?aiya!angaisi!gaisi!nichouanjibazhangba!”
yexiaohuaqishigenbenbushengqi,weileqiantanalihuishengqia!?jiusuanzaidengjigexiaoshiyebusuanshima。
danshitashidangcantinglaobanderen,yesuanshijianghurenshile,kendingshiyiweixijingjibiedenvren,henhuifengchangzuoxi,tayaozhuangchuyifuhenzaiyilinerhuchidaodeyangzi。
yexiaohuaguyizhuangchuyizhonghenaonaodeyangzi,juezhezuibashuodao:
“renjiadoudengleniliugexiaoshile,wancandoubianchengzaocanle,nidoubulai!wohaiyiweiniwangjiwomendeyuehuileni!?nikan,wodexindougenzheixiefancaiyiyangbingliangbingliangdele!nizenmecailaia!?wofaxiannizheigerenzuijinbiandeyuelaiyuebulaoshile!”
林二虎急忙解释道:
“xiaohuajie,bushianbulaoshi,shianjiuleyigeren,dangelejigexiaoshi,suoyicailaichile!zhende!anmeiyoupianni!”
yexiaohuabugaoxingdizoudaolinerhugenqian,yongqianqianshouzhichuoleyixiazilinerhudenaoqiao,ranhousajiaozheshuodao:
“nipianren!renjiacaibuxiangxinli!xianzaideshehuihaiyousheiquzhudongjiuren!?nijiubuparenjiaenia!?duodoulaibujini,haijiuren!wokannikendingshizaisahuang!sahuangsadedouyidianbuxiang!”
linerhubeiyexiaohuashenshangdexiangqigaodeyouxiebushiyi,taxinbuzaiyandishuodao:
“xiaohuajie,zhende!anzhendemeiyoupianni!anyaoshipiannidehua,anjiubudehaosi!niduianzheiyanghao,anzenmerenxinpiannili!”
yexiaohuajimangkanzhe,jiaodididishuodao:
“erhu,woxianzaibudaxiangxinnile!zuotianyeliwodengleniyici,dengdewoxinlihenshizhejide,nizhidaoma!?xianzainiyounazheigelaipianwo,wodouyouxiehaoshengqileyao!neihao,jiejiewowenni,nijiudeshisharena!?”
linerhujiyexiaohuadingzhu,hedelaolaoshishidebugandong,zhishizuilishuodao:
“xiaohuajie,zheicianjiuderenkelebuqile!tababashiwomendabeishidehuizhanghuangyoufa!zhende!”
yexiaohuaxinlidangchangjiugedengyixiazi,tazhidaolinerhushiconglaibuhuishuohuangdeyigeren,erqiekantabuxiangshizaigenzijikaiwanxiaoa!
wosai!meizhunzheishiqingjiushizhende!
yexiaohuayibatuikailinerhu,ranhourenzhendiwendao:
“linerhu!nishibushiyinweilaichile,caiguyibianzheiyangyigegushilaiqipiannijiejie!?shuo!shibushia!?”
linerhuyikanyexiaohuabuxiangxinta,tajiuzhejidishuodao:
“xiaohuajiejie,annalinengpiannia!anzhendejiuledabeishihuizhanghuangyoufadenverhuangmiaoke,zhende!erqie,erqiehuanghuizhanghaidangchangdayingzaidabeishishishanghuijiananpaiyifengongzuoli!heiheihei!”
“haiyou,haiyou,tahaidangchangdayingjianglianshiwanyuan!”
linerhuyikouqishuowan,yexiaohuamashangjiugenyigendanhuangyibandanchuqudabanjie,dengdayanjingwendao:
“zhendema?!neiqianni!?”
linerhugangadeyixiao,shuodao:
“qian!?e!xiaohuajiejie,niyeshitaihuikaiwanxiaole,shiwanyuandejianyiyongweijiangjin,yigelibaizhihoucainengduixian!hehehe!”
……
zheikezhenshisharenyoushafua!zheizhenshishigehuinongde,buruyigemingdadea!?zheibushitianshangdiaoxiayigerouxianbing,zhenghaozadaolinerhuzheigeshaxiaozidenaodaishanglema!
meiyouxiangdaolaotianyejuranrucizhongaizheigelinerhu!
yexiaohuaxiangzhezheigexiaozijijiangshilaiyunzhuan,yexiaohuaxinlibumianyouxieshiluohejidu。
bukuishizuoshengyikaifandiandelaoban,yexiaohuahenkuaidiaozhengguolailezijidefumianqingxu,taananxiangdao,zheigelinerhuyaoshizhendejiulehuizhanghuangyoufadeguniang,neizheilimiankejiudayouwenzhanglaigongtalaicaozuole!
ruguolinerhurihoujiecigaopanshanglehuizhanghuangyoufa,chenglehuangjiadezuoshangke,hehehe!neishahuhudelinerhukejiubushiyibanrenle,tarihoukendingyaofajide,daoshihou,hehehe!woyexiaohuayebushiyaoyulujunzhanma!hehehe!
xiangdaozheili,yexiaohuaxinzhongananqiexi,danshitabiaomianshangyijiuzhuangzuobudongshengse,guyilengbingbingdishuodao:
“woshishuonizuowanzhengdefenziqianni!?heng!wokebuxiangnineijianyiyongweideshiwanyuanjiangjin!aiaiai,linerhu,nixiangyaobazheishiwanyuanganshaa!?shuojijietingting!xixixi!”
yexiaohuabuhaoyisizhijiexianglinerhutaoyaoneishiwanyuan,neiyangxiandetailugu,suoyitajimanggaikoushuohua,danzuihouhaishirenbuzhuwenlezheishiwanyuan。
linerhuyiting,ganjinqishen,shenshoucongkudanglimianyitao!wokao!zhitaochujibaiyuanlai,ranhoubuhaoyisididijilinerhu,gangadishuodao:
“aiyao!xiaohuajie,buhaoyisi,anjiurendeshihoubuxiaoxindiulexie,shengxiadejiyiyuanjiaoledianyajin,xianzaizhishengwubaiyuanle!”
yexiaohuayibanaguoneiwubaiyuan,xunsudiwangkuzikoudailimianyichuai,ranhoubumandishuodao:
“jiunizheiyangdeshixinyancaihuiganjiurenzheizhongshiqing!erqiejiulerenhaiwanglimiandaqian,shaziani!?yi!wobushijinimaileyigezhuanmenzhuangqiandeqianbaoma,nizenmehaibaqianwangkudanglimianzang!?zangsile!jizhu!yihoubuxubaqianzangzaikudanglimian,mingbaima!?”
linerhuhanhoudiyixiao,shuodao:
“xiaohuajie,anxiguanle,ancongxiaojiumeiyouqianbao,yeyerangwoqujishishangmaidongxi,jiuranganbatajiandejikuaiqiandouzangzaikudanglimian,yeyeshuoneiyangjiubuhuirangzeitouqule;chenglixiaotouduo,anbaqianzangzaikudanglicaianquan,shibushixiaohuajie?heiheihei!”
yexiaohuawunaidiyaoyaotou,ranhouzhizheyizhuozidefancai,shuodao:
“zheidoushijiejinizhunbeidefancai,nizhetengleyiwanshang,xianzaikendingehuaileba!?ganjinchiba!duochidian!ganqihuolaicaiyoujing!”
linerhuditouyikan,yanqianyouyizhuozifengshengderoucai,dangzhongjianhaiyouyigetazuiaichidedadangao,linerhubuyoudezhiliukoushui,liekaihouhoudezuichun,heiheiyixiao,shuodao:
“xiaohuajie,nizuodefancaizenmedoushianpingshizuixihuanchide!?nizhenshishenxianjiejiea!?duianshileruzhizhang!zhidaoanxihuanchishadongxi,hehe!xiaohuajie,niduianjianzhishitaihaole!biandeqinjiejiehaihaoduoshaobei!”
yexiaohuayibianjilinerhujiacai,yibianyouyoudishuodao:
“erhu,nihaimeiyoushuonineishiwanyuanzenmehuaa!?”
林二虎干脆地说道:
“genfenziqianyiyang,andoufangzaijiejienizheili!”
yexiaohuachijingdichadianhanchulai:
“真的!?”
linerhuyanxiayikoucai,shuodao:
“anshuohuasuanshu!zhende!”
yexiaohuaxinlisuirangaoxing,danshizuishangjixulenglengdishuodao:
“niduijiehao,jieyeduinihao!danjiepaniyihoufadale,youqianyoushile,daoshihouburenshijiele,wangjijieduinidehaochule!”
linerhulangtunhuyandimengchileyidun,ranhoushenchudashoupengpengzuibashangdeyouni,shuodao:
“nanengli!jienizenmezheiyangxiangan!?anbushineizhongren!anzheizhonglaoshigenbenrenfabuleji,wanyiyaoshizhendefajile,andiyigexiangdaodejiushini!diyigebaodadejiushini!zhende!”
……
kanzhemianqianhanhoulaoshi,hubeixiongyao,shentizhuangshidigenyitouxiaoniuduyiyangdelinerhu,zaixiangyixiangzijineigeganbiewurou,shuohuanvxixi,jingchangbingyangyangdesiguilaogongmasan,yexiaohuaxinlituranganjuelinerhucaixiangshiyigezhenzhengdenanren!
yexiaohuaxinlihengaoxing,tayushidiashengdiaqidiwendao:
“erhu,jiewenniyijuhua,niyaolaolaoshishidehuida!dongma!?”
linerhugandaoxinlifahuang,yushishuodao:
“xiaohuajiejie,niwenba,ankendingshihuashishuo!”
yexiaohuayanshenzuoguyoupandiwendao:
“erhu,nikanjiejiewozhanghaokanbuhaokana!?”
linerhujiejiebabadishuodao:
“haokan!haokan!hewojiejieyiyangde!”
yexiaohuagouzhetou,yanjingjindinglinerhudeyanjing,wendao:
“erhu,neijiewenniyijuhua,niyeyaolaolaoshishidehuida,mingbaima!?nineishiwanyuanjiangjin,shizhendecunzaiwozheili,haishijiaojinineigeshaxifu!?”
linerhuxiangdoumeiyouxiang,limashuodao:
“jie,andangranshifangzainizheilile!ancaibuhuijianneigeshaxifu!tabuhuihuaqian,yaoneimeduoqianganma!?”
yexiaohuayitinggaoxingdexinzhongananfadou,taturancoujinlinerhu,jihukeyigandaolinerhuqiangliedexinzangtiaodong!
yexiaohuajidongleqilai,redelinerhuyeganjueshenshangbubucuo,erqiebizilimianyouwendaolenongliedexiangshuiweidao,gengjia**detaxinliyizhenzhenbuanning。
danshilinerhuyizhibayexiaohuadangchengshizijideqinjiejiekandai,erqieyexiaohuashitalaoxiangmasandenvren,talinerhujueduibunengpeng!
朋友妻不可欺啊!
yazhizhujuliedechongdongzhihou,linerhuyushilaguoyibayizi,duiyexiaohuashuodao:
“jie,zheieryouyizi,nihaishizuozaizheiliba,anjuedezheiyangyouxiejidehuang!”
yexiaohuayikanlinerhushahuhudeyangzi,zheigengjiajiqiletadeqingxu,yexiaohuapuchiyixiao,kanzhelinerhu,shuodao:
“xixixi!erhu,jiejiuxihuannizheishahuhushayebudongdeyangzi!zheiyangcaihaowanli!buguo,buguo,erhu,wohaiyaowenyiwen,nizhendezheiyangxinrenjiema!?”
linerhujiuxiangshibeifululedenuliyiyang,laolaoshishidishuodao:
“neishikendingdela!anzhengdesuoyouqianyihoudouquancunzaijiezheilile!anshuohuasuanshu!”
yexiaohuaguyishitanzheshuodao:
“erhu,nijiubupajiehualenideqiana!?”
林二虎笑着说道:
“nanengni!jiebushineizhongren,zaishuolejiehuadianwodeqianshiyinggaide,wobuzaihu!”
yexiaohuaxinlijidongwanfen,danshitahaishibudongshengse,jixuwendao:
“erhu,niyihouwanyiyaoshizaishishanghuilimiangandale,dangshangledaguan,nihuibuhuibulijiele!?woyaonishuoshihua!”
linerhuzhengtuoleyexiaohuadeyongbao,kangkaijiangdidashengshuodao:
“buhuide!buhuide!anlinerhujiusuanshidangshanglehuizhang,huozheshishengzhangzheiyangdedaguan,andoubuhuiwangjixiaohuajiejieduiandehao!zhende!”
kanzhelinerhuzheiyangxinrenta,yexiaohuaturanxintouyire,taqingbuzijin,coudaolinerhugenqian,duitashuodao:
“erhu,jiejiuxihuanniduiwozheiyangzhongcheng!jiexihuannishahuhudeyangzi!jiebuxihuannibeinineigezhangmuniangyijiaziqifu!jieyihouyizhiyaobaohuni!”
linerhubeiyexiaohuagaodeshouzuwucuo,tameiyouyisiyihaodexinlizhunbei,tayizhibayexiaohuadangchengzijideqinjiejiekandai,zenmeyangdouxiabuleshoua!
linerhugangyaotuikai**sishedeyexiaohua,turanjiutingjianbaoxiangwaimianchuanlaiyizhenkuangnudeqiaomensheng:
“kaimen!kaimen!kuaikaimen!”