第5章 好事连连

linerhucongyiyuanchulaideshihou,yijingshishangwushidianzhongle,tajimangdadianhualianxidaopaobaibandesijiwangshifu,jiaolebanzhihou,diyishijianxingchongchongdiganwangyexiaohuadefandianlimianqule。

yexiaohuaweilelalongzhulinerhu,keyishuoshifeijinxinji,tazaidabanyelijiugaoleyidunfengshengdezhuguangwancan,zhunbeihelinerhuhaohaodiguoyigelangmandeshengri。

yexiaohuaxileyigereshuizao,jiezhezaijingziqianmiangudaolehaobantian,bazijidabandegenyizhiliangjiaohulijingyiyang,haiteyichuanleyijianjinshendefenselianyiqun。

yexiaohuashijieguohundenvren,tazhidaonanrendouhaozenmeyangdenvren,nvrenyueshihaokan,nanrenzeyueshixihuan,linerhushinanren,dangranyebuliwai!

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benlai,yexiaohuashichenglizhangdadeguniang,jiajilenongcundefuerdaimasan,danshiyexiaohuakanbushangtudediaozhademasan,tazhishikanshanglemasanbaihuahuadeyinzi。

masantouzilehaoduoqian,zaidabeishizuifanhuadejiedaoshangjiyexiaohuakaileyigecanting,cantingdesuoyoushiwudoushiyouyexiaohualaidalide,jiuzheiyangmasancaigenzheigehuashaodenvrenweichilejiniansuoweidehunyinguanxi。

yexiaohuaaimuxurong,tongyangdedaoli,tayekanbushangxiangxialaidelinerhu,suiranmasanlinsiqianbatatuofujilelinerhuxiongdi,danshiyexiaohuabuyiweiran。

gangkaishiyexiaohuabuxiangdalilinerhu,houlaiyikanlinerhulaoshibajiaodemeiyouxinji,taturanxinshenghuaiyi,xiangyaohaohaopianpianzheigelaoshiren,hongxietadeqianhuahua。

keshihoulai,danglinerhubazheijinianzhengdeshiduowanyuan,douyiwuyishiquandijiaojiyexiaohuadalideshihou,yexiaohuazheicaifaxian,shijieshangjuranhaizhendeyouzheiyanglaoshidenanren!?

buzhibujuezhizhong,yexiaohuajurantoutoudikaishixihuanzheigeshahuhudenanrenle!

danshiyexiaohuayehenkezhi,taxinlihenkeqingchule,tahelinerhuyongyuanshibukenengzoudaoyiqide,dabulezhizuopengyou。

yinweitamenlianggegenbenbushiyiludaoderen。

yexiaohuataxuyaozhishilinerhudeqian,buxuyaotadexin,linerhuxuyaodeshijiejiebandeai,tabayexiaohuadangchenglezijideqinrenkandai,suoyimeiyoumeiyourenheqitadexiangfa。

yexiaohualvshizhangyuan,tazhidaozijixiangyaozhangqilalongzhulinerhu,rangtabaqiandouyuanyuanbuduandijitaxinganqingyuandesongguolai,haiburangrenherenfaxian,zheikebuhaoban,bushiguangzaizuishangxunuoxiexiaoenxiaohuijiukeyibandaode。

suoyi,biyaoshitayeyaojilinerhujidianhaochuchangchang!

但只能是浅尝辄止!

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yexiaohuacaisanshichutou,laogongmasanzaozaojiuchuchehuosile,nianjiqingqingdetashouhuoguadoukuaiyaosiwunianle,suoyitayeyoushidangdexuqiu。

hehehe!tafaxianlaogongbatatuofujilezheigelaoshibajiaodenanren,kanlailaogongmasanzheiyicihaishihenyouyanguanga,faxianleyigehaonanren!

zheiyourangtagenlinerhudeguanxibuqianleyiceng。

zuizhongyaodeshiyexiaohuamingbailinerhushineizhongbuhuisichuzhangyang,daochuchuixuderenqingbonanren,suoyirongyiyoutaguanzhu!

yexiaohuaweicizhuanmenzhunbeileyijianwurendebaoxiangzai,zheiyangdebaoxiangyibanshijineixieqinglvmenchifanyuliude,meiyouxiangdaojintianjizijiyongshangle。

yexiaohuazhufubaoxiangdefuwuyuan,meiyoutadeyunxu,renherendoubuyaojinlai!chulelinerhuzhiwai!

yexiaohuazhunbeihaoleyiqie,keliantaconglingchensidian,yizhidengdaoshangwushidian,dengledagailiugebanxiaoshi,chabuduodengdehuaerdouxiele,zhongjianrangfuwuyuanbafancaidourelehaojihui,linerhuzheicaiqichuanyuyudidaole。

linerhuyijinbaoxiangmen,jiuyigejingdijiyexiaohualianliandaoqian:

“aiya!aiyao!duibuqi!duibuqi!xiaohuajie,buhaoyisila!anyoushiyuele!nikendingyoushengandeqile!?aiya!angaisi!gaisi!nichouanjibazhangba!”

yexiaohuaqishigenbenbushengqi,weileqiantanalihuishengqia!?jiusuanzaidengjigexiaoshiyebusuanshima。

danshitashidangcantinglaobanderen,yesuanshijianghurenshile,kendingshiyiweixijingjibiedenvren,henhuifengchangzuoxi,tayaozhuangchuyifuhenzaiyilinerhuchidaodeyangzi。

yexiaohuaguyizhuangchuyizhonghenaonaodeyangzi,juezhezuibashuodao:

“renjiadoudengleniliugexiaoshile,wancandoubianchengzaocanle,nidoubulai!wohaiyiweiniwangjiwomendeyuehuileni!?nikan,wodexindougenzheixiefancaiyiyangbingliangbingliangdele!nizenmecailaia!?wofaxiannizheigerenzuijinbiandeyuelaiyuebulaoshile!”

林二虎急忙解释道:

“xiaohuajie,bushianbulaoshi,shianjiuleyigeren,dangelejigexiaoshi,suoyicailaichile!zhende!anmeiyoupianni!”

yexiaohuabugaoxingdizoudaolinerhugenqian,yongqianqianshouzhichuoleyixiazilinerhudenaoqiao,ranhousajiaozheshuodao:

“nipianren!renjiacaibuxiangxinli!xianzaideshehuihaiyousheiquzhudongjiuren!?nijiubuparenjiaenia!?duodoulaibujini,haijiuren!wokannikendingshizaisahuang!sahuangsadedouyidianbuxiang!”

linerhubeiyexiaohuashenshangdexiangqigaodeyouxiebushiyi,taxinbuzaiyandishuodao:

“xiaohuajie,zhende!anzhendemeiyoupianni!anyaoshipiannidehua,anjiubudehaosi!niduianzheiyanghao,anzenmerenxinpiannili!”

yexiaohuajimangkanzhe,jiaodididishuodao:

“erhu,woxianzaibudaxiangxinnile!zuotianyeliwodengleniyici,dengdewoxinlihenshizhejide,nizhidaoma!?xianzainiyounazheigelaipianwo,wodouyouxiehaoshengqileyao!neihao,jiejiewowenni,nijiudeshisharena!?”

linerhujiyexiaohuadingzhu,hedelaolaoshishidebugandong,zhishizuilishuodao:

“xiaohuajie,zheicianjiuderenkelebuqile!tababashiwomendabeishidehuizhanghuangyoufa!zhende!”

yexiaohuaxinlidangchangjiugedengyixiazi,tazhidaolinerhushiconglaibuhuishuohuangdeyigeren,erqiekantabuxiangshizaigenzijikaiwanxiaoa!

wosai!meizhunzheishiqingjiushizhende!

yexiaohuayibatuikailinerhu,ranhourenzhendiwendao:

“linerhu!nishibushiyinweilaichile,caiguyibianzheiyangyigegushilaiqipiannijiejie!?shuo!shibushia!?”

linerhuyikanyexiaohuabuxiangxinta,tajiuzhejidishuodao:

“xiaohuajiejie,annalinengpiannia!anzhendejiuledabeishihuizhanghuangyoufadenverhuangmiaoke,zhende!erqie,erqiehuanghuizhanghaidangchangdayingzaidabeishishishanghuijiananpaiyifengongzuoli!heiheihei!”

“haiyou,haiyou,tahaidangchangdayingjianglianshiwanyuan!”

linerhuyikouqishuowan,yexiaohuamashangjiugenyigendanhuangyibandanchuqudabanjie,dengdayanjingwendao:

“zhendema?!neiqianni!?”

linerhugangadeyixiao,shuodao:

“qian!?e!xiaohuajiejie,niyeshitaihuikaiwanxiaole,shiwanyuandejianyiyongweijiangjin,yigelibaizhihoucainengduixian!hehehe!”

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zheikezhenshisharenyoushafua!zheizhenshishigehuinongde,buruyigemingdadea!?zheibushitianshangdiaoxiayigerouxianbing,zhenghaozadaolinerhuzheigeshaxiaozidenaodaishanglema!

meiyouxiangdaolaotianyejuranrucizhongaizheigelinerhu!

yexiaohuaxiangzhezheigexiaozijijiangshilaiyunzhuan,yexiaohuaxinlibumianyouxieshiluohejidu。

bukuishizuoshengyikaifandiandelaoban,yexiaohuahenkuaidiaozhengguolailezijidefumianqingxu,taananxiangdao,zheigelinerhuyaoshizhendejiulehuizhanghuangyoufadeguniang,neizheilimiankejiudayouwenzhanglaigongtalaicaozuole!

ruguolinerhurihoujiecigaopanshanglehuizhanghuangyoufa,chenglehuangjiadezuoshangke,hehehe!neishahuhudelinerhukejiubushiyibanrenle,tarihoukendingyaofajide,daoshihou,hehehe!woyexiaohuayebushiyaoyulujunzhanma!hehehe!

xiangdaozheili,yexiaohuaxinzhongananqiexi,danshitabiaomianshangyijiuzhuangzuobudongshengse,guyilengbingbingdishuodao:

“woshishuonizuowanzhengdefenziqianni!?heng!wokebuxiangnineijianyiyongweideshiwanyuanjiangjin!aiaiai,linerhu,nixiangyaobazheishiwanyuanganshaa!?shuojijietingting!xixixi!”

yexiaohuabuhaoyisizhijiexianglinerhutaoyaoneishiwanyuan,neiyangxiandetailugu,suoyitajimanggaikoushuohua,danzuihouhaishirenbuzhuwenlezheishiwanyuan。

linerhuyiting,ganjinqishen,shenshoucongkudanglimianyitao!wokao!zhitaochujibaiyuanlai,ranhoubuhaoyisididijilinerhu,gangadishuodao:

“aiyao!xiaohuajie,buhaoyisi,anjiurendeshihoubuxiaoxindiulexie,shengxiadejiyiyuanjiaoledianyajin,xianzaizhishengwubaiyuanle!”

yexiaohuayibanaguoneiwubaiyuan,xunsudiwangkuzikoudailimianyichuai,ranhoubumandishuodao:

“jiunizheiyangdeshixinyancaihuiganjiurenzheizhongshiqing!erqiejiulerenhaiwanglimiandaqian,shaziani!?yi!wobushijinimaileyigezhuanmenzhuangqiandeqianbaoma,nizenmehaibaqianwangkudanglimianzang!?zangsile!jizhu!yihoubuxubaqianzangzaikudanglimian,mingbaima!?”

linerhuhanhoudiyixiao,shuodao:

“xiaohuajie,anxiguanle,ancongxiaojiumeiyouqianbao,yeyerangwoqujishishangmaidongxi,jiuranganbatajiandejikuaiqiandouzangzaikudanglimian,yeyeshuoneiyangjiubuhuirangzeitouqule;chenglixiaotouduo,anbaqianzangzaikudanglicaianquan,shibushixiaohuajie?heiheihei!”

yexiaohuawunaidiyaoyaotou,ranhouzhizheyizhuozidefancai,shuodao:

“zheidoushijiejinizhunbeidefancai,nizhetengleyiwanshang,xianzaikendingehuaileba!?ganjinchiba!duochidian!ganqihuolaicaiyoujing!”

linerhuditouyikan,yanqianyouyizhuozifengshengderoucai,dangzhongjianhaiyouyigetazuiaichidedadangao,linerhubuyoudezhiliukoushui,liekaihouhoudezuichun,heiheiyixiao,shuodao:

“xiaohuajie,nizuodefancaizenmedoushianpingshizuixihuanchide!?nizhenshishenxianjiejiea!?duianshileruzhizhang!zhidaoanxihuanchishadongxi,hehe!xiaohuajie,niduianjianzhishitaihaole!biandeqinjiejiehaihaoduoshaobei!”

yexiaohuayibianjilinerhujiacai,yibianyouyoudishuodao:

“erhu,nihaimeiyoushuonineishiwanyuanzenmehuaa!?”

林二虎干脆地说道:

“genfenziqianyiyang,andoufangzaijiejienizheili!”

yexiaohuachijingdichadianhanchulai:

“真的!?”

linerhuyanxiayikoucai,shuodao:

“anshuohuasuanshu!zhende!”

yexiaohuaxinlisuirangaoxing,danshizuishangjixulenglengdishuodao:

“niduijiehao,jieyeduinihao!danjiepaniyihoufadale,youqianyoushile,daoshihouburenshijiele,wangjijieduinidehaochule!”

linerhulangtunhuyandimengchileyidun,ranhoushenchudashoupengpengzuibashangdeyouni,shuodao:

“nanengli!jienizenmezheiyangxiangan!?anbushineizhongren!anzheizhonglaoshigenbenrenfabuleji,wanyiyaoshizhendefajile,andiyigexiangdaodejiushini!diyigebaodadejiushini!zhende!”

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kanzhemianqianhanhoulaoshi,hubeixiongyao,shentizhuangshidigenyitouxiaoniuduyiyangdelinerhu,zaixiangyixiangzijineigeganbiewurou,shuohuanvxixi,jingchangbingyangyangdesiguilaogongmasan,yexiaohuaxinlituranganjuelinerhucaixiangshiyigezhenzhengdenanren!

yexiaohuaxinlihengaoxing,tayushidiashengdiaqidiwendao:

“erhu,jiewenniyijuhua,niyaolaolaoshishidehuida!dongma!?”

linerhugandaoxinlifahuang,yushishuodao:

“xiaohuajiejie,niwenba,ankendingshihuashishuo!”

yexiaohuayanshenzuoguyoupandiwendao:

“erhu,nikanjiejiewozhanghaokanbuhaokana!?”

linerhujiejiebabadishuodao:

“haokan!haokan!hewojiejieyiyangde!”

yexiaohuagouzhetou,yanjingjindinglinerhudeyanjing,wendao:

“erhu,neijiewenniyijuhua,niyeyaolaolaoshishidehuida,mingbaima!?nineishiwanyuanjiangjin,shizhendecunzaiwozheili,haishijiaojinineigeshaxifu!?”

linerhuxiangdoumeiyouxiang,limashuodao:

“jie,andangranshifangzainizheilile!ancaibuhuijianneigeshaxifu!tabuhuihuaqian,yaoneimeduoqianganma!?”

yexiaohuayitinggaoxingdexinzhongananfadou,taturancoujinlinerhu,jihukeyigandaolinerhuqiangliedexinzangtiaodong!

yexiaohuajidongleqilai,redelinerhuyeganjueshenshangbubucuo,erqiebizilimianyouwendaolenongliedexiangshuiweidao,gengjia**detaxinliyizhenzhenbuanning。

danshilinerhuyizhibayexiaohuadangchengshizijideqinjiejiekandai,erqieyexiaohuashitalaoxiangmasandenvren,talinerhujueduibunengpeng!

朋友妻不可欺啊!

yazhizhujuliedechongdongzhihou,linerhuyushilaguoyibayizi,duiyexiaohuashuodao:

“jie,zheieryouyizi,nihaishizuozaizheiliba,anjuedezheiyangyouxiejidehuang!”

yexiaohuayikanlinerhushahuhudeyangzi,zheigengjiajiqiletadeqingxu,yexiaohuapuchiyixiao,kanzhelinerhu,shuodao:

“xixixi!erhu,jiejiuxihuannizheishahuhushayebudongdeyangzi!zheiyangcaihaowanli!buguo,buguo,erhu,wohaiyaowenyiwen,nizhendezheiyangxinrenjiema!?”

linerhujiuxiangshibeifululedenuliyiyang,laolaoshishidishuodao:

“neishikendingdela!anzhengdesuoyouqianyihoudouquancunzaijiezheilile!anshuohuasuanshu!”

yexiaohuaguyishitanzheshuodao:

“erhu,nijiubupajiehualenideqiana!?”

林二虎笑着说道:

“nanengni!jiebushineizhongren,zaishuolejiehuadianwodeqianshiyinggaide,wobuzaihu!”

yexiaohuaxinlijidongwanfen,danshitahaishibudongshengse,jixuwendao:

“erhu,niyihouwanyiyaoshizaishishanghuilimiangandale,dangshangledaguan,nihuibuhuibulijiele!?woyaonishuoshihua!”

linerhuzhengtuoleyexiaohuadeyongbao,kangkaijiangdidashengshuodao:

“buhuide!buhuide!anlinerhujiusuanshidangshanglehuizhang,huozheshishengzhangzheiyangdedaguan,andoubuhuiwangjixiaohuajiejieduiandehao!zhende!”

kanzhelinerhuzheiyangxinrenta,yexiaohuaturanxintouyire,taqingbuzijin,coudaolinerhugenqian,duitashuodao:

“erhu,jiejiuxihuanniduiwozheiyangzhongcheng!jiexihuannishahuhudeyangzi!jiebuxihuannibeinineigezhangmuniangyijiaziqifu!jieyihouyizhiyaobaohuni!”

linerhubeiyexiaohuagaodeshouzuwucuo,tameiyouyisiyihaodexinlizhunbei,tayizhibayexiaohuadangchengzijideqinjiejiekandai,zenmeyangdouxiabuleshoua!

linerhugangyaotuikai**sishedeyexiaohua,turanjiutingjianbaoxiangwaimianchuanlaiyizhenkuangnudeqiaomensheng:

“kaimen!kaimen!kuaikaimen!”