录个节目，你开三崩子带白露逛菜市场？
《录个节目，你开三崩子带白露逛菜市场？》 小说介绍
《lugejiemu，nikaisanbengzidaibailuguangcaishichang？》shiboliaishangmaosuochuangzuodeyibulingrentaozuidedoushixiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoqinfeibailuzhankai，ronghelelangmandeaiqing、cijidemaoxianheshenkederenshengzheli。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqixinidemiaoshuhelingrenxindongdeqingganmiaoxieeryingdeleduzhemendexiai。dangbailugensheyingshibeizhebeilouzoudaolexiaoloufangdeyuanmenwaimian，jiutingdaoleqinfeizaiyuanzilirangkaisangzidehansheng，“bama，wohuilaile！”“youchi……。
《录个节目，你开三崩子带白露逛菜市场？》 第3章 秦飞白露比窦娥还冤 免费试读
“aiaiai，ba、ba，ninganshenmeni，shounasaozhouchuangtianxianima？dasaoweishengzheizhongshizenmenenglundaonin？”
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看着这一家子人，
bailudaidaidezhalezhayan，huranganjuezheixinlihaopingheng。
对！
打！
使劲打！
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“没事！”
“阿姨，真没事！”
“yifunongzanglemeiguanxi，leiyidianyemeiguanxi。”
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sihuyoudianpianlea，renshebeidaipianle，pianlea！
不过....
怎么就....
xinlihaoshuang，zhentemoshuang！
tebieshikandaoqinfeidelaomayenaqiyibasaozhoudeshihou，bietizheixinliyouduoshuangkuaile。
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“兔崽子....”
qinfeishayanle，mengbile。
这...
zijijianzhibidouehaiyuan！！！
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白露....
害！
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bingqiezheishihoudouhaizaibianshangshuozhe.......shushuayibieda，bushiqinfeidecuo，doushiwomenshashashasha.......
还说？
这女人她还说！
bushuohaihao，zheiyitianyoujiacu，qinfeijiukandaobamajianzhiyaofangfeileziwo。
“ma，woqujibailunaxingli，nimenxianrenshirenshi，a，renshirenshi....”
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哎！
烦躁啊！
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kongpayejiuzhiyoulaomazheiyangdeqisimiaoxiangcainenggouxiangchulairucijingtiandejinnangmiaoji。
他是没人要吗？
不！
zhishidanchunhaibuxiang，birushuoxianzai....
女人心海底捞！
bailuwanquanyanyichulaile！
eryanqiandeyimu，rangsheyingshikangzhedejingtoudoujizhibolechuqu。
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——“hahaha，kanzheqinfeibeibamazhuizheaizou，wozheixinlizajiuneimexingzailehuoni？”
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——“qinfei：qiaoqiao，nimenjiuqiaoqiao，zaishurenmianqianchuiniuyaoaileipi！kanwomashuodeneijiaoshenmehua，ershijinianxiaguochuma？kezhenshi......xiashuoshenmedashihuaa！”
——“duiduidui，mingmingbuhuixiachu，haipianpianneimezhengerbajingdehushuobadao，qinfeishidongzenmeshuohuangde，lianbuhongqibuchuanxinbutiaodeneizhong！”
......
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还问她饿不饿...
buguojiushizheiweijiaozuowangdazhuangdedadang，renruqiming，yidianyebuzhuang，shougaoshougaode。
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杨蜜楞楞的点头，
deque，wangdazhuangrenruqiming，shougaoshougaode...
yangmizheishihouyezaixiang，yebuzhidaobailutamenzenmeyangle。
huicundeshihousihumeijiandaolulu，taneigeyangguangkailangdananhaibandedadangyinggaiyegenwangdazhuangyiyangdehentiexindeba？
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kanluludadangdeyangzi，jiuhaoshizai，yikanjiushigedahaorendezhangxiang。
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——“dazhuangzhenshigenuannan，juranweiwojiadamimixiujianleduliweishengjian。”
——“hahaha，nuanshinuan，jiushi......taifaweile！haishibailugentadedadangqinfeineibianyaofeiqi！”
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——“？？？baimengyan？sheia？ya，zheibushibailudezhenmingma？zheihuasheishuode，neime**！”
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——“bailu：bieganwozou！zhendebieganwozou，wokeyiganhuo，leiyidianwusuowei！hahaha.....”
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——“？？？？？loushangdejieshiyixia，haohaoqi，zhendehaohaoqi！”
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wangyouzonghengqingchangdianping：《lugejiemu，nikaisanbengzidaibailuguangcaishichang？》zhongdeqinfeibailujuyouxianmingdegexing，rangrennanyiwangji。juqingzhongdeqitajiaoseyegeyoutese，shirenjiyiyouxin。
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