录个节目，你开三崩子带白露逛菜市场？
《录个节目，你开三崩子带白露逛菜市场？》 小说介绍
《lugejiemu，nikaisanbengzidaibailuguangcaishichang？》shiyouzuozhe“boliaishangmao”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshiqinfeibailu，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：qinfeihuitoudao：“buranni？”“chiwode，zhuwode，haiyaojiaoshuidian，haiyaoxiachujinimenzuofan，haiyaopeihenimenyanxi......wobu！peihenimenpaijie……
《录个节目，你开三崩子带白露逛菜市场？》 第1章 秦飞杨蜜明星嫁我家 免费试读
“mijie，bailujiededadangkanqilaizenmeyoudianbukaopu？”
“luludedadangjiaoshenmelaizhe？”
“秦飞！”
“mijie，niyoumeiyouyidiandianxindong？qinfeixiaogegekeshihenshuaia！”
“ha，buzhidaonimenyoumeiyouxindong，fanzhengwoshixindongle。”
“jinchen，nizheihuashuode，fanhuachile？”
yanyuzhendegongmenrukou，jigedanghongdedamingxingdingzhegangshengqilaidetaiyangzaizheilidengzhe。
tamenshilaicanjiayidangjiaozuo《mingxingjiawojia》dexianchangzhiboleizongyijiemu。
canjiadedidianjiushizheigejiaozuoyanyuzhendedifang，yigeyongyouwubaiduoniandenanfangxiaozhen，weiyuchuanyujingneidedashandangzhong。
cikezaijiemuzudeanpaixia，tamenzaizhenkoudegulaogongmenwaidengzhejiemuzuweizijianpaidedadang。
不得不说，
wugedameinvzhanzaizheili，neikezhenshixiangdangliangyan。
suizhetamendedaolai，zhibojianyeyijingtongbukaiqi，genpaidesheyingshishikebuzhuozhemeiyigejingtou。
——“haha，lailelaile，wojiamimizhenmei！”
——“jinchenjiejiecaijiaopiaolianghaobuhao，xinshangyingdeguzhuyizhilejieyixia，meinvheguanwo！qiuqiuheguanlaipianpianwoba！”
——“qianqian！shiwojiaqianqian！”
——“tangyan？tangtangyelaile？aiyomaya，liusisiyelaile？xianjiansimei，simeia！”
——“haoxianmuneixiegenandadangyoumeiyou？weishenmemeiyouxuanzaiwodejiaxiang？”
——“hahaha，xiaosigeren，bailudedadangqizhegesanbengzijiulaile？neidadadadebengbengshengkezhenshitaimoxingle！”
——“haizhenbieshuo，neigejiaozuoqinfeidexiaogegezhenshuai，renjiakeshidiyigelaijieqiaoxifudewo，suiranqigesanbengzi，danshirenjiazhongshia，xianmuleyoumeiyou？”
jiuzaizhibojiandanmufeiqideshihou，
yangmi、jinchen、qianqian、liusisi、tangyanwugedameinvjiukanzheneiliangjianjianyuanqudesanbengzixiaoshizaishixianli。
根据节目组的安排，
tamenmeigerendouyouzijidedadang，yinongcunerxifudeshenfenkaishixiguanbingganshounongcundetianjingshenghuo。
yiyiyejiuzaiyu，ranggangjinshuinidexuanxiaotianjiayipianshiwaitaoyuanbandeningjing。
可是....
太阳真大啊！
kanzhebailubeizijidedadangdaizou，haishiyigezhangxiangqingxiushuaiqidexiaogege。
她们呢？
haizaizheilishaitaiyangni....
lianshuidoumeiyouhedeneizhong，yinweicongzheiyikekaishi，tamenzaiyedebudaojiemuzudeyidingdianbangzhu，yiqiedouyaokaoziji，yijijijiangzujianqilaide“jiating”。
tiyannongcuntianjingdetongshi，yexuyaoziligengsheng！
meiyoujuben，meiyouanpai，yiqieyizhibodexingshizhanxianchulai，rangguanzhongganshoudaozuizhenshidehuamianyijinongcundemeihaoshiguang。
youneimeshunjian，zhenshiyoudianxianmubailuneigexiaonizini，pipeidaodedadangjuranzheiyangzhongshita，daqingzaodejiulaizheilidengzhele。
zheishipataleihuaile，shaiheile....
xianzaixiangyixiang，sihuqizhesanbengzilaijiebailuyemeizheimebukaopua，bijingrenjialailebushi？yaowanyirenjiajiatingqingkuangjiuzhinengqisanbengzini？
随着时间的推移，
yangmidengrendedadangyeluxudaolai，bajirenjiezhewangcunliqule。
budebushuo，zuoweitianzhijiaonvdetamen，cishicikeduiyunongcundetianjingshenghuohaishijiweixiangwangde。
bijingzaichengshili，zongyouchubuwanderenqingshigu，ganbuwantonggao，nengyouyigezheiyangdejiemuyonglaixiuxiyixiayesuanhenbucuode。
而在这个时候，
bailuzuozaisanbengzilimian，jiuaizhezijidedadangqinfeizuozaiyiqi。
sanbengzidehoumianshiyonglaizhuangdongxidelutianchedou，zhiyouqianmiandejiashishizheilinenggoujixiayilianggeren，bingqieyezhendejiushinenggouzuoreneryi。
birugenpaidesheyingshixianzaijiuzuozaichedoulixiangshouzheriguangyu.....
bailuxianzaidouhaimeiwangjizijibeidadangqinfeijiezhelikaideshihou，mijietamenneixianmudexiaobiaoqing。
yebuzhidaotamenyudaozijidedadanglemeiyou....
suiranzheigesanbengzideshengyinbengbengbengdeyoudianchaoerduo，danyexiangdangbucuole，zongbidingzhetaiyangzouludehao。
hekuangsanbengzizheizhongxiaocheche，zaichengshilijibenyijingjueji，xiangyaozuoyitanghaizhenmeiyouzheigejihui。
tebieshishangmiandezhengzhilingyixialai，yejiuzhiyounongcuncaikeyikandaole。
diyicizuoshangsanbengzideganjuehaizhenshishuobushanglai，tingfuzadeni。
不过...
bailuyongyanjiaoyuguangjiutoutoudaliangzhezijizheiweijiaozuoqinfeidedadang，yinggaizenmexingrongni....
一个字，帅！
两个字，帅帅！
三个字，帅帅帅！
zongzhiyoudianciqiongle，yaoshiqinfeikenjinruyulequandehua，jiupingjiezheishuaiqideyanzhi，neikezhenshixiangdangnengda，shuobudingmingqikongpahaiyaozaizijizhishang。
kongpazheicidejiemuguohou，huiyouxuduoyulegongsijingjirenyaozhaoshangqinfeileba？
yaoshibiaoxianzaihaoyidian，lizhurenshedehua，shuobudinghainenggoukaozhezheiyidangjiemuxiaohuoyiba。
sheirangrenjiadeyanzhijiubaizaizheilini，meibanfaa，zheijiushisuchengshangtianshangfanchideneiyileiren。
bailuyibianguancha，xinliyibianxiangzhe。
tebieshixiangqizhiqiangenmijie、jinchentamenyiqiliaotiandeshihou，tandaozijidedadanghuibuhuishigezaohanzi，huozhezaolaotouzi......
yinweizaijiandaodadangzhiqian，jiemuzushibuhuitouluchulainapayidingdianyouguandadangdeziliaoxiaoxide。
xianzaixiangqilai，neikezhenshitaigaoxiaole，kanlaishizijigenmijietamenduoxianglea！
不过很快，
jiuzaitajilihuanxiangzheweilaihenzhangyiduanshijiandemeihaonongcunshenghuodeshihou，sanbengzitingkaozailelubian，caihuranfaxianzhouweiderenyijingduoleqilai。
再一看，
heranlaidaolezhenlidenongmaopifashichang。
霎时间，
bailumannaodaideyihuo，nandaoyinweizijidedaolai，qinfeijialiyaojizijizuoyidunxichenyingfengdedacan？
keshizheiyanghuibuhuitairangrenjiapofeilea？
bijingqinfeikaidekeshisanbengzi，jiajingyinggaibuhuitaihaoba？
yaozhenshizheiyangdehua，bailurenweizijihaishiyaoshaoweitidianyixia，weilaideyiduanshijiandouyaozaiyiqishenghuo，taipofeileyebushishenmehaoshi。
jishishihoujiemuzuhuijitamenyixiebuchang，danjibenshangdoubuhuiyouduoshaode。
想到这里，
bailujiutaitoukaikoushuodao：“neige......zanmenjiubietaipofeilea，wobutiaoshide，suibiannongdiancaijiuhaole，xichenyingfengzuodacanzheizhongshiqishikeyibuyongxuyaode。”
闻言，
zhengzaixihuotingchedeqinfeibachuyaochi，yihuodekanlebailuyiyan，“sheishuoyaojinixichenyingfengle？wojiazaicunlishikailucaidiande，wozheidaqingzaodeguolaijiushimaicaide。”
“xinghaogenroufanzishuxi，tiqianrangrenjiajizanliulehaohuo，yaoburanweilejienidangeshijian，jiuxianzaiguolai，haodongxizaodoumeile。”
白露：“？？？？”
啊，这.....
yuanlaishizijihuicuoyilema？
ersheyingshiyezaizheigeshihoutiaolexialai，bazheiyimujiujipaijinlejingtouli。
bailushashijiandaimengdaimengdeyangzijiurangguanzhongmenchadianmeiyouxiaofan，zizuoduoqingazheikezhenshi。
erjiuzaitahaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou，
qinfeiyijingcongchedoulinachulailianggebeiloudidaobailumianqianyige，“beihaolegenwolai，daihuieryaomaihenduocai，pingchangwoyigerenguolaileichenggou，xianzaiyoulenimen......haha！meishameisha！”
jieguobeiloudebailudouhaishishashade。
这是....
被当成苦力了吗？
keshitacaiganglaia....
danshizixixiangxiangyoumeimaobing，bijingyanqianzheigejiaozuoqinfeideren，yanxiagentasuanshi......yijiaren？laogong？
yikandaozheili，bianshangdesheyingshijiufaxianbailudelianjiamomingdeduoleyisihongyun，kejiuzaitarenbuzhutouxiaodeshihou，yigebeiloujiudidaoletademianqian。
“啊？我也有？”
qinfei：“zenme，nihaixiangbaichibaihebaizhu？sheyingshiyeshiyaoguanfandehaobuhao！”
sheyingshi：“？？？？？”
duishangqinfeideyanjing，zenmeganjueduifangkanzijideyanshenjiugenkan**sideni....
yipangdebailukandaozheili，youtingdaoqinfeidehua，buzhidaoweishenmejiubiebuzhudexiaole，xinlihaoxiangdoushunjianpinghenglehaoduoa！
erzhibojiandeguanzhongkandaozheiyimu，shunjianjiuxiaopenle。
——“hahahaha，bailushale！daimengdaimengdehaomengbia！”
——“xichenyingfeng？pofei？hahaha，bailuniyaoxiaosiwo，zhenshitaidoubile，renjiajiushidanchunlaimaigecai！”
——“qinfeixiaogege：yiqianshiwoduzileichenggou，xianzaishinimenleichenggou，hahaha......nengbunengbieshuodeneimezhenshi！”
——“sheniu！zheijueduishigesheniu，yaowojialaigemingxingxifu，neibudegongqilaia！zenmezheiyiduibi，bailuyihoudeshenghuozenmehaoxiang......yaoliangliangle？”
——“sheyingshi：woyeyou？a？woyeyou？xinbuxinwobazhangqiangjiduinilianshangqu，rangnihuobulea！ganqingwoshuangbeigongzuocaiyoufanchishiba？zuikusheyingshi，meiyouzhiyi！”
——“tisheyingshimoaiyimiaozhong！hahaha，xiaosiwole，xiaosiwole，qinfeineiyanshenzhenggejiuzaishuo，pabushishazibani，xiangbaichibaihebaizhu？meimener！”
——“qinfeixiaogegeshuodehuajiuhaoyoudaoli，juranrangwowucongfanbo！sheyingshiyeshiyaoguanfandehaobuhao......hahaha，qiusheyingshiyinyingmianji！”
——“xiongdimen，nimenyoumeiyoufaxian，qinfeixiaogegeshikongshoudeshuaishoulaoban，yejiushishuo......zhiyoulianggebeilou！！”
——“wosuankanmingbaile，yuanlaiqinfeilaineimezao，bushizhongshi，yebushijiji，ershi......wotemojiushilaimaicaide，shundaojiegeren？”
——“xinghaogenroufanzishu？haha，xiaosile，zhendexiaosile！”
——“qinfeixiaogegejialishikailucaidiandema？yebuzhidaotayaobuyaozuo？zenmejiuhaoxiangchangchangxiaogegedeshouyini？”
——“xiongdimen，nimenshibushihulveleyigeshishi，bailuyihoushibushiyaobianchihuole？”
——“bianchihuo？buzhiyubabuzhiyuba，lucaizheizhongdongxinalimeiyou？jueduibuzhiyu！”
——“zenmeganjueqinfeiyinweilaimaicaiwanle，youxiexianqiwojiabailumeimeideyangzi？nengbunengbuyaozheimeliu！”
——“？？？？”
......
这个时候，
chuanzhechengsediaodaiduanqundebailubeizheyigebeilougenzheqinfeizoujinlenongmaocaishichang。
好像....
现在才反应过来。
qinfeizheishishundaolaijiezijidea，yuanbenjiushiyaolaimaicaide。
haiyouzijixianzaidezheigexingxiang....
哎哟妈呀！
yaoshirangmijietamenzhidao，neibudebeixiaosini？
pabushimijietamenxianzaidouwuhuiqinfeiduizijidezhongshile....
这哪里是重视啊！
mingmingjiushishundao！shundao！
天大的误会啊！
dengmijietamenxiaodeleyihou，yebuzhidaohuibuhuitouzheleni...
haiyoujiushi，bailujiutingdaobianshangdehaoduorendouchaozijitoulaileyiyangdemuguang，shenzhihaiyourenzaishuozheyilunzhe，biru：‘zheiguniangsheijiadea，zhenjing’、‘yebuzhidaozheiguniangjiarenlemei，wokeshizhenshangzuomeidiyiming’、‘hai，laimaigecaiyechuandezheimeliangyanpiaoliang？xianzaizheixiehaizia，yebuzhidaohuanyijianxunchangdeyifu，yaoshinongzanglehuiquhaidexi’、‘maigecaidouhaiyaoduigezhangqiangsheyingji？gaibuhuiyoushiwangshangneixieshenmewanghonglaizuoxiuniba’......
chuleyishangzheixie，zhenzhengrangbailugengyouqieshentihuideshi......
‘yi，neibushilaoqinjiadexiaozima，gaibuhuizheishixinzhaodeqiaoxifuba？’
‘sheishuobushini，nikananikan，neixifu**yuangugude，yihouzhunnengshenggenanwa！’
‘zheiguniangyunqikezhenhaoa，jiuzheishilibaxiang，laoqinjiademenjiandoukuaibeitapole，meixiangdaorangzheiguniangzhanledabianyi，jurangaodinglelaoqinjiazheishuaixiaozi。’
‘aiaiai，yaoshiwozainianqingershisui，nalundedaozheigunianga，yejiukankanpeideshanglaoqinjiadexiaozieryile！’
tingdaozheixiehua，youkanzheqinfeineibianzoubiangenrendazhaohudeyangzi，bailujiuganjuezheiliandanhuoshaohuoshaodeguntang。
自己准能生个男娃？
zijiyejiukankanpeideshangqinfei？
这都什么跟什么啊！
suiranqinfeizhendehenshuai，danshibailuyerenweizijizhendeyidianyebuchahaobuhao。
然而很快，
bailujiuzhidaozijiweishenmepeibushangqinfeile....
不多时，
gezhongxuyaoyongdaodecaihezuoliaodouyijinggoumaiwanbi，qinfeikanzhebailuwendao：“yigezhutounengbeiba？”
bailu：“nenga！biekanwobijiaoshou，liqikedazheni！fangxin，meiwenti！”
qinfei：“wo，neijiuhao，lianggenengbeiba？”
bailuyilengdeyaoleyaoya：“neng！”
“三个呢？”
“a？zhei......wo......”
“haoba，wozhidaonineng！”
“？？？？”bailudengqiyishuangmengbidedayanjing。
kanzhetazheigeyang，qinfeijiuxiaole，“dounini，beiyigejiuhaole，cunzibuda，jiuwobaneishouyi......yigezhutourougoumaile！”
qishibailuhenxiangshuo，sizhutoubiaoqinghaoheren！
yaobushiduishangqinfeideyanjing，buxiangbeirenqiaobuqi，bailudasidoubuhuibeisizhutoua....
keshixiayimiao，qinfeiyoushuodao：“yaoshibeibulejiushuo，wolai！”
bailu：“woxingde，wonengxing！”
gangyishuowantajiuhouhuile！
bailuabailu，niyaoqianggeshenmejingni？
qinfeixiaolexiao，“niunaipifubaimengyan、jueshimeinvbaimengyan、xiannvxiafanbaimengyan......”
“qishiwoshinidefensi！”
bailu：“......？？？”
粉丝？
怕你不是个黑粉！
yaozhenshifensidehua，zenmekenengzhenderenxinkantabeizhegesizhubiaoqinggenzainiqinfeide**houmianzhui？
咦，
不对不对！
秦飞刚才说什么？
niunaipifubaimengyan、jueshimeinvbaimengyan、xiannvxiafanbaimengyan......
a？zhei、zhei.....
自己真有那么好吗？
jiuchongzheijijuhua，nandaoqinfeizhenshizijidefensi？buxing，jintianzheizhutoutabailubeidingle，bunengrangfensiqiaobuqihanlexin，shuozijishuadapaia！
然而她却不知道，
qinfeihaizhenshitabailudefensi，zhibuguozheishishangbeizideshile，bingqieyezhendezhishi‘niunaipifubaimengyan、jueshimeinvbaimengyan、xiannvxiafanbaimengyan’zheijuhuadefensieryi。
meinvsheibuaini，duiba....
dangdaizhehuiyigankaideshuowanzheijuhua，kandaobailudefanying，qinfeizheicaiyayileyixia，sihuzheijuhuazaizheigeshijiehaimeiyouchuxian？
kanbailuneilianhongrenzhendeyangzi....
haizhenbieshuo，tingpiaoliang！tingchunmeng！
是的，
qinfeibushizheigeshijiederen，ershitaichuandaozheigegenqianshidachabuchadepingxingshijiede，zongtishanglaishuo，gaiyoudeyou，bugaiyoudemeiyou。
shangbeizichangshiguole997dekubishenghuo，zheibeizishuoshenmeyebuhuizaineiyangquleichenggoule。
yuanbenzhunbeizaidaxuebiyehou，daizaizheishiwaitaoyuanbandexiaocunzihaohaoxiangshouyixiarensheng，guoyiguotangpingbailandeshenghuo，shaozousishinianwanlulaide。
jiushimeixiangdaozuowancaizhidaolaomajizijibaomingcanjialeyigejiaozuoshenmemingxingjianongcundejiemu....
yebuzhidaolaomanagenjindacuole，xiangyaobizhezijijitazhaogexifuyemeibiyaozheiyangba！
ningjingdeshenghuoshunjianjiuzheiyangbeidapole！
yinweibamashuole，congjintiankaishizhunbeirangtamanmanjieshoujialideluweidian。
bingqieyinweijiemuzudechuxian，tangpingbailanderizisihujiuyaoyiqubufufanlea！
不过....
fanzhengbi997yaohaohenduojiushile！
danshiqinfeimeixiangdaozijideqiaoxifujuranhuishizheigepingxingshijiedebailu。
yaohuanzuobieren，kendinghuihenjidonghenxingfenhenjingxi，qinfeidehua....
zhonghuoyishi，henduodongxizaodoukankaile，buguoyigejiemueryi，dengjieshuyihou，dajiazheibeizihainengbunengzaijianmiandouchengwenti。
suoyimeibiyaotairenzhenjiushile...
很快，
jiuzaiqinfeilingzhebailugensheyingshilikainongmaoshichang，zhongxinjiashisanbengziwangcunzilihuideshihou。
qinfeidenaoguazilihuranjiuxiangqileyidaoqingcuideshengyin，
【jiancesuzhujijiangjichengjiazuchanyeluweidian，chujimeishixitongbangdingchenggong。】
【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao：gongtingyuyongshenjichuyidaquan、luweigongtingyuyonglujidanshipuyifen。】
【xitongshengji：......xiaohao100wandianmeiweizhikeduixitongjinxingshengji，shengjihoukekaiqixitongshangcheng、dianlianggengduoshipugongneng。】
【meiweizhi：50dian！】
【meiweizhitongguoshikeshiyongsuzhuqinzizhizuodemeiweigandaokuaileyuyueerhuode。】
【xitongfanli：meidangsuzhumaichuyifenzijizhizuodemeishi，jianghuihuodemeishijiagedeshibeifanli。】
呵...
系统？
qinfeipielepiezui，zheidongxiduizijilaishuohaizhenjiukeyoukewu。
buguoyixiangdaozijijiuyaojichengjialideluweidian，youlexitongsihuyehenbucuo，bingqiehaishiyigenenggoubuduanshengjidexitong，jiushixuyaodemeiweizhiyoudianduo。
但是这不重要，
zhuyaodeshixitongkeyifanlia！
zhiyaomaichuquzijizhizuodemeishi，bujinnenggouzhuanqian，hainengtongguoxitongfanli，jianzhishishuangbeidekuaile。
bijingxiangyaotangpingbailan，yeshixuyaochifandebushi，maimailucaidehua，daoyetingqingsong。
biqishangbeizide997buzhidaoyaokuaileduoshaobeini....
liruyigelujidandingjia1.5yuan，nongcunbichengshidoushiyaobianyiyidiandema！
ranhouxitongfanli15yuan，yejiushiyigelujidanzonggong16.5yuan，dangranzheishimeiyousuanchengbendeqingkuangxia，danbuguanzenmeyang，kendingwenzhuanbupei。
wangyoudayehudianping：zuozheboliaishangmaode《lugejiemu，nikaisanbengzidaibailuguangcaishichang？》zhanxianletalaoladewenbihechengshudegushigousi，rangrenyubabuneng。zheishiyibenzhideshuchongmenqianglietuijiandehaoshu！
wangyoudanshuihegudianping：《lugejiemu，nikaisanbengzidaibailuguangcaishichang？》shiyibenrangrengandongzhishen、diedangqifudezuopin。nannvzhujiaodexingxiangsuzaochuse，gushiqiandongrenxin，rangrenchenjinqizhong。ganxiezuozheboliaishangmaodezhihui，xiechulerucijingcaidezuopin！