老公让瘫痪在床的我，给女二讲脱口秀
《老公让瘫痪在床的我，给女二讲脱口秀》 小说介绍
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congjintianqi，wobuyaonile。
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“congjintianqiyaojijialiang。”
xiayihaowuganqingdifenfuzhe。
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tingdaozheili，wohaixiudiceguolianqu，zuijiaokuailiefengle，“nijiuhuijizijilianshangtiejin，sheishuonishihaonanrenle。”
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woyangyangdidedaochuluanpao，“shishishi......”
neishi，tadeyanlidoushiwo。
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陌生到让我害怕。
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“mengmeng，shanshanzuijinhuaiyunle，qingxubutaihao，niyihuijitajianggexiaoxiaohuahaobuhao？zhenghaoyekeyijitaduzilidebaobaoting。”
tayimenxinsidixiangyaohongchenshangaoxing。
kewodexinduoruyipiangudi。
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xiangbuchulai，wojiuqutingtuokouxiuduanzi，denglianshule，zaijiangjichenshanting。
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她才会进门。
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mianduitadewuliqunao，woyijiuhaowufanying。
wotaiyankandaoxiayi，woxiangkankantashenmefanying。
taqueyizhidengzhewo，zhengzhangliandouxiemanlefennu。
“bushigennishuolema？shanshanhuaiyunle，nihongtakaixinyixiazenmele？pingshibushizuodehenhaoma？”
worenzhufennudeqingxu，yijiumeidong，jiuzheimejingjingdikanzheta。
chenshandengbudaowodeyaoqing，kuaisupaolejinlai。
jianwolenglengdikanzhetianhuaban，qigugudibawotoubaiguolai，muguanghuiju，tajiaoqididuozhejiao。
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xiayimeitoujinsuo，jinggaoxingdidengwoyiyan，“mengmeng，shanshanxianzaibunengdongqi，tayaoshichuleyigehaodai，niliangxinbuhuitongma？jiaoyishengzenmele？”
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popobeiwodeyanshenkandexinlifamao，fangxiacailanjiuchongguolaiqiawodeshoubei，“jiaonidengwo！jiaonidengwo！”
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wogangzhunbeiqishen，batafuqilai。
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budengwofanyingguolai，wodetoujiubeitazazaidishang，yixiayouyixia......
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“好！”
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wozhenjingzhiyu，fanwentamen。
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xiayiyongyuandouzhanzaipoponeibian，weilerangwojizhujiaoxun，bawodiujincesuoguanqilai，“shenmeshihoujiwomadaoqian，shenmeshihouchulai！”
tayiranjuerandisuoshangmen，quanranbuguwodejianjiaonahan。
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meiduojiu，chenshankandaowoyaoweiqiliandeqiurao，gengshideyidiweiwoqiuqing，“ayi，mengjiejieyebushiguyide，meitiantangzaichuangshang，nanmianyouxieyuanqi，zuilibuganjingyeshizhengchang，womenjiubiegenmengjiejieyibanjijiaole。”
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wotilihaojin，hunmiguoqu，yinyuetingdaoyigebingrenzaiwoerbianshuohua。
“qinmeng，nijizhule，xiayishiwodenanren，nibiwoxianyushangtayouzenyang？tazuihouaidehaibushiwo，erni，yongyuan......yongyuan......douzhinengtangzaichuangshangdengsi！”
popoyuqiqingkuai，“shanshan，nilineigefeirenganshenme？yuanbenjiushiyaosidedongxi，sheizhimingzheimeda，buguomingdayouzenyangni？taxianzaihuozhebisilehaitongku。”
“jiushimafanlewomenayi，meitianhaiyaojizhejitadajiroufenjiezhen。”
xiangdaozheili，wodehoubeiyizhenfaliang。
yuanbenwodangchutingdaodebushihuanjue。
zheiyiqiedoushixiayideanpai。
wohenhendiyaoleyaoya，nulizhanqilai，zaicesuodejuzilizhaodaowodebeifenshouji。
youyuwoduicesuoyouyinying，suoyizheishoujishiranghushijiwoliuzhede。
woqiangrenweiqu，wendingxinqing，botongleneigemingjiyuxindedianhua。
dianhuaneibianmiaojie，cangsangdeshengyinyichulai，wobitoudousuanle，“gege，laijiewoba。”
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faxianbingwudaai，zheicaifangxiaxin。
chenshanjuezheyizhangzui，xintengdiwanzhepopo，“haihaopopomeishi，wodoubuganxiang，yaoshipopochuleshenmeshi，wogaizenmeban？”
popojiangtalouzaihuaili，“meishishanshan，kanwoniku，wobisheidounanshou。”
“zheigefeirenchangkuangle，juranganchongwopuguolai！jialiyourentadanzidouzheimeda，wanyimeiren，tabushiyaozhiwozheigelaopoziyusidi。”
huayingangluo，xiayisihutingchuleyixieguanjianci。
weishenmeshipuguolai？nandaotanengzhanqilailema？
xiayihaimeilaidejiwen，guanjiajicongcongdipaoleguolai，“furen......furenbeijiezoule，shitadegegexiaoqinzong......”
xiayijinsuomeitou，“tazenmehuilai？”
“buzhidao，furenzoudeshihoushenmedoumeidai，jiuliantazuixihuandehongqundouliuxialaile......woyaobuyaoqubafurenjiehuilai？”
xiayizuijiaofazhan，quehaishilenghengyisheng。
“buyongmafan，guobulejitian，tajiuhuichaozheyaohuilai，tayixianglibukaiwo。”