老公让瘫痪在床的我，给女二讲脱口秀
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jiehundangtian，wozaoyulejiefei，jiuhuilaishibeizhemodebuchengyangzi，toubuyixiaquanbutanhuan。
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qijifashenghou，womanhuaixinxidizhaoshangta，xiangyaogaosutazheigehaoxiaoxishi。
qutingdaotahepopodeduihua。
“xiazong，quanshentanruandeyaohaiyaodama？zaidaxiaquhuishangdaonaoshenjingde，zaishuoliu**douhuaiyunle，zheishitiedingdeshishi，furenxiangguanyemeibanfa。”
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woyankuangshirun，xindishengqiyizhenliangyi。
xihuantawunian，wobenyiweijiehunhouyinglaideshizuixingfudejieju。
quemeiyouxiangdao，jingshitaqinshouweiwobianzhideshenyuan。
congjintianqi，wobuyaonile。
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“congjintianqiyaojijialiang。”
xiayihaowuganqingdifenfuzhe。
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xiayi，nizheimeduiwo，xinzhendebuhuitongma？
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rangwochengweimeitianzhinengzhengyandezhiwuren！
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houlaiwofaxiantadebaoxianjuliyouyidingyimoyiyangde。
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tawanxiayao，molemowodetou，yanlimanshiduiwodechongai，wenroushuodao，“yihouwanyiwopochanle，nikeyibazheidinghuangguannaqumaiqian，lingwaiyidingkeyizijinazhedai。”
“wanyiyihouwomenyoulehaizi，zaishengyigenver，jiubazheidinghuangguansongjitadangjiazhuang，jiuxiangtamamayiyang，jiayigehaonanren。”
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tingdaozheili，wohaixiudiceguolianqu，zuijiaokuailiefengle，“nijiuhuijizijilianshangtiejin，sheishuonishihaonanrenle。”
xiayilianshangchuxianyisihuaixiao，yongshouqiazhewodeyaowo，“nipingliangxinshuo，woshibushihaonanren？kuiwomeitianwanshangneimenuli…”
woyangyangdidedaochuluanpao，“shishishi......”
neishi，tadeyanlidoushiwo。
manxinmanyidoushiduiwodeai。
keshiweishenme，taxianzaijiuxianghuanleyigeren。
陌生到让我害怕。
xintengdaolianhuxidoushiyizhongzhemo，wojinjinyazhuxiongkou，fangfomeiyikoukongqidoudaizhehanzhen，zhajinwodexinkou。
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xiayijianwonanguo，xinyehuangleqilai，mozhewodelianqingshengxiyuwen，“zenmele？shibushizheilidehushiqifunile？zheihongqunshitamenbinihuandema？meishi，youwozaini，bupabupa......”
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zicongwotanhuanhou，tazongshidaichenshanmingmuzhangdandilaijiali。
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“mengmeng，shanshanzuijinhuaiyunle，qingxubutaihao，niyihuijitajianggexiaoxiaohuahaobuhao？zhenghaoyekeyijitaduzilidebaobaoting。”
tayimenxinsidixiangyaohongchenshangaoxing。
kewodexinduoruyipiangudi。
taliyongwodeneijiu，rangworirijiangxiaohuajixiayiting。
xiangbuchulai，wojiuqutingtuokouxiuduanzi，denglianshule，zaijiangjichenshanting。
taxiangtingge，wojiuchangge。
taxiangtingbagua，wojiujiangyulequandeqianguize。
meicitalaikanwo，wodouyaoshuosanbian，“gongzhuqingjinlai。”
她才会进门。
xiangdaozheiliyayideqingxuzaicifanqilianyi，tonghongdeyankuangzaicifanchuleishui。
wohaiweilaidejijujue，menwaijiuyourenqiaomen。
womeili，chenshanjiuqiaodegengjiamengliele，“mengmeng，wodouqiaobantianle，nizenmehaibushuogongzhuqingjin？younizheimeduidaigongzhudema？”
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mianduitadewuliqunao，woyijiuhaowufanying。
wotaiyankandaoxiayi，woxiangkankantashenmefanying。
taqueyizhidengzhewo，zhengzhangliandouxiemanlefennu。
“bushigennishuolema？shanshanhuaiyunle，nihongtakaixinyixiazenmele？pingshibushizuodehenhaoma？”
worenzhufennudeqingxu，yijiumeidong，jiuzheimejingjingdikanzheta。
chenshandengbudaowodeyaoqing，kuaisupaolejinlai。
jianwolenglengdikanzhetianhuaban，qigugudibawotoubaiguolai，muguanghuiju，tajiaoqididuozhejiao。
“xiongmeng，nizenmenengzheiyang？jiuyinweiwozuomamale，wojiubushigongzhulema？”
xiayimeitoujinsuo，jinggaoxingdidengwoyiyan，“mengmeng，shanshanxianzaibunengdongqi，tayaoshichuleyigehaodai，niliangxinbuhuitongma？jiaoyishengzenmele？”
chenshantingdaoxiayidezebei，youkuxixidicazheyanlei，jiaochendao。
“gege，nizenmeguaimengjiejieni？shiwodecuo，danglemama，zenmehainengshigongzhuni？woyijingbushishaonvle。”
chenshanfahuahou，xiayizheicainaizhexingzigenwodaoqian，“buhaoyisimengmeng，gangcaishiwotaijidongle，nibiegenwoyibanjianshi。”
“bijingzheishishanshanhuaidediyigehaizi，wobuxiangtashouweiqu。”
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taduiwomeiyoujidu，yinweizaitayanlixiayishiquanxinquanyidiaita。
shuowan，budengwohuiying，tajiufuzhechenshandeyaoqulewoshi。
chenshanjiaodidikaozaitashenshang，xiaoshouwanzhutadegebo，qingshengdao，“wowenguoyishengle，zhiyaowomendongzuoqingdianjiukeyile......”
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“ayi，nibushidayingwoyaoxiaodianshengma？mengjiejietingdaohuinanguode......”
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suizhetamengangguanshangfangmen，popojiuyijingmaizhecaihuilai，kandaowohuanshanglehongqun，lianshanggengshiluchuyisibuyue，“heng！nijuedenizheigefeiren，duiwoerzihaiyouxiyinlima？”
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xinlideexinshuoyeshuobushanglai。
popobeiwodeyanshenkandexinlifamao，fangxiacailanjiuchongguolaiqiawodeshoubei，“jiaonidengwo！jiaonidengwo！”
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zhenggerenzhijieshuaizaipoposhenshangle。
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“ayia！jiujiuma！zheigecanfeiyaoshalewo！”
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kekanzhetaweiweimaohandeetou，wohaishiyoudiandanxin，gangcaineiyixiashibushibatashuaizhele。
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wogangzhunbeiqishen，batafuqilai。
buliaoyizhendalixilai，wobeirentuidaozaidi。
budengwofanyingguolai，wodetoujiubeitazazaidishang，yixiayouyixia......
turanjian，wozhijuedetianxuandizhuan。
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youlengyankanxiangwo，minglingdao，“mengmeng，daoqian！”
huayingangluo，popoyejiaohuanle，xionghendidengzhewo，“woshitazhangbei，tahaiganzheimeduiwo？woyaorangtaketoudaoqian。”
“好！”
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daxueyidideshihou，taningyuanhuisushekenyigeyuedepaomian，yeyaomaiyizhangjipiaofeiguolaijiwoguoshengri。
woganggongzuobeilingdaosaorao，taerhuabushuozhijiechongjinbangongshi，jileneirenyiquantou。
shihoutabeilingdaobaofu，diulegongzuo，haipeileqian，queyijiubashenshangdeqiandoujiaojilewo。
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xiayideliansechenlexialai，tamengdixiangwozoulai，zhuazhuwodetoufajiuwangdishangza，“jiwomadaoqian！likedaoqian！”
etoubeizazaidishangkuangkuangxiang。
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congcicesuodemenwodoumeiganguanguo。
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judadekongjuyouneierwaisanfachulai。
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wozhenjingzhiyu，fanwentamen。
popomeiyoujiwojieshi，fanerxiangxiayigaozhuang，shuowobudonglishu。
xiayiyongyuandouzhanzaipoponeibian，weilerangwojizhujiaoxun，bawodiujincesuoguanqilai，“shenmeshihoujiwomadaoqian，shenmeshihouchulai！”
tayiranjuerandisuoshangmen，quanranbuguwodejianjiaonahan。
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meiduojiu，chenshankandaowoyaoweiqiliandeqiurao，gengshideyidiweiwoqiuqing，“ayi，mengjiejieyebushiguyide，meitiantangzaichuangshang，nanmianyouxieyuanqi，zuilibuganjingyeshizhengchang，womenjiubiegenmengjiejieyibanjijiaole。”
takanbudaowolangbei，manxinmanyandouzaixintengtadeshanliang。
wotilihaojin，hunmiguoqu，yinyuetingdaoyigebingrenzaiwoerbianshuohua。
“qinmeng，nijizhule，xiayishiwodenanren，nibiwoxianyushangtayouzenyang？tazuihouaidehaibushiwo，erni，yongyuan......yongyuan......douzhinengtangzaichuangshangdengsi！”
popoyuqiqingkuai，“shanshan，nilineigefeirenganshenme？yuanbenjiushiyaosidedongxi，sheizhimingzheimeda，buguomingdayouzenyangni？taxianzaihuozhebisilehaitongku。”
“jiushimafanlewomenayi，meitianhaiyaojizhejitadajiroufenjiezhen。”
xiangdaozheili，wodehoubeiyizhenfaliang。
yuanbenwodangchutingdaodebushihuanjue。
zheiyiqiedoushixiayideanpai。
wohenhendiyaoleyaoya，nulizhanqilai，zaicesuodejuzilizhaodaowodebeifenshouji。
youyuwoduicesuoyouyinying，suoyizheishoujishiranghushijiwoliuzhede。
woqiangrenweiqu，wendingxinqing，botongleneigemingjiyuxindedianhua。
dianhuaneibianmiaojie，cangsangdeshengyinyichulai，wobitoudousuanle，“gege，laijiewoba。”
lingyibian，xiayidaizhepopoquzuojiancha。
faxianbingwudaai，zheicaifangxiaxin。
chenshanjuezheyizhangzui，xintengdiwanzhepopo，“haihaopopomeishi，wodoubuganxiang，yaoshipopochuleshenmeshi，wogaizenmeban？”
popojiangtalouzaihuaili，“meishishanshan，kanwoniku，wobisheidounanshou。”
“zheigefeirenchangkuangle，juranganchongwopuguolai！jialiyourentadanzidouzheimeda，wanyimeiren，tabushiyaozhiwozheigelaopoziyusidi。”
huayingangluo，xiayisihutingchuleyixieguanjianci。
weishenmeshipuguolai？nandaotanengzhanqilailema？
xiayihaimeilaidejiwen，guanjiajicongcongdipaoleguolai，“furen......furenbeijiezoule，shitadegegexiaoqinzong......”
xiayijinsuomeitou，“tazenmehuilai？”
“buzhidao，furenzoudeshihoushenmedoumeidai，jiuliantazuixihuandehongqundouliuxialaile......woyaobuyaoqubafurenjiehuilai？”
xiayizuijiaofazhan，quehaishilenghengyisheng。
“buyongmafan，guobulejitian，tajiuhuichaozheyaohuilai，tayixianglibukaiwo。”