《四合院:多徒多福,我的学生都有大来头》 小说介绍
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《四合院:多徒多福,我的学生都有大来头》 第2章 免费试读
第2章
“liulaoshi,mingtianyaozijidaijiahuoshierma?”
“buxuyao,daojudeshiqingjiaojiwolaiban,nimendoujidezijideshunxudee?zhaoshanyihao,lijianerhao...”
nadaozhuanshuhaomadezirandeyi,meiyounadaodeyilianjusang,buguotamendouhenqidailiuguangtianhuijitamendailaishenmezhuangbei。
huidaojitaanpaidebangongzhuoqian,liuguangtiankaishizaizhishangkuaisudexiexiehuahuaqilai,houzhaofanglishenmedoumeiyou,meiyouzhibi,suoyiyaozaizheilizhunbeituodanghouzaihuijiadaogu。
【gongxihuodexiaoxuejiaoyuanzige,huodejingzhandemudiaonengli。】
【liunianjiubangongji29gexuesheng,xuexidejijixingyijingbeinichenggongdiaodongqilai,xianzainiyaozuodejiushirangtamenhuifuzixin】
【xiaoxuejiaoyuangongfen11jigongzi,muqiannindegongziweidishiyiji,meigeyuedaoshou26kuai5maoqian,naolilaodongzhemeigeyuezuiduokeyihuode29jinliangpiao,roupiaojiuliangdeng】
“liulaoshi,zheimewanhaibuhuiqua?”
“哦,你是?”
“wojiaoranqiuye,shijiaoyuwende。”
“哦,你好你好。”
zheibushibanggengerdebanzhurenma?
shazhudangchuyeshidaguotazhuyideni!
“liulaoshi,ninhaihuihuahua?”
“xianlaiwushi,tuyazhizuoeryi。”
“liunianjiubandehaiziqishitingcongmingde。”
“wu,wozhidao,ranlaoshiyejiaoguotamen?”
zhenshinahubukaitinahu,zhuanjierenshangbashiba?
“mei,jiushitingqitalaoshishuoqiguo。”
“shima?qitalaoshiduiwomenbandexueshengdouyoushenmezhengmianpingjiama?”
自己没点数?
你自己不知道?
quanxiaochashengjisandi,hainengyoushenmezhengmianpingjia?
“tiansebuzaole,wojiuxianzoule。”
“haode,ranlaoshi,lushangzhuyianquan!”
nidaoshiqilaisongsongwoa?
ranqiuyejihushiyibusanhuitoudelikailebangongshi。
liuguangtianxinlizaojiuyoulexinshangrenle,duiranqiuyezheigenvrenbushihenganxingqu,zhuyaoshiergenzitairuan,bierenshuoshenmejiuxinshenme,quefazhujian。
rujinxudamaogenlouxiaoehaimeigoudashang,suoxingjielehu,tonggelouziwanwan。
danshixiangyaoyinqiloujiadezhuyi,keburongyi。
haozaizijizheixiexueshengbeijingdoubuyiban,meizhunzhendeyoucaizhengbuhuozhegongyebudedalaoni?
jiahuashuoduolejiushizhenhuale。
haohuashuoduolejiuyourenxinle。
zaozaowanwan,tadeshiqinghuichuandaoloujiaerduoliqude。
许大茂有什么呀?
haibushitamazailoujiajirendangyongrenma?
但是许大茂不育啊!
这是可以做文章的。
loujiaweileburangzijidenverhunhoushouweiqu,yeshiduofangdatanxudamaodeshiqing,zhiyaodaoshihoubatabuyudexiaoxisanbuchuqu,jiudehuang。
yibabawuxiaxiaoshuolichizhajianghudewuqichuxianzaibaizhishang,taxianzaizhixuyaohuiquyongchaihuomanmandiaokechulaijiuxingle。
jiajiahuhuzuibuquedejiushichaihuole。
conghongxingxiaoxuelikai,liuguangtianzhijiejiangxiaozhangshichujudezhengmingdaiqulenanluoguxiangjiedaoban,jiaojilewangzhurenshoushang。
“nishi95haohouyuanliuhaizhongjiadelaoer?nijintianguolaizhaowoyoushenmeshiqingma?”
“wangzhuren,shiyouyijianshiqingnanyiqichi,ninkankanzheigezhengming。”
“zheibushihaoshierma?ninenggouchengweirenminjiaoshi,wogaiweinigaoxinga!niweishenmeshuoshinanyiqichini?”
“wangzhuren,woyaofenjia,ninjiwozhongxinnongyigehukou,woyaocongliuhaizhongneilifenchulaidanguo,haiyouwojialaosan,yegenzhewoguo。”
“nibahuashuoqingchu,daodishizenmehuishi?”
liuguangtianyebuyinman,jiangzheixienianliuhaizhongjiachizaitaxiongdiliangshenshangdedudadoujiwangzhurenshuoleyibian,guangshuohaibuxing,hailiaoqileshenshangdexinshangjiushang。
“zheizhenshinibadade?”
“womenjiaguangfuhoubeishanghaiyaojingcaini!”
“neinixianzaizhunbeizenmezuo?houzhaofangdaoshikeyilinshizujinimengeliang,fanzhengyeshiduifangzawude,dengdaonimenyuanliyoulekongfangjian,jiuyunjinimen。zheigeliuhaizhong,zhenbushigedongxia!wozhidaole,nixianhuiquba!xiageyuekaishi,nijiuyongxindeliangbenqulingliangpiao,wohuibangnimenfengehaode。”
liuguangtianzheigenaoligongzuozheyigeyuedagaiyou29jinliangshi,liuguangfuzheigeshisuiyishangdexueshengyigeyuedagaiyeyoujin22jindeliangshi。
yixiazimeilelianggerendekouliang,liuhaizhongyijiakeyizhipeideliangshijiushaole,kendinghuiyouyingxiangde。
gangganghuidaohouzhaofangli,jiukandaomandidebaoguo。
“zheixiedoushigebidiuchulaide?”
“erge,nihuilaile,wozuolegedatang,nikuaichidianba?”
“给你这个。”
“suancairoupian,nalaide?”
“xueshengjide,zhongwuwomeishedechi,jinidaihuilaide。”
liuguangfuyanleijiuliulexialai,yibianchiyibianku。
“guangfu,jianqiangdian,kan,zheishiergexuexiaojidebangeyuegongziheliangpiao,nimingtianquxuexiaodaidianqu,biegengeshengqian。”
“gangcaimazaiqianyuankandaowo,jiugenburenshiyiyang,tamenzenmezheimehenxina?”
“guangfu,zhengdianqi,jitamenqiaoqiao,tamenyixinchongaidelaoda,jianglaihuizenmeduitamen,womendengzheqiao!”
yiwanshang,liuguangtianjiuzuozaihuoluqianmiandiaomutou。
“erge,nidiaozheiwanyierganshenme?”
“jiwoneixiexueshengdejiangli,nikuaidianshuiba,mingtianbushihaiyaoshangxuema?”
liuguangtianzijiyenaobuqingchu,shoushangdechaihuoyuediaorenyuejingshen,meiciyibamuzhiwuqidiaozhuowancheng,zhuanzhulidougengqiangle。
jiaobianyijingduifangzhehaojiyangguwubingqi,huitouyiqiyongshazhicaxi。
diertianqingchen,waimiandegongjijiaodaodierbiandeshihou,liuguangfubeixiangweinongxingle。
“erge,niyiwanshangmeishui?”
“shuibuzhe,yidiandoubukun!nixiaoxindian,biejiwocaiduanle。”
“wo,zheishixiao?zhangqiang,baojianhaipeijianqiaode?erge,zheiyetaibangleba!jishijiwoyenongyitaowanwanbei?”
“你觉得好?”
“neikebu,wozheiyangdedoujuedeaibushishoule,nibanlideneixiekendinggaoxinghuaile。”
是吗?
zheijingzhandediaogongzheimenb?
“erge,nalaideroua?”
“zuowanjingguocaishichangmaide,jiuzheidianrou,woduochengroumi,huitoujinizuoqieziroumochi!”
“erge,ni...bianhuatingdade。woquxishule!”
shuozheliuguangfunazhetangcilianpenjiupaochuqule。
jiangjiaobiandeneixiedaojuyongshazhidamoyibianhou,zheicaiqishen,quanshenshangxiafachu“kakaka”deguanjiesheng。
zheixiaozishuageyazenmezheimejiu?buhuiyoushuizheleba?
gangzouchuhouzhaofang,jiukandaohouyuanshuichibianjuzhehaojigeren,hainengtingdaotadidekusheng。
遭了!
“guangfu,guangfu,zenmele?”
“erge,babufenqinghongzaobaijiubawodelianpendiule,feiyaojidagerangwei!”
“guangfu,nishibushishale?sheishiba?sheishidage?womenxianzaishiguerle!niwangle?”
liuguangtianshuozhehua,zouguoshuichijiangzhengzaishuayadeliuguangqihedebuzhutuihou,yanzhengzhengdekanzhetajiangzijidelianpendiuzaidishang。
“你...”
“nishenmeni?haixianglaiyidaoshizende?”
liuguangqibennengdemoxiangxiaedeweizhi,baibaifenglesanzhen,daoxianzaihaiyouxieyinyinzuotongde。
“nizheigexiaochusheng,tashinidage,nijuranzheimeduita!”
“sheia?sheishiwodagea?womengeliangkegaopanbuqi,liuhaizhong,nipabushilaonianchidaileba?womendoufenjiale!zenme,bawomenxinglidiuchulai,zheimekuaijiuwangjile?”
“wokannixiaozijiushiqianzou!nidaobudaoqian?”
“zenme?xiangdangzhejiefangdemianzaidawoyidun?nibuwenwennijiaerziganbugan?”
liuguangqixianzaikandaoliuguangtianyijingchanshengtiaojianfanshe,neiwandeyanshentayongyuanwangbule。
“二哥,算了吧!”
“suanshenme?rangnishuageyaneimejiu,hezherangrenqifule!nizhiguanxishu,wokansheiganbibilailaide!”
“fanle,jianzhifanletianle!”
liuhaizhongqijibaihuai,danshidangzhewairenzaichang,tahaiyaobaochizijierdayederenshe。
“haorenaoa!daqingzaode,doujuzaizheilizuoshenme?”
“aiyo,wangzhuren,shenmefengbaninjichuilaile?”
yijiandaowangzhuren,liuhaizhongdunshijichuyizhangxiaolianyingleshangqu。
tongshibuwangjiliuguangtiangeliangyigejinggaodeyanshen,zijilinghui。
“nijiushiliuguangfuba?”
“王主任...”
duozailiuguangtianshenhoudeliuguangfu,qienuodeyingleyisheng。
“liuhaizhong,tingshuonizheigeerdayeqiantianwanshangshangyanquanwuxingle?wojintiantedidaizhejiedaobanhepaichusuodetongzhiguolai,chuliyixianimenjiafenjiadeshiqing。”
“fenjia?fenshenmejia?aiyo,wangzhuren,xiaohaizixiahunaode,ninyedangzhena?”
“guangfu,banishangyituoxialai!”
“liuguangtian,nidaodiyaozuoshenme?”
“buzuoshenme,wangzhurenshuofenjiayaoyouzhengdangliyou,suoyiwocaikenqingwangzhurendaizhexiangguantongzhilaixianchangjiguangfuyangeshang。”
liuguangtiancihuayichukou,liuhaizhongxinxiazhitutu,zheigehunxiaoziyaobisitalaozia!
zheishiyaobizhetadangzhezheimeduorendemianchengrenzijidezuiea!
“guangfu,biepa,wangzhurenhuijinichengyaode。”
tingcongliuguangtiandehua,liuguangfubuqingbuyuandejiangshangyituoxialai,zaichangdezhongrenjiusuanbushizhuanyede,yenengcongbeijishangqingzidejiushangzuochupanduanle。
“liuhaizhong,nijiushizheiyangweirenfude?guhuashuodehao,yiwubusaoheyisaotianxia,nilianzijiazinvdeshiqingdouzheimejiandancubaodechuli,nihainenggoudailingyuanzidejiefanghaohaoshenghuoma?wokannizheigeerdayecongjintianqiyiludaodile!”
“wangzhuren...ninzhei...”
“yizhonghai,nimenyuanlichulezheizhongshiqing,nizheigedangyidayedezenmeconglaimeiyougenjiedaobanzhudonghuibaoguo?”
“wangzhuren,zheizenmeshuoyeshilaoliudejiashi,womenzheixiedangjiefangdeyebuhaoduochashoua!”
“wangzhuren,yidayezijimeiyouhaizi,tazenmenenggoulijieqiefuzhitongdezhendini?”
liuguangtianyijuhuarangdaomaoanranweijunzisuoyousuanpandouluokongle,tongshiyebuwangzaitadeshangkoushangsabayan。
houyuanliuhaizhongsaqidahaizinizuoweiyuanlideyidayehuibuzhiqing?
“liuguangtian,wokeshitingnimashuonigeliangjingchangbeidadeyuanyinkebuxiangshinikouzhongshuodeneimejiandanba?”
“yizhonghai,wojingnishiyuanlideyidayewobugennijijiao,nifeiyaowobawomengeliangweishenmebeiliuhaizhongoudadeyuanyoushuochulaima?liuhaizhong,nizenmeshuo?”
“老易,别说了!”
还不嫌丢人的吗?
erdayemeile,zuiduozaiyuanlidiuren,danshizheigeyuanliyoubushaoyagangchangdezhigong,yaoshijiangqianyinhouguolvshunleshuo,tayihouzaiyagangchanghaizenmeganxiaqu?
“laoliu,nijiufangrennilianggeerzidangzhewangzhurendemianwunizunzhang?laoyan,nishuoshuoni?”
yanbuguicikeshijujuede,liuguangtianzenmeshuoyeshibangletashituyigedamang,yaobushiliuguangtian,jiulundaotabeineibangxiaomoguaiqifule,haishibunengfankangdeneizhong。
“laoyi,wodaoshijuedemeiyoudiaochajiumeiyoufayanquan,shibushiwangzhuren?”
duiyuyanbuguidefanchang,yizhonghaiyefanyingguolaile,lianmangxuanzebizui。
kanlaizheierdamakendingshiyousuoyinmanle,huozheshiweilebaohushenmeren,guyiwaiqushishide。
zijichadianjiuluoruleduifangshejidekengli。
“wangzhuren,sheijiameiyoujigediaopidehaizi,yinweilaozidaleerzi,jiuyaonaofenjia,zheiyoudianshuobuguoquba?”
laodongxi,zheigeshihounipaochulaichageshenmezui?
“laotaitai,zheidalengtian,ninzenmechulaile?zuijinshenziguhaihaoba?youmeiyoushenmebushufude,zhijiezhaojiedaobanjiuxing。”
guoranzheigelaoqianpoyichuchang,baqicelou,lianjiedaobandewangzhurendouyaojitasanfenbomian。
“nianjidale,shiyaosichuzouzou,wangjiayatou,nilaizheilijiuweilejigehaizidewuliqunao?”
“laotaitai,guangfushenshangdeshangshiqueshihenyanzhong,zheiyijingbushiputongdehaizidiaopibeijiazhangzedale。”
“liuhaizhong,nixiashouhaishizheimemeiqingmeizhongde,shibushigennishiduangongyouguanxi?”
“laotaitaininmingjian,wojiushigeduangong,meitianhuidongchuizijishishangbaixia,youshihouliliangshoubuzhu,jiuhuishishoudazhongle。”
liuhaizhongzhidaolonglaotaitaiyichuchangjiushuomingtahaiyoujiu,zhijiejielvxiapo,jiangsuoyouzerenlanshangshen。
sheijiameiyoujigediaopidaodandehaizi,diemaxiashouzhongleyeshichangshier,zhuazhezheizhongshierbufang,jiuyouxieguodule。
“guangfu,nishuoshibushi?”
“guangfubiepa,zhiyaonibuxiang,meirenkeyiyuanwangni!”
“nizheigexiaozaizi,congtoudaoweidoushinizaineilishiduonididiwuniniba,nizhendangwomeikanchulai?”
“laotaitai,ninshiwomenyuanlidedajiazhang,womenzheixiezuowanbeideyizhidoushijingzheninaizheninde,woyizhiyougeyiwenxiangyaowenyixianin。”
“你说说看呢?”
“laotaitai,wotingzhuzigeyiqianshuoqiguo,ninlaoyiqianjihongjunnaguoxiedi,shibushiyouzheigeshier?”
“wu,butile,duoshaonianqiandeshiqing,haitilezuoshenme?”
“kewotingshuohongjunmeilaiguoyanjingzheiyidai,tamendouzaiguocaodixueshanni!nindangshiyidingbushizaisijiuchenglijitamennadexiedishiba?”
“a?nishuoshenme?dashengdianer!”
zheishikaishiyuanbulehuang,kaishizhuanglongzuoyale。
老套路了!
duimiandejiedaobandetongzhihepaichusuodedoutingdeqingchu,liuguangtianluojiqingxi,jiushizaigaosutamen,zheixiechuanyanyouwu。
mingmingqianyimiaolaotaitaihaishuoyiqiandeshiqingbutile,huranbeirenzhiyi,jiujiazhuangtingbudaole。
wangzhurenxianzaiyehuiguoweilaile,zheixiaohuozihaocongminga!
“laotaitai,woshuoninneishihoutaixinkule,buyuanwanliquwanggenjudijihongjunsongxiedizi,zoulebushaoluba?”
“ai,butile,doushiyinggaidema!”
haojiahuo,zheijiuyoutingqingchule,hezhenishixuanzexingshiconga!
“buguowokannisihubanglexiaojiao,zheimeyuandeshanlu,ninshizouzhequde,haishipazhequdea?”
jianliuguangtianhurandunxiashen,shenshoubihualeyixialaoqianpodexiezhangdaxiao,hedelaoqianpobennengdewanghoutuiqu,neifanyingnenglinalixiangshiyigeliuqishisuidelaotaitai?
chanxiaojiaoshifengjianlijiaoyiliuchanwu,changuoxiaojiaodedouzhidao,neijiaojihubianxingle,bieshuozoushanlule,jiushiduozoujibujiaodouhuitengtongnanren。
yilianjigeyidianfuchushuimian,laoqianposhenzhiyudaogaoshoule,buhaojixuliuzaiyuandi,zhaolegejiekouzhuanshenzoule。
zaidaixiaqu,beizheige**xiaoziwenchudianshenmelai,zijizheixienianliderenshejiuyaobengle。
yipangdeyizhonghaiyeqiaochulaile,laoliujiadelaoerpingshiyidingshizangzhuole,jijuhuajiuwendelaotaitaizheikeyuanlidedinghaishenzhenyakouwuyande。
zijijiubiejixuchanhele,buranzijideyishiyingmingyeyaozangsong。
“guangtian,nihuitoudaizheniguangfulaijiedaobanbanlifenhudeshouxu,womenhaiyoushiqingyaohuiquchuli,xianzoule!”
“xiexiewangzhurenheqitajiweitongzhiweiwoxiongdiliangshenyuan,xiexiexiexie!yanlaoshi,yexiexienigangcaidezhangyizhiyan,bugenrentongliuhewu,guangfujiyanlaoshiguixiaketou!”
“谢谢三大爷!”
“qilai,kuaiqilai,douxinshehuile,womenbuxingzheiyitaode!”
yanbuguixinlianzixinjing,zheigeliuguangtianhaizhendegenyiqianbuyiyangle,nandaozheixiaoziyizhidouzaiyinren?zheichengfutaishenchenle,zijidouchadianzheledao。
zhiyuliuhaizhong,yijiumeiyoudenglaijiedaobandeguanfuyuanzhi,zhikandaoyiqunrendebeiyingliqu。
zheijiubeiyiludaodile,zheijiubeifenjiale?
“guangfu,kuaidianhuiqubazaofanchile,liangpiaoheqiandoujinifangbaolile,geyaozoule!fangxuezanmenzaijiedaobanpengmian!”
“wu,ge,wozhidaode。”
liuguangtianzaiheizhimahutongkouzhuishangyanbugui,liangrenyiqichaozhehongxingxiaoxueguoqu。
lushangjieerliansandeyudaogezidexuesheng,zhibuguoliunianjiubandezheixiexueshengdoushijiazhangkaichesonglaide。
“ba,nitingche,zheishiwomenxinlaidebanzhuren!liulaoshi,shangche,yiqiquxuexiaoa!”
“lijiantongxuea,niquba!laoshinianjihaiqing,xiangyaozouzhequxuexiao,shunbianduanlianduanlian!”
“nianqingrenjingshentoubucuo,shigehaomiaozi,xiangbuxianglaibuduidangbing?”
jiashiweishangdejiazhangxingqujiulaile,“lijian,nixiache,gennimenliulaoshiyiqitubushangxuequ!”
“是,领导同志!”
lijianbabudeyuanlitaneigedie,yitiandaowanzaijialixunzheigemaneige,zaojiufantoule。
“liulaoshi,woshierhao,nihaijidema?”
“jide,buhuishaolenide,danshiniyeyaojizhujintiankaishiweiqiyigeyuedexinshenfen,nengjizhuma?”
“neng!ba,nizouba!wogenwomenbanzhurenyiqishangxue!”
“neixing,liulaoshi,nibucuo,jianglaiyaoshijiafangyidingyaokaolvxianlaiwomenjia!”
yipangdeyanbuguibietiduosuanle,yuanbenzheixiehaizidoushitade,zheixiejiazhangyanliyehuiyoutadecunzai。
tahenxianggenzhezuochequxuexiaoa!
这得多有面子啊?
shentmzouluduanlianshangxue?
laozizheishimeiyouche,yaoburanyekaicheshangxue。
jipuchexunsushili,zhiliuxiayipianweiqi。
“kekeke,zheichepaiyanguandaolaojiule,chaiyoumeiyouwanquanranshaoa!”
“liulaoshi,nidongdezhenduo!”
“略懂略懂。”
zoulemeiwufenzhong,youyudaoleyiliangjipuche。
houzuoshangjiguolailiangzhangxiaolian。
“tete,nizenmejintianzhuanxingle,zoulushangxuea?”
“zhaoshan,zhaogao,zhaoshushuhao!”
“tete,nibajintianmeisongnishangxue?”
“songle,lushangyudaolewomenbanzhuren,zhaoshushu,zheishiwomenxinlaidebanzhuren,liulaoshi,zheishizhaoshanhezhaogaodebaba!”
“yuanlaishiliulaoshi,xinghuixinghui!nimenliangyexiachezouquxuexiaoba!”
“shi,baba,ninmanzou!”
“zhaotongzhi,nihao,woshitamenliunianjiubandebanzhuren,wojiaoliuguangtian。”
赵同志?
jipucheyigejichachetingzailupang,musongzhezijierzijigeyuanqudeshenying,cengjiheshizijidelianggeerzinenggougenrenhepingxiangchule?
zheigexiaohuoziyoudianyisia!
haijiaozijizhaotongzhi,hongxingxiaoxuelijuranhaiyoubuzhidaozijideshenfendelaoshi?
julihongxingxiaoxueyuelaiyuejin,liuguangtianshenbiangensuidexueshengshuliangyuelaiyueduo,yizhiyuyanbuguizhinengluozaiduiwuhoumian,huajieganga。
“liulaoshi,nizaoa?yo,yanlaoshininyezaia?”
“xiaorana!nizaonizao!”
ranqiuyecongzixingcheshangxialai,tuizhechegenzaitamenshenhou,genliuguangtianyouyidameiyidadeliaozhe。
daoshibayanbuguinongdeyouxieganga。
danfanlaoziyouliangzixingche,yejueduibuhuituizhezoude,jianzhijiushibaotiantianwua!
xuexiaomenkou,yiqunlaoshishiliaoweijideyimu,liuguangtiandaizhetamenbandeliujishengzhajiele。
suoyoujingguotamendexueshenghelaoshifenfenzhuzuranglu,zheixiekedoushihuoyanwanga!
suibianlachulaiyige,doukeyidiaodasuoyourende。
“xiaoliu,laidetingzaoa!”
“zhurenninzao,woxiandaizhetamenshangqule。”
“主任您早!”
beiyiqunliujidawangjitiwenhao,nianjizhurenhaishiyilianmengbide。
zheihaishineibangdaodandawang?
jishibianchengzheimeyoulimaole?
“ranlaoshi,zheishizenmehuishi?”
“zhuren,woyebushihenqingchu,yaobuninwenwenyanlaoshi?wokantamenshiyiluguolaide。”
liuguangtianjiangbanlidehaizidai**shi,jiukaishianzhaoshunxufafanggezidewuqi。
“zhaogao,niqiaowodexiao,xuxurushengdeyangzi,liulaoshi,zheigenengchuixiangma?”
“nishishibujiuzhidaole?”
zhaoshanjiangmuxiaofangzaizuixia,shilejici,“youshengyinle,youshengyinle,haolihaia!”
qitahaizidouxianmuhuaile,paizhezhangdui,cuicuzheliuguangtianfenfashuyuzijidewuqi。
“tete,nikanwodebaojian,haiyoujianqiaode。taishuaiqile,woxianzaifeichangxiangzhidaowobanyandejiaosele,yidingshixingxiazhangyidejiankedaxia!”
lingdaozhuanshuwuqide,jiuhuixiangyaozhuanshuzhiyehetaici。
“nimenqiantoukuaiyidiana!wohaoxiangzhidaowodeshishenmewuqia!”
“liulaoshi,zheishishenmegunzia?”
“nihaijidedangchunigenwozenmejieshaozijidema?”
“qitiandasheng...zheishijingubang?butaixianga!”
“zheishisunwukonghaimeibianshenqiandejingubang!”
齐天大圣还能变身?
“neiliulaoshiwoni?zheishishenme?wodeshisantaizinazhaa!”
“zenmezheishenwaitaobufuhenazhadefenggema?nikeshitamenzhizhongdongxizhuangbeizuiduozuiquandea!bumanyi,wojinihuange?”
“bububu,jiuzheigele,kanqilaihaishitingbucuode,jiushiwozheiduzishibushidaledian?”
“neinidejianfeilea!yaoburanyouzhuangbeichuanbushang,duocan?”
“liulaoshi,ninfangxin,woyidingjianfei,zhengquchuanshangwodezheishenzhanjia!shuaibushuaiqi?”
liuguangtianjibenshangshianzhaomeigerendeyouquedian**lezheipidaoju,jiushiyaorangtamenanzhaozijideyaoqiudadaomude。
“liulaoshi,gentayibi,wozheibaxiaodunshijiubuxiangle。”
“xiangyaoa?neinijiuyaotingwoanpai,yaoshiyigeyuelingcuolou,wojiujinimenyirenanpaiyishen,buguoxianshuohao,zheizhuangbeibunengdaichuxuexiao,diulejiumeile,jinciyijian。”
“liulaoshi,ninshuo,womendoutingninde!”
“xing,congjintiankaishi,weiqiyigeyue,laolaoshishishangke,buxuchaonao,yaoshixiaozhanghuozhenianjizhurenbawojiaoguoquaipi,woyaoshibeikaichule,nimenshadoumeile,nengzuodaoma?”
“neng,yidingneng!sheigankaichunin,jiushigenwomenguobuqu,shibushi?”
“laoshibuxiangnimenyishiyaren,zhixiangrangtamengaibianduinimendetaidu,jincieryi。nengzuodaozaidayinglaoshi,yaoburanlaoshijiudaibuxiaqule。”
jigexueshengmianmianxiangqu,zuihouyaoyaoya,ganle!
weilezhuanshuzhuangbei,weilezhuanshuzhiye,weilezhuanshutaici,bujiuyigeyuema?
“hao,diyijiekeshiyuwenke,ranlaoshimashangjiulaile,nimenjidekandaoranlaoshigaishuoshenmeba?bierangliulaoshinanzuoren,jidema?”
“是!”
ershijiugebandadehaizi,jihushiyonghoude,hederanqiuyechadianguile。
“ranlaoshi,nizheimezaojiushanglaile,jinquba!rangwomenhuanyingranlaoshi!nimengaishuoshenmeya?”
“起立!”
“冉老师好!”
“haohaohao,dajiaqingzuoba!”
“nei,ranlaoshi,yourenhewentikeyizhaowo,woxianqubeikele!”
shenlegelanyaodeliuguangtian,guanshangjiaoshidemen。
“qing...qinggewei...geweitongxuedakaishuben...fandaodi...diqiye。”
“ranlaoshi,ninbushufu?”
“bizui,zheimekuaijiuwangjiliulaoshidehuale?haixiangbuxianghaole?renzhentingke!”
zhouweijihusuoyourendouzaihechineigeshuohuadexuesheng,zhijiejiranqiuyenongbuhuile。
tayijingqiangrenzheqingxu,suishizhunbeiduoluertaode。
“liulaoshi,zhengzhaonini!xiaozhangrangnichoukongquyitangbangongshi。”
“e,hao,xiexiezhuren!”
yitiantiandeshishier,bieyoushisheitousule?
“请进!”
“cenxiaozhang,ninzhaowo?”
“xiaoliulaile,kuaidianjinlai,hebeishui!liunianjiubanjiechuxialaihaixingba?”
“tinghaode,haizimendoutinghuopode,woyelejieleyixiatamendeqingkuang,doushicongminghaizi,jiushimeiyoubanaojinyongzaixuexishangmian。”
“neiliunianjiubanjiuzhengshijiaojixiaoliunile,xiwangnikeyidailingtamenshunlibiye。”
“xiaozhang,wojinli!buguozaicizhiqian,woxiangxianduibanjilijishigehaizijinxingyicijiafang,buzhidaokeyima?”
yitingdaoliuguangtianyaojiafang,cenxiaozhangbennengshijujuede,yibanmeigejiexiazheigebanjidebanzhurenjiafangwanbushishenqingzhuanxiaojiushilizhile。
“nijuedejiafanghenyoubiyao?”
“shi,woganjuedechu,zheixiehaizizaijialiquefagenfumuzhengchanggoutong,daozhidegupi,wodesheshenchudidezhanzaitamendelichanglejietamendeganshou,ranhouzhidingchufangfabangzhutamenkefukaoshidekongju,jinershunlibiye。”
“henhao,henyoutiaolixing,neijiuanzhaoxiaoliunideyaoqiuquzuoba!yuanbenyanlaoshixiangwotuijiannideshihou,wohaiyinweixiaoliuniganggangbiyexincunzhiyi,xianzaikanlaiwanquanshijingyanzhuyihairenbuqian。nifangxinquzuo,xuexiaoyongyuanshinidejianqianghoudun。”
zheihuacenxiaozhangyigezidoubuxin,nengbuquzhaorezheibanghunshimowangjiuzuihaobiequzhaore,nenggoujiaoyuchulaitamendefumunengruodaonaliqu?
congxiaozhangshilichulai,xitongtongzhiyegenzhejiezhongerlai。
【gongxihuodeliunianjiubanbanzhurendezhiwu,zixuenenglitishengwubei】
【zuoweixiaoxuebiyebandebanzhuren,meichenggongsongzouyimingbiyesheng,huodemanghejianglizuigaofansanbei(huanjiezhongzhi)】
【youqingtishi:biyebujiu,zhongshishubenhaibuwan】
laozishimeiyounenglima?laozishimeiyoukaoshizigea!
buguoxianzaidezhishidianbiqiyuanlaiqueshinandeduo,huiqudebayuanlaidejiaocaidouzhaochulai,zhongwenyibianle。
“xiaoliunizaizheilini!guanyuliunianjiubanpaikedewenti,woyaogennihaohaoliaoliao。”
“全凭主任吩咐。”
nianjizhurenduiliuguangtiandetaiduhenshimanyi,bujiaobuzao,youqiantu。
“shizheiyang,congjintiankaishigekerenkelaoshijiukaishianzhaojiaoxueguihuaduiliunianjijiugebanjijinxingbangexueqidejiaoxue,muqiannimenbanhaichayigetiyulaoshikongque,nijuedeshishangzixihaishiyonglaikaibanhui,nishiliunianjiubandebanzhuren,nilaiding。”
“yizhousanjietiyuke,doushangzixi,kongpaduixueshengdedezhitimeilaowufazuodaoquanmianfazhan。zhuren,yaoshixuexiaoshizaikunnan,tiyulaoshijiurangwozheigebanzhurenjianrenba?wozhunbeikaifatamendeshoudongnengli,buguangshiduanlianshenti。tamenhaoxienianjidoudale,jianglaibiyequzhongxue,yehuibeineixietongxueqingshi,youyijizhizhangbangshenyehuizengjiabushaoxinxinbushi?”
nianjizhurenyanjiaozhichouchou,nihaizhenxiangbazheixieliujishengdaibiyezenmede?
xiaozhangbushirangnizougeguochangma?
buguozheizhonghuatashibugandangmianshuochukoude,wanyineixiexueshenghuiqugaozhuang,baokuoxiaozhangdouyaochibuledouzhezou。
sheirangtamenliunianjiubandehaizilihaojigejiazhangdoushijiaoyujugongzuodeni?
zheikeshizhishushangjibumena!
“xing,xiaoliuniyuanyijianrentiyulaoshidegongzuo,neijiuzuihaole。neiwojiubanidemingzidengjihaojiaojixiaozhangpishi,tiyuyongpincangkudeyaochitongyifangzaimenweishi,nisuishikeyiyongjielaishiyong。haiyoujiushi,zuotiannimenbandehaizizaiguolufangzuocaideshiqing,yourentousudaowozheililaile,yihoujinliangdidiaodian。”
“haode,haode,zhuren,wohuigentamenshuode。”
xiakelinggangxiang,ranqiuyejiuhengzhegezoulejinlai。
“zhurenhao,liulaoshi。”
“ranlaoshidiyitianshangke,jiubanneixiehaizimeiyouweinanniba?”
“meiyou,tinghaode,zhuren。”
nianjizhurenheqitarenkelaoshidouweizhiyileng,qileguaile,neixiehaizizenmeturanzhuanxingle?
“ranlaoshi,fangbianjieyixiayuwenkebenjiwoshuxiyixiaxiaoxueneirongma?”
“刘老师,给你。”
“xiaoliu,lilunshangzuoweibanzhurensuishidouyaodaike,nixuyaoshuxisuoyoudekechengneirong,buguomuqianmeiyouduoyudekeben,nijiuwentamenjieyueyixiaba?”
“zhuren,wozheibenshuxuekebengenlewohaoduonianle,wopingshibeikeyeyongbudaokeben,jiujiejixiaoliuba!”
“yanlaoshininkeshilaojiaoshile,youzheiyangdejuewuhenhaoma!”
jiyanbuguizhuangdaole,buguotaneimehuisuanji,shuxuenengliqiangyeshizhenglier。
“xiexieyanlaoshizhichimojin,wotiwomenbandehaizixiexienile。”
yuanlaizheigeshihoudexiaoxueshengbuguangyaoxuexiyuwenshuxue,haiyaoxuexiwuli、dili、lishi、yinle、meishuheeyude。
congliushiniandaikaishi,yingwenkejianjianchuxianzailexiaoxuekechengdangzhong,zheidoushihouhua。
buguangshixuexiaolidekecheng,yudaonongmangdeshihou,xuexiaohuitingke,gexiaogenianjixueshengdouhuizaizijibanzhurendedailingxiaqujingjiaobangzhunongminbobochayang、chucao、shifei、shouge。
buduoshi,liuguangtianjiushoudaolehaojibenkeben,henduolaoshidoushilaojiaoshi,pingshibeikedoubukankeben,yejiuyongbudaokeben。
“nimenxianliaozhe,lundaowodezhengzhikele!”
nianjizhurenyeyaojianrenshoukede,youshihoumangbuguolai,lianxiaozhangdouyaoqinzixiachang。
“liulaoshi,yourenhewentikeyisuishizhaowo,wozheijiemeike。”
ranqiuyezhudongshihao,liuguangtianzhishilimaoxingdediandiantou,talvxianbaoqineibenshuxuekeben。
zhizhangdoufanhuang,danshimeiyouqueyehezhehen,shuomingyanbuguizaishubenzheiyituqueshibijiaoaixi。
meiyeshangdouyouhenduobiji,kenengshitayonglaibeikedeshihouliuxiade。
【xiaoxueshuxuekebenwenxizhong,zixuenenglitishengwubeizhuangtaijihuo】
ranqiuyejianliuguangtianpengqishuxueshuben,dunshixingququeque,buguotadeyuguanghaishiluozaitadedongzuoshang。
这哪里是在看书?
jiusuanxiaoxueshuxuejiandan,yebuzhiyuzheimefanshuba?
“liulaoshiyiqiandushuchengjihenhaoba?”
“mamahuhuba!wojiushizhongwenyixia,yihoudaikedeshihoubuzhiyuhuangluan。”
huashizheimeshuo,danshiranqiuyehenkuaifaxianliuguangtianyijingjiangshuxuekebenfangxia,naqiyipangdewulikebenfanyuele。
这就温习完了?
太不老实了吧!
yejiuguoleshijiershifenzhong,liuguangtianzhongyupengqiletadeneibenyuwenkeben。
“liulaoshi,zheilimeiren,niyaoshiyudaobulijiede,keyisuishiwenwode。”
“ranlaoshinishuoshenme?”
ranqiuyeyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile,ganggangcaizaifankanyuwenkeben,zheijiupengzheeyukebenle?
shushunengrenshenshenbunengrena!
“ni...liulaoshi,xuexiyitumeiyoujiejingde...”
“wodangranzhidao,genwoxiaoshihouxuedeneirongyibanwucha,e,xiexieranlaoshinidekeben,wokanwanle。”
看...看完了?
你当我傻的吗?
nijiusuiyifanlefanjiuganshuokanwanle?
ranqiuyezhishizainianjizhurenheyanbuguidezuilidatingguoliuguangtiandexueli,chuzhongganggangbiye,jiusuannenglizhuozhu,yebuganshuofanyibianjiudoujizhule。
“neiwoxiangkaokaoliulaoshi,buzhidaokeyima?”
“e,haoa!ranlaoshiqingchuti!”
hai...haizhendedayanbucana!
hao,wojiurangnizhidaozhidaowodelihai。
keshi,wuluntazenmechunanti,liuguangtiantouyemeitai,shoushangdeeyukebenfankansudubujian,danshidaan...zhengque,quandouzhengque!
都对了!
怎么可能?
“ranlaoshi,jixua!”
继续?
怎么继续?
ranqiuyenaqizijidekebenfanlehaojiu,caizhaodaoyichunanti,qingleqingsangzi,kaishilangsongqilai。
“liulaoshi,nijiranyouguomubuwangdenengli,nengbunengbawogangganglangsongdeneiduanwenzibeichulai?”
“e,hao,jiuneiyiduanhaishizhengpianbeisong?”
你还想整篇背诵?
能的你!
“xing,neijiuzhengpianbeisongba!”
这可是你自找的!
buguoranqiuyehaishizoudaobangongshidemenkou,jiangmenqingqingheshang,wanyiyourenjingguo,diuchoudekebuguangniyigeren。
liuguangtianqingleqingsangzi,kaishibeisongqilai。
haojichuranqiuyedoufankaikebenduizhao,caizhaodaoweizhi,ta...tatazhendedoubeisongchulaile,yizibucha!
“ranlaoshi,haiyouwentima?”
“e,meile,zanshimeiyoule,woqugecesuo!”
这是尿遁了啊?
liuguangtianyebuzaiyi,jixunaqilishikebenfankanqilai。
yijiekejieshu,ranqiuyedoumeiyouhuilai,liuguangtianyijingjiangjielaidekebenyiyifanglehuiqu。
yanbuguishoulinazhesanjiaochiheyuanguijinlai,ganggangbafenbitoufangxia,jiukandaolezhuoshangdeshuxuekeben。
zhishishaoweilengleyixia,meiyoukandaoliuguangtian,zhishiyaoyaotou,jiangkebenshouleqilai。
四合院:多徒多福,我的学生都有大来头