《四合院:多徒多福,我的学生都有大来头》 小说介绍
gudaixiaoshuo《siheyuan:duotuduofu,wodexueshengdouyoudalaitou 》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedejiazuo,liuguangtianliuguangqishiwenlichuchangdeguanjianrenwu,“wuqingmazikun”dadanaodongdakai,chuangzuodegushiqingjieshifenhaokan:sheijiayaoshinongdedaosanzhuanyixiang(zixingche、shoubiao、fengrenjiheshouyinji),neijialidemenjiantiedingrangbaomeilaxiandemeipojitapingle。……
《四合院:多徒多福,我的学生都有大来头》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
liutianhuranbeirentuisangzheshuaidaozaidi,tahaiyouxieyunyunhuhudemeifanyingguolai。
pazaidishangdetaganshoudaoshuinididebinglengcigu,erbianchuanlaiqiuraoshenghekuqisheng,bingqiebansuizhemoshengnanzidejiaomasheng。
“nimenzheilianggexiaochusheng,neiwanchaojidanshijinimendagebushentide,jiunimenzheilianggexiongyangyepeishenshouquna?jintiankanwobudasinimen!”
“tadie,haohaojiaoxuntaliang,yuelaiyuebuzhidaoguijule。nimendieyitiandaowanjiuzhenghuilaizheimedianqian,zijibushedechihejiushiweileyanghuonimenzheilianggebaiyanlang!nimendagetiantianaoyewenshuweileshenme?haibushiweilewomenzheigejia?nimenjuranyouliantoutadechaojidanchi!haixianzheixianneide,buchichenzaogunchuqu!”
zheishenmejubenshawandetingyede,zheixiezhenrennpczhenganbubajinzhubabadangrena?
gangcaineiyijiaochuaidetadaoxianzaidoushimengde,houyaochuanlaizhenzhensuanteng,bantianmeinengzhanqishenlai。
“neishei,guolaifuwoyiba!”
liutianzhixiangpazaitashenqiandexiaohaizi。
“erge,nimeishierba?”
神TM二哥?
别乱认亲戚啊!
剧本是不是拿错了?
有这段台词吗?
laozibushishiyandedengbuliduoma?
liutianzheicaifaxianbuduijing,takanxiangzijidedaban,cubuyikubushuo,zenmerenhaiaile,shoubeihexiaotuishangbumanqingzi。
zheidaodishijubensha,haishizhaonvezongyia?
“nimelianghaiganqilai?jilaoziguizhe,wopidaini?wopidaidiunalile?”
zenmehaipaochupidailaile?
yizaojiudatingzheijiajubenshawandehuayangduo,luzihaiye,guoranshizhendea!
meitingshuoguohaliboteliyouzheiyiduana?
manzhe,denghuier,zheishizenmehuishi?
sizhouqiangbishangdenizidoukuaidiaoguangle,toudingshangbuduanlaihuihuangdangdedengpaoshanghaiyongjiubaozhidieleyigedengzhao,huangdeyanjingshengteng。
这是在吃饭?
不是刚刚进场吗?
gangcainagenpcdaidelu,zenmelaidaoyuangongcantingle?
saoleyiyanzhuoshangdejiyangshiwu,culiangwotou,banwanchaojidan,haiyouxiancai?
血汗工厂啊!
chidezheimeqingdan,nanguaizheixienpcpiqizheimehuobao,danshinizenmeganchuqichudaogukeshenshang?
“gangcaisheichuaidewo?buxiangganle?younimenzheimebanshierdema?woyaozhaonimenjinglitousu!”
liuhaizhongheerdamazhijiebeizijialaoernongmengle,buguohaozailiuhaizhongdongdesuijiyingbian,meiyouzhaodaopidai,zhijietuoxiaxiezi,huiwuzhexiedichouxiangliuguangtian。
“erge,bieshuole,bahuidasiwomende!”
bushi,nixiaozibieluanrenqinqi,shenmeerge,shenmeba?
jubensheixiede?jilaozigunchulai,buguangyaolehenduoqianhaixiangzhanbianyizenmede?
xiangyaobaneixiaohaizituikai,kantakudeyangzibusizuowei,yourenzhule。
“guangtian,guangfuniliangyeshi,guixiajibamarengecuodaogeqianbushijiumeishierlema?doushiyijiaren,ganmanongdejianbanuzhangde?chuanchuqu,woyihouhaizenmezuoren?”
zheitmdaodishimohuanjubenhaishizhaidoujubena?
nitmyoushinalilaide?
刘天能给你好脸色?
yikanjiushihaoqifudenpc。
meidengliuhaizhongfangxiaxiezi,liutianyiquanjiudaozaileliuguangqidezuoyanshang,zhijiejiuzhongle。
“haoa,nidagejiaodaonimenzheixiechusheng,nibuzhidaohuigai,haigandongshou,doubielanzhewo,jinwanwoyaodasita!”
就你?
gangcailaoziyishibucha,rangnilaoxiaozijiejizhanlebianyi,xianzaiyoutianrandedangjianpaizaishou,wonengrangnibawoqifule?
wulunliuhaizhongzenmehuiwushoushangdexiedi,liuguangtiandounengjiangliuguangqidangzhugongji,congtoudaoweidoushimisshediushimubiao。
“ba,biedale,wotenga!”
liuguangqizhongyurenbuzhule,aihaochusheng,lianshangshenshangaileliuhaizhonghaojixia,shangshendebeixinyoubeizijialaoerchechulehaojigedadong,neiyangziyouduokelianjiuyouduokelian。
“nizheigexiaochusheng,banidagefangkai!”
“nixianbanidefanzuigongjudiule,wozaikaolvyaobuyaofangkai!”
“你放不放?”
“你丢不丢?”
lianggerenjiangchizhedeshihou,waimianhulalajulonglaihaoduoqiaorenaode。
“erdaye,jialiyoukaiqiquanwuxingle?jinwandongjingyoudiandaa!wodierangwowenwenni,yaobuyaodabashou?”
“xudamao,zheiliyounishenmeshier?gundan!haiyounimenjige,meishierzuole?doushixiande!”
beiliuhaizhongyisangzihepaoleyiduoban,doushiyuanlidenianqingyidai。
pingshiliujiasantianyixiaodawutianyibaozoude,dajiadoushixiyiweichangle。
今天不一样啊!
“aiyo,wogangcaisaoleyiyan,jinwanbeidadehaoxiangshitajialaodaliuguangqia!”
“nikanqingchumeiyou?neiliuguangqipingshizouludoushiyangzhenaodai,gengejiaoaodedagongjiyiyang,erdayeliangkouzineishizhendebaobei,xiatianhanzaizuilipahuale,dongtianpengzaishoulipashuaile,nengduitaxiasishou?nibieshibatajialaoercuorenleba?”
“meicuomeicuo,wogangcaiyeqiaojianle,jiushitamenjialaodaliuguangqi。zaishuole,tamenjialaoerguangtiangenliuguangqichalehaojisuini!zheinengkancuo?”
“doujiwogunhuijiaqu,renjiajialideshiqingshaodating!”
jigezhongyuanqianyuandejiefangguolai,jiangzijiadexionghaizinianhuiqudeshihou,yezaiyigejingdetanxi。
“zheierdayeyezhenshipianxin,doushizijidehaizi,yiwanshuiduanpingyouduonan?feiyaoduizheigehao,duiqitadebuhao,dengzhekanba!fucizicaihuixiaoshun,yitamenjiaguangqidepinxing,yehaobudaonaliqu!”
“huiquhuiqu,douhuiqu,huitouerdayeyouyaojinimenchuanxiaoxiele!”
liuhaizhongjiangwumenguanshang,zhuanshendengleyiyanliuguangtiangeliang,“nixiaoziyaoshibuxiangjixuaizou,banidagefangle!”
“quniniangdedage,sheigandangwodage?laozibudangdagehaoduonianle,niyigenpcgenwociya?buxianghulungeerlikaizheilileshiba?”
haibieshuo,liuguangtianzheimeyifanhuazhijiejiliuhaizhongshuolengle。
zhenggewuliderendoulenglengdekanzheta。
“二哥,我怕!”
liutianhuangluanzhixia,jiangzhuoshangdejiupingzasui,shouliniezhebolisuipiandizaileliuguangqidexiaeshang。
“bujinimenlaidianhende,buzhidaomawangyeyousanzhiyana?doutuihou,guoqu,douguoqu,haiyouni,bieluanpanjiaoqing,sheishinierge?”
“aiyowei,jiamenbuxinga!nihaiganzajiuping,nibayipingjiuhehaojitian,nijiuzhijiejitazuwalea!”
“ma,ba,jiuwoa!jiuwo,guangtian,nizuoshenme?woshinidagea!nifenglema?kuaidianbasuibolinuokaia!”
“qu**dage,banimenjinglihanguolai,qua!neigeshei,niqubaojing!”
“erge,nizenmele?erge,nibiehewoa!”
liuhaizhongzhijieshayanle,yiqianzijizaichangzilibushunxin,huidaojialijiuhuizhaojiekounajigeerzichuqifaxie。
yiqiandalejiudale,yemeidanghuishier,jingeerzheishizenmele?
buhuishigangcaidadaonaodaile?
“guangtian,guangtian,nizenmele?kuaidianbanidagejifanglea!aimaya,guangqiboziliuxuele!”
liuguangqikeshitamenlaoliujiadexiwang,laoliujiadeweilaia!
“老刘在家吗?”
waimianxiangqilejiaohansheng,liuhaizhongxiangshizhaodaolejiumingdaocaoyiyangjiangmumendakai。
“laoyi、laoyan,nimenkeshilaile!zheigexiaochushengfengle,jurangeshangletadage,haiyaobaojing!guangfu,nixianzaijiuqupaichusuo,bagonganjizhaolai,wojinwanjiudayimieqinle!”
“laoliu,biechongdong,fanbuzhegenhaizijijiao!aiyo,guangtian,nizheishizenmehuishier?kuaidianbanidagejifangle,bieshangzheshou!”
“laoyan,nixiaoxindian,zheixiaozixianzaishenzhibuqingxingde。”
“laoliu,ranglaoyanquba!haodaiyiqianlaoyanyejiaodaoguonijiaguangtian,meizhunyouyong!”
yanbuguijibushangqianlaidaoliuguangtiangenqian,“guangtian,basuibolifangxia,womenlianghaohaotantan!”
“meishenmehaotande,jintianyoutameiwo,youwomeita!”
“liuguangtian,nizenmebianchengzheigeyangzile?yiqiannishiwojiaoguodezuihaodexueshengzhiyi,haijidehongxingxiaoxuelidediandiandidima?neishihounimenduohaoa?yigegechaoqipengbode,nihaijidedangchunigaosuwo,nizhangdahouxiangzuoshenme?nishuonixiangdanglaoshi!haijidema?”
“当老师?”
hurandaliangdejiyiyongjinliutiandedanao,tashuangshouzhuatou,liuguangqibeitayibatuikai。
yanbuguishangqian,yibaduoguolesuiboli,diuzaiyipangdedishang。
“guangqi,guangqi,wokumingdehaizi,tadie,kuaidiandaizheguangqiquzhaozhangdafu,kuaidiana!”
liutian,xianzaishiliuguangtian,lenglengdezuozaishuinidishang,kanzheyanqianzheigeshuxieryoumoshengdezhongnianren。
zheitmjuranshiyanhuijiyanbugui?
gangcaineifanhuajuranshicongtazuilishuochulaide?
nandaowanqiansiheyuanmidoucuoguaitale?
【taolimantianxia,duoziduofujiaoyuxitongbangdingzhong】
【jiaoshuyuren,jiaodaoxueshengchenggongbiye,jiuhuihuodexiangyingjiangli】
【yanbuguizuoweinideliangshiyiyou,guanxiyibangding,xinshoudalibaokaiqi】
【youyanbuguidaiweiyinjiandegongzuo,hongxingxiaoxueliunianjijiubanbanzhuren】
还有这种好事儿?
gaibuhui,yanbuguidengzhelaozijinxuexiaohou,zaigenzijiyaohaochuba?
“laoliu,nibunengdongbudongjiudahaizile,guangtiandouzheimedale,nikankantashenshangdeshang!laoyi,niyeshuoliangju!”
“laoyan,zheizenmeshuoyeshilaoliudejiashi,womenzheixiezuowairende,buhaoguande。”
daodishizishenweijunzi,zheihuashuodemeimaobing。
yihoukandaonigenxiaoguafugougoudada,laozijiujinichuandezhengtiaonanluoguxiangrenjinjiezhi。
budui,jiadongxuneigeduanminggui,xianzaihaihuozhe?
neigezaimenwaiguiguisuisuizhangwangde,bushizheigeduanmingguiyoushishei?
zongbujiandezijijianguileba?
“jintianyaobushilaoyan,wojinwanjiudasini!jiwogun!”
“guangfuniganshenmequa?”
“ergezou,woyezou!”
“fanle,doufanle!gundoujilaozigun!guangqi,badainiquweishengyuanzhaozhangdafu!”
kanzheyanbuguishenhoudeliujiageliang,yizhonghaiyaoyaotou,daizheyuanliderenganjinliule。
“三大爷...”
“zheimejianwai,wocengjingshinideyanlaoshi,wangjile?”
“yanlaoshi,zheigejiawomeifadaile,nikankanwogeliangshenshangdejiushang。ninbangbangwoba!”
“benlaiwojiushixianglaizhaonishuogeshierde,zheiyang,nimengeliangxianzaihouzhaofangandunyixia,worangnishimujinizhunbeiyichuangbeiruguolai,zaijinixishuo,nijinhoudedasuan。”
liuguangfugangxiangshuoshenme,jiubeiliuguangtianyibalanzhule。
“erge,womenyihoujiuyaowujiakeguilema?”
“neiyangdejia,nixiangdai?”
“neiwodushuzenmeban?”
“zouyibukanyibuba!niergewodoudaolegongzuodenianjile,jiedaobanzongyoushihewodegongzuo,jinhounijiugenzhewo,neigejiabiehuiqule。”
“erge,nigangcaizhenshihesiwole,nineishiguyihehubamadeba?haibieshuo,tingyouxiaode!”
de,gangcaishizhende,xianzaicaishiyanxini!
xiangyaogenghaoderongruzijidexinjiaose。
wangejubensha,bazijiwanchuanyuede,jiarenmensheidonga?
danfanlaozihuidengbuliduodemofa,zhijieyidaoleipisiliuhaizhongneigewangbadanle。
shoujiaoshangjiumeiyouyichuwanhaodedifang,doushiqingzideyushang,zheilaowangbadangouhende,nanguaizhonglaoyigerengukulingding,zizuoniebukehuo!
houzhaofangdemumenbeidakai,yanbuguishenhougenzheyangruihua,yejiushisandama,zaihoumianshiyanjiefangheyanjiekuanggeliang。
“bazheichuangbeirufangxia,nilianghuiquwenxigongkeba!”
“ba,womenzaidaihuierba?guangfu,tingshuonimenwanshangyouaizoule?aiyohe,ba,nida**shenme?”
“biezairenjiashangkoushangsayan,gunhuiqu!”
geliangzhinengxingxingdelikaihouyuan。
“ruihua,bagedatangfangxia,niyehuiquba!woyoudianhuayaogenguangtiandanduliaoliao。”
“neinimenchiwanjiufangzhe,wohuitourangjiefanglaina。”
yangruihuayejuedebukesiyi,zijiananrenjinwanshizhuanxingle?
zenmeturanduiliujiaxiaozizheimeshangxin?
“先趁热吃吧!”
liuguangtianjiangshaguotuijiledidi,“nixianchi。”
kanzheshaguolidegedatang,liuguangfushizhendeele,yigejingdetianshizhezuijiao。
“guangtian,wojinizaihongxingxiaoxuelinongleyifenchashier,niyaoshixiangshishi,mingtiangenwoyiqiquxuexiaozhaoxiaozhang。”
“aiyo,xiexieyanlaoshilei!ninduiwodedaendade,woliuguangtianmeichinanwang!”
yanbuguiyifuyuyanyouzhidemoyang,zheicaiduima!
zheilaojiahuoyidingyouhouzhaozaidengzheziji,shenmeshihouyanbuguiwulizheimeyinqinguo?
yanbuguizouchuhouyuandeshihou,xinliyezaipansuanzhedeshi。
youlundaoyinianyicidebiyebanxuanbanzhurenle,yaoshibunengjixiaozhangzhaodaoyigeheshideren,neimezijijiuyaoquliunianjiubandangzheigelaoshenzidebanzhurenle。
neidoushiyiqunhuoyanwanga!
haoxiegenianjidoubuxiaole,haizaiduxiaoxueliunianji。(lianxuliangciliuji,disanciweidadaobiyeyaoqiu,xuexiaokeyiquantuixuesheng)
keyishuoliunianjiubanlihuijulehongxingxiaoxuezichuangxiaokaishilijiesuoyoudegaolingliujisheng,yaobushizheixiehaizijialibeijingteshu,neixiejiazhangzhidangjitamendehaizizhaolegetuoerban,kongpahongxingxiaoxuezaojiujiangzheijishihaorenquantuihuiqule。
xiaozhangkeyihuan,banzhurenkeyihuan,weiduzheixiexionghaizizhendehuanbule。
muqianhongxingxiaoxuelichuletayanbuguiwai,jihusuoyouderenkelaoshidoudaiguoliunianjiuban,wuyiliwaidedoushibaile。
zheijiuxiangshizheixielaoshijiaoyuguochengzhongderenshengwudianyiyang,huizhibuqu。
yixieyoubenshidelaoshizhijiezhuanxuexiaolikai,yanbuguimeiciqujiaoyujukaihui,qitaxiongdidanweitidaozheigebanjiyeshitanhusebian。
zheimingmingjiushiyigebukenengwanchengderenwu,yanbuguiweilezijideshitu,shunshuituizhoubaliuguangtiantuilechuquzuodangjianpai。
huidaojialideyanbuguizheshisongleyikouqi。
“laotouzi,zenmeturanduiliujiaxiaozizheimeyinqinle?”
jialijigehaizidouhaoqidekanguolai,doujuedezijialaodiejintianyouxiefanchang。
“quququ,huizijiwulikanshuxiezuoyequ!”
yanbuguichaozheliwujiqizidiandiantou。
fuqiliangzaiwuliliaolehaoyihuier。
“zheijianshiqingqiaodingqian,buyaodaochuluanshuo。”
“明白,明白。”
yangruihuarenzhendediantou,zuoyoukanlekan,zouguoquguandengjiuqin。
houzhaofangli,geliangwozaiyitiaobeiruli,liuguangtianyouyiwuyideliaoqiyiqiandeshiqing,suiranyouqianshenjiyizai,danshisihugenzijiderenzhiyousuopiancha。
“erge,womenyihoujiuzhendebanchuqule?”
“neizhongjia,nihaixianghuiqu?”
刘光福摇摇头。
houyuanliujiali,liuguangqijingbuzaiweishengyuanfenglesanzhen,tengdetawawaluanjiao,xinlizaojiubalianggedididoujihenshangle。
“tadie,suibianchidianba?”
“buchile,neilianggechushengmeihuilai?”
“gangcaikandaoqianyuandelaoyanliangfuqijiangyichuangbeirudaiqulehouzhaofang,yinggaishizaineilijiangjiuyiwanshangle。zhenjiubataliangganchuqu?”
“chenzaoganchuqu,mingtianbatamendedongxizhenglichulai,yiqidiuchuqu,kanzhejiuxinfan!guangqinalishouguozheizhongshang?gangcaiwozaibianshang,yanleidouyaoxialaile。guangtianzheigexiaochusheng,xiashouzhenhena!”
“guangfuhaizaishangxueni!yaoshixuexiaolaoshilaijiafang,wozenmeshuo?”
“nijiuzhaoshishuo,ranglaoshilaipingpingli,kantayihouzaixuexiaolihainengtaiqitouzuoren?”
liuhaizhongfufuliangzheiqipanaohuiluyeshimeisheile。
neibianzhongyuan,yizhonghaifufuliangyezaiyaoerduo。
“zheigelaoliu,santianliangtoudaerzi,womenjiaquemeiermeinv,laotianyezhenbugongping!”
“laoyi,doushiwodeshenti,tuoleinile。”
“shuoshenmeni?wojiushiyouxieqibuguo,bierenjialihaizineimeduobuzhenxi,womenjiaxiangyaohaiziquemeiyouzheluo。”
“那要不...”
“nixiangshuoshenmezhijieshuo,yaobushenme?”
“jiranliuhaizhongbuxintengzheilianghaizi,yaobuquwenwenguangtianheguangfu,yuanbuyuanyidaowomenjialilai?”
bieshuo,yidamazheihuadaoshirangyizhonghaiyouxieshangxin。
jiajiajiushiyiqunbaiyanlang,zhiwangjiadongxujitamenerlaoyanglaosongzhong,neishichirenshuomeng。
zhiyushazhu,zheixiaozidaoxianzaiyebuzhaogeduixiang,youmeiyoujianglaihailiangshuo。
“guangtian,qidegouzaodea!”
“yanlaoshi,wozaidengninni!”
zhouweiluguodejiefangdouyouxiechayidekanzhelianggeren,zheihaishihouyuanlaoliujiadeerxiaozi?
jishibiandeneimeyoulimaode?
genzaitashenpangdeshitajialaosan,shenshangchuandeneishenshiganggangcongjiamenkoujianhuiqude。
“guangfu,nixianqushangxue,zheiliyouliangmaoqianheyijinliangpiao,denggezhaodaogongzuo,jinizuohaochide。”
“哥,我不饿!”
“gengekeqishenme?yihoujiuwomenliangxiangyiweimingle,naqu,haohaodushu!”
jiliuguangfuzhenglilelingkou,yonglipaidazhetadejianbang。
shangbeizizuoweidushengzinv,bieshuoqinshengdexiongdijiemei,qinqixiongdijiemeidouhenshaoyoulaiwang。
yueshifadadechengshi,zheizhongqinqingyueshidanmo。
“guangfu,nayigehuangmianwotouqu,nazhea!”
yanbuguiyingshisaileyigemaozhereqidewotoujiliuguangfushoushang,jiujieguoyangruihuadilaidewaitaohegongshibao。
“光天,走吧!”
guoranhaishineigeyanbugui,nizenmejiubuduojiwoyigewotouni?
peipeipei,sheiyaochiwotoule?
jilaozilaoziyebuxihan!
“你早饭吃了吗?”
“没什么胃口。”
yuanlihaoxiehaizikaishibeizhejunlvsedeshubaochumen,chaozhexuexiaoguoqu。
yilushangshibushideyourentingxiajiaobu,chaozheyanbuguixingshaoxianduili(shaoxianduijiandui1949nian10yue13ri)。
“guangtian,dangniandezhixianghaijidema?”
“dangranjide,zhangdachengweirenminjiaoshi,genninyiyang。”
zheihuatayigezidoubuxin。
haodaixianhunjinhongxingxiaoxuezaishuo。
suishuozheigeniandaichuzhongbiyejiunengdangxiaoxuelaoshi,gaiyoudekaoheyiyangbuhuishao。
yanbuguizuiduojiushijujian,tayoubushixiaozhang。
duiliuguangtiandehuidaxianranmeiyouzuohaoxinlizhunbei,zheihaishizijirenshideneigeneixiangdeliuguangtian?
danfanniyouzheibanyuanhuadongshier,dangchuzenmehuibiyemeiyoufenpei?
buhuishibeitafaxianleshenmeba?
buzaijiaoyutixigongzuoderen,zenmehuizhidaohongxingxiaoxuelaodananwenti?
“genwozhijiequxiaozhangbangongshiba!”
yanbuguiyilushanggenneixielaoshidiantouwenhao,daizheliuguangtianqiaomenjinruxiaozhangshi。
“yanlaoshi,nilaidegouzaode,zheiweishi?”
“wozhiqianxiangnintiqide,liunianjiubandebanzhuren,liuguangtian!guangtian,jiaorena!”
“cenxiaozhangninhao,wojiaoliuguangtian,genyanlaoshiyigeyuanlide,yiqianyeshihongxingxiaoxuebiyede,shiyanlaoshijiaodewo。”
“e,yanlaoshi,nigenzheiweiliulaoshidoushuoqingchuleshiba?”
“shitileyixia,dazhijieshaoleliunianjiubandeqingkuang,shibushixianjinxingkaohe?”
“buyongkaohele,wokanxiaohuozitingjingshende,jiranshiyanlaoshituijiande,liulaoshi,jiurangyanlaoshidainiquliunianjiubanjiaoshi,genneixiehaizimenzuoyigejiandanderenshiba!”
“xiexiecenxiaozhangjiwozheigejihui,wohuihaohaogande,xiexieyanlaoshituijianwo!”
fenbiegenlianggerenwolewoshou,liuguangtianxianranganshoudaoduimiandelianggerenhenjinzhang,tebieshizheiweicenxiaozhang,zhangxindouchuhanle。
“guangtian,nixianchuqudengwoyixia,wogencenxiaozhangyouxiehuayaoshuo。”
bujiushixiangshuoqiaoqiaohua,burangtinglema?
kanlaizheiliunianjiubanhaishishenmelebudedelongtanhuxue?
ganggangzouchuxiaozhangshi,liuguangtianjiuyilushumenshuludezhaodaoliunianjideweizhi,zhaolehaojiu,caizaizheidongloudejintouzhaodaolechuanshuozhongdeliunianjiuban。
zheigeshihou,qitabanjidouzaizixi,yaomejiushijitilangsong,weiduzheiliyouzhongdanaotiangongdeweidao。
nanguaibeiyiwangzaijiaoluoli,weideshibuyaoyingxiangqitabanjidezhengchangzhixuba?
“有人来了!”
buzhidaosheihanleyisangzi,banjilijishihaorenqishuashuadekanxiangzhanzaimenkoudeliuguangtian。
“你是谁啊?”
“你又是谁啊?”
neihaizimeixiangdaoliuguangtianbuanzhaochanglichupai,fanwenyijubatawenlengle。
“nilianwodoubuzhidao,woshiqitiandashengsunwukong!”
“neiqiaole,wonaixifangrulai,jiwoguaiguaidehuidaowuxingshanxiaqudunzhe!”
beiliuguangtiandedaannongdewufafanbodedahaizi,zhihaodalazhenaodaihuidaozijidezuoweizuoxia。
“那你又是谁?”
“wo...woshinazhasantaizi!”
“ehou,shima?neiqiaole,woshituotalitianwang,buxiangaizou,jiwoguiwei!”
yilianjiangfulewuliugedahaizi,qiyujigenianjishaoxiaodebuganzhaci,limahuidaozijidezuoweizuoxia。
liuguangtianzhuanshennaqifenbizaiheibanshanglongfeifengwuxiexiazijidemingzi。
yanbuguicongxiaozhangshilichulaijiujideyinaomendehan,liuguangtianjuranbujianzongyingle,gaibuhuishirangtapaoleba?
zheihuitouzenmegenxiaozhangjieshini?
haoburongyizhaodaogedingtizijide,yaoshitapaole,jiugailundaozijiquliunianjiubanle,zheibudengyutiqianpanzijisixinglema?
ketayoubuganxianzaizhaoshangliunianjiubanqu,zhinengyingzhetoupihuidaozijidebangongshi,xiangshiwushirenyiyang,kaishibeike。
“liulaoshi,nigenneixielaoshibuyiyang。”
“nalibuyiyang,shiwotainianqingle?haishiwotaihaoshuohuale?”
“nimeiyoujiazi,nihaihuipeiwomenwannao!neixiegelaoshihenmeijing,jiuhuidasangmen,yaomejiushijiaojiazhang。”
jigedahaizishuowan,qitajigehaiziyedouzaidiantouyingshi。
“jiranxiaozhangzhaowolaidainimenliunianjiuban,jiushixiangrangnimenchenggongbiyede,nimenbuxiangbiyema?”
“buxiang,biyejiubunengzaihongxingxiaoxueliwanle。neixiebiyededouquleqitaxuexiao,tingtamenshuo,chuzhongkemeijingle,dudekeyouduo。nalixiangwomenxianzaizheimeziyou?”
“wobashuole,zhiyaolaoshiburangjiaojiazhang,jiusuibianwole。”
qiyujigedahaizihongtangdaxiaoqilai,tamenjiadeqingkuangyedouchabuduodeyangzi,jialishizaimeiyourenguantamen,fumudoushishuangzhigong,yizhounandexiuxiyitiandoumeikongpeitamen。
“lai,fenbijinimen,qimanimenxianzairenshiwole,kewoduinimenyiwusuozhi,zhizhidaonimendehunhao。”
“liulaoshi,shenmeshihunhao?”
“jiuhaobijianghuzhong,wulingaoshoudouyouzijidehunhao,nishuonishisunwukong,neinidehunhaojiushiqitiandasheng!”
“e,zheigeyouyisi,neiwojiaonazhani?”
“neinidehunhaojiushisantaizi!”
“liulaoshi,womendoumeiyouhunhaozenmeban?”
neijigenianjixiaodehaizifenfenjushouqiangzhewenwenti。
“zheiyang,jintianwomenjiuxianhuxiangrenshiyixia,mingtianshangkedeshihou,wojinimenmeigerenanpaiyigeshenfen,nimenzaiweilaiyizhoudeshijianlidouyaojinrushuyuzijidejiaose,sheiyaoshijibuzhu,womenzenmechengfata?”
“罚他背书!”
“fatachaozijidemingzi!”
“fataqucaochangshangpaoquanzenmeyang?”
zheixiehaizi,liuguangtianyijingmolegedagai,jiumeiyouyigezhiliyouquexiande,keyishuotamendenaozimeiyouyongzaidushushang。
“chengfadekemu,anzhaodajiajisiguangyidefangfa,womenzhuajiu,zheigegongpingba?”
“neiyaoshiliulaoshinizijijibuzhuzenmeban?”
“neiwoyegennimenyiyangshouchengfaa!”
liunianjiubandejiaoshilichuanchuguzhangdeshengyin,dunshirangzhengzaixunshidenianjizuzhanghequele。
toutoumomolaidaojiaoshimenwai,kanzhelimianjishigehaiziduanduanzhengzhengdeshangketingjiang,doujuedezijiyanjingchuwentile。
zheihaishineige**quanxiaosuoyouliujishengdeliunianjiuban?
haiyou,zheiweilaoshikanzhemiansheng,meijianguoa!
nianjizuzhangmeiyouyinqizhuyi,youtoutoumomopaoxiangxiaozhangshi,jiangzijidefaxianyiwuyishidehuibaojilecenxiaozhang。
“shenme?zhende?nimeikancuo?”
linghunsanlianwen,cenxiaozhangdiuxiashoushangdewenjian,daizhenianjizuzhangyouzaicilaidaoleliunianjiubanmenwai。
“meixiangdao,yanlaoshizhenyouyitao,haizhendejiwomenjiejueleyigedanantia!xianzaijiukanzheiweixiaoliulaoshidele,nengbunengjiangzheipipidawangdoujiaozhengguolai。”
“xiaozhang,zheiyoudianqiangrensuonanle,zhishaozheiweiliulaoshishisuoyoujinruliunianjiubanhouzhengzhengyishangwumeiyoubeiganchulaidediyiren。”
“neijiuxianguanchayiduanshijian,taxiananpaizainimennianjizuli,nixianjixiaoliubanliruzhishouxuba!”
xiake**xiangqi,suoyoubanjixueshengjiuxiangshikaizhadehongshuiyiyang,xuexiaoshibuanpaiwufande,douyaohuijiaquchi。
suiranyeyouxueshengyinweiluyuandaifan,yeyaodengxuexiaolaoshixianlingqu。
“光天,你没走?”
“e,woxianzaizhengyaohuiqule。”
yanbuguisongleyikouqi,zhiyaoliuguangtianmeiyoulikaixuexiao,tadeshiqingjiusuanshiwentuole。
“liulaoshi,wodaideduo,niyaobuyiqichiba?”
yigebandahaizideshengyincongpangbianchuanlai,yanbuguichadianyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulaile。
zheigedahaizitazhidao,zailiunianjiubandaideshijianqimakeyipaijinqiansan,tajialidoushibuduide,pingshimeikongguanta,yidanxuexiaojiaojiazhang,huiquyizhunaizou。
“laoshibuchi,nizijichiba!”
“liulaoshi,womenjigehaixiangtingnishuogushi,nijiubiehuiqule,tamendaidebiwodouduo,chibuwandouyaolangfei,weirenshuoguolangfeikechia!”
tingting,zheijigehaiziduodongshier?
jijuhuabaguolufanglidengfandelaoshimennongdetebiecankui。
budui,zenmelundaozijinimenbuzheimeguaile?
这是得多么双标?
“yanlaoshi,zheishixinlaidelaoshi?”
“e,shinia,ranlaoshi,niyezaixuexiaorefan?”
“dui,jintiandaifanle,zheiweishi?”
“tajiaoliuguangtian,liunianjiubandexinbanzhuren。”
yitingdaoliunianjiubansigezi,guolufangwaimianqiaorenaodelaoshimendunshizuoniaoshousan。
“yanlaoshi,kandechutahenshouneixiehaizidexiaia!”
“ranlaoshi,shuoshihua,woyegaobudongzheixiehaizi。ninbushiyequdaiguoke,nijuedetamenshizhenxiangdushuma?”
ranqiuyehenxiangshuoshi,danshitaguobuquzijixinlineidaokan,shanghuideshiqinghaijiyiyouxin,neicitashizhendebeizheijigehaizinongkule。
taningkeduodaijigebanji,doubuyuanyigenliunianjiubandezheixiehaizidajiaodao,taizhemorenle。
tongshitayehenhaoqizheigexinlaideliuguangtianliulaoshi,juranyouzheiyangdemeili,diyitianjiudedaozheixiexionghaizidetuichong,haiyaobazijidefangenlaoshiyiqichi。
sheibuzhidaozheixiehaizibeihoudaibiaozheshenme?
zhenggesijiuchenglizuiweihexindeyiqunrendezisi,duobandouzaizheigebanjilile。
“zhaoshan,zhaogao,waitouyourenjinimensonghaochidelaile!”
lianggenianjidadehaizidalazhenaodai,meicitingdaohaochide,doutibuqijing。
dengdaolianggedahaizitizhewangdouhuilai,zhijiejiangfanhediuzaizhuoshang,shuangshoutuosai。
“怎么不吃啊?”
“womaqinzizuode,chinile!”
liuguangtianhaoqidedakaifanhe,wolegecao,zheibushisuancairoupianma?
“liulaoshi,ninaquchiba!tiantianchizheige,sheishoudelea?”
“nixiaozi,shenzaifuzhongbuzhifu,wogenwodilianggerenlianchaojidandeweidaodoukuaiwangjile,nihaixiandongxianxide。”
“liulaoshi,wozheiliyouhongshaopaigu,yefennidianba?”
“nimendouchinileshiba?”
kanzheshijigehaizicouguolai,jiazhezijifanhelidecaishujiuyaoyunjita,beitalanzhule。
“doujiwo,wojinimennaquguolufangjiagongjiagong,yiqunshenzaifuzhongbuzhifudehaizi。”
jianliuguangtianjiangshijigelvzhifanhezhuangjinwangdoulitizhezouxiangyuanchudeguolufang,yizhonghaizidouhaoqidegenzaihoumian。
“liulaoshininhaihuizuofan?”
“dongbeiluandunyouduonan?yiqianwoyigerenzaijiaaotongxiaodamoshoushijiedeshihou,jiuzheimeyingfuyidun。”
“shenmemoshoushijiea?”
andaozijixinzhikoukuaishuolouzuile,liuguangtianbujiecha,laidaoguolufangwenneilidexiaogongjieleyikoudatieguo,jiukaishijiangneishijigefanhelidecaishujiaobanzaiyiqijiareaozhu。
ranqiuyeshoulinazhemobuguolaideshihou,yebeizheilidedazhenzhangjingdaole。
zheilizheijigehaizidangshidouyoufenqifutade。
冤家路窄啊!
“liulaoshi,nihaimeishuo,shenmeshimoshoushijiea?”
“moshoushijiea!wu,xianzaihaibunenggaosunimen。zhiyaonimennenggoushunlidewanchengxinyilunkaohe,womenjiuyiqiwangexinyouxi,zenmeyang?”
“说话算话?”
“yiyanjichusimananzhui,sheizhidaozheijuhuashishenmeyisi?”
“wozhidao,yisishiyijuhuashuochulekou,jiushitaoshangsipimaladecheyenanzhuishang,duibudui,liulaoshi。”
“daduile,womenzhaoshanhaolihaia!huitouwojinidingzhiyigezhuanshudejiaose,baonimanyi。”
qiyujigehaizidouxianmuhuaile,chaozherangzheyaoliuguangtianjixuchuti。
“nimenyoulezhunbei,wojiubuchule。wojiushiyaokaoyannimendezhishidiandetongshi,yeyaokankannimendefanyingnengli。”
ranqiuyeduozaiyipang,jiangliuguangtiandehuayizibuluodejizaixinli,duizheigexinlaideliunianjiubandebanzhurenyoulexinderenshi。
shuoqilai,ranqiuyefumudoushigaojizhishifenzi,duiyutamenjiedidejiaoyuyeshiyoudutedefangfade。
ranqiuyedangchujiechuliunianjiubandeshihou,yexiangguoyongquanxindejiaoxuefangshidairuqizhong,danshishibaidehenchedi。
“haoxianga!wohaoxiangyoudianele!”
“woyewendaole,liulaoshi,keyiqichulaileba?”
“woduzilidexiaochanchongdouyaochulaile,taixiangle!”
“woganjuewonengchixiayihefan!”
jiangguogaixianqi,yigudutedexiangweimimankailai,guolufangzhouweidelaoshixueshengdoubeizheiguqixiangxiyindaole。
“yigegeguolaishengcai,wokaokaonimen,minnonghaiyourenjidezenmebeima?”
“wozhidao,wozhidao,chuheridangwu,handihexiatu,sheizhipanzhongcan,lilijiexinku!zenme?wobeidebuduima?”
“lijiantongxuedaduile,nizijijide,nishierhao。”
“woshierhao?liulaoshi,wojidele,jidele!”
lijiangaoxinghuaile,chaozhezhaogaohengleyiyan,neideyidexiaoyanshen。
“ai,jiuchaleyibu,dageniyebuzhidaotixingwoyixia。”
“gongpinggongzheng,wotixingni,wosuanshenmele?chengfadeshihou,nitiwo?”
zhaoshanheiheizhile,jiangfanhedijiledidishoushang。
qitajigehaizidouxianmujiduhuaile,mingminglianggewentitamendoushuduyuxin,jiushimanleyipai。
zhouweineixielaoshikandaozheixieliunianjiubandehaiziyilianaonaodemoyang,douwangjizijilaixiwande,zhenggerendoubuhaole。
hezhenimenpingshidoushizhuangde?
jiuzheifennengli,bieshuoliunianjibiyele,chuzhongdoukeyishangle。
henkuaijiuyourenjiangsuojiansuowenyizibuchadehuibaojilecenxiaozhang。
houzheyeshixiangdangyiwai,zheicaiguoqubantianshijian,zheiliuguangtianjiubafangniubandexueshengqianlijijifachulaile?
yaoshinengzaizijiderenqineichedijiejueleliunianjiubandelaodananwenti,neimezijizheigexiaozhanghainengwangshangnuoyinuo。
dangtianxiawufangxueqian,nianjizuzhangjiuzhaodaleliuguangtian,jiangtadeshouxudoubanlihaole,xiaozhangyilulvdeng,zhongyushizhongwangsuoguile。
“guangtian,nidenuli,womendoukanzaiyanli,suiranjintianzhishidiyitian,buguonikeyijinkuaiderongruzheixiehaizi,kejianyiban。zheishinizheigeyuedeliangpiaohebufengongzi,dengdaoxiageyue,zaijinibuqiyigeyuedegongzi。”
“xiexiezhuren,wohuijixunulide。”
huabubiduo,diandaojizhi。
fanguanyanbugui,congzhouweineixielaoshizuilitingdaoliunianjiubandeshiqing,zenmedoujuedezijicuoguoleyigeyideyangzi。
酸的不行。
zheigeyuehaiyoubuzushitiandeshijian,xuexiaozhijiejiliuguangtiananzhaoxiaoxuejiaoyuanshiyijigongzilaisuande,jiletashierkuaiqianheyixieliangpiao。
“haole,xiake,mingtiankaishiwomenjiuyaozhengshijinrujiaosele,xiwangzaizuodegeweishaoxiajinjizijideshenfen,sheiyaoshiwangjilehuozheshuocuole,chengfaxiangyijingzhunbeihaole,zhuajiu!”
四合院:多徒多福,我的学生都有大来头