一千零一夜：我和女鬼的互坑日记
《一千零一夜：我和女鬼的互坑日记》 小说介绍
yiqianlingyiye：wohenvguidehukengrijijiangshulelumingwanrongzaiaichigumizhoudeguiyijingxingoujiandeshijiezhongdemaoxiangushi。lumingwanrongmianduizhewushudetiaozhanhekaoyan，zhanxianchujianqiangdeyizhiheguorendezhihui。tongguoyuhuobanmendehezuoyunuli，lumingwanrongzhujianchengzhangweiyiweizhenzhengdeyingxiong。tayibachaoqineigekanqilaipingpingwuqi、zhishiyinzhegegengchouxiangkatonglangtoudeyinsepenguan，duizhexianchuangwaineifangfonengtunshiyiqiedekagangtuyaheidongfangxiang，……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihecijideqihuanshijie。
《一千零一夜：我和女鬼的互坑日记》 第2章 免费试读
wuyeshierdian，chengshixiangkuaibeijiaoletaijiudekouxiangtang，nianhuhudichenruheian。zhiyou“guangyingziliaoguan”erlouneishanchuanghailiangzhe，xiangjiledagongniumamenneisuirankundeyaosidanqiangchengzheshuaduanshipinerbukenbishangdeyanjing。
lumingbazijimaizaibi《cihai》haihoude《quanqiukongbupianlanweidaquan》houmian，dincishitujiyibubeizifangmogaichengsibuxiangdesangshiaiqingpiandabuding。pingmuyouyoudeguangyingzhetaneizhangxieman“shengwukelian”delian，nongmeidayandanlvexianlata，heiyanquannongdexiangbeirenzouleliangquan。sanshisui，cengjingde“xijuguicai”，rujinlunluodaokaojishibaxianwangdaca**hekanshouzheizuochongchizhemeiweiyuguoqijiaopiandeziliaoguanduri。
“luojini？qingganni？renxingni？”taduizhekongqipaoxiao，shouzhibabenjiuxishudetoufanaodegengxiangyipianbeitaifengsinveguodepugongyingtian，“rangsangshitiaobaleizhuizhenvzhuhan‘wodezhuliye’？zheibianjushinajiaoxiejubenhaishibeimenjialenaozi？e，budui，kenengshiwo……”tazichaodipiepiezui，guanxiajinwandisanbeinongdenengdangxieyoudesurongkafei。
jiuzaitadiyiqianlingyicizuzhouzheigecaodandeshijieshi，diannaopingmuyouxiajiao，yigejiqifugudexiangsufengdanchuanghaowuzhengzhaoditiaolechulai。
【qinaidebianju，yanjuanlepingyongdexianshima？】
【shifoukewangqinshougaixieneixielingrenewandejingdianyihan？】
【YES/确定】
zitishiciyandexinghongse，bianyuanhaizaiweiweirudong，xiangninggudexue。
“ze，youshishenmelajiyeyouguanggao？haishiaishengchengdebingdu？”lumingxiguanxingdixiangdianyoushangjiaodecha，quefaxiangenbenmeiyouguanbianniu。shubiaozai“yes”he“queding”zhijianhuangyouleyixia——zheixuanzetizuodehaowuchengyi。
“gaixiejingdianyihan？”tachixiaoyisheng，muguangsaoguoshujiashangneipaimengchendejingdiankongbupianjiaojuanhezi，《shanling》、《qumoren》、《dezhoudianjusharenkuang》、《shenghuaweiji》……“xinga，rangjiekebiekanmenle，zhijiehedannizuduiqulasiweijiasibiaoyanmoshutaosheng？huozherangzhenzicongjinglipachulaikaigemeizhuangzhibo？”tadaizhemanfudelaosaoheyisibeigouqide、shuyubianjudezhiyebinghaoqi，daizhedianfaxiexingzhidi，henhenchuoxiangleneigexinghongde【queding】。
“嗡——”
bushidiannaofengshandezaoyin，shizhenggefangjiandekongqidouzhendongleyixia。zhuoshangdekafeibeifengkuangdizhandou，beibishanghesedecanziguiyidiliudong、xuanzhuan，ningjiechengyigeweisuode、niuqudejiudianzoulangtuan。shujiashangdejiaojuanhezipilipaladiaoleyidi，neixieheibaihuocaisedejiaopianxianghuoguolaideshe，shunjianchanshangletadeshoujiao。
“**？！shenmewanyier？！”lumingzhilaidejibaochuyijucukou，yiguwufakangjude、binglengdexilimengdijuezhuleta。yanqiandejingxiangxiangbeidiujinguntongxiyijiyiyangfengkuangxuanzhuan、posui、zhongzu。
cigudehanyishunjianchuantoudanbodechenshan。nongliedaolingrenzuooudetiexiuweicubaodiguanrubiqiang。
lumingyigeliangqiang，qiangliedexuanyunganrangtachadianhuadao，taganmangfuzhuqiang。jiaoxiachuanlaizhanchou、wenredechugan，ditouyikan，xinghongdeyetizhengmanguotadexiemian。
huangusizhou，tazhanzaiyitiaozhangdewangbudaojintoudezoulangli。xinghongdeditanxibaoleyeti，chendiandiande。liangceshiwushushanjinbide、yimoyiyangdemumen。canbaidedengguangcongtianhuabantouxia，jiangqiangbishangneifanfudaolingrenyanyundeyindianfenggebizhiyingzhaoderutongguimeidetuteng。qiangbi……bu，zhenggekongjiandouzaijiqiweiruodi、youjiezoudibodongzhe，xiangyikejudaxinzangdeneibu。
“overlookhotel…shining…237haofang？”lumingdedanaodangjileyimiao，suijishuyudianyingziliaoguanliyuandeshujukushunjianjihuo，yigemingzituokouerchu，daizhenanyizhixindehuangmiugan。zheibujing、zheiqiwei、zheilingrenzhixidexinliyapogan……tamadebaifenbaihaiyuankubulikede《shanling》！tagangganghaizaitucaodejingdiankongbupian！
“叮！”
yigehaowuganqingdedianzihechengyinzhijiezaitanaohailixiangqi：
【huanyingjinru‘pianchangqiusheng’xitong。xinshoufubenjiazai：《shanling》（jingdiankongbupianchangyu）】
【zhuxianrenwu：zaijieke·tuolanside‘chuangzuoreqing’xiacunhuo1xiaoshi。】
【jinggao：dangqianhuanjing‘kongbuzhi’guogao，‘youmozhi’chubei：5%（guodi）。qingsuzhujinkuaibuchong‘xiaodiannengliang’，fouzelizhizhijiangchixuxiajiang。danglizhizhiguiling，suzhujiangbeitonghuaweichangjingnpc。】
yanqianfuxianchuyigebantoumingdezhuangtailan，shangmianxianshizhekelianbabadejigeshuzhi：
lizhizhi：82%(zhengzaihuanmanxiajiang)|youmozhi：5%|gushili：0|wupin：wu
“pianchangqiusheng？youmozhi？xiaodiannengliang？”lumingganjuezijidetucaozhihunzaixiongxiongranshao，zanshiyaguolekongju，“sheijiahaorenxitongbaxinshoucunzhijierengjijinglinga？！haitamashisssjinandude《shanling》！cunhuoyixiaoshi？jiekeneifutoulunqilai1fenzhongjiunengbawoduochengjiaozixianhaoma！youmozhi？woxianzaizhixiangkusuanbusuanheiseyoumo？”
lizhizhitiaoleyixia，bianchengle81%。
jiuzaizheishi，chenzhongdejiaobushengcongzoulangjintouchuanlai。
咚…咚…咚…
huanman、tuota，daizheyizhongfeirendechenzhonghejinshumocadimiandeciersheng。yigechuanzhezhanmananhongwuzijiubaofudeshenyingchuxianzaizoulangjintoudeguangyingjiaojiechu。tadizhetou，shoulituozhedebushifutou，ershiyibajudade、hanguangshanshandexiaofangfu。
jieke·tuolansi。beikunzaijiudianli，bei“ling”yinyou，zuizhongchedifengkuangdenanren。
tataiqitou，neizhangyuanbenyingjundeliancikeniuquzhe，yanshenkongdongerbaoli，zuijiaoqueguazheyisiguiyideweixiao，zhigougoudidingzhezoulangzhongyangweiyidehuowu——luming。
“youyige……ganraowochuangzuode……haichong……”jiekedeshengyinshaya，xiangshishazhimocazhegutou。
pao？zheitiaozoulanggenbenwangbudaotou！duojinpangbiandefangjian？tianzhidaolimianshibushizangzheshuangbaotaijiemeihuozheyuganglidefulanguifu！
lizhizhi：79%…78%…
kongjuxiangbinglengdetengmanchanshangxinzang。lumingbeikaozhebinglengde、bodongzhedeqiangbi，danaoquezaishenshangxiansuhezhiyebennengde**xiachaopinyunzhuan。dianyingdehuamian、taici、jiekedebeijingsheding……ziliaoguanlineixiechenfengdexinxisuipianfengkuangpengzhuang。
“chuangzuo……chuangzuo……”lumingbuzhuodaolejiekehualideguanjianci，youpiejianzhuangtailanlineijijikeweide“youmozhi”he“lizhizhi”。yigejiqihuangdan，dankenengshiweiyishengludeniantou，rutongheianzhongcaliangdehuochai，zhouranshanxian！
tamengdizhanzhishenti，shenxiyikouqi，zaijieketuozhefutoubububijindekongbuyapoxia，yongjinquanshenliqi，shenzhidaishangleyidianerhuajuyanyuandekuazhangqiangdiao，chongzhejiekedahan：
“tuolansixiansheng！lengjing！biechongdong！wobushihaichong！woshilaisongshigongfangande！”
jiekedejiaobu，jiqiweimiaodidunleyixia。neishuangkongdongdeyanjingli，sihuyouyisijiqiweiruodeyihuoshanguo。
lumingdexinzangchadiantiaochusangziyan，dantameiyoutingxia，yusukuaidexiangjiguanqiang，tongshishoumangjiaoluandizaizijikongkongruyedekoudailijiazhuangfanzhao——ganxiebianjudexiangxiangli，tapingkong“tao”chuleyifenbingbucunzaidewenjian：
“《quanjingjiudiandongjifengbiqixuedimigongquanmiangaizaoyujiagushigongfangan（disanbanzhonggao）》！ninkan！zheishidanni（dianyingzhongjiekedeerzi）zuixihuandemigong！danxianyoudejiegoucunzaiyanzhongdeanquanyinhuanheluojiloudong！birudongbeijiaodechengzhongxueqianghoudubuzu，yudaobaofengxuejiyitanta！haiyouxiceneigesihutong，jianzhishiwanmeidefanzuixianchang……abushi，shiweixianquyu！womenjihuacaiyongzuixindefuhebaowencailiaohemokuaihuajiegou……”
tataotaobujue，banaozilinengxiangdaodesuoyouguanyujianzhu、jiegou、anquanguifandeshuyu（qizhongyibanshitaxiabiande）yigunaoerdaolechulai，shenzhishayoujieshidiyongshouzhizaikongzhongbihuazhemigongdejiegoutu。yuqiyansurenzhen，fangfotazhendeshigebeijiafangcuigaocuidaobengkuidekubishigongtushejishi。
jieketuozhefutou，tingzailejulilumingwubuyuandedifang。taneizhangfengkuangniuqudelian，chuxianleyizhongjiqiguguaidebiaoqing。kongdongdebaolisihubeiyizhonggengshende、yuanyuzhiyebennengdekunhuohe……yisisibeidaduan“chuangzuo”（shalu）jiezoudefanzaosuoqudai。
tawaizhetou，dingzhelumingzaikongzhongbihuade“tuzhi”，futoujianzaiditanshangwuyishidihualazhe，fachulingrenyasuande“zila”sheng。
“anquanyinhuan……luojiloudong……”jiekeshayadizhongfuzhezheilianggeci，meitoujinsuo，xiangshizainulilijie，youxiangshizaihuiyizheshenmejiqitongkudeshiqing。
lumingdexintidaolesangziyan，danzuishangmeiting：“dui！loudong！tuolansixiansheng，ninxiangxiang，yigeyouxiudejiudianjingli，zenmenengrongrenzijiguanlidesheshicunzairucidijideanquanyinhuanni？zheijianzhishizhiyeshengyadewudian！womenbixulikexiuzhengta！xijiejuedingchengbaia！”
tahuochuqule，zhijiebahuatiwangjiekedezhiyezunyanshangyin。dianyinglidejieke，zaichedifengkuangqian，zuizaihudejiushizheifengongzuo，zheifen“kanshouzhe”dezhizehe……tazirenweidezuojiashenfen。
“wudian……xiuzheng……”jiekedeyanshenshanshuobuding，fengkuanghemouzhongbeihuanxingde、shuyu“jiudianguanlizhejieke”decanyulizhizaijiliejiaofeng。tawozhefubingdeshoujinleyousong，songleyoujin。
lumingzhuangtailanshangdeshuzikaishijulietiaodong：
`lizhizhi：75%(xiajiangsudujianhuan)|youmozhi：8%...10%...12%！(huanmanshangsheng)`
youyong！zheihuangdandaojidiande“zhiyebingtaolunliu”zhendeyouyong！
jiuzailumingyiweikandaoyixianshengjishi，jieketuranfachuyishengyeshoubandedihou，futoumengdiyangqi！
“budui！nizaipianwo！nizaiganraowo！wodechuangzuo……wodegushi……”fengkuangzaicizhanjushangfeng，neikongdongdeyanshenzhongxinsuodingleluming，shayilinran！
“xiaoxinbug！”lumingjuewangdibiyan。
yuxiangzhongdejutongmeiyoudaolai。
“kaca！zila——！”
yizhencierde、xiangshidianluduanluyoujiazazhejinshuniuqudezaoyinzailumingjiaobianzhaxiang，jinjiezheshiyishengdaizhedianzizayinde、naishengnaiqide：
“汪呜？”
陆鸣猛地睁开眼。
zhijianjiekegangcaizhanlidedifang，kongqiguiyidiniuquleyixia，xiangxinhaobuliangdelaojiudianshipingmu。jiekedeshenyingshanshuobuding，biandemohu。erzailumingdejiaobian，yige……dongxi，zhengyaoyaohuanghuangdishituzhanqilai。
neishiyizhigou。mianqiangsuanshigou。
tadagaizhiyoukejidaxiao，shentiyouyizhongyinhuisede、daizhejinshuguangzedeweizhicailiaogoucheng，guanjiechushi**de、shanshuozhelanguangdeqiuxingzhoucheng。yitiaojixieweibajiangyingdizuoyoubaidong，fachu“kadakada”deshengyin。zuilipudeshitadetou——yigefangfangzhengzhengde、shanshuozhelvsezifudexianshiping，shangmiancikezhengxianshizheyigexiangsufengde、waizhenaodaidegoutoubiaoqing：(●'◡'●)。
zheijixiexiaogousihugangwanchengyicibutaichenggongdekongjiantiaoyue，youdianyunhu，tayongshanzhehongguangdeshexiangtouyanjing（zaixianshipingshangfang）huangusizhou，xianshikandaolezhanchoudexueseditan，xianshipingshangliketiaochuyige“(⊙﹏⊙)”debiaoqing。ranhou，tataiqi“tou”，kandaolejinzaizhichi、mianmuzhengning、gaojufutoudejieke·tuolansi。
jixiexiaogoudexianshipingshunjianbianchengyipianxuehualuanma：“@#￥%……error！jiancedaogaoqiangdudiduimoyinshiti！weixiedengji：max！qidongjinjixieyi……xieyijiansuozhong……”
tayuandizhuanleliangquan，sihuzaixunzhaowuqihuotaopaoluxian，zuizhong，tadeshexiangtousuodingleluming。
“wang！”taturanfachuyishengduancudedianziyin，sitiaoxiaoduantuimengdiyideng，yiyigejiqibukexuededantiao，“sou”diyixiapudaolelumingdexiaotuishang，liangzhiqianzhua（qishishilianggexiaoqianzi）sisibaozhu，xianshipingshangfengkuangshanshuozheyixingdazi：
**“papa！protect！”**
陆鸣：“？？？”
杰克：“？？？”
kongqifangfoninggule。zhiyoujixiexiaogouxianshipingshangneishuodade“papa”hebuduanshanshuodeqiujiuxinhao，zaixuexingdezoulanglixiandegewaiciyanhe……huangdan。
lumingdelizhizhiguiyiditingzhilexiahua。youmozhineiyilan，shuzimengdiyitiao：
幽默值：25%！
**第一章完**