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qingchunlizhixiaoshuo《yiqianlingyiye：wohenvguidehukengriji》shiyibudoushishenghuoticaidejiazuo，zuozheaichigumizhoudeguiyitongguozhujiaolumingwanrongdechengzhanglichenggoulechuleyigexianhuodexingxiang。xiaoshuoyijijixiangshangdetaidujiliduzhepinbofendou，chuandizhejijidenenglianghezhengnengliang。“gunkai！”wanrongyishengqingchi，butuifanjin！batiaotanglangdaobeishunjianzaitashenqianjiaochawudong，sudukuaidaolachucanying！daobeishangliudongdelengliehanmangbingfeizhuangshi，ershi……

精彩章节

dixiaqicengdeyinfeng，guozhexiaodushuihelanrousouledeweier，xiangbabainianmeixidechouwazisaijinlumingbikong。tabeikaozheyigenzizilouzhekeyilvseyetideguandao，huailibaozhesichensichendejixiegou007。goutouxianshipingwanqiangdikazai“(`min´＃)”defennubiaoqingshang，fangfozai**laodiebujichongdianhainatadangnuanbaobao。

“era，diezheibopashiyaobabiqle…”lumingchuozhe007bingliangdetienaoqiao，shengyindoudexiangpajinsenwanqi，“nishuoni，guanjianshikediaolianzi，shengdianmoshibianzhiwugou…xiabeizitoutaijidexuannanfujunenghuan，yijiegengbiliujieqiang！”

【jinggao：yichangmoyinwurannongduchaobiao！lizhizhi-2%/fenzhong！】

`lizhizhi56%(wei！)|youmozhi38%|gushili1`

ranxuedezhitiaozaitashouxinfatang——“linmiaomiao？kuaitao！tashi…”。houmianbeiwuxuegaizhudezi，xiangxuanzaitoudingdedamokelisizhijian。yuanchuchuanlai“kuang！kuang！”dejuxiang，hunhezhefeirendesihouhejinshusiliesheng，xianranshiyansujiaoneibangsunzitonglemafengwo，fangchuleshenmebudeledeketerjizuzong。

“gan！zheifubencehuashigenmatongchuaizixuedeshejima？yinjiantongdaoxiudegenchanggengzuside！”lumingjuewangdijuqicong《shanling》shunlaidexiangpiyafutou（huangchengchengdeyazuizaiyingjihongdengxiaxiandegewaichaofeng），duizhetongfengkouneituorudongzhe、diluozhanyederouliuchushou，baichugehaowudiqidelixiaolongpose，“ni…nibieguolaia！wo、woxueguoliangnianbanchangtiaorap…”

jiuzaichushourudumangbanshelaideshunjian——

“deng！tu！zi——！”

yishengqingchipokongerlai，guoxiezhelaochangpiankadaidecilashenghe《yelaixiang》paodiaodexuanlv。tianhuaban“hong”dizhakaigekulong，fenchenmimanzhong，yidaomolvliuguangjizhuierxia！

“咔嚓！”

jianxidejinshuxiegen，jingzhunrushoushudaobanzhajinchushouhexin！zhanyesijianzhong，laizhejielixuanshen，molvsirongqipaoxiabai“shua”diyangqi，luchuxiantiaojinzhidexiaotui，zhenzhupankoucongbojingxiexizhixiwan，zaixuesedengguangxialiuzhuanzhelengliedeguang。tawenwenluodi，gaogenxiegennianlenianjiaoxiachouchuderoukuai，danfengyanxieniguolai，hongchungouqisanfenjiqiaoqifenshaqi：

“naerlaidechajing，gancaizanggunainaixinzuodeqipao？”（xiejianyouyadishuaidiaoyikuaizhanchouzuzhi）

lumingdexiabachadianzajiaomianshang：“**？！chuan…chuanchanglejiejie！zheilishi《linzhongxiaowu》kehuanfenkengfuben，ninlao《yanzhikou》minguokuqingpianchangdeviptongdaozaigebizuozhuan！”

“bizui！”wanrongshouwanyifan，neiganzuyouxiaobeizhangdeliujinyangan“wu”diyishengpofeng，jingzhunqiaozailumingnaomenshang，fachuqingcuide“dong”！

“si——！”lumingtengdeziyaliezui，wuzhetoudingxinxianchuludebao，“jiejie！darenbudatou！dashalesheijinixiejubena！”

“juben？”wanronglengxiao，yanganwanlegepiaoliangdeqianghua，fanshoutongchuanyizhipulaidesangshiyanwo，“peng”yishengqingxiang，luguxiangxiguabanbaokai，“laonianganjubenzaijingdidengwodeshisanshao！jieguoni？zheipoxitongchoufeng，shikongluanliugencuanxiside，biuyixiabagunainaicongjinglichouchulai，zhijierengjinzheimanshitiegedahelanroudekehuanfenkeng！”taxianqiditikaiwutoushiti，zhizheqipaoxiabaijianshangdeanhongwudian，shengyinbagaobadu：“suxiu！zhengjuan！laocaifengsangeyuedeshougong！peiqian！bu，peiming！”

`youmozhi+10%！dangqian48%！`（lumingneixinos：zheinvguiduishizhuangdezhinianbiminghaizhong？zhenshicalebbshuangjinguancai——siyaomianzi！）

“wojiaowanrong，chulerenmeixinshanbabashiyiwanfuwengmamashidianyingmingxing，zijigenwuzhuangyuanxueguojiniangongfuwai，yemeishatebie。nini？feicai。”qipaomeinvzhenglezhengqipaoxiabai，danshouchayaoshangxiadalianglelumingwendao：

luming˚*̥(∗*⁰͈꒨⁰͈)*̥wae~：“nvxia！caominluming，yigeqinlaoyonggandeyouzhiqingnian！buguozuijinyoudianlei，buxiangnulile，ninjiushoulewoba！”

007：(ꐦò‸ó)nigelaoliu…

liangrenyigou（007beiwanrongyongyanganqiaolexiagoutou，xianshipingduanzantiaochu“(´•ω•̥`)”houjixuzhuangsi）tuishoujinbiaozhe【fangyingshi】dejinshucang。wanrongyijiaochuaishangfangbaomen，liluofansuo。

“biezhuangsi！”wanrongyongyanganchuolechuo007de**，“saomiaozheipodifangdehexinguize！”

luming：“jie，ninshizenmezhidaotahuide？”

wanrongyongyanjiaopieletayiyan，zuijiaoyiqiaoƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃyouya：“laoniangshijigeshijiekebushibaililiande！”

007dexianshipingjiannanliangqi：【saomiaozhong…zizi…jiancedaodimian《linzhongxiaowu》xianjiyishi…guanjianjiedian：xuebananzhengbeichongquntunshi…yuji3fenzhonghouyishiwancheng，dixiacengjiangqidongzihui…】

jiankongpingshang，chongqunrutongheisechaoshuibanyanmeiyanjingxueba，tajuewangdecanjiaotongguokuoyinqihuidangzaicangnei。

“chunhuo！”wanrongturanpaianerqi，“xianjiliuchengdougaofanle！xitongzaiwanwenziyouxi！”tayibaqiangguokongzhitaihuatong，qiehuandaoquanpindaoguangbo，zizhengqiangyuan，daizheliyuanmingjiaodechuantouli：“dimianneigejinfaniutingzhe！xianghuoming，like！mashang！yongdianjupilenipangbianneigekeyaodechunhuo！tashi‘yuzhe’，nishi‘chunjiezhe’！guizeloudongshi——‘chunjiezhe’qinshoushasi‘yuzhe’cainengzhongduanxianji！dong？！”

dimianjingtoujuliehuangdong。zhengjianjiaotaopaodejinfanvmengdichazhujiaobu，huitoukanxiangsuozaijiaoluo、shenzhibuqingdeyinjunzitongban，yanshencongkongjubianchenghenli。“f**ktherules!”tadihouyisheng，zhuanshenqiangguodishangdedianju，laxiangyinqing！“weng——！！！”

xuejiangfeijian！chongqunshunjianjiangzhi，rutongbeianxiazantingjian，chaoshuibantuiqu！

【ding！jiancedaofubenhexinguizebeiwanjia‘wanrong’baolicuangai！xianjijindunizhuan！luojilianbenghuaidu+30%！】

【wanronghuodelinshiquanxian【jubenxiuzheng·chuji】！】

`youmozhi+20%！wanronghaogandu+1（dangqian：xianqidannengyong）`

“niu…niubiajie！”lumingmudengkoudai，suijiyipaidatui，“youzheizhaozaoshuoa！zaozhidaorangwoquyanneijinfaniu，baozhengshouqidaoluo，pianjiabuliu，hainengjiguanzhonglaoyemenzhenggehuo！”

wanrongbailetayiyan：“jiunizheisongyang？yanshitidouxianbiaoqingbugouanxiang。”

turan，zhengduiliangrendezhujiankongpingshanshuoxuehua，yizhicanbai、shiluludeshou，daizhenongzhongdejingshuixingqi，mengdibazhulepingmubianyuan！heisezhangfahaizaobanyongchu，zhenzibiaozhixingderanxuebaipaoshenyingzhengcongpingmuliwangwaipa！

“**！chuantongyinengsuichidandao！”luminghanmaodaoshu，xiayishixiangzhaoyaokongqihuantai。

“huangshenme！”wanronglenghengyisheng，butuifanjin。tayibaduoguolumingsisizuanzaishoulide《shanling》yuanbansuipianjiaohe。“jiegeguang！”tajiangbinglengdejinshuhehenhenpaizaipachuyibandezhenzietoushang！

“滋啦——！！！”

youlansedeguangmangrudianliubanzhakai！zhenzifachuyishengfeirendejianxiao，paxingdedongzuoshunjianjiangzhu！wushuxisuideguangdiancongjiaohezhongyongchu，chanraoshangtadeshentihezhangfa。

“meimei，21shijilehaiwanlaotaopajingxi？”wanronghongchungouqi，zhijianzaikongzhipingshangfeikuaihuadong，jingdiaochulemeiyanlvjinghezhibojiemian！“guanzhongaikanshenme？yanzhi！caiyi！hudonggan！dong？”taxuanzhongyige“hanshishuiguangji+dayanmengmei”lvjing，padidianzaizhenzicanbaidelianshang！

“ninzijihaoxiangshiershishijideba？zenmehaizhidaolvjing！jinengdianyongzaichoumeishangleba？”lumingchakongtucaoleyiju。

婉容(－＂－怒)。

jiankongpinghuamianshunjianbianle！canbaiguilianbiandehongrunqdan，siyuyanbianchengkazilandayan，shiluludeheifazidongjuancheng**lang，ranxuebaipaobeipchenglefenseluolitaqun！pingmuxiafanghaigundongqiqicaidanmu：

“贞子被迫出道”

“jiarenmensheidongapajingpachengyanzhizhubo”

“**jiehaomei！huojianshuaqilai！”

“qianmiandechachuqu！zheishikongbuqu！”

“aaa——！”zhenzi（meiyanban）fachubengkuidejianjiao，bushikongbupiande，gengxiangshishesidexiufen！tapinmingxiangsuohuipingmu，quebeilvjinghedanmulaolaosuozhu。

“caiyizhanshihuanjie！”wanrongdalegexiangzhi，007xianshipingbeipoqiege，bofangqi《xuemaojiao》。“jiyetiao！tiaobuhaojinwanbiexiangxiabo！”

zai“womenyiqixuemaojiao，yiqimiaomiaomiaomiaomiao~”dexinaoshenquzhong，zhenzi（meiyanban）qurudi、jiangyingdiniudongqilai，heisezhangfasuizhedongzuoshuaidong，huamianyidushifenguichu。

`youmozhibaozha！65%→85%！`

【xitongtishi：fubennpc‘zhenzi’zaoshoujingshenbaoji！‘kongbuguanghuan’zanshishixiao！】

lumingkandezuijiaochouchu：“jie…nizheibiguihaiherena…zhenzijiejiepashiyaoliuxiaxinliyinyingle…”

wanrongyouyadishouhuiyangan：“zheijiaoyushijujin。laoherenduomeiyisi，derangguanzhonglaoyemenkaixin。”

haojingbuzhang。cierdejingbaoxiangchedixiaqiceng！【jinggao！suoyouketerjishourongdanyuanshixiao！zhongjimoyinwuranshifang！】houzhongdehejinzhamenrutongduominuogupaibanyishanshandongkai！

fengheguaituozhechangzizuchengdebianzi，liekounvnazheshengxiudejiandaogegeguaixiao，shouzhangguiyingzaidengguangxianiuqulazhang…baiguiyexing，diyukaimen！erzaitamenshenhou，houzhongdefangbaoboliguanchachuanghou，neigedai“jinzhigaoxiao”jinshumianzhaodeyansujiaozhishi，zhengyongkuoyinqifachuniuqudekuangxiao：

“tongkuba！aihaoba！yongnimendejuewangquyuezhigaowushangdedaoyan（xitong）！zheicaishiyishudezhongjixingtai——aaa！sheitamarengdexiangjiaopi？！”

yikuaihuangchengchengdexunixiangjiaopi（lumingyongzuihouyidiangushiliniede）jingzhundihuzaizhishimianzhaoshang，daduanletadeyinchang。

“quyuenidaye！”lumingduozaiwanrongshenhou，shenchunaodaihou，“niyajiushixitongdeyitiaokanmengou！996fubaolingduoleshiba？jiabanjiachuhuanjuele？”

zhishiqidemianzhaodouzaidou：“cubi！yongsu！xieduyishu！jiwosisuitamen！”

baiguirutongdedaozhiling，paoxiaozheyonglai！xingfengpumian！wanrongdeqipaoxiabaiyibeiwuxuejintou，liujinyanganyezadewanle。tachuanzhecuqi，beikaozhuluming，shengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedepibei：“wei，dengtuzi…haiyoushenmesunzhao？”

lumingkanzhezhuangtailanjijikeweidelizhizhi（52%）hebiaoshengdeyoumozhi（85%），youpiejian007beibuneigexiangchongdiankoudeaocao，yigejiqidadan（qiezuosi）dejihuazainaozhongchengxing。tamengdizhuazhuwanrongbingliangqueyoulideshou，yanshenshicongweiyouguoderenzhen（haidaizhedianweisuodeguang）：“jie！xinwoyici！wanpiaodade！bazheipopianchangbianfentoubengdixianchang！nizhuc，wofuzhu，jizhei**zhishiyidianxiaoxiaodelipuzhenhan！”

tabaneizhangranxuedezhitiaosaijinwanrongshouli，zhizheshangmianzuiguanjianneijubeixueranhongdehua——“xitongzaichouquwomendelinghun！”，ranhoufeikuaidijiang007beibudenengyuanxianchechulai，cubaoditongjinguangbozhujidejiekou！“erzi！zhunbeidangdj！banidiezhenzangdetuhaishenqudoudiaochulai！”

wanrongditoukanzhezhitiaoshangneijuxuelinlindehua，shentijibukechadiyizhen。tasihuxiangqileshenme——beishikongluanliutunshiqian，neifenweiwanchengdesibenjuben，neigubeiqiangxingchoulide、shuyuchuangzuozhelinghundejutong…tamengditaiqitou，yanzhongranshaodebuzaijinjinshinuhuo，haiyouyizhongbeichedidianrande、shuyu“huyifeishi”depohuaiyu！

“hao！”tazhituchuyigezi，quedaizheqianjunwanmadeqishi！

zaibaiguilizhuajijiangchujifashaodechanei，wanrongzujianyidian，molvqipaorudieyibanzhankai，zhenggerenlingkongyueqi，wenwenluozaikongzhitaizuigaochu！tashenxiyikouqi，jiangshouzhongneiganjinyangan…daozhuanguolai？yanzuiduizhunkuoyinqi？

luming：“？？？”（jieninayangandangmaikefeng？）

下一秒——

“wuaoaoaoaoao——！！！！！”

yishengchuanyunlieshi、zhijilinghundesuonasheng，rutongpingdijinglei，yousifenghuangqixue，yiwanrongweizhongxinhongranzhakai！neishengyinjingbuzaishidanchundeyinbo，hunhele《shanling》suipianyisandeyoulangushili、wanrongjiyubainiandechongtianyuanqi、yijilumingzhurude、gaoda85%dehuangdanyoumozhi！huazuorouyankejiande、yiquanquanbuduankuosande、xinghongyuyoulanjiaozhidekuangbaochongjihuan！

“jiye——haiqilai！！！”

dong！ca！dong！ca！”007goutoupingmubaochuqiangguang，dingjiyediandjdadiedejiezouguangbotongbuzhakai！zheneryulongde《zuixuanminzufeng》remixbanshunjianjieguanlezhenggedixiaqicengdeguangboxitong！

“cangmangdetianyashiwodeai！mianmiandeqingshanjiaoxiahuazhengkai！shenmeyangdejiezoushizuiyazuiyaobai！shenmeyangdegeshengcaishizuikaihuai！”

moyinguaner！xiaoguoliganjianying！

chongzaizuiqianmiandefengheguai，pangdadeshenqumengdiyijiang，jiezhebushoukongzhidikaishifengkuangdoudong，tuozhechangzitiaoqileguichudetitawu！

liekounvshouzhongdejiandao“kuangdang”luodi，tashuangshoubushoukongzhidigaojuguotou，genzhejiezoufengkuangshuaidongzhangfa，zuilifachubuchengdiaodesihou：“…zui！kai！huai！”huotuotuoyigezhongjinshuyaogunzhuchang！

shouzhangguiyinggengshizhijieniuchenglemahua，zaishanshuodedengguangxiarutongchoufengdeheisexiangpijin！

jiuliantianhuabanshangdiluodezhanye，dousihugenzhejiezouzai…bengdi？

zhenggedixiaqiceng，shunjiancongyinsenguiyubianchengledaxing、shikongde、qunmoluanwude…fentoubengdixianchang！

`youmozhitupolinjiedian！100%！`

【tianfujiesuo：huangdanzhonggouli·chuji！keduanzan（10miao）xiugaifubendicengwuli/luojiguize！】

“jiushixianzai！”lumingyanzhongjingguang（weisuozhiguang）baoshan！tashizhirufei，zaizhukongpingshangqiaoxiayixingjiduquedededaima——jiangqianbeizhitiaoshangbeixuewufugaide“linmiaomiao”mingzi，tihuanchenglegundongbofangdeqicaidanmu：

【zhongjibosstishi：linmiaomiao=xitongai！kentajiaobozia007！】

“erzi！shang！yaotayade！”lumingzhizhefangbaobolihou、kanzhequnmoluanwuyijingchedishihuadeyansujiaozhishi，fachulechongfenghaoling！

007xianshipingshunjianxuehong：“(`д´*)9！papa！chongya！！！”tahuazuoyidaoyinseshandian，wushiwuliguize，zhijiechuantoufangbaoboli（huangdanzhonggoulishengxiao！），yikouhenhenyaozaizhishizengliangdepixieshang！zhunquedishuo，shijiaohougendejijianweizhi！

“ao——！！！wodeamanidingzhipixie！wodejiao！！”zhishifachushazhubandecanjiao，zaiyeweichibuzhu**，tongdeyuandidanjiaotiao。

hunluanzhong，lumingkandaolekongzhitaijiaoluoyigejudadehongseanniu，pangbianbiaoqianxiezhe：【jinjiguozai·tongguiyujin】。taliezuiyixiao，luchucengxiaoxianbiaozhixingdejianxixibiaoqing：“jie！songnigedayanhua！”

tafeipuguoqu，yongjinquanshenliqi，henhenyibazhangpaizaianniushang！

“bu——！！！”zhishijuewangdesihoubeiyanmeizaizheneryulongdebaozhashengzhong！

ciyandebaiguangtunshileyiqie！kuangbaodenengliangliuxijuanerlai！zaiyishibeisisuiqiandezuihouyishun，lumingganjueyaoshangyijin——shiwanrongbinglengde、queyichangyoulideshoubeisisihuanzhuleta！molvqipaodeyijiaozaihuimiedebaiguangzhongfanfei，daizheyigudandande、lengliedetanxiang，chengletaxianruheianqianzuihoudeyinxiang。

“dengtuzi…qianwodeqipao…xiabeizi…shibeifenghai…”yinyuede、yaoyaqiechidenvshengpiaoruerzhong。

luming：“……”（jie，doutongguiyujinlehaidianjizheqipaoni？）

第三章完