dixiaqicengdeyinfeng，guozhexiaodushuihelanrousouledeweier，xiangbabainianmeixidechouwazisaijinlumingbikong。tabeikaozheyigenzizilouzhekeyilvseyetideguandao，huailibaozhesichensichendejixiegou007。goutouxianshipingwanqiangdikazai“(`min´＃)”defennubiaoqingshang，fangfozai**laodiebujichongdianhainatadangnuanbaobao。
“era，diezheibopashiyaobabiqle…”lumingchuozhe007bingliangdetienaoqiao，shengyindoudexiangpajinsenwanqi，“nishuoni，guanjianshikediaolianzi，shengdianmoshibianzhiwugou…xiabeizitoutaijidexuannanfujunenghuan，yijiegengbiliujieqiang！”
【jinggao：yichangmoyinwurannongduchaobiao！lizhizhi-2%/fenzhong！】
`lizhizhi56%(wei！)|youmozhi38%|gushili1`
ranxuedezhitiaozaitashouxinfatang——“linmiaomiao？kuaitao！tashi…”。houmianbeiwuxuegaizhudezi，xiangxuanzaitoudingdedamokelisizhijian。yuanchuchuanlai“kuang！kuang！”dejuxiang，hunhezhefeirendesihouhejinshusiliesheng，xianranshiyansujiaoneibangsunzitonglemafengwo，fangchuleshenmebudeledeketerjizuzong。
“gan！zheifubencehuashigenmatongchuaizixuedeshejima？yinjiantongdaoxiudegenchanggengzuside！”lumingjuewangdijuqicong《shanling》shunlaidexiangpiyafutou（huangchengchengdeyazuizaiyingjihongdengxiaxiandegewaichaofeng），duizhetongfengkouneituorudongzhe、diluozhanyederouliuchushou，baichugehaowudiqidelixiaolongpose，“ni…nibieguolaia！wo、woxueguoliangnianbanchangtiaorap…”
jiuzaichushourudumangbanshelaideshunjian——
“deng！tu！zi——！”
yishengqingchipokongerlai，guoxiezhelaochangpiankadaidecilashenghe《yelaixiang》paodiaodexuanlv。tianhuaban“hong”dizhakaigekulong，fenchenmimanzhong，yidaomolvliuguangjizhuierxia！
“咔嚓！”
jianxidejinshuxiegen，jingzhunrushoushudaobanzhajinchushouhexin！zhanyesijianzhong，laizhejielixuanshen，molvsirongqipaoxiabai“shua”diyangqi，luchuxiantiaojinzhidexiaotui，zhenzhupankoucongbojingxiexizhixiwan，zaixuesedengguangxialiuzhuanzhelengliedeguang。tawenwenluodi，gaogenxiegennianlenianjiaoxiachouchuderoukuai，danfengyanxieniguolai，hongchungouqisanfenjiqiaoqifenshaqi：
“naerlaidechajing，gancaizanggunainaixinzuodeqipao？”（xiejianyouyadishuaidiaoyikuaizhanchouzuzhi）
lumingdexiabachadianzajiaomianshang：“**？！chuan…chuanchanglejiejie！zheilishi《linzhongxiaowu》kehuanfenkengfuben，ninlao《yanzhikou》minguokuqingpianchangdeviptongdaozaigebizuozhuan！”
“bizui！”wanrongshouwanyifan，neiganzuyouxiaobeizhangdeliujinyangan“wu”diyishengpofeng，jingzhunqiaozailumingnaomenshang，fachuqingcuide“dong”！
“si——！”lumingtengdeziyaliezui，wuzhetoudingxinxianchuludebao，“jiejie！darenbudatou！dashalesheijinixiejubena！”
“juben？”wanronglengxiao，yanganwanlegepiaoliangdeqianghua，fanshoutongchuanyizhipulaidesangshiyanwo，“peng”yishengqingxiang，luguxiangxiguabanbaokai，“laonianganjubenzaijingdidengwodeshisanshao！jieguoni？zheipoxitongchoufeng，shikongluanliugencuanxiside，biuyixiabagunainaicongjinglichouchulai，zhijierengjinzheimanshitiegedahelanroudekehuanfenkeng！”taxianqiditikaiwutoushiti，zhizheqipaoxiabaijianshangdeanhongwudian，shengyinbagaobadu：“suxiu！zhengjuan！laocaifengsangeyuedeshougong！peiqian！bu，peiming！”
`youmozhi+10%！dangqian48%！`（lumingneixinos：zheinvguiduishizhuangdezhinianbiminghaizhong？zhenshicalebbshuangjinguancai——siyaomianzi！）
“wojiaowanrong，chulerenmeixinshanbabashiyiwanfuwengmamashidianyingmingxing，zijigenwuzhuangyuanxueguojiniangongfuwai，yemeishatebie。nini？feicai。”qipaomeinvzhenglezhengqipaoxiabai，danshouchayaoshangxiadalianglelumingwendao：
luming˚*̥(∗*⁰͈꒨⁰͈)*̥wae~：“nvxia！caominluming，yigeqinlaoyonggandeyouzhiqingnian！buguozuijinyoudianlei，buxiangnulile，ninjiushoulewoba！”
007：(ꐦò‸ó)nigelaoliu…
liangrenyigou（007beiwanrongyongyanganqiaolexiagoutou，xianshipingduanzantiaochu“(´•ω•̥`)”houjixuzhuangsi）tuishoujinbiaozhe【fangyingshi】dejinshucang。wanrongyijiaochuaishangfangbaomen，liluofansuo。
“biezhuangsi！”wanrongyongyanganchuolechuo007de**，“saomiaozheipodifangdehexinguize！”
luming：“jie，ninshizenmezhidaotahuide？”
wanrongyongyanjiaopieletayiyan，zuijiaoyiqiaoƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃyouya：“laoniangshijigeshijiekebushibaililiande！”
007dexianshipingjiannanliangqi：【saomiaozhong…zizi…jiancedaodimian《linzhongxiaowu》xianjiyishi…guanjianjiedian：xuebananzhengbeichongquntunshi…yuji3fenzhonghouyishiwancheng，dixiacengjiangqidongzihui…】
jiankongpingshang，chongqunrutongheisechaoshuibanyanmeiyanjingxueba，tajuewangdecanjiaotongguokuoyinqihuidangzaicangnei。
“chunhuo！”wanrongturanpaianerqi，“xianjiliuchengdougaofanle！xitongzaiwanwenziyouxi！”tayibaqiangguokongzhitaihuatong，qiehuandaoquanpindaoguangbo，zizhengqiangyuan，daizheliyuanmingjiaodechuantouli：“dimianneigejinfaniutingzhe！xianghuoming，like！mashang！yongdianjupilenipangbianneigekeyaodechunhuo！tashi‘yuzhe’，nishi‘chunjiezhe’！guizeloudongshi——‘chunjiezhe’qinshoushasi‘yuzhe’cainengzhongduanxianji！dong？！”
dimianjingtoujuliehuangdong。zhengjianjiaotaopaodejinfanvmengdichazhujiaobu，huitoukanxiangsuozaijiaoluo、shenzhibuqingdeyinjunzitongban，yanshencongkongjubianchenghenli。“f**ktherules!”tadihouyisheng，zhuanshenqiangguodishangdedianju，laxiangyinqing！“weng——！！！”
xuejiangfeijian！chongqunshunjianjiangzhi，rutongbeianxiazantingjian，chaoshuibantuiqu！
【ding！jiancedaofubenhexinguizebeiwanjia‘wanrong’baolicuangai！xianjijindunizhuan！luojilianbenghuaidu+30%！】
【wanronghuodelinshiquanxian【jubenxiuzheng·chuji】！】
`youmozhi+20%！wanronghaogandu+1（dangqian：xianqidannengyong）`
“niu…niubiajie！”lumingmudengkoudai，suijiyipaidatui，“youzheizhaozaoshuoa！zaozhidaorangwoquyanneijinfaniu，baozhengshouqidaoluo，pianjiabuliu，hainengjiguanzhonglaoyemenzhenggehuo！”
wanrongbailetayiyan：“jiunizheisongyang？yanshitidouxianbiaoqingbugouanxiang。”
turan，zhengduiliangrendezhujiankongpingshanshuoxuehua，yizhicanbai、shiluludeshou，daizhenongzhongdejingshuixingqi，mengdibazhulepingmubianyuan！heisezhangfahaizaobanyongchu，zhenzibiaozhixingderanxuebaipaoshenyingzhengcongpingmuliwangwaipa！
“**！chuantongyinengsuichidandao！”luminghanmaodaoshu，xiayishixiangzhaoyaokongqihuantai。
“huangshenme！”wanronglenghengyisheng，butuifanjin。tayibaduoguolumingsisizuanzaishoulide《shanling》yuanbansuipianjiaohe。“jiegeguang！”tajiangbinglengdejinshuhehenhenpaizaipachuyibandezhenzietoushang！
“滋啦——！！！”
youlansedeguangmangrudianliubanzhakai！zhenzifachuyishengfeirendejianxiao，paxingdedongzuoshunjianjiangzhu！wushuxisuideguangdiancongjiaohezhongyongchu，chanraoshangtadeshentihezhangfa。
“meimei，21shijilehaiwanlaotaopajingxi？”wanronghongchungouqi，zhijianzaikongzhipingshangfeikuaihuadong，jingdiaochulemeiyanlvjinghezhibojiemian！“guanzhongaikanshenme？yanzhi！caiyi！hudonggan！dong？”taxuanzhongyige“hanshishuiguangji+dayanmengmei”lvjing，padidianzaizhenzicanbaidelianshang！
“ninzijihaoxiangshiershishijideba？zenmehaizhidaolvjing！jinengdianyongzaichoumeishangleba？”lumingchakongtucaoleyiju。
婉容(－＂－怒)。
jiankongpinghuamianshunjianbianle！canbaiguilianbiandehongrunqdan，siyuyanbianchengkazilandayan，shiluludeheifazidongjuancheng**lang，ranxuebaipaobeipchenglefenseluolitaqun！pingmuxiafanghaigundongqiqicaidanmu：
“贞子被迫出道”
“jiarenmensheidongapajingpachengyanzhizhubo”
“**jiehaomei！huojianshuaqilai！”
“qianmiandechachuqu！zheishikongbuqu！”
“aaa——！”zhenzi（meiyanban）fachubengkuidejianjiao，bushikongbupiande，gengxiangshishesidexiufen！tapinmingxiangsuohuipingmu，quebeilvjinghedanmulaolaosuozhu。
“caiyizhanshihuanjie！”wanrongdalegexiangzhi，007xianshipingbeipoqiege，bofangqi《xuemaojiao》。“jiyetiao！tiaobuhaojinwanbiexiangxiabo！”
zai“womenyiqixuemaojiao，yiqimiaomiaomiaomiaomiao~”dexinaoshenquzhong，zhenzi（meiyanban）qurudi、jiangyingdiniudongqilai，heisezhangfasuizhedongzuoshuaidong，huamianyidushifenguichu。
`youmozhibaozha！65%→85%！`
【xitongtishi：fubennpc‘zhenzi’zaoshoujingshenbaoji！‘kongbuguanghuan’zanshishixiao！】
lumingkandezuijiaochouchu：“jie…nizheibiguihaiherena…zhenzijiejiepashiyaoliuxiaxinliyinyingle…”
wanrongyouyadishouhuiyangan：“zheijiaoyushijujin。laoherenduomeiyisi，derangguanzhonglaoyemenkaixin。”
haojingbuzhang。cierdejingbaoxiangchedixiaqiceng！【jinggao！suoyouketerjishourongdanyuanshixiao！zhongjimoyinwuranshifang！】houzhongdehejinzhamenrutongduominuogupaibanyishanshandongkai！
fengheguaituozhechangzizuchengdebianzi，liekounvnazheshengxiudejiandaogegeguaixiao，shouzhangguiyingzaidengguangxianiuqulazhang…baiguiyexing，diyukaimen！erzaitamenshenhou，houzhongdefangbaoboliguanchachuanghou，neigedai“jinzhigaoxiao”jinshumianzhaodeyansujiaozhishi，zhengyongkuoyinqifachuniuqudekuangxiao：
“tongkuba！aihaoba！yongnimendejuewangquyuezhigaowushangdedaoyan（xitong）！zheicaishiyishudezhongjixingtai——aaa！sheitamarengdexiangjiaopi？！”
yikuaihuangchengchengdexunixiangjiaopi（lumingyongzuihouyidiangushiliniede）jingzhundihuzaizhishimianzhaoshang，daduanletadeyinchang。
“quyuenidaye！”lumingduozaiwanrongshenhou，shenchunaodaihou，“niyajiushixitongdeyitiaokanmengou！996fubaolingduoleshiba？jiabanjiachuhuanjuele？”
zhishiqidemianzhaodouzaidou：“cubi！yongsu！xieduyishu！jiwosisuitamen！”
baiguirutongdedaozhiling，paoxiaozheyonglai！xingfengpumian！wanrongdeqipaoxiabaiyibeiwuxuejintou，liujinyanganyezadewanle。tachuanzhecuqi，beikaozhuluming，shengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedepibei：“wei，dengtuzi…haiyoushenmesunzhao？”
lumingkanzhezhuangtailanjijikeweidelizhizhi（52%）hebiaoshengdeyoumozhi（85%），youpiejian007beibuneigexiangchongdiankoudeaocao，yigejiqidadan（qiezuosi）dejihuazainaozhongchengxing。tamengdizhuazhuwanrongbingliangqueyoulideshou，yanshenshicongweiyouguoderenzhen（haidaizhedianweisuodeguang）：“jie！xinwoyici！wanpiaodade！bazheipopianchangbianfentoubengdixianchang！nizhuc，wofuzhu，jizhei**zhishiyidianxiaoxiaodelipuzhenhan！”
tabaneizhangranxuedezhitiaosaijinwanrongshouli，zhizheshangmianzuiguanjianneijubeixueranhongdehua——“xitongzaichouquwomendelinghun！”，ranhoufeikuaidijiang007beibudenengyuanxianchechulai，cubaoditongjinguangbozhujidejiekou！“erzi！zhunbeidangdj！banidiezhenzangdetuhaishenqudoudiaochulai！”
wanrongditoukanzhezhitiaoshangneijuxuelinlindehua，shentijibukechadiyizhen。tasihuxiangqileshenme——beishikongluanliutunshiqian，neifenweiwanchengdesibenjuben，neigubeiqiangxingchoulide、shuyuchuangzuozhelinghundejutong…tamengditaiqitou，yanzhongranshaodebuzaijinjinshinuhuo，haiyouyizhongbeichedidianrande、shuyu“huyifeishi”depohuaiyu！
“hao！”tazhituchuyigezi，quedaizheqianjunwanmadeqishi！
zaibaiguilizhuajijiangchujifashaodechanei，wanrongzujianyidian，molvqipaorudieyibanzhankai，zhenggerenlingkongyueqi，wenwenluozaikongzhitaizuigaochu！tashenxiyikouqi，jiangshouzhongneiganjinyangan…daozhuanguolai？yanzuiduizhunkuoyinqi？
luming：“？？？”（jieninayangandangmaikefeng？）
下一秒——
“wuaoaoaoaoao——！！！！！”
yishengchuanyunlieshi、zhijilinghundesuonasheng，rutongpingdijinglei，yousifenghuangqixue，yiwanrongweizhongxinhongranzhakai！neishengyinjingbuzaishidanchundeyinbo，hunhele《shanling》suipianyisandeyoulangushili、wanrongjiyubainiandechongtianyuanqi、yijilumingzhurude、gaoda85%dehuangdanyoumozhi！huazuorouyankejiande、yiquanquanbuduankuosande、xinghongyuyoulanjiaozhidekuangbaochongjihuan！
“jiye——haiqilai！！！”
dong！ca！dong！ca！”007goutoupingmubaochuqiangguang，dingjiyediandjdadiedejiezouguangbotongbuzhakai！zheneryulongde《zuixuanminzufeng》remixbanshunjianjieguanlezhenggedixiaqicengdeguangboxitong！
“cangmangdetianyashiwodeai！mianmiandeqingshanjiaoxiahuazhengkai！shenmeyangdejiezoushizuiyazuiyaobai！shenmeyangdegeshengcaishizuikaihuai！”
moyinguaner！xiaoguoliganjianying！
chongzaizuiqianmiandefengheguai，pangdadeshenqumengdiyijiang，jiezhebushoukongzhidikaishifengkuangdoudong，tuozhechangzitiaoqileguichudetitawu！
liekounvshouzhongdejiandao“kuangdang”luodi，tashuangshoubushoukongzhidigaojuguotou，genzhejiezoufengkuangshuaidongzhangfa，zuilifachubuchengdiaodesihou：“…zui！kai！huai！”huotuotuoyigezhongjinshuyaogunzhuchang！
shouzhangguiyinggengshizhijieniuchenglemahua，zaishanshuodedengguangxiarutongchoufengdeheisexiangpijin！
jiuliantianhuabanshangdiluodezhanye，dousihugenzhejiezouzai…bengdi？
zhenggedixiaqiceng，shunjiancongyinsenguiyubianchengledaxing、shikongde、qunmoluanwude…fentoubengdixianchang！
`youmozhitupolinjiedian！100%！`
【tianfujiesuo：huangdanzhonggouli·chuji！keduanzan（10miao）xiugaifubendicengwuli/luojiguize！】
“jiushixianzai！”lumingyanzhongjingguang（weisuozhiguang）baoshan！tashizhirufei，zaizhukongpingshangqiaoxiayixingjiduquedededaima——jiangqianbeizhitiaoshangbeixuewufugaide“linmiaomiao”mingzi，tihuanchenglegundongbofangdeqicaidanmu：
【zhongjibosstishi：linmiaomiao=xitongai！kentajiaobozia007！】
“erzi！shang！yaotayade！”lumingzhizhefangbaobolihou、kanzhequnmoluanwuyijingchedishihuadeyansujiaozhishi，fachulechongfenghaoling！
007xianshipingshunjianxuehong：“(`д´*)9！papa！chongya！！！”tahuazuoyidaoyinseshandian，wushiwuliguize，zhijiechuantoufangbaoboli（huangdanzhonggoulishengxiao！），yikouhenhenyaozaizhishizengliangdepixieshang！zhunquedishuo，shijiaohougendejijianweizhi！
“ao——！！！wodeamanidingzhipixie！wodejiao！！”zhishifachushazhubandecanjiao，zaiyeweichibuzhu**，tongdeyuandidanjiaotiao。
hunluanzhong，lumingkandaolekongzhitaijiaoluoyigejudadehongseanniu，pangbianbiaoqianxiezhe：【jinjiguozai·tongguiyujin】。taliezuiyixiao，luchucengxiaoxianbiaozhixingdejianxixibiaoqing：“jie！songnigedayanhua！”
tafeipuguoqu，yongjinquanshenliqi，henhenyibazhangpaizaianniushang！
“bu——！！！”zhishijuewangdesihoubeiyanmeizaizheneryulongdebaozhashengzhong！
ciyandebaiguangtunshileyiqie！kuangbaodenengliangliuxijuanerlai！zaiyishibeisisuiqiandezuihouyishun，lumingganjueyaoshangyijin——shiwanrongbinglengde、queyichangyoulideshoubeisisihuanzhuleta！molvqipaodeyijiaozaihuimiedebaiguangzhongfanfei，daizheyigudandande、lengliedetanxiang，chengletaxianruheianqianzuihoudeyinxiang。
“dengtuzi…qianwodeqipao…xiabeizi…shibeifenghai…”yinyuede、yaoyaqiechidenvshengpiaoruerzhong。
luming：“……”（jie，doutongguiyujinlehaidianjizheqipaoni？）
第三章完