第4章

kaichang:qipaoyuxuewudechuyu

lumingshibeiyigunongliedaolayanjingdehunheqiweiqiangxingde——fulanxueroudexingchou、cibixiaodushuidesuanlie、haiyoufenshaosuliaodejiaochou,kancheng“huanxiongshixiandingkuandiyuxiangshui”。tashenxiashibinglengniannidecizhuan,meiyicihuxidouxiangzaitunyanshazhi。touding,“raccooncitypolicedepartment”denihongdengpaigouyancanchuan,neige“p”zijiechubuliangdichouchushanshuo,huoxiangbinsibingrendexindiantu。

“era…xiacichuansong…tiaogewuxingjiudianxingbu…”ta**zhequmohuailidejixiegou。007dexianshipingjiannanliangqi,tiaochugeyanwenzi:“(◕‿◕✿)nenglianghuifu10%!papatietie!”

“tienidaye!”lumingyibazhangpaizaibingliangdegoutoushang,“shangcisuijichuansongchadianbadiesongjinsangshidexiaohuaxitongdangkaiweicai!zheiciyoushishenmeyinjianfuben…”tamamalielietaitou,tongkongmengdiyisuo。

buyuanchu,neimoshuxidemolvsirongshenying,zhengyongtaneinengdangxiongqishidejiantougaogenxiejian,jiqixianqidibonongzheyijuchuanzhepolanjingfudesangshishiti。zhenzhupankouzaixueseyingjidengxiafanzhelengguang,gaokaichadeqipaoxiabaiquejianshangledapiananhongzhanchoudewuzi。

“peiqian!”wanrongdeshengyindaizhebingchazi,gaogenxiegen“puchi”yishengjingzhundicaibaolesangshidetoulu,hongbaizhiwusijian,“suxiu!zhengjuan!laocaifengyizhenyixianaolesangeyue!zheiqiongsuankehuanpianchanglianjianxiangyangdexifudoubeibuqi?daoyansilema?!”tashuaileshuaixiejian,fangfozhanshangleshenmezangdongxi,danfengyanlidenuhuojihuyaoshaochuandixiaqicengdeshuinitianhuaban。

【ding!jiancedaoshikongluanliuwending…xinfuben《shenghuaweiji2:qishilu》ronghewancheng!zhuxianrenwu:48xiaoshineiqudegbingduyuanshiyangben,bingchedicuihuirengongzhinengzhuji“honghou”hexin!】

【teshuguizejihuo:chenggonggaixiedianyingjiaosesiwangjieju,jiangchufa“yihanniudanji”choujiang!jianglicongshenbingliqidaopotonglantie,baoninxintiaojiasu!】

【yuyanfuzhuxitongyiqidong。xinxifang,jiushiniu!】

xitongdetishiyingangluo——

“轰隆!!!”

juliedebaozhashengcongjingjuchuangwaichuanlai,zhendebolicanzhasusuluoxia!jinjiezheshimijideqiangsheng、yinqingdepaoxiao、yiji…renleibinsidejuewangjianjiao!

jiuyuanshouchou:jierdefanglangpenwuyubuladedeanlian

luminghewanrongtongshipudaoposuideluodichuangqian。

zhangjiejintou,yiliangfandaoranshaodejingchepang,yigechuanzhehongsediaodaiqun、shencai**dejinfanvlang(jier·walundian)zhengbeichaoshuibandesangshibirusijiao!tabeikaozhebinglengqiangbi,shouzhongneizhibiaozhixingdewushizhirenshouqiangfachu“kada”yishengkongxiang——zidandaguangle!zuijindeyizhifulanshoubei,julitadelianzhiyoubudaoshigongfen!

“ze,yangpozichuanzheimeshao…shangfengbaisu!”wanrongzuishangkebodipingjiazhe,shentiqueyihuazuoyidaomolvliuguang!gaogenxiezaimanshisuibolihexuewudedimianjieliyidian,zhenggerenrutongqingyingyouzhimingdeyuyan,caizhexiamiansangshidetoulu、jianbang,jigeqiluobianyuezhijiershenqian!

“gunkai!”yishengqingchi!neiganliujinyanganzaitashouzhonghuazuoduomingpanguanbi,daizhesiliekongqidejianxiao,jingzhunwubidihuaguoyidaobanyuan!

“噗!噗!噗!”

sankefulandetouluchongtianfeiqi!wuxuerutongpenquanbanjianshe,youjidishenzhijiandaolewanrongbaixidebojingshang。

“e…xiexie…”jierjinghunweiding,kanzheyanqianzheigechuanzheranxueqipao、qichangliangmibadedongfangmeiren,youdianmeng。

“daojutaici!”wanrongkandoumeikanjier,xianqidijiangzijineibadakongzidandeyinseshouqiang(cong《linzhongxiaowu》shunde)suishoudiujihoumiangenguolaideluming,ranhoujiqizirandiyibaqiangguojiershoulidexiandanqiang(hydram3),“kanhaoleyangniu——qiangshizheimeyongde!”huayinweiluo,taxuanshenceti,xiegenjingzhundichuaisuiyizhisangshidexiaba,tongshixiandanqiangguanshunshitongjinlingyizhipulaidesangshikongdongdeyankuang!

“砰!”

jinjulixiandandeweilijiangneikenaodaihongchenglelanxigua!wanrongshouwanyidou,tuiqiaoshangtangyiqihecheng,dongzuoliuchangderutongwudao,quedaizhelingrendanhandebaolimeigan!

“jiejie!qiangkou!qiangkoubieduiwoliana!”lumingbaotoushucuan,chadianbeifeijiandenaojianghuyilian。

“bizui!feiwudianxin!”wanrongtouyebuhuidihechi,yanganyizhipangbianyigebeizalandechuwuju,“qu!kankanneijuchuanbaidaguadaiyanjingde!haiyoudianqiermei?”

lumingdingjingyikan,chuwujuliquansuozheyigedaiyanjingdenanren,xiongkouyipianxueroumohu,zhengshiyuandianyingliweilejiujiererbeisangshiquansiyaozhiside“bulade·weikesi”!ciketaliansehuibai,qixiweiruo,yankanjiuyaoyanqi。

“xiongdi!tingzhua!”lumingyigehuaguipuguoqu,shoumangjiaoluandianzhubuladebozishanggugumaoxuedeshangkou,zuilikaishipaohuoche:“xiangxiangjier!nianliantaneimejiu!qingtahekafeishoudoudou!haimeibiaobaini!sileduokuia!zuoguiyeshigesonggui!”tayibianhushuobadaofensanbuladezhuyili(yekenengshijiasutasiwang),yibianfeikuaidiconghuailitaochuneiheshanshuozheyoulanxingxiede《shanling》yuanbansuipianjiaohe,henhenanzaibuladexueroumohudeshangkoushang!

“滋啦…”

weiruodelanguangrutongdianliubanzaishangkouchutiaoyue,buladetongkudichouchuleyixia,danshenqideshi,neikepadeshangkoujingyirouyankejiandesudukaishizhixue、shousuo、zhangchu**dexinrou!suiranrenhaishihunmibuxing,danmingbaozhule!

【ding!chenggonggaixie“bulade·weikesi”siwangjieju!huode“yihanniudanji”qingtongjichoujiangjihui*1!】

【choujianglunpanzhuandongzhong…ding!gongxihuode:“fanglangpenwuplusban”*1】

【wupinshuoming:duiputongsangshitexiao。penzhongmubiaohou,qiangzhiqiyuanditiao《yelangdisco》30miao。lengqueshijian:5fenzhong。(xitongfuzengbgm:“zuobiangenwoyiqihuagelong!youbianhuayidaocaihong!”)】

lumingkanzheshoulizheigefenhongse、yinzhekatonglangtou、daxiaogenqingliangyouchabuduodepenwuping,zuijiaofengkuangchouchu:“……xitongnidaye!zheiwanyiershinengduifutianshizhehaishibaojun?!rangsangshizaiwofentoubengdizhuxingma?!buguoyongsuonayanzouyelangdisikehaoxiangyetingdaigan…”

(woshizhuanchangpai)jianyufengyun:tingchechangyingjiuyubaiyinchoujiang

sanren(jiayigehunmidebulade)tuishoudaoxiangduianquandejingjudanganshi。jieryibianjibuladezuojianyibaozha,yibiangengyanzheshuoqiu.b.c.sxiaoduijinhuquanmiedecanzhuang。

“budui!”lumingmengditiaoqilai,shouzhiwuyishidizaikongzhonghualazhe,xiangzaishuliwuxingdejuben,“anzhao‘juqing’,zheishihouyinggaihaiyouyigeguanjianrenwu!cainiaojingcha“liang·s·kennidi”!haiyouneigezhaogegededaxuesheng“kelaier·leidefeierde”!tamenyinggaizaizheilihuihecaidui!”

fangfoweileyinzhengtadehua,binglengdexitongguangmutuwudidanchu,xinghongdejinggaozitichumujingxin:

【jinggao!jiancedaoguanjianjiaose“liang·kennidi”yanzhongpianliyushejuqingxian!dangqianzuobiao:jingjudixiatingchechangb4ceng!xianrushichaobaowei!shengcunlvjisuanzhong…0.2%!yuji3fen17miaohoushengmingtizhengxiaoshi!】

guangmushangshenzhitiexindifudaileyigexiaoditu,yigedaibiaoliangdelvseguangdianbeimimimamadehongseguangdian(sangshi)weizaizhongyang,jijikewei。

“zou!”wanrongerhuabushuo,yijiaochuaikaidanganshijiaoluoyigexiujibanbandetongfengguandaozhalan,“jiunineigexiaoxianghaojingchaqu!”

“doushuolebushixianghao!”lumingyibianshoumangjiaoluandizuanjinguandao,yibianhuitouhou,“neishizhongyaonpc!shichoujiangsucai!shizanmenfajiazhifu…pei,shitaochushengtiandeguanjiandaoju!dongbudongajiejie!”

“bizuipakuaidian!zailuosuolaoniangyongyangantongni**!”

dixiatingchechangb4ceng,mingfuqishiderenjianlianyu。nongzhongdexuexingweiheshichoujihuningchengshizhi。hunandedengguangxia,shubaitousangshirutongxiudaoxuexingweideshirenyu,fengkuangdipaidazhe、siyaozhejiliangfandaoranshaodejingchecanhai。erzaiqizhongyiliangxiangduiwanhaodejingchechedingshang,yigechuanzhezhanxinlansejingfu、zongfalingluandenianqingnanren(liang·kennidi),zhengtulaodiyongyigenjinggunjidazhebuduanshitupashanglaidesangshi。talianshangzhanmanxuewu,yanshenjingkongquedaizheyiguchushengniududejueqiang。

gengzhimingdeshi——zaichedingdeyinyingjiaoluoli,yitoutixingyichanggaoda、shuangbeijinhuachufengligurendesangshi(zhengshiyuanjuqingzhongzhongchuangliang、daozhitahouqixingdongbubiande**lizhuasangshi**),zhengxiangbihuyiyangqiaowushengxidipaxingzhe,neishuangmeiyoutongkongdecanbaiyanjing,sisisuodinglelianghaowufangbeidehoubei!taweiweiquxi,gurengaoju,yankanjiuyaofadongzhimingdepusha!

“erzi!daonibiaoyanle!shangcaiyi!”lumingqingjizhixia,lunqihuailide007jiuchaozheshiqunzuimijidedifangzaleguoqu!

“aowu——papa!!!”007zaikongzhongfachuyishengweiqudedianziyin,dangoutouxianshipingshunjianbaofachuciyanyumangdeqiangguang!yishouzheneryulongde《zuixuanminzufeng》remixbanrutongzhadanbanzaitingchechangzhaxiang!tongshi,wushudaoqicaide、daizheqiangliejiezougandeguangboyi007weizhongxinfengkuangkuosan!

“cangmangdetianyashiwodeai!mianmiandeqingshanjiaoxiahuazhengkai!shenmeyangdejiezoushizuiyazuiyaobai!shenmeyangdegeshengcaishizuikaihuai!”

moyinguaner!guangbosaoguo!

kanchengshenjideyimufashengle!

yuanbenkuangbaoshixuedesangshiqun,dongzuoshunjianjiangzhi!jiezhe,rutongbeiwuxingdexiancaokongdemuou,kaishijiti、jiangyingdi、suizheshenqudejiezouniudongqilai!taishou、titui、shuaitou…changmianyidujiqiguichu,fangfodaxingsangshiguangchangwuxianchang!

就在这混乱的瞬间!

“锵——!”

yidaojinsedeliuguangrutongshandianbanconglumingshenceshechu!shiwanrongdejinyangan!tajingzhunwubidizhuangzailizhuasangshigaogaojuqidegurenshang,fachujintiejiaomingzhisheng!judadeliliangzhijiejiangneibingzhimingdegurendadegaogaodangkai!

lizhuasangshifachuyishengfennudesihou,zhuyilishunjianbeixiyin。wanrongruguimeibanqishenershang,molvqipaozaihunandeguangxianxiahuachuzhimingdehuxian,gaogenxiegendaizheqianjunzhili,“kaca”yishengjingzhundichuaizailizhuasangshicuiruodexiguanjiecemian!

“ao——!”lingrenyasuandegulieshengxiangqi!lizhuasangshicanhaozheguidaozaidi!

“hailengzheganshenme!shangche!”wanrongchongzhechedingshangdairuomujidelianghoudao,tongshiyibazhuazhulumingdehouyiling,xianglinxiaojiyiyangbatashuaixiangpangbianyilianghainengfadongdejingche,“feiwu!kaichejieying!”

lumingliangundaipadizuanjinjiashishi,shoumangjiaoluandifadongyinqing。jingchepaoxiaozhe,rutongfennudegongniu,zhuangkaijigehaizai“hualonghuacaihong”desangshi,yigepiaoliangdeshuaiweitingzailiangsuozaidechepang。

“kuaishangche!”lumingtanchutoudahan。

liangrumengchuxing,liangundaipaditiaoxiacheding,lakaichemenpulejinlai,dakouchuanzhecuqi:“holyshit!nimen…nimenshishenmeren?”

“jiunigoumingderen!”wanrongzuihouyigeyouyadihuajinfujiashi,fanshouguanshangchemen,jinyanganzaizhijianlinghuodizhuandong,“kaiche!qugueryuanfangxiang!neilihaiyougemiludexiaoyatoupianzi!”

【ding!chenggonggaixie“liang·kennidizhongshangzhican”shijian!huode“yihanniudanji”baiyinjichoujiangjihui*1!】

【choujianglunpanzhuandongzhong…ding!gongxihuode:“tianshizhejiangsheng”*1】

【wupinshuoming:yicixingdaoju。taozaitianshizhetoubukeduanzancaokongqixingdong,shizhang:5fenzhong。chenggonglv:80%。(wenxintishi:qingwuzaishixiaoqianshitumotaguanghuadedanaomen!)】

lumingkanzheshoulizheigenyounini、fangfoyongmouzhongshengwujinjianbianzhichengdecucaoshengsuo,zaikankanhoushijinglijinghunweidingdeliang,youpieleyiyanpangbianbimuyangshen、qipaoxiabaihaizaidixuedewanrong,zhangzhangtanlekouqi:“zheichoujiang…zhentaniangdeshixuedingedehezia…”

b4cengdeyinlengtingchechangli,tianshizhedesihouyu《zuixuanminzufeng》demoxingxuanlvguiyijiaozhi。lumingjiashizhejingchezhuangkaizuihouyidaotiezhalan,luntainianguosangshicanzhishifachulingrenyasuande“puji”sheng。

“kelaier·leidefeierde!tingdaoqinghui——**!”

yifaxiandanturanhongsuicheqianchuangboli!suizhafeijianzhong,yigechuanhongsejiake、zhamaweideshaonv(kelaier)congyantihouyuechu,qiangkouzhizhilumingmeixin:“baohusandezougou?!”

“zijiren!meinv!”lumingjuqibeisangshixueranhongdehellokittytanzidangbaiqi,“nigekelisituowomenqujiuni!”

kelaierjiangxinjiangyi,zhidaokanjianhouzuoyanyanyixideliang——tajingfushangbiezhedeleidefeierdejiahuizhangrangtatongkongzhousuo:“liang?!nimenzenme…”

“meishijianjieshi!”wanrongturanzhuaiguokelaieryiling,tanglangdaobei“qiang”dijiazhucongtianhuabanpuxiadelieshazheγxing,“shangche!chufeinixiangdangyusiliao!”

zhongrenchongjingueryuandixiatongdaoshi,xitongguangmuturandanchu:

【jiancedaoguanjianjiaosel.j.(yuanjuqingbeibaotou)zhengbeisangshiweigong!shengcunlv8%!】

“choujiangsucailaile!”lumingyigejichache,chaoqi“fanglangpenwuplus”tiaochuchechuang。zhijianjiaoluoli,chuanhuachenshandeheirenzhuanghanl.j.zhengyongtieguantulaodikang,sanzhisangshiyijiangtabizhiqiangjiao!

“xiongdi!jiezhuzheige!”lumingjiangpenwupaojil.j.。

“zheitamashawan——ao!!”l.j.shoumangjiaoluananxiapentou,fensewuaishunjianlongzhaoshiqun。sangshimenjitijiangzhu,jiezheturanniukuabaitun,tiaoqile《yelangdisco》!

【ding!gaixie“l.j.baotoucansi”shijian!huodehuangjinniudan*1!】

【choujiangzhong…gongxihuode“sangshiyufanyierji”(ketingdongshiquntucao,fudaijiangzaogongneng)】

l.j.kanzheturanwudongdesangshi,youkankanzijishoulidepenwu,biaoqingliekai:“laoziyihou…haizenmezhishiyedian?!”

**▍kaluosizhishang:shengbowuqiyuzuanshichoujiang**

baohusanshiyanshidejinshuzoulangli,zhongrenzhengtupozhongwei,turanyizhenjuliebaozhaxianfantianhuaban!

“dangxin!”chuanu.b.c.szhifudekaluosi(yuanjuqingzibaoxisheng)mengdituikaizhongren,zijiquebeigangjincichuandatui!gengzhimingdeshi——tantachuyongchushushizhisangshiquan!

“made…nimenzou!”kaluosiyaoyajuqishoulei。

“zounigetou!”wanrongtanglangdaobeishunjiandanchu,zhanduangangjinjiangtatuohui,“007!ganraotamen!”

jixiegouxianshipingliangqisaomiaoguangshu:

【jiancedao“fanbowshengbowuqishejitu”shiyongchangjing!xujinshuguan*1+sangshinaojiang*50ml!】

“naojiang?!xianchengde!”lumingchaoqixiaofangfupikaizuijinsangshidetougaigu,kelaiermoqididishangshiguan。wanrongzechaixiatongfengguandao,jiangtuzhipaizaijinshuguanshang——

“zila!”languangshanguo,jinshuguanbianxingweiqitedeshengbofasheqi!kaluosirenzhejutongkoudongbanji,yizhenciergaopinyinbaoxijuanzoulang!sangshiquanjitiaihaobaotou,naojiangcongerkongpenshe!

【ding!gaixie“kaluosizibao”jieju!huodezuanshiniudan*1!】

【choujiangzhong…gongxihuode“ailisikelongtihuanxingmiyao*1”(xuzaizhujifangshiyong)】

kaluosikanzhemandiquanshi,youkankanzijiwanhaowusundeshenti,turanbaozhuluming:“xiongdi!wotamaaini!”

wanrongdedaobei“shua”dihengzailiangrenzhijian:“songshou。fouzexiaciqiedejiushibiedebuwei。”

hexinshiyanqudedamenbeibaolihongkai!sanmigaodeheisefengyijuren(baojunt-103)tazhechenzhongdebufabijin,honghouquanxiyingxiangzaixuebozhongfuxian:“toujiangba,nimenwufaduikangwanmeishengwubingqi…”

“wanmeigepi!”wanrongpishouduoguogbingdushiguanzhajinzijibojing,“laoniangrangnijianshishenmejiaojinhua!”

“ze…zhenhen,kanzhejiuteng…”luminghunshendouleyixia,tacongxiaojiupadazhen。

tadeqipaozaijiroupengzhangzhongsilie,beihoushenchubatiaotanglangdaobei,tongkongbianchengpaxingleishutong——danshenzhiqingxing!

baojundetiequanyudaobeiduizhuanghuohuasijian!lumingchenjiyong“tianshizhejiangsheng”taozhutongfengguanpachudetianshizhe:“erzi!yaotajiaohougen!”

tianshizheaowuyikoukenzhubaojunjijian!baojunliangqiangjian,wanrongdaobeirubaoyuciruqixiongqiang!

“zuihouyiji!”jierjuqihuojiantong。

“dengdeng!”lumingturantaochuranxuezhitiaoanzaibaojunetou——zhengshiqianbeijilude“baohusanshouhaizhemingdan”!baojundongzuomengrantingzhi,jinshumianzhaoxiashenchuanhongxuelei,houlongfachuposuidewuyan。

honghouxitongturanbaocuo:【qingganmokuaichongtu…zhixingqinglichengxu…】

“jiushixianzai!”lumingjiang“sangshiyufanyierji”diujiwanrong,“jie!yongxiqiangjitachanganhunqu!”

wanrongqingchiyisheng,daobeicharuzhujijiekou,hubeidaguhunzhedianliushengxiangcheshiyanshi:

“kelian~ni~zhonghou~ren~zaoci~danan~”(poyinban)

baojunhongranguidi,rutongchanhuideqishi。honghoushujuliukuangluanshanshuo!

【ding!zhongjigaixie“baojunjiushu”chenggong!huodechuanqiniudan*1!】

【choujiangzhong…gongxihuode“ailisidajunzhaohuanquan”(jihuomiyaohoukehuanxing50mingkelongti)】

**▍cuhaifanbo:kelongtijuntuanyuxiuluochang**

dangzhongrendaizhegbingduyangbenchelishi,lumingtoutoulazhuhuifurenxingdebaojun(yiwan):“xiongdi,chuquhoubangwoliuyi‘linmiaomiao’…”

huayinweiluo,wanrongdeyangan“dong”diqiaozaitahounaoshao:“dengtuzi!goudawanyangniuyouliaotiepiren?”

lumingbaotouaihao:“zheishizhuxianrenwuajiejie!”

turan,007jingbaoshengzhaxiang:【jiancedaogaonengfanying!jianyishiyongchuanqijiangli!】

lumingyaoyaniesui“zhaohuanquan”。shiyanshishenchu,50gepeiyangcangtongshikaiqi!chishenluotideailisikelongtimenjitizhengyan!

“**…zheisuankaihougongma?”luminggangshuowanjiubeiwanrongyijiaochuaijinsangshidui。

“ganyoufeifenzhixiang,laoniangbaniyanlesaijinniudanji!”

kelongtimenchenmodikanzhezheichangnaoju,turanqishuashuadanxiguidi:“zhihuiguan,qingxialing。”

wanronglengxiaozhebachuchazaizhujidedaobei:“mubiao——baohusanzongbu。jilaoniangchaileneipohonghou!”

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