第1章

shijianfangfobeixueseditanzhanzhule。

lumingjiangzaiyuandi,xiaotuishangguazheyigebuduanfachu“papa!protect!”dianziyindejinshuchengtuo(huozheshuo,jixiegou),yanqianshigaojuxiaofangfu、yanshenzaifengkuangyukunhuojianfanfuhengtiaodejieke·tuolansi。

“wangwu?”jixiegoudexianshipingqiehuanchengyigewugude(●ˇ∀ˇ●)biaoqing,xiaoqianzibaodegengjinle,shenzhifachuxiweide“zizi”dianliusheng。

“p…papa?”jiekesiyadizhongfuzhezheigecihui,futouweiweizhandou,neizhangniuqudelianshang,shuyu“fuqinjieke”desuipianjiyisihubeizheigehuangmiudechenghuhenhencileyixia。kongdongdebaolizhong,hunzajinyisigengshende、yuanzidianyinghexinbeijudemimangyutongku。tadingzheluming,youkankanneizhimingxianbushuyuzheige“pianchang”dejixiegou。

lumingdenaozizaishengsishisuxiachaopinyunzhuan,cpudoukuaishaole!tucaozhihunhunhezheqiushengdebenneng,zaihoulonglifangun。tamengdiyizhijixiegou,yongjinbishengyanji,duizhejiekehoudao:

“tuolansixiansheng!kankan!zheijiushianquanyinhuan!zheijiushiluojiloudongdejuxianghuachanwu!ta……takenengshijiudiandianlulaohuadaozhidezhinengqingjiejiqirenbianyi!taguansheidoujiaobaba!yanzhongganraojiudianzhengchangyunyingheninde……e,chuangzuofenwei!bixulikeqingchu!ninzuoweijinglizewupangdaia!”

huoshuidongyin!sidaoyoubusipindao!

“bianyi……jiqiren……qingchu……”jiekedemuguangguoranbeixiyindaojixiegoushenshang,neikongdongdeshayisihuzhaodaolexinde、geng“heli”dexuanxiekou。tahoulonglifachuyishengyiyibumingdegulu,chenzhongdefutouhuanhuandiaozhuanfangxiang,duizhunlelumingtuishangdejinshugeda。

“**!bie!”lumingtoupiyizha,zheijubenbuduia!taxiayishidixiangbazheitangshoushanyushuaichuqu。

“error!gaonengwulidajiyujing!”jixiegou007dexianshipingshunjianbianhong,fengkuangshanshuogantanhao“(!!!д!!)!!!”。tasihuyeganjuedaolezhimingweixie,baodegengjinle,jihuyaoqianjinlumingdeniuzikuli。tongshi,tafangfangzhengzhengde“goutou”dingduan,yigebuqiyandeweixingtantoumengdidanchu,shechuyidaoweiruodelansesaomiaoguangshu,shunjiansaoguojiekehetashouzhongdexiaofangfu。

【mubiaofenxi:shitimoyin·jieke·tuolansi(《shanling》fubenhexinnpc)】

【zhuangtai:dilizhi,gaogongjixing,luojilianbuwending(shouwailiganrao)】

【wuqi:xiaofangfu(wulishanghaimax,fujia‘fengkuangqinshi’xiaoguo)】

【jianceluojichongtudian:‘fuzhirenzhi’、‘zhiyezunyan’、‘chuangzuozhinian’…chongtuzhishu:87%!】

【jiejuefangan:…fanganjiansuozhong…fangan…zila…youxianji:bao…baohupapa!】

jiuzaijiekeyanzhongxiongguangbaozhang,futoujijiangpiluodeqianjunyifazhiji——

jixiegou007dexianshipingshang,neigedaibiao“luojichongtudian”deshujutiaoturanfengkuangtiaodong,shunjianbiaoshengzhi99%!tatoudingdeweixingtantoumengdibaofachuyuanchaozhiqiande、ciyanyumudelanseqiangguang!

zheiguangbingfeishitigongji,gengxiangshiyizhongqiangliede、niuquxianshide……xinxiliuchongji!tajingzhundimingzhonglexiaofangfudefuren!

“嗡——!”

yishengjiqiguaiyi、fangfowushupindaoxinhaotongshichuantaidezaoyinzhaxiang!

jiekeshouzhongdexiaofangfu,neihanguangshanshan、zhanzhebuminganhongsewuzidezhimingxiongqi,zailanguangzhaoshexia,xiangbeitourugaowendelayiyang,shunjianfashenglefeiyisuosidexingbian!

jianyingdejinshufurenruanhua、niuqu、pengzhang……yanseyecongbinglengdejinshuyinfeikuaidibianchengle……lianghuangse?!

jinjinlingdianjimiao,neibaxiangzhengzhekongbuyufengkuangdexiaofangfu,jiuzailuminghejieke(ruguotahaiyoulizhidehua)mudengkoudaidezhushixia,bianchengleyizhijudawubide、chongqixiangpiyawanju!yuangungun、huangchengcheng,yazuishenzhihaizaiweiweishangqiao,daizheyizhongtianzhenwuxiedechaofeng!

“啪叽!”

judadexiangpiyafutou(xianzaizhinengzheimechenghule)yinweishiqulejinshudezhonglianghezhongxin,congjiekeshouzhonghuatuo,ruanmianmiandidiaozaizhanchoudexueseditanshang,fachuhuajideshengxiang。

jieke:“……???”

tabaochizhepikandezishi,shoubeijiangzaibankong,lianshangdefengkuangchedininggu,beiyizhongjizhidemangranherenzhibengtasuoqudai。taditoukankanzijikongdangdangdeshou,youkankandishangneizhiciyande、haizaiweiweidandongdehuangsexiangpiya,fangfozhenggeshijiedouzaitayanqiansuichenglemasaike。tazhanglezhangzui,houlonglizhifachu“he…he…”delouqisheng。

lumingdezuibazhangdenengsaijinneizhixiangpiya。

lizhizhi:70%(wending)|youmozhi:45%!(biaosheng!)|gushili:1(weiruobodong)

“zhei…zheitamayexing?!”judadehuangdanganrutonghaixiaobanxijuanerlai,shunjianchongkualecanliudekongju。taditoukanxiangtuishangdejixiegou,xianshipingshangzhenggundongzheyixingxiaozi:【luojichongtufengzhiganraochenggong!mubiaowuqimoyinqiangzhifugai:‘kongbuxiongqi’→‘wuhaiwanju’。nengliangxiaohao:95%。jinrujienengmoshi…zzz…(~﹃~)~zz】

xiaoqianzihaibaozhetadetui,danxianshipingshangdegoutoubiaoqingyijingbianchengleanxiangdeshuimianzhuangtai,shenzhimonichulexiaoxiaode“z”zifuhao。

shentamajienengmoshi!nigangcaishibaxitongguizejibugleba?!

chenzhejiekehaichenjinzai“wodefutoubianchenglexiangpiya”deshishijizhenhanzhong,lumingdedanaozhongyucongdangjizhuangtaiqianghuikongzhiquan。pao!xianzaibupaoshishazi!

tawanyao,yibalaoqijinru“jienengmoshi”、sichensichendejixiegou007,baozaihuaili(ganjuexiangbaolegebinglengdejinshuzhuantou),batuijiuchaozhezoulangshenchu,jiyizhongdianyinglidanniduobijiekedefangxiangkuangben!

zhanchoudexuejiangzaijiaoxiafachu“pujipuji”deexinshengxiang,liangcewushujinbidemenfeixiangchenmodeguanzhong。shenhou,chuanlaijiekeyishenghunhezhefennu、kunhuohebengkuide、feirendepaoxiao!xianran,jishifutoubianchenglexiangpiya,tadui“haichong”dezhuishayubingweixiaoshi,shenzhikenengyinweizheifenxiuruergengjiaqianglie!

“kaimen!suibiannagemen!kuai!”lumingyibiankuangbenyibianqidao。takebuxiangbeiyigenazhexiangpiya(suiranxianzaimeina)defengzizhuizhepao!

xingyun(huozhebuxing)deshi,yishanbiaozhuzhe“chuzangshi”ziyangdemumen,zaitapaodaojinqianshi,“kada”yisheng,mensuojingranzijidankaile!

lumingxiangdoumeixiang,baozhejixiegouyitouzhuanglejinqu,fanshouyongjinquanli“peng”diguanshangmen,beikaozhemenbandakouchuanqi。

menwai,chenzhongdejiaobushenghejiekehanhunbuqingdepaoxiaoshengxunsubijin,henhenzhuangzaimenbanshang!

咚!咚!咚!

mumenjuliezhenzhan,huichensusuluoxia。lumingsisidingzhumen,xinzangkuangtiao。zheipomennengchengduojiu?

tahuanguzheigexiaxiaodechuzangshi。huichenmiman,duimanlejiujiaju、posundehuaxueban、jihuideshengdanzhuangshi。weiyideguangyuanshitoudingyizhanhunhuangdedengpao,jiechubuliangdishanshuozhe,rangshineiguangyingyaoyebuding。kongqizhongmimanzhechenjiubuliaohemutoufuxiudeqiwei。

turan,tahuaili“jienengmoshi”dejixiegou007xianshipingweiruodiliangleyixia,yigejixiaodejiantouzhixiangchuzangshishenchuyigebeijiumaotanfugaidejiaoluo。

【jiance…weiruo…tongyuan…xinhao…nengliang…buchong…】

lumingxintouyidong。tongyuanxinhao?nengliangbuchong?nandaoyounengjitachongdiandedongxi?huozhe…shixitongtidaode“dianyingsuipian”?

taxiaoxinyiyidijiangchenzhongdejixiegoufangzaiyigehaisuanwengudejiuxiangzishang,ranhoupingzhuhuxi,nieshouniejiaodizouxiangneigejiaoluo。menwaijiekedezhuangjishenghepaoxiaorutongcuimingfu,meiyicizhuangjidourangtadeshenjingbengjinyifen。

xiankaijimanhuichen、sanfameiweidejiumaotan,xiamianshiyigeluomanhuidemuxiangzi。dakaixiangzi,limianshixiepojiudezhangbu、tunsedejiudianxuanchuance……zaizuidixia,yazheyigeyingzhidezhangfangxingwuti。

lumingdexintiaolouleyipai。tafuqushangmiandehuichen,luchuletadezhenrong——

yigelaoshide、jinshuzhididedianyingjiaojuanhe。shenzongsedeheshenshang,yongbaiseyouqiqingxidiyinzhepianming:《theshining》,haiyouchupinnianfen:“1980”。

hetaziliaoguanlishouzangdeneige,jihuyimoyiyang!danzhijuegaosuta,zheigebuyiyang!

tazhandouzheshoudakaihegai。limianshichanraozhengqideheisejiaojuan,danqiyideshi,jiaojuanbenshenbingfeiwanquanqihei,ershizaimouxiezhenshang,jiqiweiruodishanshuozhediandianyoulande、rutongxingxiebandeguangmang,fangfojiangdianyingzhongdemougeshunjianninggu、chouqulechulai。yizhongnanyiyanyude、daizheweiruo“gushi”qixidebodongcongjiaojuanshangsanfachulai。

【ding!huodeguanjiandaoju:《shanling》yuanbandianyingsuipian(1/1001)!】

【‘gushili’weiruotisheng!dangqiandengji:1(ninenggengqingxidiganzhi‘juben’demailuo)】

【yinzangtishi:jiqisuipian,huokekuijian‘zhenshi’depianchang。】

xitongdetishiyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi。

jiuzaizheishi,xiangzilidejiaojuanhepangbian,yizhangbeizhedieqilaide、fanhuangdezhizhangyinqilelumingdezhuyi。tasihushicongmougebijibenshangsixialaide,shangmianyongliaocao、zhandoudebijixiemanlezi,moshuiyijingyouxieyunkai。

lumingnaqizhitiao,jiezheshanshuodedengguangkuaisuyuedu:

“tapianlewomen!zheibushiyouxi!shijianyu!neixieguang…neixielansedeguang…tamenzaichouqu…chouquwomendegushi!womendelinghun!chengweitaderanliao!buyaoxiangxinxitongderenwu!tazailiyongwomendechuangzuoyu…xunzhaojiaojuan!zhaodao‘linghao’!tashiyaochi…xiaoxin‘yansujiao’…tamentoukaolexitong…wochengbuzhule…xiayigefubenshi…lin…”

houmiandezijibeiyidapianshenhesede、zaoyiganhedewuzichedifugai,wufabianren。

hanyishunjiancongjizhuicuanshangtouding!jianyu?chouqugushihelinghun?ranliao?linghao?yansujiao?zheizhitiaoshisheiliuxiade?shangyigesuzhu?

“砰!!!”

yishengjuxiang!chuzangshidemenbanzaiyechengshoubuzhuchongji,congzhongjianliekaiyidaojudadefengxi!yizhibumanxuesi、chongmanfengkuangdeyanjing,zhengtouguoliefengsisididengzhelimiandeluming!

jiekedepaoxiaojinzaizhichi:“zhaodaonile!haichong!wodechuangzuo!!!”

luminghunshenhanmaodaoshu!tayibazhuaqishanshuozhexingxieguangmangdejiaojuanheheneizhangranxuedezhitiaosaijinkoudai,zhuanshenjiuqubaoxiangzishangdejixiegou007!

“007!xingxing!bieshuile!nidieyaomeile!”lumingyongliyaohuangzhejinshugoutou。

xianshipingjiannandishanshuoleyixia,cong“zzz…”bianchengle“(o_o)?”,sihuhaimeiwanquankaiji。

menbandeliefengzaikuoda!jiekedebangejianbangyijingjilejinlai!

“nengliang…buzu…”xianshipingshangtiaochujigezi。

“nengliang?!jini!”lumingjizhongshengzhi,muguangsaoguochuzangshi,mengdizhuaqijiaoluoliyipingluomanhuichen、biaoqiandoukanbuqingdeyeti——kanzhexiangmouzhongqingjiejihuozhegongyejiujing,guanbuleneimeduole!tacubaodiningkaigaizi,zhijiewangjixiegou007beibuyigekanqilaixiangjiekoudeaocaolidaolejinqu!

“滋啦——!!!”

yizhendianhuohualuanshan!jixiegou007zhenggeshentijuliechouchuqilai,xianshipingfengkuangluanma,fachucierdejingbaosheng:“@#¥%…error!feifanengyuanzhuru!xitongguozai!jinjixieyiqidong…qiangzhi…kongjiantiao…tiao…”

“tiaonigetou!kuaipaoa!”lumingkanzheyijingkuaijijinlaidejieke,hunfeiposan。

“wang!!!”jixiegou007fachuyishengqiansuoweiyoude、gaokangdedianziyin,xianshipingshunjianbianchengciyandehongse!tamengdicongxiangzishangdantiaoqilai,buzaishibaotui,ershizhijiepuxianglumingdexiongkou,liangzhixiaoqianzisisizhuazhutadeyijin!

yucitongshi,chuzangshijiaoluoli,yigeyuanbenbeizawudangzhude、bumanhuichendebiluneibu,turanhaowuzhengzhaodiliangqiyoulansedeguangmang!neiguangmangxingchengyigexuanzhuandexuanwo,sanfachuqiangdadexili!

“kongjiantiaoyueqidong!mubiaomaodian…zila…suodingshibai!qiangzhi…zila…suijichuansong!”jixiegou007deshengyinduanduanxuxu。

“bu!!!”lumingzhilaidejifachuyishengjuewangdenahan(zhuyaoshidui“suijichuansong”dekongju),jiubeineilansedexuanwomengdixileguoqu!liandaizheguazaitaxiongqiandejixiegou007yiqi!

zaishentibeichedixiruxuanwodezuihouyichanei,lumingdeyuguangpiejianjiekezhongyuzhuangpolecanpodemenban,chongjinlechuzangshi。neizhangfengkuangdelianshang,chulebaonu,sihuhaiyouyisi……rushizhongfu?fangfobaituoleshenme?jinjiezhe,zhenggechuzangshi,liantongjiekedeshenying,rutongxinhaobuliangdedianshihuamian,kaishijuliediniuqu、shanshuo,ranhouchedixiaoshizaishiyezhong。

冰冷、失重、眩晕。

wushuposuideguangyingheniuqudeshengyinsuipiancongshenbianfeisulveguo。lumingganjuezijixiangbeirengjinlegaosuxuanzhuandexiyiji,wuzangliufudouyaoyiweile。

buzhiguoleduojiu,yexushiyimiao,yexushiyinian。

“噗通!”

tazhongzhongdishuaizaijianyingbinglengdedimianshang,shuaideyanmaojinxing,huailidejixiegou007ye“kuangdang”yishengdiaozaipangbian。

“e……”lumingtongkudi**zhe,zhengzhazhetaiqitou。

tazhengshenchuyige……diantili?

laojiude、jinshuzhigandediantijiaoxiang。zhishidengxianshizhelouceng:b7(dixiaqiceng?)。kongqizhongmimanzhenongzhongdexiaodushuiweiheyizhongnanyiyanyude、hunhezhetiexiuyufulandeyinlengqixi。diantideanniumianbanshang,chulezhengchangdeloucengshuzi,haiyouyixieyiyibumingdefuhao,qizhongyigehuazhezhengningdeguaiwujianying。

zuiguiyideshi,diantideneibishang,bumanleanhongsede、fangfoyongzhijiafengkuangzhuanaoliuxiadehenji,shenshenqianqian,chumujingxin。jiaoluoli,haiyouyixiaotanshangweiwanquanganhede、zhanchoudeanhongseyeti。

“叮——”

diantimenfachulaojiujixiemocadeshengxiang,huanhuanxiangliangbiandakai。

menwai,shiyitiaogengshende、wangbudaojintoudezoulang。canbaideyingguangdengguanzizizuoxiang,huminghumie。zoulangliangce,shiyishanshanhouzhongde、daizheguanchachuangdejinshumen,menpaishangkezhebinglengdebianhaohelingrenbuandebiaoshi:【shourongshixiao】、【jiduweixian】、【keterji】…

yigubi《shanling》dexuexinggengjiayayi、gengjiafeiren、daizhenongzhongshiyantiqiujinqixidekongbuganpumianerlai。

陆鸣的胃猛地一抽。

【ding!jiancedaosuzhutuolixinshoufuben《shanling》!】

【qiangzhichuansongzhixinfuben:《linzhongxiaowu》(teshuhunhechangyu-dixiasheshiceng)】

【zhuxianrenwu:cunhuozhiliming。】

【jinggao:jiancedaogaonongdu‘yichangmoyinwuran’!‘lizhizhi’xiajiangsudutisheng300%!】

【dangqianzhuangtai:lizhizhi65%(jiasuxiajiangzhong)|youmozhi30%|gushili1|wupin:《shanling》suipian*1、ranxuezhitiao*1、jixiegou007(nengyuanhunluan-gongnengshouxian)】

lumingkanzhediantiwaineitiaofangfotongxiangdiyushenchudezoulang,youditoukankanshenbianxianshipingfengkuangshanshuozhexuehuaheluanma、shibushichouchuyixiadejixiegou007,zaimomokoudailineihebinglengdejiaojuanheranxuedezhitiao……

“007……”lumingdeshengyindaizheyisizhandouheyaoyaqiechidejuewang,“**de…zhenshidiedehaodaera!”

jixiegou007dexianshipingjiannandishanchuyige“(✧ω✧)”debiaoqing,ranhouchediheiping,zhishengxiayisiweiruodedianliushengzhengmingtahai“huozhe”。

陆鸣:“……”

tashenxiyikouhunhezhexiaodushuihexuexingweidebinglengkongqi,liangundaipadichongchudianti——zhishao,xianlizheigaisidediantiyuandian!tianzhidaomenguanshanghoulimianhuishuachushenme!

dixiaqicengdeyinlengkongqi,rutongwushuzhibinglengdeshou,shunjianzuanjinleta。

**第二章完**