历史：摆烂王爷不想上班
《历史：摆烂王爷不想上班》 小说介绍
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第5章
“yueruwuhen......yueruwuhen......”yannanxunnianleliangsheng，shengyinbiandanlexiaqu。
“yanwangzi，zheixialianpeishanglianruhe？”fanshizhuangmozuoyangdechaoyannanxunzuoyidao，“baiyinwojiuxiaonale，xieleha。yihouyouzheizhongshengyihaizhaowo，biekeqi。”
yannanxunhaichenjinzaizheiyijushicidechongjizhong，tingdaofanshidehuacaifanyingguolai。
输了！
他输了！
真的有下联！
zheiqiangujiajuyouyilianbianyijingshihaisu，fanshijingranqingkejiandelelianglian。
erqiehunrantiancheng，wanmeiwuxia。
shisigezi，yigezidoutihuanbule。
他输了！
daxiaguozaixiangzhanzhanweiweizoushangqianlai，jidongdeduifanshiyiyidao，“gongxishangwangdianxia，chengjiurucishenzuo。”
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changshangzhongrenzheicaicongshicidechimizhongqingxingguolai，tingdaozaixiangdehua，yefenfenxiangfanshishiligonghedao，“gongxishishangwangdianxia，chengjiurucishenzuo，gongxiyanwangzi，chengjiutianxiameiming。”
“gongxishangbangchengjiushenzuo，gongxishenguochengjiumeiming......”
yishijianyuchaoyuanzhonghushenghuidang，jiujiubunengtingxie。
dangzhequantianxiarendemian，yannanxunjiushixiangshualaiyeshualaibule。
更何况还留了文书。
yannanxunwunai，zhihaorenxiazheiyibaiwanbaiyindeduzhu。
zhiyouwaiguoshituanzhongjigebiaoxingdahanyilianbuxie，tamenzhengshibeicangmangguodeshizhe。
weishoudeyigegengshichixiaodao，“heng，zheibangniaorenyigegepadoushishaziba，beiliangjugoupiduiliannongdechichishasha，haiganyuansongchuyibaiwanbaiyin，zhenshiyibangbendan。”
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fanshiraoyouxingqudeshuodao，“nihaiyoushifu？nengjiaochunizheimehuizuoshengyiderenlai，xiangbinishifukendinghenyoumingqi。”
“ni......”yannanxunbenxiangjizijizhaobuyidianmianzi，meixiangdaofanbeifanshiqiongzhuimengda，lianjiuzhangdegenghongle。
xiangshuoshenme，youpashuoduocuoduo，zhihaobishangzui，qihenghengdetuilehuiqu。
yibaiwandaoshou，xiamufengmeimuliuzhuan，kanfanshideyanshenbuzijuebianwenroulexuduo。
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neijialuyunhaipazaidishangzhanzhanjingjing。
xialianyichu，tagengjiahuangkongle。
zheimelihaideshishangwang，zheimelihaidedaxiaguo，tazheishizhuangdaoqiangkoushangle。
fanshizoudaojialuyunshenbianshuodao，“jialuyun，yibuxiaoxinrangnizheixiangshangrentouduoliulepianke......”
jianfanshihaiyaoshajialuyun，jialuwangziganjinshangqianqiuqingdao：
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niuyangqianzhi，huangjinqianliang，zhenzhubaihu，shangdengtechanbaidan，maijialuyunyigerentou，zheimaimaiheshi。
“xietianbangshangguobushazhien，jialuguorihoubijinyanshenxing，zaibufanjinrizhicuo。”
“退下吧。”
“xietianbangshanghuanglongen。”
jialuanrenqishenguiweihou，xiamufengkanleyiyanshenbiandedaxiaguoguoshishangguanfeiyue。
shangguanfeiyuexinlingshenhui，bianzoudaoziyinvzimianqianshuodao，“gongzhudianxia，jinriweiguozhengguang，rangtianxiarendoujianshilewodaxiaguodejinguofengcai，cikehaibuyuanshizhenrongme？”
ziyinvzituletushetou，“guoshijiejie，huangdijiejiemeiguaiwohunaome？”
“shengshangshenmeshihouguaizuiguogongzhudianxia。”
shangguanfeiyuezhuanshenxiangzhongrenshuodao，“zheiweijiarencaizhiwushuang，xiangbidajiadouxiangzhidaotadezhenshishenfenba。”
changzhongzaoyourenzaichuaiceziyinvzideshenfenle，jianshangguanfeierzheimeyishuo，zhidaoyaojiexiaomidile，bianfenfengaoshengfuheqilai。
“xianshengcaisiminjie，rangrenpeifu！weishizhenrongshishukexi。”
“xianshengruonengrangtianxiarenyidufengcai，jinrijiahuabidingguangweiliuchuan！”
“dui，rangtamenshudexinfukoufu。”
......
shangguanfeiyueweizheziyinvzideshoushuodao，“zheiweibianshidaxiaguoshiyigongzhu，daxiaguohuangdiheshishangwangdemeimei，fanmenger。”
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xuebaidepifu，juemeidelianpang，yangguangzhaoshedaotashenshang，chenchuyidaorouheershengjiedeguanghuan，wanruyiluorenjiandejingling。
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“meixiangdao......jingshizheimedayiweimeiren......jingshidaxiaguogongzhu！”
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waiguoshituanzhongyibanrendouzhanleqilai，jiulianneixiesuixingdenvziyedoubuyoudekaitantiandixiajingyouzheimemeideshaonv。
mingmingkaoyanzhijiunengmiaoshazhongren，pianpianhaiyaokaocaihuapinitianxia。
真是人比人气死人。
changshangjingmolesanmiaohou，zhongrenbiankaishiqieqiesiyu。
“jingranshigongzhudianxia......”
“gongzhudianxiaziheshishangwangdianxiajinjinghoujiushenjujianchu，congweichuxianzaishenmedachanghe，meixiangdaojinrijingnengdejianzhenrong。”
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......
zhengzaizhongrenjingyazhiji，congzhuguoshituanzhongzouchuyiren。
tashencaigaoda，hubeixiongyao，zhengshibeicangguowangzi，huyanhui。
takaikoushuodao，“nimenzheixiezhongyuanrenzhenshixiaosirenle，bahuiliangjushidangchengjingshizhicai，weileliangjushifengfengdiandian，juranhaishuchuquyibaiwanbaiyin，zhenshiyouchunyouben，yuchundaojiale。”
yijuhua，bachangshangsuoyouderenliandadepapaxiang。
众人立刻反击道：
“nibufu？youbenshiniyezuoliangjushichulaia？”
“fanbangyeren，yepeizaizheizhongwenrenshenghuishangguozao。”
......
huyanhuihengdao，“nimenzhengriyaowenjiaozi，haibushibeiwobeicangguodademeiyouhaishouzhili？duilianzheizhongdongxi，haowuyongchu，shulisuanxuecaishizhengtong，wobeicangguocaishizhengtong。”
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“fangsi，wodaxiaguogongzhuqishininengjiyude？”shangguanfeiyuenuhedao。
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