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fanshishuidemimihuhu，jiutingdaoyishenggaohe：
“baitajie，huangtiejiang，shenghonglu，shaoheitan，maoqingyan，shanlanguang，cuizitie，congbeichaonandadongxi！”
无聊！
fanshidiaozhengleyixiazishijiezheshui，yizishangshuizhejiushibushufu，nanadoubudejing。
zicongtajinianqiantachuanyueguolai，momingqimiaodanglezheidaxiaguodeshishangwang，jiujiangbuxuewushudemingtoufayangguangda，chengweilerenjinjiezhidecaobaoshangwang。
yejiuzhiyouta，ganzaizheizhuguoxueshijiaoliudeshenghuishangdakeshui。
“tangtangdaxia，manchaowenwu，jingwuyirennengduiciduilian？”
shuohuadezhengshijialuguoguoshijialuyun，jialuguozuicongmingderen。
yuchaoyuanzhongrentouyongdong，zhuguojingyingqijuyuci。
daxiaguohuangdixiamufenggaozuolongyi，lianseyinqingbuding。
jialuyunhaizaidafangjueci，“dashahaochengshuqiannianwenhuayuanyuanliuzhang，mianduizheimejiandandeduizidoushushouwuce，hedehenengzhuchizhuguoxueshijiaoliudeshenghui，youheyiyongyouzheimedadejiangyu......zheihuaxiadechuancheng，wokanhaishiwojialuguozuiweizhengtong。”
mianduiduoduobirendejialuyun，daxiaguojingwuyirenhuihua。
zaifumeitoujinzhou，zhuangrubianmi。
libushangshuditoubuyu，haosinanchan。
yizhongnengchenganligengshiyaquewusheng，dairuomuji。
xiamufenglenglengdekanzhechangshangzhongren。
zheibangdachenpingriligegechuixujingtianweidiwusuobuneng，xianzaidaxiaguobeidangmiandalian，canzaoxiuru，juranpdoubuganfangyige！
“还有谁？”
jialuyunzhigaoqiyangdehandao，tasaoshizhedaxiaguodewenwuzhongchen，yilianyangyangdeyi。
“chaoshenmechao，chaodelaozijuedoushuibuhao。”fanshidalegehaqianzhanqishenmadao。
jialuyunjianfanshishuiyanxingzhong，shenchuanwangpao，biancaidaolefanshideshenfen，zheibujiushichuanshuozhongneigezhizhizuishengmengsidedaxiashishangwangfanshima？
tianxiarenjiezhidaxiaguoshiweishangwang，jiuweidoushirenzhongzhilong，weidaxiashubianshoujiangwurenganfan。
weiduzheiweishishangwangbuxuewushu，zhaizaijingzhongzhizhihuatianjiudizhizuijinmi。
juranhaiganzaizheizhongshenghuishangdakeshui。
zheijianzhishisongshangmenderentoua，jialuyunlikezhuazhujihui，chuyanfengci，“xiangbizheiweijiushiyeyeshengge，mingdongtianxiadecaobaoshangwangba，daxiaguoguoranmingbuxuchuan，liangecaobaodounengdangshangwang！”
fanshishenleshenlanyao，kanlaitangbupingle。
bale，chilehuangdijiejiejinianruanfan，yegaizuochudianhuibaole。
xueshijiaoliushiba，dadaxiaguodelianshiba！laozibianrangnichangchanglaizi21shijidejiangweidaji。
fanshiluleluxiuziwendao，“ganwenzheiweirenxiongshi？”
“jialuguoguoshijialuyun。”
“yuanlaishijialuguodiyidacongminga，shijingshijing。”
“heng！”jialuyuncongbiqianglihengchuyigeshengyin，yonglianggebikongkanzhefanshi。
“zheiweirenxiongshuodemeicuo，wojiushidaxiaguodeshishangwang，buxuewushu，zhihuihuatianjiudi，shiwenmingtianxiadecaobao。”
yuanbenanjingdekongqi，beifanshizheiyiduanhuazaxia，likeyinqileyizhensaodong。
“shishangwangzheishifaleshenmeyizheng，shuodeshenmehuhua？”
“pingrilidoujianbuzhe，zenmejintianjiurangtapaochulaile？”
“jiushi，zheimezhongyaodechangheshitanenglaidema？”
“laijiusuanle，haohaoshuinidejue，jingranzaizheimezhongyaodechanghehushuobadao，zhenshiyouruguoti，taidiurenle！”
“daxiaguodeshishangwangshigecaobao，zheichuanchuquwodaxiaguohaiyouheyanmian？”
“nizheihuashuode，tazheicaobaomingtouhaoxiangbuchuanjiumeirenzhidaoleyiyang......”
“ai，duibuchuduizi，haipaochulaigefengwangye，wodaxiayaolunweitianxiaxiaobingle......”
......
baiguangegeditoutanxi，wuyanyidui。
zheiyiju，daxiaguozhenshidiuliandiudaojiale。
zhuguoshituanyejuedebukesiyi。
zheichangxueshijiaoliudeshenghui，zhuguoyunji，geguodouzaijizijiguojiaqiangxingxiangjinzhenglianmian。
zuoweidongdaozhudedaxiaguo......juranzibaole？
tingdaochaofeng，fanshibuyiweiyi，lunzuipaoshuchu，tarendier，meirenganrendiyi。
“wodaxiaguohuangdiyingmingshenwuzhaixinrenhou，kaishengshitiandi，chuangqianqiuyeji，lingwodaxiaguoziminanjuleyewuyouwulv，shidesihaizhineigewushengping，caiyouwozheizhongcaobaoshangwangyeyeshenggesuiyuejinghao。”
fanshiduoleliangbu，youyiwuyidezhizhejialuyunshuodao，“naxiangneishei，neishenmegoupidifang，qiongshaneshuichudiaomin！”
sheidoumeixiangdaozheizhongqingkuangxia，fanshihainengqiangxingfanzhuan，zhizheduifangbizimadiaomin。
zheshijingyanlezaichangsuoyouren。
“shishangwangjuranhaijile？”
“womeitingcuoba......”
“十上王开窍了？”
......
jialuyunyuanbendaledaxiaguodelian，zhengdeyiyangyangbukeyishi，meixiangdaojinghuibeiyigecaobaoshangwangmachengdiaomin，xueqishangyongjiuluanlefencun，“nishuosheishidiaomin！”
“zheikeshinizijichengrende，wokemeishuo。”
“ni......”jialuyunzheicaijingjuezijiluoruleduifangdetaozhong，ganjinhuibingfangshou，“heng，chengkoushezhilisuanshenmebenshi，yangyangdaguo，jingranlianrucijiandandeduizidouwurennengpo。”
fanshiyilianbiyi，“nizheizhongxiaodifangchulaiderenzhenbulimao，nizhendaowodaxiaguowurennengduiququyidaoduilian？”
“wodaxiaguorencaijiji，jingyingwushu，tamendudedoushishengxianshu，xingdedoushijunzili，napanishijialuguodiyidacongming，duitamenlaishuoyeshihuangyexiaozimanyizhiji，genbenrubuletamendefayan。”
“duinimenzheiyangdeduizi，shizaitairumeiletamendeshenfen，suoyicaimeiyourenyuanyilini。”
“niquebuzhilianchi，buzhijintui，nazhejimaodanglingjianyaowuyangwei，zhenshiyixiaodafang！”
zheiyifanhualuojiyanmi，yizhengciyan，shuodelizhiqizhuang，madehanchanglinli，budanwanhuilezhiqiandiushideyanmian，haihuajielebeidiaonandeganga。
zaichangzhongrentingdedakuairenxin，youqishineixiebieleyiduziqidewenwubaiguan，dandanshi“buzhilianchi，buzhijintui”bagezi，jiuwanrutianlaibandongting，jianzhidangqihuichang，rangrensizhibaihaisushuangwubi。
“shishangwangjingzheiyoudengbenshi？”
“yuanlaishishangwangshenzangbulua......”
“过瘾，痛快！”
“madehao......”
zhiyouxiamufengmuguangyijiuqinglengrudao。tabinruodaocai，meirumohua，biruxuandan，furuoningzhi，wanruyizunbushirenjianyanhuodenvshen，gaogui，lengyan，rangrenbuganzhishi。
jialuyunbeifanshiyitongqiangbai，bantianyexiangbuchufanbozhici，biehongleliancaishuodao，“shuoneimeduomeiyongde，haibushiweiduibuchulaiduilianzhaojiekou。”
“woyaoshiduichulaileni？”
“niyaoshiduidechulai，wojialuguobiansanbaijiukou，chengrendaxiaweitianbangshangguo。”
fanshichixiaodao，“yongbuzhe，nijialuguorenhuoburen，wodaxiadoushishangguo，nimenjialuguojuedingbule。buruzheiyang，woyaoshidachulaile，wosuibianshuoyijianjiandandeshinizuodaojiuxing。”
“hao，neijiuqingshangwangcijiao！”jialuyunkanzhefanshi，tajiubuxin，zheigeyibuxuewushumingdongtianxiadecaobaoshangwang，nengduichuzheigenandaolewushucaizideqiangujuedui。
fanshishenqingyibian，muguangshunjianbiandejiongjiongyoushen，zhijiantalangshengshuodao：
“nideshanglianshi：baitajie，huangtiejiang，shenghonglu，shaoheitan，maoqingyan，shanlanguang，cuizitie，congbeichaonandadongxi！
wodexialianshi：yizuomiao，ersengren，chusanjie，dunwuxing，youbafang，yibaina，xingwanli，liqiuguodongduchunxia！”
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