我靠微信聊天群在人间当神仙
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第2章
第二天一大早。
qinshilijizhangchuangshangtangzhedejigegemener，gegedoushiyifusuzuiweixingdeyangzi，shuoqihualaiyouqiwuli。“touteng......xianzaijidianle......”
“yijingbadianyikele。”
“糟糕！”
kezhenemengdizuoqilai：“zanmenshibushiyaochidaole？wojidejintianzaoshangyoutiyukea！”
zheiweitiyulaoshipiqitebiehuobao，sheiyaoshiwuyuanwugubulaishangkekendingbuhuijitahaoliansekan。ruguobushiteshuqingkuangqingjia，neimedaoxueqimojueduiguobuleguan。
jiusuanzhishiwanlejifenzhongyehuibeifadecanxixide，chidaoyifenzhongjiuyaoweizhecaochangpaoyiquan。badianbanqianbixudaochang，zhenshijisirenle。
“maya！”sigenanshengshunjianbianlelianse，shoumangjiaoluandichuanhaoyifuxiezichongchulemen。
daolecaochangshangyikan，banshangdetongxuemenzaoyiliehaoduizhanzaineili，tiyulaoshizhengzhanzaizuiqianmian，zhouzhemeitoukanzhemanshenjiuweierganlaidesigeren。
“nimenjigexiaozishizhaozouma？”tiyulaoshizhizhelifengtamendashenghandao，“xiangnimenzheiyangbushangxindexueshengzuirangrenshengqile，haixiangxueyi？nimenjingranchidaolezhengzhengbangexiaoshi，dengzheba，qimochengjikendingrangnimenquanbuguadiao！”
“laoshi，qiunindafacibeiraowomenyiciba。”kezhenedizhetouqingqiudao。
“jiushia，zuotianchihuailedongxicaidanwujintiandekecheng，zhenbushiguyide。”gouziganjinbangqiang。
“shaogenwochezheixiemeiyongdeliyou！buguanzenyang，xianzaiyijingchidaole！dengzheshoufaba！”tiyulaoshiyanlidishuowanzhihou，zhouweiderendoukaishiyilunfenfendikanxiangtamensigeren。
gebiban2banneibianbaixiaoqinzhengqiaoyezaichang，jiandaozheichangjingzuijiaoweiweishangyanglengxiaoleyisheng：“huogai。”
lifengsuozaibanjilideqitarenxinliyeanzixingzailehuo，xiangzheruguozheicinengrangjiangxuejinyoulijingzhengzhelifengshizuguake，neigaiduojieqi。
kezhenejigexiongdijuedefeichangduibuqilifeng，tamenkeyibuzaihuzijizenmeyang，danshijuebunenglianleizheimeyouxiudepengyou。
“xiongdi，shiwomenhaileni，shizaibuhaoyisi。”
“baituolaoshiwangkaiyimianxingbuxing？tameiniandoushinaquanejiangxuejindexuebaa，quanshibeiwomensangetuoxiashuide，ninchengfawomenjiuhao，qingbuyaozhenduilifengyiren。”laobaozhejidedouyaokule。
wunaizhixia，tiyulaoshihuihuishoubingbudasuantingrenhebianjie：“wocaibuguannishibushixueba，zaiwodeketangshangguijujiushiguiju，fouzehouguozifu。gankuaizhanduiqu，biezaimojile。”
jinguanmingzhidaochidaoqueshibudui，keshiduifangzheiyangdetaiduranglifengxinlihenbushufu。
cikelifengturanxiangqilenaohaizhongdeneixieqiyilingyao。
“gancuishiyishihaole。”
tamonianleyiju：“yongyidijitiyulaoshichangchangxian。”
yushihu，rouyankanbudaodeyisiguangmangshejinletiyulaoshidetouding，ranhouzheiweiyanlidedahanzhenggerenlengzhule。
zhijiantademuguangbiandekongdongwubi，jinjiezhezhuanshenjiuzou，zuilihaibutingdiguzhexieshenme。“woshishei？wozaiganma？zheishinaera......”
zhouweidetongxuedoubeihededaizhule，banzhanglianmangzhuishangquxunwenjiujingzenmehuishi。
“haichufenni？nishishenjingbinga？biefanwo，jintianwobujiaokele，woyaogansha？duile，wozazaizheierni......”shuozheshuozheyuelaiyueyuanqule。
dahuoermianmianxiangqubuzhidaogaishuoshacaihao。
“niyesuanshijianlegedabianyi。”huidaoduiwuhoudebanzhangsuanliuliudiduizhelifengshuoleyiju。
erlifengzeshilenglengdikanzheqianfang，wanquanmeiyoudalitadeyisi。
zheijiekeyinweitiyulaoshimomingqimiaodixiaoshileyibufenshijiansuoyigaiweiziyouhuodong。1bandexueshengyigegegaoxingdegenzhonglejiangside，xiangbizhixia，baixiaoqinsuozaide2banquebudebupinmingbenpaowanchengxunlianrenwu。
baixiaoqinhaoburongyijieshulepaobuduanlian，lazhejiweihaojiemeijingzhizouxianglifeng。cishilifengzhengyukezhenejirenzaiyangguangxiaxiuxi，kandaobaixiaoqinguolaipoganyiwai。
“ganggangkannibeixunchengneigeyangzi，haizhenshiwonangni。”gangyijianmianbaixiaoqinbiankaishilelengchaorefeng。
lifengmeitoujinsuo：“beirenxunyidunjiudaibiaomeichuxile？kanlainidejiazhiguanzhendehenyouwenti。”
“suinizenmexiang，zheiyuniwuguan。”baixiaoqinpiezuishuodao，“gaosunibalifeng，jintiandangzhongxuanbuyijianshi，congjinwanghouwomenmeiyourenheguanxile，wodeduixianghuanchenglefangshuailin，qingdajiajiqingchue。”
tingdaozheiliquanbantongxuedemuguangdoujizhongleguolai。
baixiaoqindeyiyangyangdixiangzijibanlizouqu。
“zheizhongnvrenzhengouqiangde，bujiushiyinweigoudashanglemougewankugongzigema，jianzhixiangshizhonglezhuangyuanyiyangxianbai。”kezhenebaoyuanbuyi。
“huanchengshiwocaibuhuirangtazheimexiaozhangni。”gouzifuhedao。
“taiguofenla！tanalipeideshangwojiaxiongdi！”laobaochaozheyijingliqudebeiyingdashengchize。
jieguobaixiaoqinyouhuitouchongguolaishengqidizhiwenlifengweihefangrenshiyourucijianghua。
“wodepengyoumenshuodehendui，ernigenbenmeiquanlizhizerenheren！”shuowanzheihuahoubaixiaoqinweiqudikuzhepaolehuiqu。
duiyuzheiyangjiaoqingderenshelifengzaojiuxiguanle，bingbuyiweiyi。