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第11章

duwangmidian，wushusharenmishu。hesanyuanqianshifaminghedinghongzheiyangwenmingshijiandeqidu，sihouzishijindifuzuolaogong。

zairenjianshijishugong，kexizaidifu，tahunbukai。yishenbenshi，yezhinengmianqiangguohuo，bijing，difumeirenkerangtadu。

lifengshaoqudeyibaiwangaishanleduwangdeshenghuotiaojian，tayihouyouqianhuale。

lifengyepingjiezhezheibenmidian，jintian，taganyudangzhehuanglaoshidemianbochi。suiranzaodaobuzhangdengrendetuoma，shenzhiliuzhurenyeyixianqideyanshenkanzheta。

danneidouwusuowei，lifengzirenwenxinwukui。

“wozhidaonimenbufuqi，juedewoyigegangchudaodeyixuesheng，pingshenmeshuohuanglaoshidekanfayouwenti。”

zheibenlaishibuzhangdehua，jiranhuanglaoshizantong，lifengjiuzhijieshangshengdaozheishihuanglaoshidewenti。

教不严，师之惰。

ruobushihuanglaoshizheibubujinbi，lifengyebuhuifutamianzi。

danjiranhuashuokaile，neijiuyaoshuodaodi。

“yinweizheiweibingren，tagenbenjiubushiganmao！”lifengzhidiyousheng，sihaobuzaihuqitarenzenmekan。

众人都是一愣。

不是感冒？

zheikezhenshiconggenbenshangtiaorenmaobingle，lianququganmaodoukanbuchulai，zheiyaoshizhende，huanglaoshiyejiumingshengsaodi，lunweixiaobing。

huanglaoshiziranmingbaiqizhongdelihaixing，dangchangdanu：“zhukou！nihushuobadaoshenme，zheiyaobushiganmao，wogennixing！nixianzaijiujiwogunchuqu，womenxueyuandeliandourangnijidiuguangle！”

“zhangqing，ganjindaizhenidexueshengzou，womenbuxiangzaizheilikandaota！yaoshirangbierenzhidaowomenlingnandaxuedexueshengshizheigeyangzi，chuanchuquneihailede？nibiedaizheixiexiaonianqinglai，shenmedoubudong，jiuzhidaozhangkouluanshuo！”

huanglaoshituomosijian，nuqichongchong。

qitalaoshiyedoumiansehuian，zantonghuanglaoshideyisi。

zheigelifeng，shizaitaihulaile。

qitadejimingyanjiusheng，yedouyizhiyongbishideyanshenkanzhelifeng，haositashigezuirenyiban。xueshengzenmekeyidingzhuanglaoshini，zheibushibuhuizuorenma？

zhangqingyeyoudianerxinlimeidile，lazhelifengdaoyibian，wendao：“niquedingneibushiganmao？”

lifenghenrenzhendiantou：“zhanglaoshi，wogankending。suiranbingrendezhengzhuanghenxiangganmao，danshijishang，bingrendeyanwoxiaao，yanbaideqingkuangyebudui，wogankendingzheibushiganmao。”

zheimeyishuoqueshiyoujifendaoli。

zhangqingkanzhelifeng，kanlehaojimiao，huranxiadingjuexin，shuo：“hao，jirannizheimedudingzijidepanduan，neimewoxiangxinni！”

yigerenkeyizuojia，danshirenpinbuhuizuojia。lifengbushineizhongfukuadexuesheng，zheiyidianzhangqingxinliyoushu。

“liuzhuren，huanglaoshi，geweilaoshi，womenlaizheili，weidejiushigeshujijian，bunengyinweiyiyanbuhejiuganrenzou，zheiyidianmeicuoba？kaoyankaoyan，haimeiyouchenshuguandian，jiuyaoganrenzou，meiyouzheiyangdedaoli。”

zhangqingbujiacise，biaoxianchulaideqishiwanquanbushuhuanglaoshidengren。

“jiranlifengyoudekanfa，tashuobingrenbushiganmao。neimenapashiweilebingrendeanwei，womenyeyinggairanglifengshuoshuokantadeguandian，shuodebudui，dengxiakeyizhichulai。”

huanglaoshideliansejiweinankan，zhangqingmeiyoushuochulaidehouyiju，yaoshishuodedui，neimetajiushizaihairenxingming。

bingrensuoqiuweiyi，ruguoyinweigerendezhenduannenglibuxing，rangbingrenxianruxianjing，bieshuoshihuanglaoshi，jiushiliuzhurenyedanbuqizheigezeren。

“zhanglaoshishuodeyoudaoli，neizheiyang，lifeng，nishuoshuokannideguandian。”liuzhurenbijingshiyuanfangfuzejieqiaderen，tachulaidayuanchang。

“gangcaibuzhangshuobingrenshisanchashenjingyanzhengbingfa，kansimeicuo，danwentibingrenbushiganmao，ershizhongdu！bingrensuozhongzhidu，shiyizhongweizhidaxiaodewugongsuoyao，erqieweizhizangyunaohou。”

lifenglaidaobingrenshenqian，zhilezhitadehounaoshao。

“tasuoyihuiyiweishiganmao，kenengdangtianhailindaoyu，suoyiyinfadishao，danzhuyaodebingyin，haishizaidusuzheiyikuai。suoyiwodejianyishilikedaibingrenquhuayan，bingpeibeijieduji。zheishixiyidejiefa，ruguoshizhongyidehua......”

“yipaihuyan！”huanglaoshikaikoudaduanlifengdefayan，chizhiyibi，“shuoshenmezhongdu，juranlianwugongdedaxiaodoushuodeyoumoyouyang，zheiweitongxue，niquedingnibushizaixiabian？nishikanguiguaiguitandeshukanduoleba？”

lifengmeitouzhouqi，xintouyishibuyue。

zheiweihuanglaoshi，meiyourongrenzhide，xinyanjixiao。duofanruma，lifenghaishikanzaitashiyiminglaoshidefenshang，cairenqitunsheng。

ketajuranhaidecunjinchi。

lifengchenshengdao：“huanglaoshi，nishuohuazhuyizijideshenfen，daduanbierenshuohuashihenbulimaodexingwei，nishenweilaoshi，zheidianzijuedoumeiyou？woshuodeshiyubushi，yiyanbianzhi，hebizaizheilizuozhiyiyouzhiyi？”

huanglaoshibeilifengzheifanhuaqiangdeyoudianerqiji：“nishuohuayanjiuhuayana，huayanbuyaoqiandema？bingrendeqianjiubushiqianma？kuinihaishixueyideren，yishengyingdangduoweibingrenkaolv，erbushixiangzhezenmezhengbingrendeqian！”

“womentaolundegenbenwentishisheikanbinggengzhunque，ruguowodekanfazhengque，zheidianqianxiangduiyubingrendeshengminglaishuobusuanshenme。yishengbuweibenzhigongzuoweizhu，guangguzhezenmeyingzaodaodexingxiang，zheishidaodema？zheijiaoxuwei！”

huanglaoshiqidetiaojiao，lifengzheijianzhijiushiguaizhewanmata。

“hao，hao，nixiaozixing，neiniwenwenbingren，yuanbuyuanyichuhuayandeqian，wokantaxinnihaishixinwo！”huanglaoshinudao。

lifengsuoxinggenhuanglaoshigangshang：“buyong，jintianwoweilezhengminghuanglaoshiniyouyanwuzhu，bingrenhuayandeqianwolaitao！hushi，daizheiweibingrenquzuoxueyehuayan！”

yishijian，changmianshifenjiangying。

zhangqinglengzhelian，duizhanzaimenpangdehushishuo：“hailengzheganma？kuaidianquya。”

neibianhushijimanglingzhebingrenlikai。

“huanglaoshi，wobahuafangzaizheili，yaoshilifengcuole，wodaitayiqizou。yaoshinicuole，woquannizaodianzoudele，nidexinxiongheqiliang，shizaishitaixiazhaile。”

huanglaoshiliansetieqing：“hao！neidaihuiernijiudaizhelifenggunba。”

buduoshi，hushidaizhebingrenhuilaile。

“zenmeyang？”liuzhurenwendao。

hushidiandiantou，kanxianglifeng：“zheiweixueshengdepanduanmeiyoucuo，bingrendexueyezhongqueshihanyoudu。dusujiyazaibingrendehounaoshaobuwei，haimeiyoukuosankailai，yingdangjizaojinxingshoushu，fouzehenkenenghuichuxianshengmingweixian。”

一时间，全场死寂。