《婆婆全家吸血鬼?我笑送断头饭!》 小说介绍
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1busuzhikewojiaosuqing,jinniansanshisui,waiqishichangbujingli。zaizheigeruodadeshanghai,
woxiangyikepugongying,duzizhagen,pinjinquanlicaiyongyoulezheimeyixiaopianshuyuzijideturang。
woxinfengduli、pingdeng,yijirenyurenzhijianbixucunzaide——bianjiegan。zhikexi,wozheigexintiao,
zaiwodepojiamianqian,cuiruodexiangyicengchuanghuzhi。mensuo“kada”yishengqingxiang,
wotuozheguanleqiandeshuangtuizoujinxuanguan。
bijianlikebeiyiguqiangrendeyanweihemoshengdelianjiaxiangshuiweihunhedeguguaiqixiqinzhan。wozhoulezhoumei,
xinlineidianxiabanhuijiahoudeqingsongganshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。zheitaoweiyushanghaiwaihuandexiaoliangju,
shiwoheliwenbofendoulezhengzhengwunian,taokonglewohewobamaliangdairendejixu,
youbeishangleweilaisanshinianchenzhongfangdaicaihuanlaide“jia”。meiyikuaicizhuan,meiyicunqiangqi,
douningjuzhewodexinxueheduiweilaidechongjing。jiuzaishangzhou,womencaiganggangbanjinlai,
lianwenxindenuanjupaiduidouhaimeilaidejiban。ketingdejingxiang,rangwoxiongkouyizhi。yigemoshengdenianqingnanren,
dalaladitanzaiwoxinmaidemibaisebuyishafashang,erlangtuiqiaodelaogao,
jiaoshangdezangqiuxieyankanjiuyaocengdaoshafatao。tashoulijiazheyan,zhengduizhewodehunshazhaotunyuntuwu,
yanhuibeitasuiyidanluozaiguangjiedemudibanshang,yijingjilebobodeyiceng。erwodepopo,wangxiuyingnvshi,
zhengmanlianduixiaodicongchufangliduanchuyipanqiehaodeshuiguo,qinnidifangzaineigenanrenmianqian:“wenjiea,kuaichangchang,
shanghaizheishuiguojiushitian。”kandaowo,talianshangdexiaorongzhileyixia,suijiyoureqingyangyidiyingshanglai:“aiya,
qingqinghuilaila!kuai,majinijieshao,zheishinitangdiwenjie,nilaogongdeqintangdi!”“ma,nimenzenmelaile?
”woyaxiaxintoudebuyue,jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing。wokanxiangzhanzaiyipang,
yilianjucubuandezhangfuliwenbo,yanshenlidaizhexunwen。tashiwodaxuetongxue,yigedianxingde“fenghuangnan”。
rencongming,yenuli,danguzilineizhongyuxiaoheduiyuanshengjiatingdewuxianduzongrong,xiangyigenci,
shishizhazaiwomendehunyinli。“wo……womashuotabufangxinni,nizheibugangchachulaihuaiyunma,
tatediconglaojiaguolaizhaoguni。”liwenboyanshenduoshan,bugankanwo。zhaoguwo?
wangxiuyingnvshizaiwobeiyunshishuoguo,tayaobuhao,daibulehaizi。zaiwoyuntuzuiyanzhongdeshihou,
yezhishizaidianhualiqingmiaodanxiedishuoyiju“nagenvrenbuzheiyang,renrenjiuguoqule”。xianzai,
taquedaizheyigechengniannanxing,“buqingzilai”diyaolaizhaoguwo?wohaimeilaidejixiaohuazheigexinxi,
neigejiaoliwenjiedetangdiyijingzhanleqilai,yongyizhongshenshidemuguangshangxiadaliangzhewo,
zuijiaoyipie:“nijiushiwosaozia?zhangdehaixing。ge,nizheifangziyetaixiaoleba,
haimeiwojialaojiadeyuanzidani。”woshenxiyikouqi,gaosuziji,woshigeshouguogaodengjiaoyudewenmingren,
bunenggenzheizhongrenyibanjianshi。“ma,wenjie,nimenlaizenmebutiqianshuoyisheng?wenbo,niyeshi,
jialilaikeren,niyinggaigaosuwode。”wojiangmaotouzhuanxiangliwenbo。wangxiuyinglikebugaoxingle,
baguopanzhongzhongwangchajishangyifang:“shuoshenmeshuo?wolaiwoerzijia,zhaoguwohuaiyundeerxifu,
nandaohaiyaogennidabaogaoshenpima?qingqing,nizheisixiangkebudui,womenlijia,buxingzheige!”“jiushi,
saozi,yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua。”liwenjiexipixiaoliandifuhe,youdianshangleyigenyan。
nongliedeyanwuxundewoyizhenfanwei,yunzaoqideexinganzhichonghoulong。wowuzhuzui,qiangrenzheshuodao:“wenjie,
buhaoyisi,wohuaiyunle,wenbuleyanwei,mafannibayanqiale,yihoubuyaozaiwulichouyan。”zheishiwodejia,
woyouquanzhidingguize。liwenjiedeliandangchangjiulalexialai,gangxiangshuoshenme,
wangxiuyingdekuqiangjiuxiangchelezhenggeketing。“aiyo,wodemingzenmezheimekua!
woxinxinkukulachedayigeerzi,zhiwangtachurentoudi,xianzaidaohao,wolianzaitajialidaizhedouairenxianle!
bujiushichougenyanma,zhiyuzheimebujinrenqingma?womenxiangxiaren,jiushicubi,bibushangnimenchenglirenjingui!
”tayibiankuhao,yibianchuidazhezijidexiongkou,yanleishuolaijiulai,fangfoshouletiandadeweiqu。
liwenbodelianshunjianbaile,tashouzuwucuodipaoguoqufuzhutama:“ma,nibiezheiyang,
suqingtabushineigeyisi,tajiushihuaiyunle,shentibushufu……”“wobuguan!wojintianjiubahuafangzheier,
wenjieshiwoqinzhizi,talaishanghaitoubentage,jiushiwolijiaderen!zaizheigejiali,taxiangzenmeyangjiuzenmeyang!
sheiyaoshiganjitaliansekan,jiushigenwowangxiuyingguobuqu!”wokanzheyanqianzheichunaoju,zhijuedeyizhenxuanyun。
zheibushiyigejia,zheishiyigebei“qinqing”bangjiadewutai。liwenbohaizaitulaodiquanjie,
wangxiuyingdekushengyuelaiyueda,liwenjiezexianggemeishirenyiyang,zhongxinzuohuishafa,guyi**side,
youhenhenxileyikouyan。womeiyouzaishuohua,momodihuanlexie,zoujinwoshi,guanshanglemen。gezhemenban,
popodekunaohezhangfudequanweiyiranqingxikewen。**zaimenshang,hunshenbingleng。wozhidao,zheizhishiyigekaishi。
yichangguanyujiatingbianjiedezhanzheng,yijingzaiwohaowufangbeideqingkuangxia,hanrandaxiang。wanshang,
liwenbonieshouniejiaodiliujinfangjian,daizheyishendeqianyi。“laopo,duibuqi,womatajiushineigepiqi,
nibiewangxinliqu。”“taheliwenjie,dasuanzhuduojiu?”wolenglengdiwen。“wenjiexiangzaishanghaizhaofengongzuo,
woma……womashilaizhaogunide。”tashuozheihuadeshihou,zijidouxiandediqibuzu。“liwenbo,
womenjiehundeshihoushuoguoshenme,nihaijidema?”wokanzheta,“womenshuohaole,nuligongzuo,haiqingfangdai,
guowomenzijidexiaorizi。zhangbeikeyilaitanwang,danbunengganshewomendeshenghuo。zheishiwomendegongshi。
”“wozhidao,keneishiwomaa!”tayilianweinan,“tadoulaile,wozongbunengbataganzouba?
nijiudangweilewo,renyiren,haobuhao?”youshizheijuhua,“weilewo,renyiren”。wobishangyan,
pibeidihuilehuishou:“woleile,xiangshuile。”liwenbotanlekouqi,meizaishuohua。yeli,
wobeiketingchuanlaidejudadianshishengchaoxing。wokanleyiyanshouji,lingchenliangdian。liwenjiejuranhaizaikanqiusai,
shibushihaifachuyiliangshengguijiao。woxinlidehuo“cheng”diyixiajiumaoleqilai。woxiankaibeizi,zoudaomenkou,
gangxianglakaimen,quetingdaoyizhenxixisusudeshengyincongshufangchuanlai。shufangmeiguanmen,xuyanzhe。woxinliyidong,
qiaoqiaozouleguoqu。yueguangxia,yigeguiguisuisuideshenying,zhengpazaiwodeshuzhuangtaishang,jiezheshoujideguang,
zaifanwodeshoushihe。shiliwenjie!wodexueyeshunjianchongshangletouding。neigeshoushiheli,
youwomuqinliujiwodeyiwu,yiduichengsejihaodefeicuierhuan,neishiwozuizhenshidedongxi。
womeiyoulikechongjinqu。fennuguohou,yizhongchegudehanyibaoguolewo。zheibushiputongdemeiyoubianjiegan,
zheishi**luoderuqinhemaofan!woqiaowushengxidituihuiwoshi,naqishouji,duizheshufangdefangxiang,
anxialeluxiangjian。ranhou,woshenxiyikouqi,mengdituikailewoshidemen,tongshidahanyisheng:“sheizaineier?!
”2ruanxinglveduowodehanshengxiangyidaojinglei,huapoleshenyedejijing。shufanglideliwenjiehedehunshenyiduosuo,
shouji“pa”didiaozaidishang,pingmushunjiansuilie。tajinghuangdizhuanguoshen,lianshangmanshizuozeixinxudecanghuang。
ketingdedianshishengjiaranerzhi,popoheliwenboyewenshengchonglechulai。“zenmelezenmele?chushenmeshile?
”wangxiuyingshuiyanxingzhong,yilianjingkong。dangtakanqingshufanglideqingjingshi,lianseyebianle。womeiyoulihuitamen,
jingzhizoudaoshuzhuangtaiqian,naqineigebeifandeluanqibazaodeshoushihe,dangzhesuoyourendemian,yijianyijiandijiancha。
xinghao,neiduifeicuierhuanhaizai。woxinlishaoshaosonglekouqi,dannuhuoqueshaodegengwang。“liwenjie,
nishengengbanye,zaiwofangjianli,fanwodedongxi,nixiangganshenme?”wojuzheshoushihe,
shengyinyinfennuerweiweizhandou。liwenjiedelianyizhenhongyizhenbai,
zhizhiwuwudijiaobian:“wo……womeiganshenmea!wojiushijinlaizhaogechongdianqi,buxiaoxinpengdaolenidehezi,
wobangnijianqilaieryi!”zheizhonghuanghua,liansansuixiaohaidoupianbule。
“zhaochongdianqixuyaobalimiandedongxiquandoudaochulaima?zhaochongdianqixuyaoyongshoujizhaozhewodeshoushima?
”wobubujinbi,muguangrudao。liwenboyekanmingbaile,taqidehunshenfadou,
chongshangquyibajiuzhuliwenjiedeyiling:“wenjie!nizenmenengganchuzheizhongshi!neishinisaozidedongxi!
”“womeiyou!wojiushibuxiaoxin!”liwenjiehaizaizuiying。jiuzaizheishi,wangxiuyingturan“ao”deyisheng,
yi**zuozaidishang,youkaishipaizhedatuikutianqiangdi。“wodetianna!zheirizimeifaguole!
yijiarenhainengbunengyoudianxinrenle?wenjiehaishigehaizi,tanengyoushenmehuaixinsi?
bujiushipengleniyixiadongxima?zhiyuzheimedajingxiaoguai,batadangzeishenwenma?suqing,
nishibushicongyikaishijiukanwomenniangliangbushunyan,guyizhaochaxiangbawomenganzou?”tazheiyiku,
shunjiandiandaoleheibai。liwenbogangshengqidenuhuo,likebeitamuqindeyanleijiaoxileyiban。tasongkailiwenjie,
weinandikanzhewo:“laopo,nikan,zhei……zheikenengzhenshigewuhui。”“wuhui?”woqixiaole,
“liwenbo,nikanzhewodeyanjinggaosuwo,nizhendexiangxinzheishigewuhui?”taduokailewodeshixian。
woxinlianglebanjie。zheijiushiwodezhangfu,yigezaimuqindeyanleihe“qinqing”debangjiamianqian,
yongyuanwufazhanzhiyaogandenanren。“womeiyoutoudongxi!”liwenjiekantamazhanleshangfeng,qiyanyexiaozhangqilai,
“daoshini,saozi,nipingshenmezheimeshuowo?niyoushenmezhengju?”zhengju?wolengxiaoyisheng,
juqilewodeshouji。“zhengjujiuzaizheili。congwohanneiyisangzikaishi,wojiuyizhizailuxiang。
yaobuyaowomenxianzaijiukankan,huozhe,wozhijiebaojing,rangjingchalaikankan,zheidaodishibushiyichang‘wuhui’?
”wodehuayingangluo,wangxiuyingdekushengheliwenjiedejiaoxiaoshengdouxiangbeianlezantingjianyiyang,jiaranerzhi。
tamendousisididingzhewoshoulideshouji,yanshenlichongmanlezhenjinghekongju。kongqifangfoninggule。zuizhong,
haishiwangxiuyingxianfanyingguolai,tacongdishangyiyueerqi,xiangyitoubeijinudemushi,chaowopuguolai,
xiangqiangwodeshouji。“nigedufu!nijuransuanjiwomen!kuaibashoujijiwo!”liwenboyanjishoukuai,
yibabaozhuleta:“ma!nilengjingdian!”“wobuguan!jintianbubazheishipinshanle,wojiusizaizheier!
”wangxiuyingfengkuangdizhengzhazhe。wohoutuiyibu,jiangshoujijinjinzuanzaishouli,lengyankanzhezheichangnaoju。wozhidao,
jinwan,sheixianfuruan,sheijiushule。zheichangduizhi,zuizhongyiliwenjieditoudaoqiangaozhong。
zaikenengbeibaojingdeweixiexia,tabudebuchengrenzijishi“haoqi”,caifanlewodedongxi。
wangxiuyingzebeiliwenbolianladaizhuaidiquanhuilefangjian,linzouqian,tatouxiangwodeyanshen,chongmanleyuandu。
shijiezhongyuqingjingle。liwenbohuidaofangjian,yilianpibeididuiwoshuo:“laopo,duibuqi,rangnishouweiqule。
nikan,wenjieyedaoqianle,zheishijiuzheimesuanleba?”“suanle?”wokanzheta,juedewubimosheng,
“liwenbo,zheibushitadaogeqianjiunengsuanledeshi。zheishiyigeyuanzewenti。jintiantaganfanwodeshoushihe,
mingtianjiugandongwomenjiadecunzhe。nidongma?”“tabuhuide,tajiushiyishihutu。”“nizenmebaozheng?
”wozhuiwen。tachenmole。“congmingtiankaishi,”woyiziyidundishuo,“diyi,jialidesuoyoufangjian,
chulekefang,douyaosuomen。dier,qingnimuqinhetangdi,zaiyigexingqineibanzou。zheigejia,rongbuxiatamen。
”liwenbodelianseshunjianbiandecanbai:“suqing,nibiezheiyang,tamenshiwojiaren!”“woyeshinijiaren!
zheigehaizi,yeshinidejiaren!”wozhizhezijideduzi,qingxuyouxieshikong,“nidaodiyaohuzhenayigejia?
!”womenbaofalejiehunyilaizuijiliedeyicizhengchao。tazhizewolengxuewuqing,bunianqinqing。
wokongsutahaowuyuanze,yuxiaonuoruo。zhengchaodezuihou,wojinpilijin。womingbai,
hezheigebeiyuanshengjiatingshendukunbangdenanren,shijiangbutongdaolide。diertian,wodingzhelianggeheiyanquanqushangban。
xiangmuzhengchuzaiguanjianshiqi,kehucuidejin,laobantiantianshiya,womangdejiaobuzhandi。raner,
bigongzuogengrangwoxinfande,shijialideneiliangzundafo。wangxiuyingkaishibianzhefadijiwochuanxiaoxie。tazuodefan,
bushixiandefaku,jiushidanranwuwei。woyunqifanyingda,xiangchidianqingdande,
tajiuguyidunyiguoyounidezhutitang,haiyingbizhewohexiaqu,meiqimingyue“jinibushenti”。“qingqinga,
wokannishangbanyetingxinkude,qianyezhengbulejige。nvrenjiajiade,neimepinganma?buruzaodianbagongzuocile,
zaijiaanxinyangtai,yihouhaohaoxiangfujiaozi,zheicaishizhengjingshi。”tayoukaishilaodiaozhongdan。wolandegentazhengbian,
zhishimomodichizhebaimifan。erliwenjie,zicongneiwanzhihou,suiranshoulianleyixie,danyijiuyoushouhaoxian。
meitianshuidaozhongwucaiqi,chilefanjiutangzaishafashangdayouxi,zhizaoyiwuzidelangjie。
liwenbotuoguanxijitazhaolejigemianshijihui,tayaomexianyuan,yaomexianlei,yigedoumeiqucheng。wodejia,
yijingchedilunweiletamendemianfeilvguan。zheitianxiawu,wozhengzaigongsijiaotoulanedigaizhefangan,
turanjiedaoleliwenbodedianhua,tadeshengyintingqilaihenxingfen。“laopo,nikuaiqinggejiahuilaiyitang!
wenjiezhaodaoyigefadacaidehaoxiangmu,womenjiayaozhuanyunle!”woxinli“gedeng”yixia,
yizhongbuxiangdeyuganyongshangxintou。dangwoganhuijiashi,
faxianliwenjiezhengtuomohengfeidizaiketinglikai“zhaoshangdahui”。tingzhongzhiyouliangge——wangxiuyingheliwenbo,
danzheiliangrendoutingderuchiruzui,manlianfangguang。“……wogennimenshuo,zheige‘lvyuangongxiangshengtai’xiangmu,
shiguojiazuixinfuchide,touziyiwan,yigeyuejiunenghuiben,yinianjiunengfanshibei!xianzaijiarujiushiyuanshigudong,
yihoujiudengzhetangzheshuqianba!”liwenjiehuiwuzheshoubei,**pengpai。wozhanzaimenkou,
tingzhezheishuxidechuanxiaohuashu,zhijuedehuangmiuyoukexiao。wangxiuyingdiyigepaiban:“tou!bixutou!wenjie,
nikezhenshizanmenlijiadeqilinzia!daboniangjiubayanglaobendoujini!”“ma,nineidianqiannagoua。
”liwenjieguzuoweinandishuo,“qidongzijinzhishaoyaoershiwan。ge,saozi,nimengangmailefang,
shoulikendinghaiyoujixuba?zheikeshiqianzainanfengdehaojihui,womenyiqigan,baozhengyinianzhinei,
rangnimenzaishanghaizaimaiyitaodapingceng!”wokanxiangliwenbo,zhijiantashuangyanfaliang,
xianranyijingbeizheikuaijudadexianbingzayunletou。wangxiuyingyelikebamuguangzhuanxiangwo,neiyanshen,
chiredexiangyaozaiwoshenshangshaogedong。“qingqinga,nikanwenjieduoyouchuxi!zheidoushiyijiaren,
youcaidajiayiqifa。nihewenbobacunkuannachulai,zhichiyixiawenjie,jiudangshitouzile!
yihounimenjiushidagongchen!”wokanzhezheiyijiasankou,tamenlianshangyangyizheduibaofudekuangrekewang,
fangfoneiershiwanyijingbianchengleliangbaiwan、liangqianwan。tamenbushizaihewoshangliang,tamenshizaitongzhiwo。
yongwomendexuehanqian,qutianyigewudidong。woqidehunshenfadou,yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。
liwenbozhongyuchajuedaowodeyiyang,tazouguolai,yadishengyinquanwo:“laopo,wojuedewenjieshuodeyoudaoli,
yaobu……womenxiantouyidianshishi?”“shishi?”wozhongyuzhaodaolezijideshengyin,dantatingqilaixiangcuilebing,
“liwenbo,womendecunkuanshiyonglaihaifangdaiheshenghaizidejiumingqian!nigandongyifen,womenjiulihun!
”wodehuaxiangyipenlengshui,shunjianjiaomieleketinglikuangredeqifen。wangxiuyingdelianlikechenlexialai,
tazhizhewodebizi,pokoudama:“suqing!nizheigezisizilidenvren!
nishibushijiujianbudewomenlijiahao?nishibushijiuxiangkanzhewomenqiongyibeizi?wogaosuni,jintianzheigeqian,
ninayedena,bunayedena!zheigejia,hailunbudaoniyigewairenlaidangjiazuozhu!
”3gaorenzhidian“wairen?”zheilianggezixianglianggenshaohongdegangzhen,henhenzhajinwodexinzang。
wokanzheyanqianzheigemianmuzhengningdelaofuren,youkanlekanzhanzaitashenbian,manlianweinanquebuganfanboyijudezhangfu,
yigujudadebeiaihewuliganxijuanlewo。zaizheigejiali,wofuchulesuoyou,queshizhongzhishiyige“wairen”。
“ma,nishaoshuoliangju!”liwenbozhongyukaikou,queshizaihexini,“suqingtayeshiweilewomenhao,
tadanxinqiandeanquan……”“wobuguan!woerzixiangchuangye,nizheigedanglaopodejiubixuzhichi!tianjingdiyi!
”wangxiuyingmanbujianglididaduanta,ranhouzhuanxiangwo,xialezuihoutongdie,“wojiniyitianshijiankaolv,
mingtianzheigeshihou,woyaokandaoershiwan!fouze,wojiumeinizheigeerxifu!”shuowan,
talazhehaizaifenfenbupingdeliwenjie,shuaimenjinlekefang。ketinglizhishengxiawoheliwenbo。“laopo,
nibieshengqi,womatajiushidaozizuidoufuxin……”“liwenbo,”wodaduanta,shengyinlimeiyouyisiwendu,
“niyeshizheimexiangdema?niyejuedewoyinggainachuwomendexuehanqian,
qutouneigeyitingjiushipianjude‘xiangmu’?”tadixiatou,xiaoshengshuo:“wanyishizhendeni?”“meiyouwanyi!
”wojihushihoulechulai,“neishidianxingdechuanxiao!niyigemingpaidaxuebiyedeitgongchengshi,
lianzheidianfenbiannenglidoumeiyouma?”“keneishiwodia,tahainengpianwomenbucheng?”tahaizaiweiliwenjiebianjie。
“taweishenmebuneng?weileqian,talianwodeshoushihedouganfan!”wogandaoyizhenjuewang,“liwenbo,
nixingxingba!nimahenidi,tamenbushiaini,tamenshizaixinidexue!”“nizenmenengzheimeshuowoma!
”tayebeijinule,“suqing,wofaxiannixianzaibiandeyuelaiyuebukeliyule!yuelaiyuelengxue!
womenshiyijiaren,huxiangbangchenyixiazenmele?”“bangchen?zheishibangchenma?zheishiwudixiandesuoqu!
shiruanxinglveduo!”woqidehunshenfadou。womenyouyicibuhuanersan。wobazijiguanjinwoshi,fansuolemen。
**zaibinglengdeqiangbishang,yanleizhongyurenbuzhuliulexialai。wogandaoqiansuoweiyoudeguliwuyuan。wodezhangfu,
wodeairen,bengaishiwozuijianshideyikao,cikequezhanzailewodeduilimian,hetadejiarenyiqi,
xiangwohuiwuzhe“qinqing”dedabang。wogaizenmeban?tuoxiema?nachuneiershiwan,maiyigeduanzandeanning,
ranhouyanzhengzhengkanzhewomendeweilaibeituorushenyuan?bu,juebu!wocaganyanlei,naqishouji,
botongleyigedianhua。“wei,nannan。”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiguimizhounanganlianqingcuideshengyin:“qingqing?zenmele?
tingnishengyinbuduijinga。”zhounanshiwodedaxueshiyou,yeshiwozuihaodepengyou。tashiyimingfeichangchusedelvshi,
zhuanyelingyujiushijingjijiufenhehunyinjiatingfa。wozaiyerenbuzhu,bazheijitianfashengdesuoyoushiqing,
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bushiputongdejiatingmaodun,ershiyizhongdianxingde、yiqinqingweimingde‘ruanxinglveduo’。”“ruanxinglveduo?
”zheigecirangwoxinliyizhen。“dui。tamenliyongnizhangfudekuijiuganhenideshanliang,buduanshitannidedixian,
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”zhounandeshengyinxiangyibashoushudao,jingzhundipouxizhewodekunjing。“neiwogaizenmeban?woxianzaijuede,
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nibixutiaochulai,yongxiandaishehuideguize、yongfalv、yongzhihuilaibaohunizijihenidexiaojiating。”“guize?
falv?”woyouxiemangran。“meicuo。diyibu,likebaohunidecaichan。
banihenifumujideshoufukuanpingzheng、nizijidegongziliushui、suoyouninengzhengmingdehunqiancaichanhegerencaichan,
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tahuijuedewozaisuanjita……”“qing"qing,qingxingyidian!”zhounanjiazhongleyuqi,“shitamenzaisuanjini!
zheifenxieyibushiweilelihun,ershiweileshelibianjie!rangtamingbai,nimenshiyigedulidejingjigongtongti,
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niyaozuodeshi,fudichouxin。”“zenmezuo?”“soujizhengju。xiangbanfanadaoneigexiangmudeziliao,
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woganjuezijixianghuanleyigeren。xinzhongdeweiquhefennubeiyizhonglengjingdedouzhisuoqudai。zhounanshuodedui,
wobunengzaiyong“qizi”he“erxi”deshenfenquhetamenjiuchan,woyaoyong“suqing”zheigedulidegeti,
yongfalvheguize,laihanweiwodejia。jihuihenkuaijiulaile。diertian,liwenjieweileshuofuwo,
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zaiwoshenbiantangxia,zhanzhuanfance,zuihouhaishirenbuzhukaikoule。“laopo,nihaizaishengqima?neiershiwandeshi,
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woshishuoruguo,neiershiwantoujinqu,xuebenwugui,womenzheigejiazenmeban?fangdaisheilaihai?
haizichushenglenashenmeyang?”tachenmole。“niyoumeiyouxiangguo,nimahenidi,tamenpaipai**huilaojiale,
lantanzisheilaishoushi?shiwo,haishini?”tayijiuchenmo,danwonengtingdaotayuelaiyuechenzhongdehuxisheng。
wozhidao,wodehua,chuozhongletaneixinshenchuzuikongjudedifang。jiuzaizheishi,wodeshoujipingmuturanliangleyixia,
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qingjishichakan。】wodexinmengdiyitiao。zheigewangluoshexiangtou,shiwobanjiahouteyianzhuangde,
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yijiwomuqinliujiwodeneiduifeicuierhuan!tazheishi,xiangzhijietou?!yiguhanyicongwodejizhuishengqi。
womeiyoulikechusheng,ershilengjingdianxialelupingjian。zheiyici,woyaorangta,renzangbinghuo,
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wokanzhepingmulineigetanlaneryuchundenanren,jiuxiangzaikanyigeyijingdiaoruxianjingquebuzizhideliewu。
womeiyoudong。woshenzhidiaozhengleyixiazishi,ranghuailidebaozhengengshufuyixie。
wojiangzheiduanshipinwanzhengdi、qingxidilulexialai,congtakaishiqiaosuo,
daotazuizhongyinweijishubujinghexinxuerfanzaodifangqi。talikaihou,woqiaowushengxidishouqishouji,tanglehuiqu,
bishangyanjing。shenpangdeliwenbohaizaijunyundihuxizhe,duiganggangfashengdeyiqiehaowuchajue。woyiyewumian。
wozainaohailijiangzhounandejianyiheyanxiadetufazhuangkuangjieheqilai,yibianyouyibiandituiyanzhewodejihua。
tiankuailiangdeshihou,yigewanzhengerdadandefangan,zaiwoxinzhongchengxing。diertianzaoshang,
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