《身为咸鱼的我塌房了》 小说介绍
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不能不能。
wolianmangjiangzheigekepadexiangfacongnaohaizhongshanchu。
weiyihelidejieshi,jiushitaizijihenyuwo,xiangyaojiecijiangwowannongyuguzhangzhijian。
xiangmingbaizheidianyihou,woyebianyousuoshiran。
bujiushixiangbaofuwoma?rangtabaofuhuilaijiushile。
「baofuhuilai?」taizilailexingzhi,minqizuichunlianliandiantou,「neiwodaoshiyaoxiangxiang,yaozenmebaofuhuilaicaishi。」
shuowan,wohecuizhubianbeitaanzhizailepiandian,shuoshidengtaxianghaoyaozenmebaofuwo,zaiguolaizhaowo。
zhuzaipiandiandezheijitian,wokaishiwenrulaogou,kecuizhuqueshihuangdeyipi。
biekantapingriliyingqidehen,danshibiwohaiyaopasi。
qichu,tayizhiyiweitaiziquwo,shixinyueyuwode。
dezhitaizishixiangbaofuwohou,meitianzuiliniantaodedoushikuaipaolu。
「wanlewanle。」cuizhubaotoudunzaiqiangjiao,zheijirilai,tabiandeyuefamozhang。
huitoukanwoshi,kongdongdeyanshenlimanshijuewang,「jiabushangmeinanle,yeshengbuleqibagehaizile。」
「wokuya!」shuozhe,tabianshanranleixia。
haibudengwoshangqiananwei,fangmenbianbeigongnvyibatuikai。
jiantaduanzhebeizhanzoujin,cuizhugengshiqibuchengsheng,「wanle,taizizheishiyaocisiwomenle。」
gongnvtingwan,puchiyixiaxiaochusheng,zhuanshenchaowoshili,「zheishitaizifenfuwodengbeidehaojiu,taizijinwanbianhuiqianlai。」
我怔怔地点头。
xiangzhetaizimeirimangyugongwu,jiulianjianyimiandounanyudengtian,yebuzhidaotayoumeiyouxinsiquxiangzheixieshi。
daizaigonglidaoshibupadimuhuizaipaicikelaishawo。
zhishi,shengongneiyuanyebuzhunwochuqufangfeng,zaizhuxiaqu,wopashikuaiyaozhangmogule。
danshiwentibuda,napatameiyouxianghao,woyeyijingweitazhunbeihaolefuchoudejihua。
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夜里。
太子如约赶来见我。
kantaliangshoukongkong,wojiuzhidao,tafenshenfashu,genbenmeiyouxinsiquxiangzheixieshi。
yushi,budengtaduanqijiuhu,wobianjiangyigentengtiaodijintadeshouzhong。
「zheishihewu?」taizifeiyisuosidiwozheshoushangdetengtiao。
erwo,zhengmangzhewangzijishenshangtaomadai。
taizijianzhuang,dajingshise,「nizheishizaizuoshen?!」
「heihei。」jiangmadaitaozhenghou,woheiheiyixiao,「nibushixiangbaofuwoma?」
「wojiuzhidaonimeixinsiquxiangzheixieshi。」
「laiba!」zhengshuozhe,yizhenzhigadeshengxiangbianchuanjinwoerzhong,hunranbujuedewohaizaixiao,「qingjinqingdebiantawoba!」
suihou,zhenggefangjianbianxianrulesiyibandejijing。
wohaihaoqidizhuiwen,「taizidianxia?」
pianke,yishengdichendesangyinbianzaibuyuanchuxiangqi,「taizihaidangzhenshihaoxingzhini。」
wozhijuedezheisangyinyouxieershu,jiutingtaizizhanshengdao:「fu……fuhuang……bu……」
「bushinixiangdeneiyang。」
「……」xiangwosongyangouhuoshiliunian,congweiyoujintianzheibandexiangsi。
真的,毁灭吧。
xiayimiao,fangmenbianbeibixiahenhendishuaishang。
wotuoxiamadai,kanzhetaiziyifupixiaoroubuxiaodemoyang,xuanjihetadaqizhaohu,「hi。」
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「zheiyang,yinggaishisuanchepingleba?」
beiganchuhuanggongdewo,sesedizhanzailengfengzhong,zhuantoukanxiangcuizhu。
cuizhuzaidezhicishiyihou,yijingchedishiquleshenzhi,「xiabeizi,jiutoutaizuoyizhihudieba。」
「嗯。」
「jiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle。」tayanshenkongdongdikanxiangwo,cheqiyisixiaoyi,「zhuzixiangtoutaizuoshenmeya?」
「……」woyezhinengyingzhetoupidaduidao,「wuguiba,sheidouhuobuguowo。」
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hunmeituicheng,wohainaganhuidaofushang?
bieshuohuifu,pashigangyichucheng,bianhuizaodairenansuan。
wunai,wohecuizhuzhihaoxianzaihuanggongfujingouzhe,baobuqinatiantaizidafacibei,bianhuijiangzheihunyuehuidiao。
kewohecuizhuyimeishouyi,ermeirenmai,zaizheibiandidaguanguirendejingchengkezahuo?
nihaibieshuo,zhenjiunenghuo。
zheitian,woedeliangyanmaojinxing,jiujiancuizhudiediezhuangzhuangdipengzhegeshaojipaojinpomiao。
「nanonglaide?」wodangjibianganjuecuizhudangzhenshiwodefuxing。
yanwangyaowosangengsi,tadounengjiwotuodaowugengdeneizhong。
「**bengguan。」tayongxiuzimozhelianshangdehanzi,heiheiyixiao,「xianchizaishuo。」
erwochidezhenghuanshi,damenwaibianjijinlaiyibangziqigai,zhizhecuizhudenaodaibianma。
「nizheipopi!lianqigaidedongxidoupian!nitaniangdeshirenma?」
tuotadefu,womenjiuzheiyangbeipojiarugaibangneibu。
shuoshijiaru,qishijiushitizheiqunqigaiyaofan,shenmeshihouyaomanshaojideqian,shenmeshihoufangwomenzou。
caigangtouxian,yipangdeqigaibianchaoqiyipangdemugunweixiedao,「kanshenmekan?kuaiyao!」
「nihaizhenshiwodefuxing。」wopixiaoroubuxiaodekancuizhu。
cuizhunaonaonaogua,「**miuzan。」
suihou,tabiankuzhechaozheyiminggongzidekujiaozhuaqu,「wuwawa,keliankelianwoba,jidianchide。」
zhidaobangwan,womenzheicaisuanshibashaojiqianjicouqi,jimingqigaidianzhetongqianyiliandedeyi,「zheicijiuxianfangguonimen。」
kecuizhuquebuyiburaodipaoshangqian,yuqigaijiuchandaoyiqi,shuowomenmeiyougonglaoyesuanyoukulao,「fendian。」
「fenniniangfen!」qigaiyibajiangtatuikai,shuaidetaziyaliezuide。
wowen:「nizheishihekuni?」
taxiaoxixiditankaileshouxin,shangmianwenwentangzheyigeqiandai,「buku。」
woshuqiyigendamuzhi:「buguangpianqigaishaoji,haitouqigaideqiandai。」
「还得是你。」
yeli,wozhengtangzaipomiaolitingcuizhuniantaoguowang,kudewobitiyibaleiyibade。
xiaoshihoucuizhujialiqiong,tadiejiuzuoqixiaotouxiaomodeyingsheng,tazheishouyijiushigentadiediexuede。
houlai,tadiebeirenjizhuadao,daduanleyitiaotui,jialishizaijiebukaiguo,caijiangtamaijinwojia。
「zuojinyidian。」wopaipaidishangdecaoxi。
cuizhujianzhuang,bieqizuichaowozheibiancengleceng,wobianzaitayifushangxingqibiti。
erxiayimiao,jiubeitachuaifeijimiyuan。
haibudengwohuanguoshenlai,cuizhubianlikezhanqishen,muguangjiongjiongdidingxiangmenkou。
「**kuaipao!jiaohuazidezhao**laile!」
wenyan,yizhehuaguidegongzibianweiweiyileng,「wonalixiangshijiaohuazi?」
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这人是来找我的。
tabazangyuxiuzhongdenirennajiwokan,「zheinirenkeshininiede?」
wotaiyanyikan,zhengshibujiuqianzhengyaofanshi,woxiandewuliao,suishouniede。
xianglaishidangshiwangjidaihuilaile。
「xiexie。」woxiaozhediandiantou,shenshoubianyaoqujie。
zheirenqueshiyigeshanshen,jiangwoduoguo,xiaowen,「nikezhizheinirenniedeshishei?」
还能是谁?
shiwoneibianyideweihunfubei。
xiangzheshangcidenirenliandoubeiyabianle,wojiuzhongxinjitanieleyige,miandedaoshihoutajihenwo。
jianwomeiyoudahua,zheirenbianluchuyilianhuaixiao,dangjibianwen,「xiangbuxiangfabihengcai?」
sicunpianke,woyadishengyinhui:「shuolaitingting。」
dengdaogenzhetalaidaoxiaoheizuofangshi。
kanzheyanqiandeyimu,napashipingshifanyingzaichidundecuizhu,yelazhewobianyaozou。
「**!zheikeshiyaodiaonaodaide!」
erwozeshizhanzaiyuandi,taiyankanxiangzheiweiguigongzi,「niquedingcishikexingma?」
「queding。」tadudingdediandiantou。
yuanyinwuta,zheiweiguigongzijichudejiamashushishinanrangwojujue,ganwanzheipiao,zuyirangwohecuizhuwanghouderiziyishiwuyou。
yushi,wobianzhinengtingerzouxian,dayinghetahezuo。
haizhenbieshuo,zidajingguowoshoudenirendangzhehaomai。
jinjinshibanzhuxiangdegongfu,zheijitianjiabanjiadianniechudenirenbianbeiyisaoerkong。
paoquwodegonglao,qizhongyebufadeyiyutaizideshenzi。
没错。
woniedenirenquandoushitaizi,zhibuguozheitaizichuandeshinvzhuangeryi,dangzhenshifengzizhuoyue。
danjiabuzhu,napamaidaoshiliangwenyin,yeyourenqiangzheyao。
jiangnirenquanbumaiguanghou,wobianzhunbeishoutan,huidaozuofangbaguigongzituowozaode1:1nirenwancheng。
zheicaishidamaimai,guangshizheifangzhennirenzuyirangwohecuizhuhuihuohoubansheng。
daoshihouwomenjiuzaicuizhukouzhongdeneipianhuatiananjia,yangtagejibaitoujiyaniuyang。
岂不美哉?!
wozhenghengzhexiaoquershoushitanzi,jiujianyouyirendacijingguo,erhouzaiwomianqianzhuzu。
woyibianjikoudaidazhejie,yibianbaibaishou,「nirenmaimeile,mingtianzaodianlaiba。」
erhoujiutingdaoyigeshuxidesangyin,zaiwoshenqianxiangqi,「songyan?」
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看到来人是宋鸢。
wobatuibianyaopao,quebeidimuzaishenhoudangzhuqulu,「xiangwangnapao?nihaizhenshirangwomenhaozhaoa。」
cishi,zaiqitajiexiangmainirendecuizhuyeyijingganlaiyuwohuihe。
jianzhuang,cuizhulimashangqian,jiangwodangzaishenhou,jingtididaliangqiliangren。
naihezheiyijudong,querangtahuaizhongdenirendiaolechulai,shiwodangshiniejigongzigedeyangban。
cuizhuzhengzhunbeiwanyaoqujian,quebeisongyuanqiangxianyibujiangnirennajinshouzhong。
tadaliangzheshoulideniren,buhuaihaoyidixiaoxiao,「bushishuolaijingchengshizhaotaizituihundema?」
「zenmepaozheimaiqinirenlaile?」
dimupiejiansongyuanshoushangdeniren,dangjilengxiayizhanglian,「haonigesongyan,gandangzhongwurutaizi?niyoujigenaodaigousha?!」
「nishixiangrangwomensongjiagenzheniyiqipeizangma?!」
「wozheijiuyuniduanjueguanxi,banisongjinguanfudalaotinghoufaluo!」
houmianwocaizhidao,mingribianshitaizideshengchen,dimushidaizhesongyuanlaicanjiataizideshengchenyande。
zheixiakehao,1:1denirenmeizuochengbushuo,haibeizheiduimunvjidaidaole,zaozhidaohaiburuxueneibangziqigai,laolaoshishiyaofanni。
shengchenyandangtian,wobianbeitamenniangliangdairenniusongdaotaizifushang。
laidejinshixiedaguanguiren,songdeheliyequandoushiyixiexihanwanyi。
lundaosongjiashi,dimuqueshibasongyuanwangzhongrenmianqianyitui,「songjiabucai,nengnadechushoudeyejiuzhiyouxiaonvdewuzi。」
「jiushibuzhi,nengbunengrutaizidianxiadeyan。」
shuowan,songyuanbianbanzheyouyangdequdiao,pianpianqiwuqilai,wuzimanmiaojingweitianren,qijian,tagengshiyizhangehou,pingjieciqujiangcainvdefengtouquandouzhanluchulai。
yinlaiwenwubaiguanhaoyizhenhecai。
qubi,songyuanweiweigongshou,zhiyan,「xiaonvhaiyouyiyangliwuxiangyaosongjitaizidianxia。」
「shenmeliwu?」taizixingzhiquequedituoqixiaba。
「xiangbitaizijinri,yeyoubeifangjiangongrenbawandenirensuorao。」
「zheigeliwu,bianshiciandezuikuihuoshou。」
「wodemeimei,songyan。」
shuozhe,tabianhuiguoshen,erwoyezaicikebeirenyasongdaozhongrenmianqian。
tachaozhouweirensaoquyiyan,zaiyipianxixushengzhong,dayilinrandao,「cirensuishiwomeimei,danquegongranwurutaizi,rujinsongjiayiyutaduanjueguanxi。」
「大义灭亲!」
「cidenghuohai,womensongjiajuebuguxi!」taxixuedechaowopielaiyiyan,suihoubianfushenzaidi,「tinghoutaizifaluo。」
cihuayichu,relaizhouweirenfenfenjinyan。
「gongranwurutaizi,gaichusizui!」
「没错!该杀!」
zhongrenfenfenjiangmuguangluozaitaizishenshang,taiziquemeiyoudahua,zhishimifengzheyanjingxixidingqiaowo。
xujiu,tacaihuanhuankaikou,「gaidanghezui,gurihouziyoujueduan,xianjiangtafangkai。」
「dianxia!」huayingangluo,dimubianhuanghuangzhangzhangpaoshangqian,「wanwanbuke!」
「wozhidao,dianxiazheishigujishengshangcihunzaixian,nianzaizheifenqingfenshang,xiangyaoraotayiming。」
「keniruofangguota,taizidianxiarihoupashiyaorangbaixingchixiao。」
「jieshi,dianxianindeweiminghecun?!」
「hushuo!」dimudezheijuhuarangtaizidongnu,shouzhongdebeizhanyingshengsuilie,「gaizenmechuzhi,nandaowoyigetaizihaishuodebusuanma?!」
kebuchengxiang,zheiyijudongquerangwenwubaiguanfenfentichuyiyi。
「shiadianxia,rihouninkeshiyaoriliwanjide。」
「tangruozheibanyourouguaduan,pashihennanfuzhong。」
「请殿下三思。」
zhici,taizicaiyaxianuhuo,minqizuichunwenwo,「nizhangjiehedimushuodehua,kefoushushi?」
「shushi。」worenmingdidiandiantou。
baobaoxinlikuya!danshibaobaoshuobuchuya!xianyudangdehaohaode!zenmejiufeisibukeleni?!
「jirantaizipaluorenkoushe,laoxiujiulaititaizizuogejueduan!」shuozhe,dimubianbachushiweidepeijian,zuoshijiuyaochaowokanlai。
「且慢!」
「jiransongfurenzheimexihuandayimieqin。」jiuzaidaojiankuaiyaopixiadeyike,yidaoqingliangdenvshengzibuyuanchuchuanlai,「burubabengongyibingshaleruhe?」
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lairenyizhehuafu,shenhougenzhedejimingtaijian,zhengbanzhebange1:1denirenhuanhuanzoujin。
「gong!gongzhudianxia?!」dimujianzhuang,yanzhongmanshihuangkong,zaipiejiantashenhoudenirenhou,gengshilazhesongyuanguidaozaidi。
kanzhezheirenshuxidemeiyan,wozheicaifajue,zheibuguigongzihainengshishei?!
等等!!
公主?!
yejiushishuo,tashitaizidemeimei?!guaibudewohaijuedetaxipinenroude。
budui,zheibushizhongdian,zhongdianshitazaozheinirenshilaixianlide?!
贵圈真乱……
gongzhuqueduiyangmudejudongsihaobuyiweiyi,zhizheyipangdenirenbiankaihuaidaxiaoqilai。
「皇兄快看!」
「woweinizhunbeidehelizenmeyang?!」
taizikanwan,yilianheixian,「bienao。」
tingshuoshigongzhudaitouzaodeniren,taixiadezhongrenhainaganzaiduoduobiren,yigegeniantoudalanaodibuzaihangsheng。
zhiliuxiasongjiamunvguizaizhongjian,sesefadou。
zhidaozheishi,gongzhucaizoushangqian,dunzailiangrenshenqian,jiangbozijidimudiguoqu,「zenmeyang?babengongyeyibingshaleba。」
「zuichenbugan!」dimudangjibianjiangshouzhongdepeijiandiudaoyibian,「haiwanggongzhushuzui!」
jianciqingxing,gongzhuyebianbuzailihuierren,ershilaidaowoshenbianjiangwochanqi,「meixiangdaonijiushiwoweilaidexiaosaozi?haizhenshiyouyuan。」
「nishibuzhidao,wogetaya……」
「xiaomei!」haibudengtabahuashuowan,taizibiankaikoujiangtadaduan,「xiuyaohuyan。」
gongzhuchaotaizitouquyimohuaixiao,paipaiwodejianbangmeizaijixushuoxiaqu,zhishuo,「yihounijiuzhidaole。」
哪里用得着以后?
jiusuantabushuo,woyezhidao,taxiangshuotaizijichou,babudewozaodianshengtianni。
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nianzaiwodiedefenshang,taizimeiyouzefazheiduimunv。
fandaoshijiangwoqiujinzaigongzhong。
我懂。
zhibudingxiangshenmehuaixinsibaofuwoni。
buguo,gongzhudaoshiyoushimeishijiuhuipaoguolaikanwo,zaitingshuowoduguohaoduohuabenziyihou,zhengtianchanzhewojitajianggushi。
woyejiubawoqianshikanguodexiaoshuo,huanyigeshidaibeijingjiangjitating。
zheitian,wozhengjitajiangzhexiewangzhuiqi。
shuodezhengqijingerni,gongzhubianpuchiyixiaxiaochushenglai,「zheigushijiangdebujiushiwogema?」
「kebiehuluanzhanbian。」wopiepiezui,「renjiaxiewanghoumiankechongqini。」
gongzhutingwanzhouqimeitou,huyidichaowokanlaiyiyan,「nishidangzhenbuzhidaowogedexinsi?」
「shenmexinsi?」wozazazui,tucaodao:「yiduzihuaishui,haiaijichou。」
「不错。」
gongzhududingdidiandiantou,「zongjiedexiangdangdaowei。」
huayingangluo,chuangwaibianchuanlaiyishenglengheng,「nirenniedebuxiang,zongjiedeyebuxiang。」
好么。
jiuchoudouhaimeisuanganjing,jiuyoutianyibixinchou,kezabanya。
silaixiangqu,yejiuzhinenghongle。
huangmenyuchizuole,yuebaiyinsianwentuanhuaaoyefengle,bieshuoshiniren,lianyuwodoudiaole,ketahaishibukenfangwochugong。
guanjianshike,haishicuizhulingjiyixian。
「zhuzi,neiritaizikansongyuantiaowushi,daoshiyouneimeyishunxidexiaomoyang。」
「xiangbi,tadingshiduizheiwupoweixiai。」
yushi,wobianbeizhetaizi,tuogongzhujiangsongyuanzhaojinlegongzhong。
zaidezhiwodeyongyihou,songyuandaoyebuzangzheyezhe。
kenengshiyinweiwoshuo,dengdaowobataizihonghaoyihoutaxingxunengtongyituihun。
tajiaodebineixianshenghaiyan。
bangeyuexialai,tiaodewojiaobozishengteng,gancuizuodaodishangshuaqiwulai。
ranerxiayimiao,songyuanbiannazhegenliutiaoxiangwochoulai,「qilai!zheicainadaona?!」
woyilianyuandudikanxiangcuizhu,tadaoshixiaodehebulongzui。
果然。
tanengxiangchulaidejinshixiesouzhuyi,wojiubugaixiangxinta。
zuzuyigeyueyouyu,wozheicaibasongyuandewuzi,xuedesanfenxiangxiang。
suiranbuzenmehaokan,danyegouyong,qimazugounengzhengmingwodechengyileba?
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wuyetiaole,tayekanle。
kantazheifumoyanghaikandetingjinxing?
yushi,wobianshishidetongtakaiqikoulai,「tuihun?」
「butui。」tasaoxingdibaibaishou,jiuyaoganwozou。
「bieya。」wozaidishangdaqigun,「shizaibuxingworangsongyuanjinlaijinitiaoyiduan?」
「滚!」
tadehuayingangluo,qindiandefangmenbianyibabeirentuikai。
lairenshenzhebaiseqingsha,banzheyueguang,wanrudahuajuanzhongzouchudexiannvyiban,zujianqingdiandimian。
fangfomeimaichuyibu,jiaoxiabiannengyangqiyizhenzhenlianyi。
dangzhenshiyaobizaishengchenyanshangdewuzi,haiyaomanmiao。
看得我一愣一愣的。
songyuanqingxiaozhechaotaizipiequyiyan,jinjiezhebiantunxiapizaishenshangdeqingsha,chaozhekongzhongpaoqu。
suihou,yidianhanguangbianchaozhetaizidexinwoerqu。
「xiaoxin!」jiantaizihaimeiyoufanyingguolai,wolianmangchaozhetapuqu。
bishouzhengzhengdicijinwodehoubei。
「gunkai!aishidedongxi!」songyuanjianzhuang,limajiangbishoubachu,kedangtazaixiangcilaishi,yiranyouyidaoheiyingjiangtayazaishenxia。
wotuganjingzuilidexuepao,chaotaizishanshanyixiao,「tazhenbushiwoqingjinlaide。」
「shaleta,kejiubunengshawole。」woweiqujile。
haixiangzaijieshixieshenme,bianliangyanyiheishiquleyishi。
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dengdaozaicixinglaishi,taizijiushouzaiwodechuangtabianshang。
wowadeyishengjiukulechulai,「nimennengbunengbuyaozaiqifuwole?zheishizhendehewomeiguanxi。」
「wojiushixiangdangyitiaoxianyubuxingma?」
kuzhekuzhe,wojiuxiangdaolexiaoshihou。
zidayichushengwojiuchadiansidiao,houlaihaoburongyihuoxialaile,haiyaobeizhangjiehedimugezhongzhendui。
napawoyizhizhuangchengshaziyiyangdehuozhe,yehaishitaobukaitamendeduda。
kaixinshitamenjiuyongtengtiaoda。
bukaixinshi,tamenjiuyaoyongmanshimucidebanzida。
meidaoyeli,cuizhudouhuikuzhejiwotiaoci,tengdewobasangzidouhanyale。
zhidaoyouyici,wojuedehuozhetingmeiyiside,bianyitouzhajinyuanzhongdechizili,xiangyaobazijijinisi。
kezuizhong,woshibeicuizhujiuxiade。
tabiwokudehaixiong,kudezhenggerenzhichouchou,tashuomeilewotagaizenmehuoya?
tashuohuiguoqude,yiqiedouhuiguoqude,daoshihouwomenjiuzaitianjianditoushenghuo。
好好生活。
xiangdaozheishi,wokudezhenggerendouzaifadou,taiziqueyibajiangwojibaozhu。
tashuo,「biepa,yihousheiganqifuniwojiukansheidenaodai。」
woxiangshuojiutaqifuwoqifudezuixiong,yaobushitafeiyaoquwo,woshuobudingzaojiulaogonghaizirekangtoule。
danshiwomeishuo,wopatajichou。
shihouwocaizhidao,yuanlaisongjiayixinxiangyaobasongyuanjiajitaizi,weidejiushiyaobangqihuangziduodi。
zaozaisongyuanhaiweijiangshishi,qihuangzibianyuwodieyousuogoujie。
duoherena,neishihouqihuangzicaitaniangbasuiya。
zheirenchengfudeyouduoshena?
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cishi,daodihaishijingdongleshengshang。
huangdiyiqizhixia,jiangqihuangzibianweileshumin,ersongjiaqueshiyinglailemanmenchaozhandejieju。
haozaizaoxian,dimubiandangzhezhongrendemian,yuwopieqingleguanxi,caishiwomianqulecicidejienan。
yilianzaitaizifuyanglebanyuedeshang,wozheicaichaozhenaozheyaochugong。
「ge,nijiufangsaosaozouba。」gongzhuyezaiyipangtiwoshuozhehua。
「bushi!」taizitingwan,yilianchayi,「nidaodishisheidemeimei?!」
erwo,zeshiyilianyuandudedingxiangta,「nibushishuosheizaiqifuwo,nijiukansheidenaodai?」
「niyaoqifuwo?」wowen。
「meiyou。」tayouqiwulidihuidao。
zhici,wocaizhongyubeifangchulegongzhong,taiziweiwohecuizhuzhunbeilehaoduomache。
youdemachelazhejinyinshoushi,youdemachelazheshanzhenhaiwei,youdemachelazhebuliaohe……
太子。
太子?
「bushi!nigenguolaiganma?!」woxiankaibuliao,kanzheduozaixiamiandetaizi,yilianjinge。
taizijianzhuang,gangayixiao,「nikanzheishinaode。」
「wozhenghemeimeiwanduomaomaoni。」taqishenzhengliqiyishang,「sheichengxiangduodaonidemacheshanglaile?」
shuozhe,tahaijiayizaiqitamacheshangfanzhaoqilai。
yushi,womenbianzaizhuangmanshuiguodemachexia,faxianlebadezhengjindegongzhu。
「nibuleima?」taiziwen。
「shitingleide。」gongzhuheiheiyixiao。
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likailejingcheng,wohecuizhuzaidangchutakanhaodehuatian,jianleyizuoruodadebieyuan。
guozhexiaosazizaiderizi。
oueryoushuaiqidelurenjingguoshi,tajiuzhanzaimenkouchaorenjiashuaishoupa。
「xiaogege,ganluleibuleiya?jinlaixiexiejiaobu?」
meiguoduojiu,zhouweidejunxianbianchuanchushuo,qingzhoufucuizhulindeyitiaoxiaolushangnaogui。
shuoneiguizhuantiaolurenxiashou。
buran,nianbulashidedijiezenmenengpingkongmaochugebieyuan?
yaoshijiandaonvguirangnijinquxiejiaokebiequ,neinvguichirendoubutugutou!
zheitian,wohegongzhuzhengzuozaiyuanzilikeguazi。
jiutingcuizhutongwomenbaoyuan,「zheiqunrenzenmehuishi?zenmejiandaowodougenjianleguiyiyan?」
doudewohegongzhuxiaodehebulongzui。
edui,gongzhushidangtianbeiwomendaihuilaide,wojuedetarenbucuo,tingshihezuoguimide。
zhiyutaizi,bianbeiwomenganxialemache。
我就烦这种记仇的。
xiaozhexiaozhe,bieyuandefangmenbianbeirenyibatuikai。
cuizhudangjibianchaozhemenkoukanqu。
kezhanzaimenkouderenbushibieren,zhengshitaizi。
wojiangguazipishuaidaoyibian,zhunbeishangqiangantazou,「quququ,nilaizuoshenme?」
taizinaonaonaogua,「woshilaizhuoguide。」
shihou,wocaizhidao,zheichuanyanyijingdouchuandaolejingcheng,naoderenxinhuanghuangde。
「jiranyijingzhidaoshiwuhui,neinijiuzhuajinhuiquba。」wozuoshibianjiangtawangmenwaitui。
taquedizhemenkuangsihuodoubukenzou,haiyiliandudingdeshuo,「jirandounengchuandaojingcheng,jiuzhengmingsuoyanfeixu。」
「wokedeliuxialaibaohunimen。」
「不行。」
「别呀。」
「快走!」
「我心悦你。」
「shenme?!」wodajingshise。
「woshuowoxinyueni,haibuxingma?」
还不行吗?
wodangjilengxiayizhanglian,taituibianjiangtachuaichumenqu,「buxing!」
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mougeyangguangmingmeidewuhou。
gongzhuraoyouxingzhidizaiyuanqiangshangdaqi**,chaozhemenwaikan,「ge,zheihuiyoubeileshenmehongsaosaoa?」
「wulidedongxikedouduibuxiale!」
「shilihongzhuang!」tazaimenwaihanzhe,「wobeileshilihongzhuanglaiyingqunisaosaoguomen。」
tingwan,wodangjibamenlakai,zhengyaoshuotazheijiaoqiangquhaoduo,jiujianmenwaizhiyoutayigeren。
「shilihongzhuang?」wowen。
taxiaozheda,「meiyounidiantou,wonanengqiangpoa?」
「buguo。」taguyimaiqiguanzi,「zhiyaonidiantou,wolikebianshilihongzhuangyingquniguomen。」
wodaoshiyaokankan,niupidouchuidaotianshangqule,tayaozenmeshouwei。
dangxiabianxiangtadiantou,「so?shilihongzhuangni?」
xiayike,bansuizheluoguxuantian,yidaodaoshenyingzheicaidalinjianqiaoqiaozouchu。
haidangzhenshi,shilihongzhuang。
「nizheishishuawulai!」jianzhuang,wobatuibianyaopao。
kequebeitaiziyibazhuazhu,gongzhujianzhuangyepaoguolaibawowangwaitui,「zoulou!yingqusaosaoguomenlou!」
好一招里应外合!
身为咸鱼的我塌房了