《身为咸鱼的我塌房了》 小说介绍
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《身为咸鱼的我塌房了》 第一章 免费试读
chuanchengshunvhou,woyixintangping。
meixiangdaojingongyitang,jingbeitaizikanshang。
wohenhuang,mangwentaizi:「niquedingmeiyougaocuo?wojiejiecaishimingmanjingchengdecainv,wozhibuguoshigehunzi。」
太子冷笑:
「找的就是你。」
「nikehaijideyoushitaomadaizouwoyidundeshi?」
哦莫。
这太子还是个抖M?
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我穿越了。
chuanyuechengleganggangjiangshidexiaodouding。
zaiwochuanchulaidaozheishijiandediyishengtikuhou。
dimujiuhuojihuoliaodi,baozhewoyaowangjinglidiu。
yinwei,woshiwodiewaimiandeyezhong。
haozai,dangshiyouyimingyunyoudaoshitujingcidijiangwojiuxia。
tashuorihousongjiashiyaochuyigehuanghoude。
zhiyushishei?taquemeishuo。
dimushengpawodesihuigaidiaosongjiadeqiyun,zheicaibawosongdaobieyuan,younainiangdaiyang。
yeshidazheishihouqi,wocaiyishidao,zijikenengshaobuliushenjiuhuidiudiaoxingming。
yushiwojuexintangping,shenmeshidoubuganyuzhangjiezheng,jiangzijihuochengyitiaoxianyu。
zhangjiexueqin,wozaiyipangwanniba。
zhangjiedushu,wozaiyipangwanniba。
zheixienianlai,zhangjiechengweimingmanjingchengdecainv,erwozeshibanibawandechushenruhua。
堪称一代泥巴大师。
ranerjiuzaijintian,wokuxinjingyingleshiliunianderenshe,momingqimiaodejiutafangle!!!
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dataijianganlaichuanzhishi,woheyahuancuizhugezizhualeyibaguazi,zhengzhanzaiyipangchigua。
cuizhushuowozhangjietiantaizitianlezheimeduonian,zhongyushiyaoshangweile,wodekuriziyeyaodaotoule。
womanghetapieqingguanxi,wentashibushibuyaomingle?renjianeijiaozhulianbihe。
jiranshangweile,nahainengjiaotiangou?
buliao,quebeizhangjietingjian,xiexiechaowodenglaiyiyan。
woxinxudichaotaxiaoxiao,「huashicuizhushuode,yaoshajiushacuizhu。」
「但是。」
「shaletakejiubunengshawoleyou。」
ranerxiayimiao,zheiguachizhechizhe,jiuchidaolewozijidetoushang。
buguangshiwo,baokuozaichangdesuoyouren,zaidataijianxuanduwanshengzhiyihou,wuyibushimianlujingrong。
wodiegengshimangbudieshangqianzhuiwen,wengonggongshibushinongcuole?bixiacihunderenyinggaishisongyuancaidui。
dataijianshouqishengzhi,dalazheyanpigougouzuijiao,「zenme?songzhifuzheishizaishuozajiabushizi?」
chajuedaoqifenbudui,wolazhecuizhubianchaozhewofangpaoqu,dangjibiankaishishoushiqilexingli,zhunbeipaolu。
wanlewanle!zheijiashiyitianyebunengdaile!
cuizhudaoshibuyiweiyi,zhishuorihouworuoshidanglehuanghou,kansongjiasheihaiganqiaowobuqi?
huasuizheiyangshuobujia,keqiantishi,woyedeyoumingdanga!
caigangbeizhebaofutachufangmen,yingmianbianbeiwodezhangjiejidugezhengzhe。
cike,tashenshangdeyuanqi,dangzhenshiyaobisilejibainiandeliguihainong。
duishangtadeshixian,wozhinengshanshanyixiao,「howareyou?」
3
片刻的工夫过后。
zhangjiebaozhegegudonghuaping,youyuzaisan,haishijiangtawenwendifanghuileyuanchu。
chucizhiwai,wofanglinengzadebianyiwujianquandoubeitazale。
「好你个宋烟!」
「biaomianshangzhuangdedaoshiguaiqiao,beidiliquegangouyinnijiefu?」
「你是何居心?!」
zawan,tahaibujieqi,shunshibianchaowoshanlaiyigebazhang。
beiwoyigeshanshenkankanduoguo。
「baiyanlang!haiganduo?!」shuozhe,tabianmuziyuliedidengxiangwo,zhunbeilaigezuoyoukaigong。
yanjianduoshanbuji,wozhinenghuluanzhualaibandengdangzaishenqian。
dazaibandengshangdesongyuan,chitongdezhizhoumei,yanjiaodangjibianfanqileiguang。
haibudengtakaikou,wobianlikejiangtadaduan,「zhangjieshaoanwuzao。」
「woxiangzheiqizhongyidingshiyoushenmewuhui!」woyegubushangshenmetimian,bitiyibaleiyibadibiancheshangtadekujiao,「wobenjiuduitaiziwuyi,youzenganyuzhangjiezhengni?」
yexushihuixiangqiyiwang,wobitaizixiangshizaibihongshuimengshou,songyuanyebianmeizaijixufazuo,mifengzhemouzidaliangqiwo。
jianzhuang,wobianyoudao:「buriwobianhuikenqingshengshangshouhuichengming,dingweizhangjietaohuiyigegongdao!」
「zhende?」tahuyidipiewoyiyan。
wodudingdidiandiantou,「qianzhenwanque。」
tingwan,tazheicaiyiliandeyiditaiqixiaba,「zheihaichabuduo。」
「yigewannibadeyezhong,jiugaihaohaowannideniba。」shuowan,tabianjiangdishangshuailandenisuwenwendingzaiwotoushang,manyidixiaoxiao,「dongma?」
ranerzheiyimu,quebeiluguodedimuqiaojian。
「胡闹!」
taganmangshangqianjiangsongyuanladaoyibian,muguangpinidikanxiangwo,「songyanrihoukeshiyaodanghuanghoude,yaoshirenaota,niyoujigenaodaigousha?」
zheihuakansishizaizeguaisongyuan,shizequeshizaiweixiewo。
guangpingtayuqizhongdeshayijiugouwosibabaigelaihuide。
taxixuedizazazui,wenwo,「nishuoshibushi?」
woganmangbiandixiatou,xinxudeshuo:「buganbugan。」
「yeba。」jiancidimumanyidigouqizuijiao,「niheyuanerbulunsheidanghuanghou,doushiwomensongjiadefufen。」
shuowan,dimubianlazhesongyuanyangzhangerqu。
「**patamenzuoshen?」cuizhuhenhendichaozheliangrenlikaidefangxiangdengquyiyan,「tamenlianghaigankangzhibuzun?」
岂止是敢?
tangruobushishilibuyunxu,dimudouhenbuderanghuangdilaoerbahuangweirangjitazuozuo。
gengbieshuobawozheigeaishidexiaoyezhongjinongsi。
xiangdaozheili,wobianganmangfenfucuizhubeima,shibiyaoganzaidimuduiwodongshouqian,qinziquzhaotaizituihuncaishi。
苟命要紧。
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「**kuaikan!zheipianhuatiankezhenhaokan!」
「rihou,dengdao**yongbuzhecuizhushihoushi,wojiuzaizheifujinanjia,xiangfujiaozi。」
ganfujingchengdezheijiri,cuizhukanshenmedoujuedexinxian。
yihuierzhizhelushangdemeinanshuoyaojiata,yihuieryaozaitianjianditoushengqibagehaizi。
rangwobujingankai,tongwokunzaibieyuanduonian,haizhenshiyougounanweitade。
zhengshuozhe,tabianyouzhixiangbuyuanchudelinjian,paishoujiaohao,「**nikan,neijigerenhuifei!」
wodangjitingxianienirendedongzuo,chaozhecuizhushouzhidefangxiangkanqu。
???
cuizhusuozhidejiren,nashishenmefeiren?
fenmingjiushilaixidecike。
ercishi,hunranbujuedecuizhuhaizaichaojirenzhaoshou,「nicetomeetyou~」
「bushi……nikanbuchulai……zheiqunjiahuoshilaishawomendema?!」womomorouqimeixin。
「ha?」cuizhutingwan,dajingshise。
haozai,woshixianzaoyouzhunbei,yanjianjirenkaojin,bianmangjiangyigekoudaidiuxiangtamen。
「zheixieqiancainimenshouzhe,fangwoyitiaogoumingkehao?」womuguangchengchedikenqiujiren。
weishoudenanzijieguokoudai,raoyouxingzhidegougouzuijiao,「zheiqianwomenkeyishouxia,danyezhinengrangnisidetimianyixie。」
shuowan,zheirenbianchaikaikoudai,jinjiezhejishengaihaochuanlai,yanqiandejimingcikebianfenfendaozaidishangdaqigunlai。
erwoyechenjilazhecuizhufanshenshangma,jiekailianjiechexiangdeniudai,lejinjiangsheng,juechenerqu。
「**haoshouduan!」zuozaishenhoudecuizhudangjiduiwochanshengjifenjingwei。
erwozeshihaobuzaiyidibaibaishou,「ququanqi,hezuguachi?」
yitingshuoshianqi,cuizhudangjilailexingzhi,「nanbuchengshi**cengjingtiguodebaoyulihuazhen?!」
「bu。」woyaoyaotou,yilianrenzhendao:
「shihouyuandemafengwo。」
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taizifushihuozhegandaole,keshitaizisihuodoubukenjianwo。
「laofangonggongzaiqubinggaoyisheng,women**keshilijingqiannanxianzucaiganlaide!」cuizhuqidechadianhetaijiandaqilai,haozaibeiwojishilanxia。
xiaotaijianjianzhuanglianmanghoutuiyibu,chaocuizhufanqiyanpi,「bujianjiushibujian,tingbudonghuashiba?」
「nishuosheitingbudonghua?!」cuizhudangjitiaoqijiao,jiuyaochaoxiaotaijianpuguoqu。
woganjinjiangtabaozhu,jianghuaizhongdenirendijixiaotaijian,「laofangonggongjiangzheinirendaijitaizidianxia,jiushuowoshidaizhechengyilaide。」
jiantabujie,wobianyoudiguoyimeiyinding,chaotaxiaoxiao,「zheimeiyinding,shiwojigonggongdechengyi。」
shouxiayindinghou,xiaotaijianzheicaijieguoniren,piezuichaozhetaizideqindianzouqu。
yaoxiangdangchu,taizimeimeilaidaosongfu,douyaolaibieyuanzhaowo,anchuochuoduozaiyipangkanwowanniba。
shenzhiyoujicihaichanzhewoshuo,rangwonieyigehetayimoyiyangdenirenjita。
xiangbi,yidingshiduinibayouzhenonghoudexingqu。
kewoqueduitabizhibuji,meicipaodebisheidoukuai。
zheihui,ruoshikandaoweimiaoweixiaodeniren,jiubupatabukenjianwo。
果然。
buchupiankedegongfu,xiaotaijianbiancongcongpaohui,zhishishensebiandeyouxiejidan。
kandaowohou,chaowogangadixiaoxiao,「taizi……you……youqing……」
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laidaotaiziqindianshi,tazhengtuozhexiabadingzhezhuoshangdenirenfadai。
meitouningdehaosimahuayiban。
jianwokaojin,tayezhishidingzhenirenwen,「zheigeshiwo?」
「nandaobuxiangma?」wozhijuedeyizhenhaoxiao。
笑死。
qianshishenweinisuzhuanyedewo,duizijideshouyikeshiyouzhejueduidexinxin。
「hehe。」taizihengxiaoyisheng,xuanjijiangnirendelianzhuanxiangwo,「nidaoshishuoshuo,nalixiang?」
zheisijuranganzhiyiwodezhuanye!
wodangjibiangandaoyizhennuhuozhongshao,「nidaoshishuoshuonalibu……」
「像……」
「heihei。」piejiannirenyijingbianchengpingmiandechoulian,wogangayixiao,「kenengshilushangyabiande。」
不过这不重要。
zhongyaodeshiwoyijingjiandaoletaizi,dangjibianjiangtuihundeshijiangjitating。
「tuihun?」taizitingwangougouzuijiao,haosibaofuyibanyaoyaotou,「butui。」
wojiuhaoqile,wosongyanwanledabanbeizideniba,hedeheneng,nengbeitaizikanshang?
除非……
tashixiangjiecixuewodeshouyi!
合理。
甚是合理。
meixiangdaotaizizheixiaoziguidianzidaoshitingduo。
xiangdaozheishi,wobiantanyan,napabuquwo,woyekeyijiangzheifenshouyichuanchengjita。
kehaoshuodaishuo,tajiushibukentuihun。
为什么啊?
wohenhuang,mangwentaizi:「niquedingmeiyougaocuo?wojiejiecaishimingmanjingchengdecainv,wozhibuguoshigehunzi。」
太子冷笑:
「找的就是你。」
「nikehaijideyoushitaomadaizouwoyidundeshi?」
哦莫。
这太子还是个抖M?
身为咸鱼的我塌房了