从背锅侠到总监：我的逆袭，靠段子和不放弃
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《从背锅侠到总监：我的逆袭，靠段子和不放弃》 从背锅侠到总监：我的逆袭，靠段子和不放弃精选章节 免费试读
1“linxiao，zheifenlizhishenqing，jintianxiabanqianbixuqianle。
”cehuabuzongjianzhangtaobayidiezhi“pa”dipaizaizhuoshang，pijiududingdechenshandierkeniukoujijikewei，
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bushinigaideshisheigaide？wokannijiushiganshashabuxing，chifandiyiming，
xianzaijigongsizaocheng30wansunshi，rangnizoudoushibianyinile！”linxiaojideyankuangfatang，
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zuozailinxiaopangbiandesumengqiaoqiaodiguolaiyizhangzhitiao，linxiaochenzhezhangtaoheshuidegongfuzhankai，
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”linxiaoyaoleyaoxiachun，xinliyouweiquyoushengqi。tagangbiyejiulaizheijiagongsi，meitianjiabandaoshidian，
lianzhoumodouzaigaifangan，kedaotoulai，queyaoweishangsidecuowumaidan。“zenme？haibuqian？
”zhangtaofangxiakafeibei，shuangshoubaoxiong，lianshangmanshibunaifan，“niyaoshibuqian，
wojiubazheishishangbaojihr，daoshihounidelizhizhengmingshang，
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”zheihuaxiangyibadao，zhazailinxiaoxinshang。tazhidaozhangtaoshuodaozuodao，zhiqianlijiejiushiyinweibukenbeiguo，
beizhangtaozaixingyeneisanbuyaoyan，xianzailianmianshijihuidoushaodekelian。linxiaoshenxiyikouqi，naqibi，
gangyaozailizhishenqingshangqianzi，huiyishidementuranbeituikaile。hrjinglishoulinazheyifenwenjian，
jijimangmangdizoujinlai：“zhangzongjian，ceogangcaituranshuoyaoguolaishicha，
rangwomenzhunbeiyixiahuibaocailiao......”zhangtaodelianseshunjianbianle，gangcaidexiaozhangqiyanyisaoerkong，
lianmangzhenglileyixiachenshan，youyongshoumolemotoufashangdeyoutiaosuixie：“ceo？guzongyaolai？
zenmemeirentiqiantongzhiwo？”“woyeshigangjiedaotongzhi，guzongyijingzaidiantilile，gujimashangjiudao。
”hrjinglihuayingangluo，zoulanglijiuchuanlailejiaobusheng。
zhangtaoganjintuiletuilinxiao：“nixianbalizhishenqingshouqilai，bierangguzongkandao，yaoshiyingxianglegongsixingxiang，
nidandaibuqi！”shuowan，tayouduizheqitatongshihandao：“doujingshendian，bazhuomianzhengliganjing，
bierangguzongkanchuwenti！”linxiaochenjibalizhishenqingsaijinchouti，xinliquewuweizachen。
takanzhezhangtaomangqianmanghoudeyangzi，turanjuedeyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao——gangcaihaixiongsheneshadezongjian，
yitingdaoceoyaolai，limajiuxiangbianlegeren。meiguoduojiu，
yigechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanrenzoujinlecehuabu。tashencaigaotiao，mianrongyingjun，biliangshangjiazheyifujinsiyanjing，
hunshenshangxiadoutouzheyigujingyingfaner。linxiaorenchuta，zheijiushigongsineiweishenmideceoguyan，
jushuotahenshaolaigongsi，jiusuanlai，yezhihuidaizaidingloudebangongshili。zhangtaolikeyingleshangqu，
lianshangduizhechanmeidexiaorong：“guzong，ninzenmelaile？kuaiqingzuo，wozheijiujinindaokafei。”guyanmeiyoushuohua，
zhishidianlediantou，muguangsaoguobangongquyu。dangtadeshixianluozailinxiaoshenshangshi，
linxiaoturanxiangqizijichoutilidelizhishenqing，xinliyihuang，ganjindixiatou。jiuzaizheishi，
zhangtaoduanzhekafeizouleguolai，buxiaoxinzhuangdaolelinxiaodeyizi。linxiaohedeganjinzhanqilai，jieguojiaoxiayihua，
zhenghaozhuangzaileguyanshenshang。guyanshoulidekafeibeidiaozaidishang，hesedekafeijianletayishen，
angguidexizhuangshunjianbiandelangbeibukan。zhenggebangongshishunjiananjingxialai，suoyourendoujingdaile。zhangtaoliansecanbai，
jiejiebabadishuo：“gu...guzong，duibuqi，shilinxiaobuxiaoxin，
womashangrangtajininpeizui......”linxiaoyehuangleshen，takanzheguyanshenshangdekafeizi，
youxiangqizijigangbeibipoqianlizhishenqing，naoziyire，tuokouerchu：“laoban，ninzheixizhuangduoshaoqian？
wogangshiye，kenengpeibuqi，danwohuijianglengxiaohua，nengdizhaibu？”zheihuayichu，bangongshiliyaquewusheng。
suoyourendouyiweiguyanhuishengqi，kemeixiangdao，guyanqueturanxiaole。tatuiletuiyanjing，kanzhelinxiao：“e？
lengxiaohua？wodaoshixiangtingting，yaoshinengrangwoxiaole，zheixizhuangdeqian，jiusuanle。”linxiaolengzhule，
tameixiangdaoguyanhuishizheiyangdefanying。zhangtaogengshiyilianbukezhixin，zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。
guyandunxiashen，jianqidiaozaidishangdekafeibei，ranhoukanzhelinxiao：“shuoba，nidelengxiaohuashishenme？
”linxiaodingledingshen，shenxiyikouqi，shuodao：“laoban，ninzhidaoweishenmechengxuyuandouxihuanchuangezishanma？
yinweitamenpabierenshuotamen‘meiluoji’。”guyantingwan，xianshilengleyixia，
ranhou“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai。tazhanqishen，pailepailinxiaodejianbang：“bucuo，
zheigelengxiaohuaqueshitinglengde。duile，nigangcaishuonishiyele？zenmehuishi？
”linxiaokanleyiyanpangbianliansetieqingdezhangtao，xinliyouyuleyixia，danhaishiguqiyongqi，
bazhangtaorangtabeiguodeshiqingyiwuyishidishuolechulai。guyantingwan，lianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile，
tazhuantoukanxiangzhangtao，yanshenbiandebingleng：“zhangzongjian，tashuodeshizhendema？”zhangtaohunshenfadou，
zhizhiwuwudishuo：“gu...guzong，bushizheiyangde，shilinxiaotasahuang，ta......”“goule。
”guyandaduanlezhangtaodehua，“zheijianshiwohuidiaochaqingchu，ruguozhendeshinirangxiashubeiguo，
houguonizijichengdan。”shuowan，tayoukanxianglinxiao：“nijiaolinxiaoshiba？mingtianbuyonglaishangbanle。
”linxiaoxinliyichen，gangxiangshuoshenme，guyanyoubuchongdao：“woshishuo，
mingtiannizhijielaidingloudeceobangongshibaodao，wojinianpaixindegongzuo。”linxiaolengzhule，
zhangtaoyelengzhule。zhenggebangongshili，zhishengxiazhangtaocuzhongdehuxishenghetongshimenjingyadeqieqiesiyusheng。
linxiaokanzheguyan，turanjuede，zijiderensheng，haoxiangzaizhuangsaneibeikafeideshunjian，
fashenglefantianfudidefanzhuan。2linxiaozhanzaidinglouceobangongshimenkou，shouxinhaizaimaohan。
zuotianzhuangsakafei、niximianshiyedehuamianxiangfangdianyingsidezainaozilizhuan，tadaoxianzaidoumeiganxiangxin，
zijijurannengcong“beiguolizhi”zhijiebengdao“ceozhishuxiashu”。menbeiconglimianlakai，
guyanchuanzheyishenganjingdeqianhuisexizhuang，bizuotianshaolejifenlengying，duoledianwenhe。
tashoulinazhelinxiaodejianli，
zhifudianledian“daxuetuokouxiushetuanshezhang”neixingzi：“tingshuonihuijianglengxiaohua，
hainengbashujubianchengshunkouliu？”linxiaogangxiangdiantou，bangongshidementuranbeiqiaoxiang，
mishujijimangmangzoujinlai：“guzong，buhaole！xiawuzhaoshanghuidezhujiangrenlijinglitufajixingchangweiyan，
xianzaiyijingsongyiyuanle，kehudoukuaidaole，meirennengdingshang！”guyandemeitouzhouleqilai，
shouzhizaizhuomianshangqingqingqiaoleqiao。zhaoshanghuishigongsijiduzhongdianxiangmu，yaoqingdedoushixingyelidedakehu，
yidangaoza，houxuhezuojibenjiuhuangle。tataitoukanxianglinxiao，yanshenlidaizhedianshitan：“linxiao，
lijinglidefangannikanguoma？nengbunengtitaqujiang？
”linxiaoxinli“gedeng”yixia——tazuotiancaibeizhangtaobizhexielizhishenqing，
nayoushijiankanshenmezhaoshangfangan？kehuadaozuibian，taxiangqizhangtaochaofengdezuilian，
youyingzhetoupijielehua：“kanguojiyan！buguowoyougeyaoqiu，bunengganbabanianshuju，
derangwoyongzijidefangshijiang，baozhengkehunengxiaochusheng，hainengjizhuzanmendechanpin！”“xing。
”guyanyikoudaying，congchoutilinachuyifenfangandijita，“xianzailizhaoshanghuihaiyoulianggexiaoshi，
niqugebihuiyishigai，youwentisuishizhaowo。”linxiaobaozhefangangangzouchuceobangongshi，
jiuzhuangjianleyingmianzoulaidezhangtao。zhangtaokandaota，yanshenlimanshichayi，suijiyouluchuyinyangguaiqidexiao：“yo，
linxiao，meibeikaichua？zenme，paodaodingloulaidasaoweishengle？”linxiaomeilita，jingzhiwanggebihuiyishizou。
zhangtaoquezhuileshanglai，lanzhutadelu：“woketingshuole，zhaoshanghuizhujiangrenbingle，
nigaibuhuixiangcouzheigerenaoba？biezibulianglile，neifanganlideshujufuzadehen，
nilianexceldouyongbumingbai，biedaoshihougaozale，ranggongsiliannineidiangongzidoupeijinqu。
”linxiaotingxiajiaobu，zhuantoukanzhezhangtao：“zongjianfangxin，jiusuanwojiangzale，yebimouxierenzhihuishuaiguoqiang。
”shuowan，taraokaizhangtao，zoujinlehuiyishi。guanshangmen，linxiaolikefankaifangan。
limianmimimamaquanshishuju，
shenme“yonghuliucunlvtisheng18%”“shichangzhanyoulvzengzhang9.3%”，kandetatoudoudale。
taxiangqizijizaituokouxiushetuanshi，zongbafuzadezhishidianbianchengduanzi，gancuinachubijiben，
bashujuwangshunkouliulitao。“zanmenderuanjianxiaolvgao，kehuyongledoushuohao，jiabanshaoletoufaduo，
laobankanlelekaihua！”“liucunlvtishengyishiba，yonghuzhanxingdingguagua，jingpinkanledouhaipa，
hezuozanjiubieyouyula！”xiezhexiezhe，huiyishidemenbeituikai，
guyanduanzheyibeinaichazoujinlai：“jinduzenmeyang？wogangluguochashuijian，jinimailebeizhenzhunaicha。
”linxiaotaitou，kandaoguyanshoulidenaicha，xinliyinuan。tabaxiehaodeshunkouliudijiguyan，
jinzhangdishuo：“guzong，ninkankanzheiyangxingbuxing？huibuhuitaibuzhengshile？”guyanjieguobijiben，nianleliangju，
renbuzhuxiaole：“tinghaode，bilijinglineitaoganbabadehuibaoqiangduole。biepa，
jiangzalewojiushuonishilaihuoyueqifende，fanzhengzhangtaodefanganbenlaiyemeirenting。”youleguyandeguli，
linxiaodediqizulebushao。taduizhejingzilianlejibian，zhidaonengbashunkouliubeidegungualanshu，
haijialejigekuazhangdeshoushi。zhaoshanghuikaishile，linxiaobaozhediannaozoushangtai。taixiazuomanlekehu，
zhangtaoyezuozaidiyipai，lianshangdaizhekanhaoxidebiaoqing。linxiaoshenxiyikouqi，dakaippt，
diyiyebushikuzaodefengmian，ershiyizhangkatongbiaoqingbao——yigechengxuyuanjuzhekafeibei，
peiwen“yonglewomenderuanjian，congcigaobiejiaban”。taixiashunjianxiaoleqilai，
yuanbenjinzhangdeqifenyixiaziqingsonglebushao。linxiaochenjikaikou，bachanpinshujubianchengshunkouliujianglechulai，
haishibushichuanchalianggezhichanglengxiaohua。“dajiazhidaoweishenmewomendekefuhuifusuduzheimekuaima？
yinweiwomendekefuxiaogedoushi‘shousudaren’，dayouxinengwusha，huifuxiaoxinengmiaohui，
biniduixianghuinixiaoxihaikuai！”“yougekehugenwoshuo，yonglewomenderuanjianhou，talaobanzaiyemeimaguota，
nicaiweishenme？yinweilaobanfaxiantajiabanshaole，haiyiweitatoutoumoyu，jieguoyikanshuju，yejizhanglebushao，
xianzaitiantianjitafajiangjin！”taixiadekehuxiaodeqianyanghouhe，bushaorennachushoujipaizhao，
haiyourenzhudongjushoutiwen。linxiaoyiyijieda，haibakehudewentiyebianchengleduanzi，xianchangqifenyuelaiyuerelie。
yanjiangjieshushi，taixiaxiangqilereliedezhangsheng。linxiaogangzouxiatai，
yigechuanzhexizhuangdezhongniannanrenjiukuaibuzouleguolai，dishangmingpian：“xiaoguniang，nijiangdetaiyouyisile！
woshixxgongsidezongjingli，nizheifanganwotingdongle，yejizhule。
buguowoyougewenti——niyuanbuyuanyilaiwomengongsidangcehua？gongzijinifanbei，
hairangnidangxiangmufuzeren！”linxiaolengzhule，haimeilaidejihuida，jiukandaozuozaibuyuanchudezhangtaoliansetieqing，
shoulidebidoukuainieduanle。guyanzouguolai，pailepailinxiaodejianbang，xiaozheduizhongniannanrenshuo：“baoqian，
linxiaoshiwomengongsidehexinyuangong，kebunengrangniwazou。”zhongniannanrenwanxidiyaoleyaotou，
yougenlinxiaojiaohuanlemingpian：“yaoshininatianxianghuangongzuo，jidediyishijianlianxiwo。
”kanzhezhongniannanrenlikaidebeiying，linxiaoxinliyoujingyouxi。tazhuantoukanxiangguyan，gangxiangshuoxiexie，
jiutingdaoguyanshuo：“kanlai，womeixuancuoren。”3zhaoshanghuijieshuhoudediertian，
linxiaoyijingongsijiubeiguyanjiaodaolebangongshi。luodichuangwaideyangguangsazaibangongzhuoshang，
guyanbayifenxiangmurenmingshutuidaotamianqian，zhijianqiaoleqiaozhimian：“linxiao，jingguanlicengtaolun，
juedingrangnizandaizhaoshanghuixiangmufuzeren，houxukehuduijiehefanganluodidouyouniqiantou。
”linxiaodingzhe“xiangmufuzeren”jigezi，jingxidechadiandafanshoulidekafei。tagangxiangdaoxie，
jiutingjianbangongshimenbei“zhiya”yishengtuikai，zhangtaoduanzheyibeichahuanglejinlai，kandaorenmingshushi，
chabeigai“danglang”yishengzhuangzaibeiyanshang。“guzong，zheishibushitaicaolvle？”zhangtaofangxiachabei，
yuqilimanshibufu，“linxiaogangruzhisangeyue，lianwanzhengxiangmudoumeidaiguo，
wanyigaozale......”“zhangzongjianyaoshiyoukongcaoxinbieren，buruduodingzhezijidegongzuo。
”guyandaduanta，yuqilenglejifen，“shangcishujucuowudeshi，wohaizaidengnideshumianshuoming。
”zhangtaolianseyibai，xingxingdibilezui，linzouqianhenhendenglelinxiaoyiyan，neiyanshenxiangyaobatashengtunleside。
jiexialaideyizhou，linxiaomangzheduijiekehu、zhenglifanganxijie，meitiandoujiabandaoshenye。sumengpatatailei，
meitiandoupeitayiqijiaban，haibangtadingzhebangongshidedongjing：“xiaojie，zhangtaozuijinzongzainigongweifujinhuangyou，
zuotianwohaikandaotatoutoufannidiannaowenjianjia，nikedefangzhedian。
”linxiaomeitaizaiyi——tadefangandoucunzaiyunduan，haishezhilemima，jiusuanzhangtaoxianggaoxiaodongzuo，
yeweibinengdeshou。ketahaishidigulezhangtaodeyinxian。zhouwuwanshang，linxiaobazuizhongbanfanganzhenglihao，
cunzaidiannaozhuomiande“zhongyaowenjian”wenjianjiali，dasuanzhouyizaoshangfajikehu。linzouqian，
tateyijianchaleyibian，querenwenjianbaocunwanhaocaisuoshangdiannao。zhouliuzaoshang，linxiaogangdaogongsi，
jiukandaosumengjijimangmangpaoguolai，shoulijuzheshouji：“xiaojie！buhaole！zhangtaobanidiannaolidefanganshanle，
haibazhiqianneigeyoucuowushujudebanbenfadaokehuqunlile！”linxiaoxinliyichen，
ganjindakaidiannao——zhuomiande“zhongyaowenjian”wenjianjiaguoranbujianle，
kehuqunliquedanchuleshijitiaoxiaoxi，
quanshikehuzaiwen“fanganzenmehaiyoushujucuowu”“shibushimeirenzhenhedui”。“wojiushuotameianhaoxin！
”sumengqideduojiao，turanyouxiangqishenme，congbaolitaochushoujidiankaishipin，“duile！
shangciwokandaotafannidiannao，jiutoutoululeshipin，
nikan——tashanwanwenjianhaiduizhepingmubilege‘ye’，gengesansuixiaohaiside！”shipinli，
zhangtaogongzhebeicouzailinxiaodiannaoqian，shouzhizaijianpanshangfeikuaidianlejixia，shanwanwenjianhou，
haideyididuizhepingmubilegejiandaoshou，neimoyanghuajiyoukexiao。linxiaokanzheshipin，turanxiaolechulai。
sumenglengle：“xiaojie，douzheishihoulenihaixiao？”“biehuang，woyoubanfa。”linxiaodakaikehuqun，
kuaisuqiaoxiayiduanwenzi，haipeilegegaoguaidebiaoqingbao：“geweilaobanbiezheji！
qishizheishiwomende‘fanxiangyingxiaoxiaocaidan’——guyiliulegexiaocuowu，